Those Random Scribblings.... - I just wanted to share the things I've read, and some of my friends have read, and maybe hear some new ones. They always seem to cheer people up, and...
The Above Was On a Sign, the Below Was Written On the Sign. - "THIS TOILET IS OUT OF ORDER. ITS NOT YOU, ITS ME"
Warning - Do not throw cigarette butts into the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light.
God - Contrary to popular belief, God's surname is not damnit!
William James - If merely 'feeling good' could decide, drunkenness would be the supremely valid human experience".
Oxford (in The Guys Loos Tho) - some come here to sit and think,
some come here to **** and stick,
i come here to scratch my balls,
have a **** and write on walls.
Boundaries don’t keep other people out, they fence you in. Life is messy. That’s how we’re made. So you can waste your life drawing lines… or you can live your life...
Sometimes, we have to see for ourselves. We have to make our own mistakes. We have to learn our own lessons. We have to sweep today’s possibility under tomorrow’s rug, until we...
You never know the biggest day of your life is the biggest day. Not until its happening. You don’t recognize the biggest day of your life. Not until you’re right in the middle...
People have scars in all sorts of unexpected places. Like secret road maps of their personal histories, diagrams of all of their old wounds. Most of our old wounds heal, leaving...
There’s an old proverb that says you can’t choose your family. You take what the fates hand you. And like them or not, love them or not, understand them or not, you cope. Then...
Hey girls how dirty have your soles ever gotten from going barefoot ?
Fantasy Versus Real World
To be matter of fact about the world is to blunder into fantasy - and dull fantasy as that, as the real world is strange and wonderful.
I went there and it was a refreshing change from other bars
Idgaf is basic monkey reason. Be careful of idgafs, since
an idgaf can be very harmful to your well being. They can
actually mutate into one of those crazy monkeys that the Family...
Hi i'm Kellie & i have 3 kids who are 6,5 & 4yrs old. My husband & i are firm believers in old fashioned discipline,so when my kids misbehave its pants & panties down for a long...
Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you...
It's 1980. It's Valentines Week at school. The cheerleaders are surprising the basketball team with little surprises all week, a candy bar, a cupcake in the locker or a...
"It's tax time. I know this because I'm staring at documents that make no sense to me, no matter how many beers I drink."
-- Dave Barry
"The number of words dealing with income...
“Few will have the greatness to bend history itself, but each of us can work to change a small portion of events. It is from numberless diverse acts of courage and belief that...
Latin quotes - pg. 5
The owl has one note, the crow another.
The pleasures we enjoy are lost by coveting more.
The title is one thing, the contents another.
The wolf changes his...
A malignant sore throat is a danger; a malignant throat not sore is worse.
A dose of adversity is often as needful as a dose of medicine.
A man can die just once...
To you your religion and to me my religion. [Islam militants need to read this.]
A wise man keeps his anger under control and a foolish man frequently...
"After she wakes up, her hair always makes it look as though she has just has passionate sex with a crack addict in a room with Velcro walls. Personally, I prefer it that way, but...
“People think a soul mate is your perfect fit, and that's what everyone wants. But a true soul mate is a mirror, the person who shows you everything that is holding you back, the...
Every bird thinks his nest the finest
On a lengthy journey even a small burden weighs greatly
It is never too late to mend
One should not judge the tree by the...
A friend is to be taken with his faults.
A word and a stone once let go cannot be recalled.
Before you marry, reflect, for it is a knot you cannot...
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands- and then eat just one of the pieces.
- Judith Viorst
I'll share two quotes that really caught my eye...I've been wanting to share for a while now now anyway ;}D Yes I did mean to make a typo ^_^
Brain: o_O Just get on with it -_-'
Proverbs from Saudi Arabia:
The heap in the barn consists of single grains.
A little and a little collected together makes a great deal.
A brain is worth little without a tongue.
When in Rome, do as the Romans do.
Drop by drop wears away the stone.
One flower does not make a garland...
I don't know what it's like to be truly vulnerable. Ever since I can remember I've built walls to shelter myself from feeling all the pain that came with what was happening in my...
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i try 2 put a new 1 in my status bar everyday...its fun 2 find things that people have said that really r tru 2 what im goin thru...check em out if u want 2!
It will not always be summer: build barns. - Hesiod
God's gifts put man's best dreams to shame.
- Elizabeth Barrett Browning
I've got some humorous quotes for you, from the great Yogi Berra of baseball fame:
"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."
"baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is...
I Never want to be alone. I always want love to surround me. Anywhere, somewhere... Something's missing . Love is in the walls of a home. Right now this house is a triangle . There...
A full cup must be carried steadily.
A stumble may prevent a fall.
Accusing the times is but excusing ourselves.
Adversity is easier born than prosperity forgot...
Dean- "Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole."
Lets see how many quotes we can get from the fans.
"I have the deepest affection for intellectual conversations. The ability to just sit and talk. About love, about life, about anything, about everything. To sit under the moon with...
I never took the game home with me. I always left it in some bar.
Taylor Swift has more break ups than a kit-kat bar does:)
I wrote this:
True friendship doesn't raise the bar of expectation and ask you to meet it. It lowers to where you are and rises with you.
I wrote this:
People make bridges with their ignorance and wrongful education but other people go across the bridge with love being their guide. Some barriers need to be broken.
"I found out you can make Baked Alaska right here in Florida." - Rose
"That's nothing. Mars Bars are made right here on Earth." - Dorothy
- Golden Girls
Many stars cannot be concealed by a small cloud.
A canoe does not know who is king. When it turns over, everyone gets wet.
Do not treat those you...
One of my favorite quotes of all time, and very true at this moment...
"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us" ~ Ralph Waldo...
I've loved quotes since forever- other people are so much better at putting my feelings into words than I am!
Normally I'm quoting stupid movies like mean girls and step brothers but lately I've been quoting Kevin Hart and I think I have a problem. Like I'll randomly yell 'she wasn't ready...
I love quotes I have a bunch all over, they are so amazing
I love Albert Einstein quotes and this is my favorite of his!
Marilyn Monroe quotes are the best.