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    Oxford (in The Guys Loos Tho)

    some come here to sit and think, some come here to **** and stick, i come here to scratch my balls, have a **** and write on walls.
    ForeverAutumn ForeverAutumn 18-21, F Nov 13, 2009

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    Warning

    Do not throw cigarette butts into the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light.
    freightdog freightdog 46-50, M 1 Response Aug 10, 2012

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    God

    Contrary to popular belief, God's surname is not damnit!
    1Babe 1Babe 46-50, F 3 Responses Aug 2, 2009

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    The Above Was On a Sign, the Below Was Written On the Sign.

    "THIS TOILET IS OUT OF ORDER. ITS NOT YOU, ITS ME"                 "ow :( but i love you"
    ForeverAutumn ForeverAutumn 18-21, F Jul 30, 2009

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    Those Random Scribblings....

    I just wanted to share the things I've read, and some of my friends have read, and maybe hear some new ones. They always seem to cheer people up, and I like that. Here goes... "Those who write on shithouse walls roll their **** into little balls. Those who read these...
    NYTattooChick NYTattooChick 26-30, F 11 Responses Nov 19, 2008

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    William James

    If merely 'feeling good' could decide, drunkenness would be the supremely valid human experience".
    1Babe 1Babe 46-50, F Jul 30, 2009

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    For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
    honestcloud honestcloud 26-30, F Jan 21

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    "He said, "You become. It takes a long time. That's why it doesn't happen often to people who break easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept. Generally, by...
    Petunia2015 Petunia2015 31-35, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    I have about 112 quotes from an hour of looking at the Internet. Here's one.............. "You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now"
    WorthlessXlove WorthlessXlove 13-15, M Jan 9

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    One of my favorite quotes from one of my favorite artists. " MY PAST IS AN UNFINISHED PAINTING, AND AS THE ARTIST OF THAT PAINTING I MUST FILL IN ALL THE UGLY HOLES AND MAKE IT...
    Aubexile Aubexile 22-25, F 2 days ago

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    HI i HAVE JUST OPENED AN OLD SCHOOL BARBER SHOP WITH TWO OF MY FRIENDS IS THERE ANY ONE THAT LIKES OLD SCHOOL BARBERSHOPS MALE OR FEMALE, WOOD LIKE TO HEAR FROM YOU Tammi
    HAIRCUTTER10 HAIRCUTTER10 56-60 3 hrs ago

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    "her heart was a secret garden and the walls were very high"
    Differentisgood Differentisgood 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 9

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    I would find a quote out of a book or anywhere. Write it down and put it on my walls -The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being...
    OrchidsNuBlu OrchidsNuBlu 36-40, F 1 Response Jan 22

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    It's 63 degrees here in Houston and I just did my first Barefoot Shopping of 2015
    Barefoot58 Barefoot58 56-60, M 2 hrs ago

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    One fish Two fish Red fish Blue fish First book I read, again and again from beginning to end after my mom read it to me when I was 3, 4 or 5? My mom ordered me a set of 6...
    Tannasheart Tannasheart 51-55, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I joked and you choked I guess I took it too far And now I'm behind bar Serving my life sentence For murdering my conscious They say patience is a virtue But without you I see no...
    GaryBlauman GaryBlauman 26-30, M Jan 15

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    It's always been a dream of mine to run a successful place where like-minded people could gather. My lounge would have pool tables, a soundsystem and stereo with a jukebox face...
    lovelywarpedlemon lovelywarpedlemon 18-21, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Wish I could say the same!I should probably clarify the quote comes from http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-hollywood-ham/confused-bono-facing-barr_b_217211.html which is...
    Faust76 Faust76 36-40, M Jan 16

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    "Can't you understand what I've been trying to teach you? If you wish to be great, stop thinking ruling or commanding, live to help others, to serve others, to give your life for...
    ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT 26-30, F 4 days ago

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    Lost in a drunken stupor. Liquid that numbed the broken and healed the sick. Asphyxiated by the sound of empty. Breathing in the walls of nevermore. What walls are silenced by...
    Xingouttheos Xingouttheos 16-17, F Jan 20

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    We always overestimate the change that will occur in the next two years and underestimate the change that will occur in the next ten. Don't let yourself be lulled into inaction...
    tryingagainII tryingagainII 56-60, M Jan 6

