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    God

    Contrary to popular belief, God's surname is not damnit!
    1Babe 1Babe 46-50, F 3 Responses Aug 2, 2009

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    Warning

    Do not throw cigarette butts into the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light.
    freightdog freightdog 46-50, M 1 Response Aug 10, 2012

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    The Above Was On a Sign, the Below Was Written On the Sign.

    "THIS TOILET IS OUT OF ORDER. ITS NOT YOU, ITS ME"                 "ow :( but i love you"
    ForeverAutumn ForeverAutumn 18-21, F Jul 30, 2009

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    Oxford (in The Guys Loos Tho)

    some come here to sit and think, some come here to **** and stick, i come here to scratch my balls, have a **** and write on walls.
    ForeverAutumn ForeverAutumn 18-21, F Nov 13, 2009

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    William James

    If merely 'feeling good' could decide, drunkenness would be the supremely valid human experience".
    1Babe 1Babe 46-50, F Jul 30, 2009

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    Those Random Scribblings....

    I just wanted to share the things I've read, and some of my friends have read, and maybe hear some new ones. They always seem to cheer people up, and I like that. Here goes... "Those who write on shithouse walls roll their **** into little balls. Those who read these...
    NYTattooChick NYTattooChick 26-30, F 11 Responses Nov 19, 2008

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    There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments and which cannot fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance - that principle is...
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    "You broke my heart so I blew up your farm. " I got that from a cartoon.
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    I am so done! If you read most of my other experiences you will see I have a lot of issues with my mother, the choices she makes and what she is doing to me. There are a lot of...
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    I walked into a stall last week in hobby lobby. And poop was everywhere..EVERYWHERE...I almost stepped in it. It was on the walls...all over the toilet seat and floor...It smelt...
    webheads webheads 13-15, F 2 Responses Mar 30

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    I also love walking barefoot. Our society tends to shun those who do it and businesses even have signs "no shirt, no shoes, no service". I have, however, walked barefoot for years...
    Gizmodious Gizmodious 56-60, M 15 hrs ago

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    I haven't worn shoes or socks last few days as the weather has been lovely, even hung the washing out this morning in barefeet, it was lovely feeling the grass tickling my bare...
    carrington65 carrington65 31-35, M 14 hrs ago

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    "I'm no prophet. My job is making windows where there were once walls." - Michel Foucault
    NewBeginnings77 NewBeginnings77 31-35, F 1 Response Apr 11

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    People think a soulmate is your perfect fit, and that's what everyone wants. But a true soulmate is a mirror, the person who shows you everything that is holding you back, the...
    MsAttitudez MsAttitudez 22-25, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    I hate school bathrooms cause when you're done ******** and you go back to class you get yelled for being to long Maybe i fighting the toilet monster or maybe i fell in you dont...
    Johnyk27 Johnyk27 13-15, M 4 Responses Apr 14

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    Hi There I'm looking for someone to worship my feet. I've always wanted to have the pleasure of having my shoes and socks removed and then having my barefeet massaged, tickled...
    carrington65 carrington65 31-35, M 14 hrs ago

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    just been given the cane on the bare of course I went to my mum and told her that I wanted to go to a party and she went no your grounded and then the mistake was made I told her...
    Pedro1202 Pedro1202 18-21, M 2 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    Here it is; tell me what you think of it :) I felt pain flare in my strained back as the greasy guard pushed me into the cell. “Got a surprise for you,” he’d said. I’ve...
    brynai brynai 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 15

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    Loneliness has followed me my whole life. Everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man... June 8th. My life has taken...
    Camouflage Camouflage 22-25, M Apr 7

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    I see here people share their stories about families of 7 and more kids, but I come from a family of 5. And I'm the fourth. I have two older sisters, an older brother and a younger...
    demoisellecapulet demoisellecapulet 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 12

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    A list of my favorite Mark Twain Quotes: "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the...
    professionalderpist professionalderpist 41-45, F Apr 8

