One of the stupidest things I read on a bumper sticker was one that said.'No fat chicks allowed!' The most ironic thing about it was the guy driving it was as big as a house with the biggest man boobs Ive ever seen on a guy! lol..WTF. Peace...
I love reading bumper strickers!
I do not put them on my car though
I have seen some funny ones
One time I was walking to my car in the parking lot and it was a
bumper sticker that said it but are close enough to read this get off my tail!
I saw a sticker that says
"I drive 55 to help free America From Foreign oil"
Now she was really driving 55 in a 70mph zone. Now I am all for freeing us from Foreign oil and putting your money where your mouth is, but please, do the speed limit! You could get some...
While I enjoy reading bumper stickers, I also love to read the random things "written" in the dust on the back of vehicles. On our way to Illinois one summer, we came across a semi-trailer that had "Flash me for a free balloon" written on the back with a...
Every time I'm on the rode I'll look all over until I find one.
Some of them are really funny like "I had a life but my job killed it." and "Lost your cat? Try looking under my tires.".......ok that last one was a little dark but you get the idea.
The only times that I get kind...
I love bumper stickers, they are such a great way to gage a geographical location; what is important to the community? Who is that person in the car, if they give you a funny hint.
People don't wear their political viewpoints or hobbies on their sleeves but they will on a bumper...
" Don't Follow Me, I'm Lost To"
That was my fav. bumper sticker that I have come through. I think it help for those who felt scared if anybody following them. It can help us in great way, to avoid the follower on the road.
I've seen many funny bumperstickers, but this one actually made me laugh hysterically........
"If you're going to ride my *** at least pull my hair"
If I'd put bumperstickers on my car, this one would be there.
Oh my gosh, I have seen some pretty wickedly funny bumper stickers.1. I belong to P.E.T.A- People Eating Tasty Animals.2. Jesus loves you, Everyone else just thinks your an *******.3. I love to fart.4. Horn broke, watch my finger!!!I love love love love bumper stickers!! I have...
Club Soda, Not Seals
I Support Your Right To Arm Bears
DMA: Mothers Against Dyslexia
I May Be Slow But I'm Ahead Of You
My Other Car Is A Piece Of Crap Too
Pennsylvania - The Best Politicians Money Can Buy
Kentucky - Land Of Beautiful Horses And Fast Women
Honk If You're...
At every stop sign, every light. They are my amusement for the time being when I have that minute if waiting as the cars around us rush back and forth to their area of choice. While we are stopped I begin to see your personality unfold on the bumper of your car of choice. I...
I will sometimes see a bumper sticker while driving and I will go home and see if I cant find it online and maybe print it off myself and then put it on my door to my house, or some place else in the house? I really like the striking ones that make you sit back and think a little...
I'm not actually the one that read this, but Dasmuggler is in his car at this very moment just told me he saw a great bumper sticker on the back of a Toyota Pick Up, that read:
"Other than that, Miss Lincoln, how was the play?"
Dasmuggler is still currently laughing...
I am prone to be more or less courteous to drivers based on their bumper stickers. For example, if someone has bumper stickers that reflect political statements that I agree with, I will happily let them in front of me. If I disagree with their political views based...
"Beam me up, God, there's no intelligent life down here." And, "Mean People Suck" (there's something about that irony... the first time I saw it I came unglued laughing!) The third one reads, "do you follow Jesus this close?"
The only bumper sticker that ever made me stop and actually think.
I saw it in Austin, Texas of all places and it made me want to go throw on a cowboy hat, put on my spurs, wrusttle up some beers with a little lady and spit tobacco.
I miss that guy.