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    “go to a coffee shop, sit by the bar with the glass windows and look out, look at all the people running to catch a train, all the girls with one too many shopping bags, all the...
    vikiii vikiii 22-25, F 3 Responses Jan 12

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    I For all my friends in the media who like quotes, mark this quote down. From this day on I'd like to be known as 'The Big Aristotle' because Aristotle once said, 'Excellence is...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M Jan 17

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    “Sugar, it’s no parade but you’ll get down the street one way or another, so you’d just as well throw your shoulders back and pick up the pace.” ~ Barbara Kingsolver
    WithGracefulness WithGracefulness 46-50, F Jan 20

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    I'm making a quotes page for a project and I need a lot of quotes. Any suggestions???????
    sweetshadows15 sweetshadows15 16-17, F 7 Responses Jan 20

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    Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open... ~John Barrymore slw
    submissivelittlewoman submissivelittlewoman 41-45, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I have always blocked myself off from the world. Ever since kindergarten. Now, as I've aged & been beaten down by life / relationships. I now have walls so high I am untrusting...
    Foenix Foenix 36-40, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Constantly looking for quotes that would fit my depressing thoughts, plus I really admire people who are far better in writing what they feel than I. Some people have life; I have...
    nichole2610 nichole2610 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    “The problem with winter sports is that -- follow me closely here -- they generally take place in winter.” ― Dave Barry
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 day ago

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    I came across this picture the other week and wanted to share it. It was from my high school history week where we transformed the quad area into a early American Pilgrim city...
    beachfoot12 beachfoot12 22-25, M 1 Response Jan 8

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    The first vivid memory of wearing my wellies on bare feet and the arousal it caused is going to (pre) school at the age of 4 or 5 . After leaving home through the back garden...
    welliesbf welliesbf 56-60, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I love reading quotes. Share anything you have..
    taurus11 taurus11 26-30, F 2 Responses Jan 2

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    " your time is limited, don't waste it living someone's life. Don't be trapped by dogma, which is living the result of other people's thinking. Don't let the nouse of other's...
    Zelaleme Zelaleme 46-50, F Jan 4

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    I love love love quotes. I got like two thick notebooks filled with em
    nonymousee nonymousee 16-17, F 3 Responses Jan 13

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    Sometimes life is about risking everything for a dream no one can see but you...one of my favourite quotes xo
    Lilyanne4 Lilyanne4 36-40, F 2 Responses Jan 14

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    I love quotes... Makes you think .
    Zelaleme Zelaleme 46-50, F Jan 18

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    Cody Linley's bare feet are to die for. He got his claim to fame on "Hanna Montana" and "Dancing with the Stars" but this photo shoot was extra special because I got to help out...
    beachfoot12 beachfoot12 22-25, M 1 Response Jan 19

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    I love great quotes I find myself looking them up a lot
    ElissaAcosta ElissaAcosta 18-21, F Jan 22

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    I've been on this line of thought the last few days about stupid quotes that people say all the time, and make no sense. For example: "Sweating like a pig." Pigs don't sweat...
    Sweetphoenix35 Sweetphoenix35 31-35, F 6 days ago

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    Man in Black: All right. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right... and who is dead. Vizzini: But...
    timothyc31 timothyc31 41-45, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I remember a long time ago when I started doing it. I became friends with our neighbor's kids, and starting in the summer of our kindergarten year, our parents worked from 6:00 a.m...
    Barefoot1999 Barefoot1999 13-15, M 1 Response Jan 1

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    Not too long ago, I read my first article on maladaptive daydreaming and immediately realized that it was the "quirk" in my brain that I'd never exactly found a fitting term for...
    shemeantyonoharm991 shemeantyonoharm991 22-25, F Jan 1

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    This is for all the lonely people thinking that life has passed them by don't give up until you drink from from the silver cup and ride that highway in the sky!
    Rollingdowntheroad Rollingdowntheroad 51-55, M Jan 3

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    "We cultivate love when we allow our most vulnerable and powerful selves to be deeply seen and known, and when we honor the spiritual connection that grows from that offering with...
    WithGracefulness WithGracefulness 46-50, F 3 Responses Jan 4

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    The amount of life insurance do you really need to protect Your loved ones should the worst materialize for you? And do you want to leave a lump sum, repay a house loan or keep...
    Ryan4715izr0 Ryan4715izr0 31-35, M 1 Response Jan 5

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