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    Love, Hope, and Faith We live tomorrow the dreams of today Our hopes of the future gives us faith along the way Love is the river of this wakened state Its never out of...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 29

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    The district sleeps alone tonight after the bars turn out their lights
    ChangingFaces5 ChangingFaces5 26-30 1 Response Apr 2

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    I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you simply, without problems or pride: I love you in this way because I do not know any other way of loving but this...
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F Apr 4

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    "Nothing is important, so people, realising that, should get on with their lives, go mad, take their clothes off, jump in the canal, jump into one of those supermarket trolleys...
    tugboatcaptain tugboatcaptain 13-15, F Apr 5

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    One of my favorite quotes that makes you think on how the human race has effected the planet itself, made me realize how harmful us, as humans, are to one of the few planets with...
    nightcreature15 nightcreature15 13-15, M 3 Responses Apr 7

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    Have been sitting all night reading quotes by some of my favourite authors from some of my favourite books💗
    QueenOfAwkwardness QueenOfAwkwardness 13-15, F Apr 9

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    A quote that is as thought provoking as it is true, in my opinion... and isn't easily understood unless you've yielded your own control to another. “There are two kinds of...
    WithGracefulness WithGracefulness 46-50, F 6 Responses Apr 12

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    loneliness has followed me my whole life everywhere in bars in cars sidewalks stores everywhere theres no escape im gods lonely man(TAXI DRIVER)
    Beutifulman1970 Beutifulman1970 41-45, M Apr 15

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    There are several holes in the walls right now that I covered up with posters and drawings. It's actually something I'm ashamed of, but I always act on impulse t.
    morekisses morekisses 13-15, F Apr 3

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    Jeff Baron is a United States essayist, dramatist and film author presently dwelling in New York. He is the author of I Signify He Rosen and He Rosen Is Not for Selling, discharged...
    lawinjustice02 lawinjustice02 22-25, F Apr 13

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    First of all, I want to thank the person who created this group, it's good to not be on your own... I'm grateful that people in this world will listen to me with their attentive...
    anacastlebeach anacastlebeach 13-15 2 Responses Apr 10

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    •۩۞۩• * None will enter the Jannah because of his actions; it will be only by the Mercy of Allaah سبحانه وتعالى and His Favor. The good deeds will decide the...
    Shangem Shangem 41-45, F 1 Response Apr 11

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    It is wisdom that people know and live by but probably don't have the art to compose in a meaningful way. Love reading quotes when I'm feeling bummy
    jordan562 jordan562 18-21, M Apr 12

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    I grew up with a fairly average family, and I was an only child. My parents married young and often fought when I was growing up, half my childhood was spent hearing my mother cry...
    kclark5948 kclark5948 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 14

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    I respond all too frequently with movie quotes. To me, it's witty and hilarious. To others, maybe not always, but hey, someone's got to entertain me.
    marinderso marinderso 26-30 Apr 16

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    One of my Favorite quotes!
    Zahiancx Zahiancx 13-15, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I forgot to mention ..while I was living in Brighton from (2000-2008) The Copts (Egyptians &sudanese)made rumours about me and they spread it all over Brighton ..that I was a bad...
    Soullesss Soullesss 31-35, F Mar 29

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    "The boys, they call me Lolita. They come to me with their dark hair and beautiful cheekbones. They say 'Lolita baby. C'mon hike up that skirt. Yeah, show me those stockings...
    Kst97 Kst97 16-17, F Apr 1

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    It is reported from ‘Alî b. Abî Tâlib –Allah be pleased with him – that he said: The thing I fear for you most is following desires and having extensive hopes (about this...
    Shangem Shangem 41-45, F Apr 2

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    ‘When death was approaching the Prophet of Allaah, Nooh -sallAllaahu alayhi wasallam – he said to his son: I will narrate to you my bequest; I command you with two things and...
    Shangem Shangem 41-45, F 1 Response Apr 12

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    "The amazing thing is that every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It...
    OnShiningStars3 OnShiningStars3 26-30, F 6 days ago