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I Read Bumper Stickers

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    "Few women admit their age, Few men act it! " "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Mar 23

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    Tailgating Bumpers - Tailgating Bumpers     Do I look like a Hemroid...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 3 Responses Mar 19, 2009

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    Just Have To Be Careful When I Read Them Driving - I love reading bumper strickers! I do not put them on my car though I have seen some funny ones One time I was walking to my car...
    Babeondwy Babeondwy 41-45, F 1 Response Dec 9, 2011

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    Occupation Bumpers - Occupation Bumpers     Hug a Logger you will...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 1 Response Mar 19, 2009

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    Sometimes You Just Have To Chuckle. - Oh my gosh, I have seen some pretty wickedly funny bumper stickers.1. I belong to P.E.T.A- People Eating Tasty Animals.2. Jesus loves you...
    abilene8907 abilene8907 22-25, F Mar 21, 2012

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    Stuck At The Light, Behind A Car Full Of Them - What else would I do? I do think a lot of them are very funny. I'd get some for my own car if they wouldn't make it look like a...
    Sinaname Sinaname 26-30 Jul 16, 2012

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    Relationship Bumpers - Relationship Bumpers     We're staying together...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 1 Response Mar 19, 2009

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    For Those Tailgaters....... - I've seen many funny bumperstickers, but this one actually made me laugh hysterically........ "If you're going to ride my *** at least pull...
    DietIcedTea DietIcedTea 36-40, F 2 Responses Mar 20, 2009

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    Well..... - I saw one back in Oklahoma that made me laugh.  It said "The only Bush I trust is my own."  Not good to have to explain to my 7 year old if he had...
    mj915 mj915 31-35, F 2 Responses Oct 23, 2007

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    A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker: "Freedom is the distance between Church and State."
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 Response Jan 19

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    You Heart What?? -  Seen in the back of a Council van this morning... I ♥ sewage seriously!!
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Oct 5, 2010

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    Random Bumpers - Random Bumpers     Auntie Em. Hate you, hate Kansas...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 2 Responses Mar 19, 2009

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    Great Escaped - " Don't Follow Me, I'm Lost To" That was my fav. bumper sticker that I have come through. I think it help for those who felt scared if anybody following...
    LisaWiserLiser LisaWiserLiser 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 20, 2009

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    I Do -     i read bumper stickers they are really funny  and cool . some are lame and while who wrote that **** .
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jul 29, 2009

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    A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker Lord, help me to be the person my dog thinks I am.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Mar 3

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    Here's The One I Love Best... - If slaughterhouses had glass walls, we'd all be vegetarians.
    GottaHaveHope GottaHaveHope 31-35, F 2 Responses Aug 1, 2011

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    My Three Favorites - "Beam me up, God, there's no intelligent life down here." And, "Mean People Suck" (there's something about that irony... the first time I saw it I came unglued...
    LivingDavid LivingDavid 46-50, M 3 Responses Jan 19, 2013

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    A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker: "I believe in dragons, good men and other fantasy creatures."
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Jan 31

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    Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker: "GOD LOVES YOU WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!"
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jan 18

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    "God Bless John Wayne" - The only bumper sticker that ever made me stop and actually think. I saw it in Austin, Texas of all places and it made me want to go throw on a cowboy...
    Inman Inman 31-35, M 7 Responses Jan 7, 2008

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    Money Bumpers - Money Bumpers     A fool and his money are my best...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M Mar 19, 2009

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    The Stickers I Hate.. - I know you've seen this bumper sticker. "Please don't put my flag on your foriegn car." There are several things WRONG about this sticker. I...
    pinkspikes pinkspikes 22-25, F 1 Response Nov 24, 2007

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    Does Anyone Else Do This? - I will sometimes see a bumper sticker while driving and I will go home and see if I cant find it online and maybe print it off myself and then put it on...
    master219 master219 31-35, M Dec 17, 2012

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    Personal Favorite: - "Never argue with stupid people, They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."
    Elf Elf 26-30, M 2 Responses Oct 23, 2007

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    Best One Yet.... -  Obi-Wan Kenobi for President 2012- Our only hope. Saw this on a vehicle on an interstate....  Now I want to know where I can get one.....
    ComradeOwl ComradeOwl 18-21 May 29, 2012

