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I Read Bumper Stickers

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    The Stickers I Hate..

    I know you've seen this bumper sticker. "Please don't put my flag on your foriegn car." There are several things WRONG about this sticker. I will hit on a few right now. 1.] First off, it is not YOUR flag. If you are driving it in middle America or...
    pinkspikes pinkspikes 22-25, F 1 Response Nov 24, 2007

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    For Those Tailgaters.......

    I've seen many funny bumperstickers, but this one actually made me laugh hysterically........ "If you're going to ride my *** at least pull my hair" If I'd put bumperstickers on my car, this one would be there.
    DietIcedTea DietIcedTea 36-40, F 2 Responses Mar 20, 2009

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    A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker: "I believe

    in dragons, good men and other fantasy creatures."
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Jan 31

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    Bumper Sticker – CAUTION!

    – Driver legally blonde!
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Jul 3

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    Random Bumpers

    Random Bumpers     Auntie Em. Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy. Just because my name is buddy doesn't mean you have to scream it to get my...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 2 Responses Mar 19, 2009

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    Personal Favorite:

    "Never argue with stupid people, They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."
    Elf Elf 26-30, M 2 Responses Oct 23, 2007

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    I Look For Them Like A Mad Woman

    Every time I'm on the rode I'll look all over until I find one. Some of them are really funny like "I had a life but my job killed it." and "Lost your cat? Try looking under my tires.".......ok that last one was a little dark but you get the idea. The only times that I get kind...
    ChaosOutOfOrder ChaosOutOfOrder 18-21, F Oct 28, 2010

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    I Do

        i read bumper stickers they are really funny  and cool . some are lame and while who wrote that **** .
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jul 29, 2009

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    "God Bless John Wayne"

    The only bumper sticker that ever made me stop and actually think. I saw it in Austin, Texas of all places and it made me want to go throw on a cowboy hat, put on my spurs, wrusttle up some beers with a little lady and spit tobacco. I miss that guy.
    Inman Inman 31-35, M 7 Responses Jan 7, 2008

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    A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker: "Life isn't

    too short. It's the longest thing anyone will ever do."
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Jan 27

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    "Change is inevitable,

    except from a vending machine."
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Feb 5

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    Just Have To Be Careful When I Read Them Driving

    I love reading bumper strickers! I do not put them on my car though I have seen some funny ones One time I was walking to my car in the parking lot and it was a bumper sticker that said it but are close enough to read this get off my tail! I laughed.
    Babeondwy Babeondwy 41-45, F 1 Response Dec 9, 2011

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    My Three Favorites

    "Beam me up, God, there's no intelligent life down here." And, "Mean People Suck" (there's something about that irony... the first time I saw it I came unglued laughing!) The third one reads, "do you follow Jesus this close?"
    LivingDavid LivingDavid 46-50, M 3 Responses Jan 19, 2013

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    A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker: Lord,

    walk beside me with your arm on my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 Response Jan 8

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    This Morning I Noticed....

    I am prone to be more or less courteous to drivers based on their bumper stickers.  For example, if someone has bumper stickers that reflect political statements that I agree with, I will happily let them in front of me.  If I disagree with their political views based...
    frontier frontier 31-35, F 5 Responses Sep 26, 2007

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    Amusing

    At every stop sign, every light. They are my amusement for the time being when I have that minute if waiting as the cars around us rush back and forth to their area of choice. While we are stopped I begin to see your personality unfold on the bumper of your car of choice. I...
    CowgirlMagic CowgirlMagic 18-21, F Nov 24, 2010

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    Great Escaped

    " Don't Follow Me, I'm Lost To" That was my fav. bumper sticker that I have come through. I think it help for those who felt scared if anybody following them. It can help us in great way, to avoid the follower on the road.
    LisaWiserLiser LisaWiserLiser 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 20, 2009

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    Best One Yet....

