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I Rape Furniture

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 9 People


    I found it last night.. watching ****. It was sitting here in front of the screen, vegetable oil beside it. Lubed up, hard and ready to go - scrubber on the handle. I screamed in horror, "How could you do this to me?!?!?!" It swore, it was the first time it had ever looked at...
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Jul 11, 2010


    Furniture Packages USA offers YOU full flexibility, giving you exactly what you want when furnishing your home. We realize that furnishing your property can be a challenging task. From furniture selection and color schemes, to just the right finishing touches, furniture Packages...
    furniturepackagesusa furniturepackagesusa
    22-25, F
    Dec 30, 2009

    I Can't Stop Myself!

        Sometimes, when i get in the mood and there's no one else around, I like to pretend that my mattress is a fat chick. First I have a conversation with "her", then when I think that I have earned "her" Trust i pretend that I have convinced her...
    anythingtoanyone anythingtoanyone
    22-25, M
    1 Response Nov 23, 2007

    *looks Adoringly At Pot*

    I got you for my birthday.. oooh baby that handle.. It's so firm.. and rounded.. The way your lid fits so tight... Aaahhh... YES! YES! YES! YES!
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody
    31-35, F
    15 Responses Jul 8, 2010

    I Admit It

    It all started back when I got sober once I was out of my mind, I couldn't tell you what day or anything. I walked into the living room and there it was a black studded leather couch. Oh it looked so tempting and inviting. The way it sat there and pretended not to take notice of...
    college101 college101
    31-35, F
    20 Responses Jul 8, 2010
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