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    Do not throw cigarette butts into the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light.
    freightdog freightdog 46-50, M 1 Response Aug 10, 2012

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    God

    Contrary to popular belief, God's surname is not damnit!
    1Babe 1Babe 46-50, F 3 Responses Aug 2, 2009

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    The Above Was On a Sign, the Below Was Written On the Sign.

    "THIS TOILET IS OUT OF ORDER. ITS NOT YOU, ITS ME"                 "ow :( but i love you"
    ForeverAutumn ForeverAutumn 18-21, F Jul 30, 2009

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    Oxford (in The Guys Loos Tho)

    some come here to sit and think, some come here to **** and stick, i come here to scratch my balls, have a **** and write on walls.
    ForeverAutumn ForeverAutumn 18-21, F Nov 13, 2009

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    William James

    If merely 'feeling good' could decide, drunkenness would be the supremely valid human experience".
    1Babe 1Babe 46-50, F Jul 30, 2009

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    Those Random Scribblings....

    I just wanted to share the things I've read, and some of my friends have read, and maybe hear some new ones. They always seem to cheer people up, and I like that. Here goes... "Those who write on shithouse walls roll their **** into little balls. Those who read these...
    NYTattooChick NYTattooChick 26-30, F 11 Responses Nov 19, 2008

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    Im barefoot at the gas station by my house so much, the girls that work there comment on the few times I actually have shoes on
    redgator2007 redgator2007 41-45, M 1 hr ago

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    “An Awakening”When I was diagnosed with Breast cancer a few years back, I reacted like most who receive a cancer diagnose; first thing came to mind was a “death...
    kmimsrice kmimsrice 51-55, F 17 hrs ago

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    Perfect TranquilityLiving in the moment is fine with meAs long as I can do it in perfect tranquilityGone is the sound and movement of life,Gone are the horrors of war, of poverty...
    stormy1012003 stormy1012003 51-55, M 23 hrs ago

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    "They're coming to get you, Barbara!"
    DanteBlake23 DanteBlake23 36-40, M 1 day ago

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    But i'm not sure if they make the best quotes!
    SpontaneousRecoveryLovely SpontaneousRecoveryLovely 18-21, M 1 day ago

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    When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if...
    Bumblelion Bumblelion 31-35, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    This is a carpet beater...my grandma is a nice little old lady. kindest person in the world that makes the greatest ginger cookies ever. she never raised her voice and always...
    StrawberrryMilk StrawberrryMilk 18-21, F 5 Responses 2 days ago

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    I like motivational quotes! Helps me get through the day.
    Poet1callyDr1ven Poet1callyDr1ven 41-45, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I like motivational quotes! Helps me get through the day.
    Poet1callyDr1ven Poet1callyDr1ven 41-45, F 2 days ago

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    You are too generous to trifle with me. I believe you spoke with my aunt last night, and it has taught me to hope as I'd scarcely allowed myself before. If your feelings are still...
    romAimpire romAimpire 31-35, F 2 days ago

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    "Your parents made their decision. You make yours." - King-to-be to Mal, Maleficent's daughter in the upcoming Disney movie Descendants where Disney's most famous male and female...
    loveismyfriend loveismyfriend 36-40, F 5 days ago

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    Eventually, that is. It might be in a couple years or so when I can go barefoot without being looked at funny in public. I mean I'll probably wear some kind of shoe, like a...
    LadyBarefoot LadyBarefoot 18-21, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    This is one of my favorite quotes
    Kisses899 Kisses899 22-25, F 6 days ago

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    When the one that made you feel special yesterday, makes you feel unwanted today- remember love doesn't hurt, expectations do. *this is a quote mash up. I combined 2 quotes i liked...
    LanaKane LanaKane 70+, F Jul 22

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    Another two great quote for everyone to develop positivity and strength from. 1. "Provided we take the first initiative, there is no reason we cannot reach any given destination...
    Euphorialbeauty23 Euphorialbeauty23 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 20

