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    Oxford (in The Guys Loos Tho)

    some come here to sit and think, some come here to **** and stick, i come here to scratch my balls, have a **** and write on walls.
    ForeverAutumn ForeverAutumn 18-21, F Nov 13, 2009

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    Warning

    Do not throw cigarette butts into the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light.
    freightdog freightdog 46-50, M 1 Response Aug 10, 2012

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    The Above Was On a Sign, the Below Was Written On the Sign.

    "THIS TOILET IS OUT OF ORDER. ITS NOT YOU, ITS ME"                 "ow :( but i love you"
    ForeverAutumn ForeverAutumn 18-21, F Jul 30, 2009

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    William James

    If merely 'feeling good' could decide, drunkenness would be the supremely valid human experience".
    1Babe 1Babe 46-50, F Jul 30, 2009

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    Those Random Scribblings....

    I just wanted to share the things I've read, and some of my friends have read, and maybe hear some new ones. They always seem to cheer people up, and I like that. Here goes... "Those who write on shithouse walls roll their **** into little balls. Those who read these...
    NYTattooChick NYTattooChick 26-30, F 11 Responses Nov 19, 2008

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    God

    Contrary to popular belief, God's surname is not damnit!
    1Babe 1Babe 46-50, F 3 Responses Aug 2, 2009

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    "I see 1 world with three different parts. The Equatorial hemisphere is in trial, it's duty is of error. The Southern tip tells you that you have sunk deep into the depths of not...
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    "I am the living bread which came down from heaven: if any man eat of this bread, he shall live for ever: and the bread that I will give is my flesh, which I will give for the life...
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    My boyfriend and I are very much in love. I am from France and he is from Russia. I met him while I was doing my internship in Russia, I am a Russian and translation student. We've...
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    "The human being is a self-propelled automaton entirely under the control of external influences. Willful and predetermined though they appear, his actions are governed not from...
    mermaidsushi mermaidsushi 41-45, F 2 Responses 22 hrs ago

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    This is maybe one of my favourite quotes ever! I used to be so scared of getting hurt, I suppose I still am but I guess that's the price you pay for living your life! If you don't...
    Sunshineandshowers89 Sunshineandshowers89 26-30, F 1 day ago

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    The truth can be bleach. It strips everything bare and removes the dirt. But swallow to much and it will devastate your insides.
    YetAnotherStranger YetAnotherStranger 22-25, F 3 days ago

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    "The whole concept behind "listening" can break a Barrier that enables "choice" itself to be established in acting out upon what we don't know, verses the ability to get to know...
    ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT 26-30, F 3 days ago

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    This is from a song/poem - It's called "The Rider" from a film called, "The Proposition": "'When' said the moon to the stars in the sky, 'Soon' said the wind that followed him...
    SilenceEvermore SilenceEvermore 22-25 4 days ago

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    I love finding out complete quotes people have cut off or altered for their own purposes, when the original often have the complete opposite (and better imo) meaning. "Curiosity...
    Atmosfaerie Atmosfaerie 22-25, T 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    Many times in many places! Ruined purses, beds, entire bathrooms, my clothes, my ex boyfriend's camper, on dogs, on people, in cars, in parking lots, on the side of the road, and...
    XlizrocksY XlizrocksY 22-25, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    In some of the hardest times in life, I love to find quotes that give me a little reassurance and hope to get through the day! A few positive words can make all the difference!!!
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    'Sometimes you've got to be able to listen to yourself and be okay with no one else understanding' - Christopher Barzak.
    Idolovemostofyourthoughts Idolovemostofyourthoughts 26-30 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    Every once in awhile, people step up. They rise above themselves and sometimes they surprise you. Sometimes they fall short (keep your short jokes to yourself stretch!) Life is...
    Salsaconqueso1124 Salsaconqueso1124 31-35, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    "I reject your reality & substitute my own!" Adam Savage,Mythbusters,from the "Chicken Gun episode.1 of the best quotes ever.Mythbusters have the best job ever,LOL.
    AllGhostsToastToast AllGhostsToastToast 18-21, M 6 days ago

