I Quotes From the Walls of Bar Bathrooms

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    Warning

    Do not throw cigarette butts into the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light.
    freightdog freightdog
    46-50, M
    1 Response Aug 10, 2012

    The Above Was On a Sign, the Below Was Written On the Sign.

    "THIS TOILET IS OUT OF ORDER. ITS NOT YOU, ITS ME"                 "ow :( but i love you"
    ForeverAutumn ForeverAutumn
    18-21, F
    Jul 30, 2009

    Oxford (in The Guys Loos Tho)

    some come here to sit and think, some come here to **** and stick, i come here to scratch my balls, have a **** and write on walls.
    ForeverAutumn ForeverAutumn
    18-21, F
    Nov 13, 2009

    William James

    If merely 'feeling good' could decide, drunkenness would be the supremely valid human experience".
    1Babe 1Babe
    46-50, F
    Jul 30, 2009

    God

    Contrary to popular belief, God's surname is not damnit!
    1Babe 1Babe
    46-50, F
    3 Responses Aug 2, 2009

    Those Random Scribblings....

    I just wanted to share the things I've read, and some of my friends have read, and maybe hear some new ones. They always seem to cheer people up, and I like that. Here goes... "Those who write on shithouse walls roll their **** into little balls. Those who read these...
    NYTattooChick NYTattooChick
    26-30, F
    11 Responses Nov 19, 2008

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