I Queen Of Hearts Fantasy Fiction

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    Bus Beheader Challenges Duchess To Play Chicken With Buses!

    Bus Beheader Challenges Duchess To Play Chicken With Buses! I write like Lewis Carroll 1. Suddenly Alice saw a huge eye about half her size staring at her! “Help!” she shouted. The Caterpillar tossed a bit of growth mushroom into Alice’s mouth. In a second she was full...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 21, 2013

    Queen Shoots Three Foxes Dead In Open Court!

    Queen Shoots Three Foxes Dead In Open Court! I write like Lewis Carroll File Processed: Queen Shoots Three Foxes Dead In Open Court. Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level: 1.61 Flesh Reading Ease Score: 97.16 Sentences: 23 Words...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 22, 2013

    Queen Married Self, White Rabbit Says Marriage To King A “Nullity!”

    Queen Married Self, White Rabbit Says Marriage To King A “Nullity!” I write like Lewis Carroll File Processed: Queen Married Self Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level: 3.05 Flesh Reading Ease Score...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 22, 2013

    Lewis Carroll Appears, Answers Queen'S Question!

    Lewis Carroll Appears, Answers Queen's Question! I write like Lewis Carroll File Processed: Lewis Carroll Appears, Answers Queen's Question!.doc Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level: 5.10 Flesh Reading Ease Score: 78.66 Sentences: 34 Words...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 21, 2013

    Queen Watches Humpty Dumpty Snore!

    Queen Watches Humpty Dumpty Snore! I write like James Joyce File Processed: Queen Watches Humpty Dumpty Snore Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level: 3.92 Flesh Reading Ease Score: 81.33 Sentences: 34 Words: 262 Average Syllables...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 22, 2013

    Prince Says Queen Has Munchausen By Proxy Syndrome!

    Prince Says Queen Has Munchausen By Proxy Syndrome! I write like Arthur Conan Doyle 1. “What else,” said the Queen, “can you say in your defence?” “Gradually,” said the Prince, “the absence of a mother’s love has receded in importance in my life.” “Don’t...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 21, 2013

    White Queen Offers King, Man In White Paper Cherry Jam!

    White Queen Offers King, Man in White Paper Cherry Jam! I write like George Orwell File Processed: White Queen Offers King, Man in White Paper Cherry Jam! Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level: 5.68 Flesh Reading Ease Score: 75.59 Sentences: 38...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 22, 2013

    Queen Removes East African Gaboon Viper With Tongs!

    Queen Removes East African Gaboon Viper With Tongs! I write like Lewis Carroll 1. Lightly on the top of the head the Queen tapped the snake with a pair of tongs. She set them aside. Then she firmly grasped the snake by the neck with her right hand and lifted and supported the...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 22, 2013

    Queen In Court First, King Must Recite Poem!

    Queen In Court First, King MUST Recite Poem! File Processed: Queen In Court First, King MUST Recite Poem! Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level: 3.37 Flesh Reading Ease Score: 89.38 Sentences: 19 Words: 197...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 22, 2013

    King’S Chamber Pots!

    King’s Chamber Pots! White Rabbit Refuses To Drink Out Of Queen’s Chamber Pot! 1. “Remove that line of chamber pots from in front of the jury,” said the Queen. “But,” said the King, “they look so neat lined up there like that!” “A courtroom,” said the Queen...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 21, 2013

    King Explains Why There Are No Lawyers In His Court!

    King Explains Why There Are No Lawyers In His Court! I write like William Shakespeare File Processed: King Explains Why There Are No Lawyers In His Court. Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level: 3.11 Flesh Reading Ease Score: 89.09 Sentences...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 21, 2013

    Queen Says King’S Ink Is Running!

    Queen Says King’s Ink Is Running! I write like Lewis Carroll File Processed: Queen Says King’s Ink Is Running! Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level: 1.42 Flesh Reading Ease Score:    95.04 Sentences: 43 Words: 245 Average...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 22, 2013

    Duchess Wears “Toilet Seat” Hat, Queen Accuses Her Of Stealing It!

    Duchess Wears “Toilet Seat” Hat, Queen Accuses Her Of Stealing It! I write like Lewis Carroll File Processed: Duchess Wears “Toilet Seat” Hat, Queen Accuses Her Of Stealing It! Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level: 3.40 Flesh Reading Ease Score: 88.16 Sentences...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 21, 2013

    King Used Seven Loads Of Manure To Make Valentine For Queen!

    King Used Seven Loads Of Manure To Make Valentine For Queen! I write like Anne Rice 1. “You forget,” said the King, “I drove a tractor, once!” “Last Valentine’s day,” said the Queen of Hearts, “you made a “heart” for me, and I didn’t like it!” The King...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 21, 2013

    Bear Queen Shot Comes Headless To Court!

    Bear Queen Shot Comes Headless To Court! I write like Annie Rice File Processed: Bear Queen Shot Comes Headless To Court. Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level: 1.01 Flesh Reading Ease Score: 100.00 Sentences: 29 Words...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 22, 2013

    Goldfish Wins Poetry Reciting Contest, King Tears Up Wig!

    Goldfish Wins Poetry Reciting Contest, King Tears Up Wig! I write like William Shakespeare File Processed: Goldfish Wins Poetry Reciting Contest Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level: 3.39 Flesh Reading Ease Score: 85.66...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 21, 2013

    Queen Mistook Last Husband For Bear, Shot Him Dead!

    Queen Mistook Last Husband For Bear, Shot Him Dead! I write like Annie Rice File Processed: Queen Mistook Last Husband For Bear Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level: 1.36 Flesh Reading Ease Score: 97.34 Sentences: 73 Words: 2257...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 22, 2013

    Queen Has Dog Surgically Debarked!

    Queen Has Dog Surgically Debarked! I write like Annie Rice File Processed: Queen Has Dog Surgically Debarked. Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level: 0.50 Flesh Reading Ease Score: 100.00 Sentences: 21 Words: 112 Average Syllables...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 21, 2013

    Queen Tells King To Write Poem On Paper So She Can Tear It Up!

    Queen Tells King To Write Poem On Paper So She Can Tear It Up! I write like William Shakespeare File Processed: Queen Tells King To Write Poem On Paper So She Can Tear It Up Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level: 4.04 Flesh Reading Ease Score: 88.00 Sentences...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 22, 2013

    King Writes Poetry In Memorandum Book, Queen Reads It Out Loud!

    King Writes Poetry In Memorandum Book, Queen Reads It Out Loud! I write like William Shakespeare File Processed: Poeta Fit, Non Nascitur Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level: 10.97 Flesh Reading Ease Score...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 21, 2013

    Juice Newton - "Queen Of Hearts" Midnight,

    and I'm a-waiting on the twelve-oh-five Hoping it'll take me just a little farther down the line Moonlight, you're just a heartache in disguise; Won't you keep my heart from breaking if it's only for a very short time Playing with the queen of hearts, knowing it ain't...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    Mar 25, 2014
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