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    Five quotes from the movie The Thin Red Line [1998] based on the novel by James Jones. Private Edward P. Train: What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with...
    BlueWerewolf BlueWerewolf 46-50, M 1 Response a week ago

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    You know, for the record, I only thought about maiming you once, Callie. And I told you the second I thought about it.
    KWAnthony KWAnthony 46-50, M a week ago

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    Last year I was with my older sister at my next door neighbors house.She was babysitting the womans 12 year old daughter and I was sort of along for the ride.It was during the fall...
    Kevinamc Kevinamc 16-17, M Aug 25

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    I was the kind nobody thought could make it. I had a funny Boston accent. I couldn't pronounce my R's. I wasn't a beauty. Barbara Walters
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M Aug 23

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    “It’s beautiful when you find someone that is in love with your mind. Someone that wants to undress your conscience and make love to your thoughts. Someone that wants to watch...
    HeartOfPoetry HeartOfPoetry 36-40, F 4 Responses Aug 23

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    I feel like I can strongly relate to this one: "Wonder had gone away, and he had forgotten that all life is only a set of pictures in the brain, among which there is no difference...
    SilenceEvermore SilenceEvermore 22-25 Aug 22

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    It is very important that you understand the true innocence of all feelings, for each of them, if left alone and followed, will lead you back to the reality of love . -In their...
    Orangerocket Orangerocket 36-40, F 2 Responses Aug 20

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    “Let there be spaces in your togetherness, And let the winds of the heavens dance between you. Love one another but make not a bond of love: Let it rather be a moving sea between...
    squizz5 squizz5 41-45, M 3 Responses Aug 20

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    When i went to Pizza Hut the bathroom walls were very close together so i would put 1 leg on each wall and climb to the ceiling, i liked it up there next to the ceiling light and i...
    WillTheBallGoThrough WillTheBallGoThrough 26-30, M Aug 19

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    "What a dreary world we live in, gentlemen." --from "How the Two Ivans Quarrelled" (1835) by Nikolai Gogol
    SilenceEvermore SilenceEvermore 22-25 1 Response Aug 18

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    Barefoot dare...picked up a pair of barefoot sandals. Arranged to have someone drive me to the rental car place where I reserved a 5 speed Samurai (gotta put those those bare feet...
    Sandalsrock Sandalsrock 41-45, M 3 Responses Aug 18

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    When they mentioned the word 'cancer,' it's something that it doesn't matter where it comes from, it kind of impacts you. We have a big family around here and definitely when it...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M Aug 17

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    'Have you noticed how difficult it is just to get along in the world? If you're no good at all in your job, people treat you badly and eventually you will be unemployed. And if you...
    kiki2016 kiki2016 26-30, F Aug 17

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    Once a cheater, right? This is a long story. I met this person, Idk let's call him John, two years ago at a bar, back when we were both basically drunks. We got to talking and I...
    XlizrocksY XlizrocksY 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 16

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    It has been a long time since the foundation was laid. But with every ounce if pain and every tear shed my wall began to grow. I felt myself become colder. 'Nobody can break...
    AllieQueenOfHearts AllieQueenOfHearts 13-15, F Aug 15

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    My one reason To the therapist and meds that always fill my head I wasn't capable of giving a single smile I saw you on my way home and they asked who you were I didn't respond...
    stranger2460 stranger2460 13-15, M Aug 15

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    "Carpe Diem" -From the movie"Dead Poets Society"
    light108 light108 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 14

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    14.Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do, so throw off the bowlines, sail away from safe harbor, catch...
    Beautifulnlost22 Beautifulnlost22 31-35, F 2 Responses Aug 14

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    I couldn't sleep and I was bored with the internet. Normally, I would just entertain myself in my head. Think about morbid things, how I would tell people about my suicidality and...
    X88B88 X88B88 22-25 2 Responses Aug 14

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    We Subscribe We can subscribed to anything and everything we download what we like into our being and them things we do feed. When we subscribe it lives on us and through us it's...
    OddyChanz OddyChanz 22-25, M Aug 12

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