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    Religion Bumpers - Religion Bumpers     Want a taste of religion? Bite...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 1 Response Mar 19, 2009

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    A Few Favorite Bumper Stickers - Club Soda, Not Seals I Support Your Right To Arm Bears DMA: Mothers Against Dyslexia I May Be Slow But I'm Ahead Of You My Other Car Is A Piece...
    ElLagarto ElLagarto 56-60, M 6 Responses Jul 14, 2007

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    Sexist Bumpers - Sexist Bumpers     Women who seek to be equal to men...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 3 Responses Mar 19, 2009

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    A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker: "Life isn't too short. It's the longest thing anyone will ever do."
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Jan 27

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    Not Really - I'm not actually the one that read this, but Dasmuggler is in his car at this very moment just told me he saw a great bumper sticker on the back of a Toyota Pick Up...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 4 Responses Mar 19, 2009

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    "Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Feb 5

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    This Morning I Noticed.... - I am prone to be more or less courteous to drivers based on their bumper stickers.  For example, if someone has bumper stickers that reflect...
    frontier frontier 31-35, F 5 Responses Sep 26, 2007

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    My Favorite - Dieters don't praise the Lard.
    retiredmother retiredmother 56-60, F 1 Response Aug 5, 2009

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    A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker: Lord, walk beside me with your arm on my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 Response Jan 8

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    Baby Car - one bumper sticker i wont forget in a hurry was a prominent one stuck at the back of the littlest car you've ever seen..........''DENTAL ASSASSIN"
    alieninewyork alieninewyork 36-40 1 Response Sep 1, 2008

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    Food Bumpers - Food Bumpers     Bright red meat is good for you. Fuzzy...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 2 Responses Mar 19, 2009

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    And License Plates - PMS 247.... I think a few of us can relate! ;P 68IOU1... My ALLTIME favorite!!
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 2 Responses Apr 8, 2008

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    Sweet Surprise - While I enjoy reading bumper stickers, I also love to read the random things "written" in the dust on the back of vehicles. On our way to Illinois one...
    PoeticRejection PoeticRejection 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 19, 2007

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    Mental Bumpers - Mental Bumpers     It's been lovely, but I have to...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M Mar 19, 2009

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    No Fat Chicks Allowed - One of the stupidest things I read on a bumper sticker was one that said.'No fat chicks allowed!' The most ironic thing about it was the guy driving it was...
    mojo7 mojo7 41-45, F 4 Responses Dec 30, 2007

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    I Want This One.. -      And i'm not usually big on bumper stickers because i think they look tacky. "If your going to ride my *** at least scratch my...
    heatherxx heatherxx 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 16, 2009

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    Amusing - At every stop sign, every light. They are my amusement for the time being when I have that minute if waiting as the cars around us rush back and forth to their area of...
    CowgirlMagic CowgirlMagic 18-21, F Nov 24, 2010

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    I Can't Help But Read Them - I love the policical ones out there right now. There are tons of them. heres a couple I found that I liked:
    allyKat allyKat 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 22, 2007

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    My all time favorite bumper sticker was some Californian chick driving around with "If you want to get laid, crawl up a chickens *** and wait." Attached to her bumper!
    crazynam321 crazynam321 36-40, M Apr 6

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    I read everyday. I love fantasy authors and one day wish to write my own novel. My favorite author is Kim Harrison. Right now I am reading the wheel of time series by Robert Jordan...
    kenrin kenrin 26-30, M 8 hrs ago

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    Currently reading one of the Rebus books by Ian Rankin. No great challenge, but immense fun to read, and it reminds me of my time in Edinburgh.
    jumpersforgoalposts jumpersforgoalposts 46-50, M 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    I am currently reading Ultraviolet by R.J.Anderson. So far its brilliant! Its really interesting. :3
    Meloryne Meloryne 16-17, F 6 hrs ago

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    I am currently reading....... THE GAME OF THRONES!!!!!
    purplehoodie purplehoodie 13-15, F 3 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    I just read Smoke, it is the sequel to Burned... AMAZING! I am not going to spoil it for you guys, but you will absolutely LOVE the ending! :)
    ArizonaDrew ArizonaDrew 13-15, F 4 hrs ago

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