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    its been a lovely hot weekend, and this evening I dediced to go cool off a bit by finding some mud to play in. I drove down to my local quarry where I discovered a nice mud pit a...
    stevebecks stevebecks 26-30, M Jul 19

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    Barefoot at the movie theater Last friday, I went to the local movie theater. I went to watch Ant-Man. I really love all Marvel Movies and I think Ant-Man is one of great movie...
    uiop1122 uiop1122 18-21, M 5 Responses Jul 19

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    I've decided to make the transition of occasionally going barefoot to permanently going barefoot, well except of course in cases where shoes are 100% necessary. I haven't decided...
    SicklySweetOne SicklySweetOne 31-35, F 3 Responses Jul 18

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    Hello, I am 25 years old now with 2 young children of my own, and a year and a half ago my uncle murdered my father in front of my little brother. I am not sure how to give all the...
    AluraDawn AluraDawn 22-25, F 3 Responses Jul 18

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    Open this thread for my Daily Napoleon Hill Quotes
    drooniedat drooniedat 36-40 3 Responses Jul 15

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    Life is so very fragile...we are all vulnerable and we will all at some point in our lives fall...we will all fall. We must carry this in our hearts...that what we have is special...
    CainMarko CainMarko 26-30, M Jul 15

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    What Ive learned from hard experience is ... Not to question happiness, not to doubt it, or to cut it short by worrying about how long its gonna last.
    Notyourprincesa1124 Notyourprincesa1124 31-35, F Jul 14

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    "I had learned from years experience with men, that a man really desires a thing so deeply that he is willing to stake his entire future on a single turn of the wheel in order to...
    drooniedat drooniedat 36-40 Jul 14

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    I get sucked into Pinterest looking through quotes all the time. Ear buds in with the music turned up. Always a favorite way to lose myself when it's just one of those days.
    cpettit757 cpettit757 22-25, F Jul 14

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    His voice - deep, intense, gentle, and kind. His voice was the soundtrack of my summer. His caresses were the summer breezes while lounging on the grass in Trocadero. His soft...
    EshaVellu EshaVellu 31-35, F Jul 13

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    Learn a lesson from your dog - No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that **** and move on
    Greeneyedgirl276 Greeneyedgirl276 36-40, F Jul 13

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    How do I let you meet me, At my most beautiful moment. For this, I beseeched the Buddha for 500 years, I beseeched him to let us meet in earthly life. The Buddha let me become a...
    Bythelight0fthemoon Bythelight0fthemoon 36-40, F Jul 13

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    Last night my body was so weak,I had to brace myself on the walls to make it to bed. Its been such a long time since I've been that way.My body had been captivated,pleasured like...
    luvtoekisses luvtoekisses 26-30, F Jul 12

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    Yesterday I got something. A weird feeling and I wanted to go away somewhere. I ran around in the apartment and cleaned it, tidy my room, moved clothes from one bar to the other...
    StephanieLycka StephanieLycka 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 12

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    I was about 12 or 13 years old when i ran away from home, i ran away from home a few times. with my mum being an alcoholic and my friend suggesting it to me it didnt take much for...
    AngelaRose15 AngelaRose15 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 12

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    "I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me." -Humphrey Bogart as Dixon Steele, In A Lonely Place I've never seen the movie...
    1gr8guy 1gr8guy 41-45, M 2 Responses Jul 12

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    I especially love quotes that are out of the ordinary, nonsensical, and by people no one knows.
    AbleSankovik AbleSankovik 18-21, M Jul 11

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    ?I will get forgotten, but the stories will last. And so we all matter?maybe less than a lot, but always more than none.? ? John Green
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F 1 Response Jul 11

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    I love Wise quotes , it Makes me happy!
    Zelaleme Zelaleme 51-55, F Jul 11

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    I stopped explaining myself when I realized people only understand from their level of perception.
    Idolovemostofyourthoughts Idolovemostofyourthoughts 26-30 3 Responses Jul 11

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    "If you live off a man's compliments, you'll die from his criticism." - Cornelius Lindsey
    springguo springguo 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 11