     Obi-Wan Kenobi for President 2012- Our only hope. Saw this on a vehicle on an interstate....  Now I want to know where I can get one.....
    ComradeOwl ComradeOwl 18-21 May 29, 2012

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    Tailgating Bumpers

    Tailgating Bumpers     Do I look like a Hemroid? Then get off my *** Backoff I'm a postal worker. Of course you're faster, but I'm driving in front of you...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 3 Responses Mar 19, 2009

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    A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker: "Freedom is

    the distance between Church and State."
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 Response Jan 19

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    Food Bumpers

    Food Bumpers     Bright red meat is good for you. Fuzzy green meat is not good for you. Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter There are...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 2 Responses Mar 19, 2009

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    A Few Favorite Bumper Stickers

    Club Soda, Not Seals I Support Your Right To Arm Bears DMA: Mothers Against Dyslexia I May Be Slow But I'm Ahead Of You My Other Car Is A Piece Of Crap Too Pennsylvania - The Best Politicians Money Can Buy Kentucky - Land Of Beautiful Horses And Fast Women Honk If You're...
    ElLagarto ElLagarto 56-60, M 6 Responses Jul 14, 2007

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    Sweet Surprise

    While I enjoy reading bumper stickers, I also love to read the random things "written" in the dust on the back of vehicles. On our way to Illinois one summer, we came across a semi-trailer that had "Flash me for a free balloon" written on the back with a...
    PoeticRejection PoeticRejection 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 19, 2007

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    And License Plates

    PMS 247.... I think a few of us can relate! ;P 68IOU1... My ALLTIME favorite!!
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 2 Responses Apr 8, 2008

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    Religion Bumpers

    Religion Bumpers     Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister. Worry, God knows all about you. Jesus is coming, look busy! Jesus...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 1 Response Mar 19, 2009

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    Here's The One I Love Best...

    If slaughterhouses had glass walls, we'd all be vegetarians.
    GottaHaveHope GottaHaveHope 31-35, F 2 Responses Aug 1, 2011

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    Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker: "GOD LOVES

    YOU WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!"
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jan 18

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    You Heart What??

     Seen in the back of a Council van this morning... I ♥ sewage seriously!!
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Oct 5, 2010

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    Not Really

    I'm not actually the one that read this, but Dasmuggler is in his car at this very moment just told me he saw a great bumper sticker on the back of a Toyota Pick Up, that read: "Other than that, Miss Lincoln, how was the play?" Dasmuggler is still currently laughing...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 4 Responses Mar 19, 2009

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    Does Anyone Else Do This?

    I will sometimes see a bumper sticker while driving and I will go home and see if I cant find it online and maybe print it off myself and then put it on my door to my house, or some place else in the house? I really like the striking ones that make you sit back and think a little...
    master219 master219 31-35, M Dec 17, 2012

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    "Few women admit their age,

    Few men act it! " "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 23

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    My Favorite

    Dieters don't praise the Lard.
    retiredmother retiredmother 56-60, F 1 Response Aug 5, 2009

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    A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker Lord,

    help me to be the person my dog thinks I am.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Mar 3

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    No Fat Chicks Allowed

    One of the stupidest things I read on a bumper sticker was one that said.'No fat chicks allowed!' The most ironic thing about it was the guy driving it was as big as a house with the biggest man boobs Ive ever seen on a guy! lol..WTF.      Peace...
    mojo7 mojo7 41-45, F 4 Responses Dec 30, 2007

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    Stuck At The Light, Behind A Car Full Of Them

    What else would I do? I do think a lot of them are very funny. I'd get some for my own car if they wouldn't make it look like a fridge.
    Sinaname Sinaname 26-30 Jul 16, 2012

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    Sometimes You Just Have To Chuckle.

    Oh my gosh, I have seen some pretty wickedly funny bumper stickers.1. I belong to P.E.T.A- People Eating Tasty Animals.2. Jesus loves you, Everyone else just thinks your an *******.3. I love to fart.4. Horn broke, watch my finger!!!I love love love love bumper stickers!! I have...
    abilene8907 abilene8907 22-25, F Mar 21, 2012

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    Some Are Just Wrong

    I once saw a bumper sticker that read "If you are what you eat... I could be you tonight"
    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 3, 2010

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    Baby Car

    one bumper sticker i wont forget in a hurry was a prominent one stuck at the back of the littlest car you've ever seen..........''DENTAL ASSASSIN"
    alieninewyork alieninewyork 36-40 1 Response Sep 1, 2008

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    Money Bumpers

    Money Bumpers     A fool and his money are my best friends It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick. Change is inevitable...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M Mar 19, 2009

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    I Can't Help But Read Them

    I love the policical ones out there right now. There are tons of them. heres a couple I found that I liked:
    allyKat allyKat 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 22, 2007

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    Sexist Bumpers

    Sexist Bumpers     Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition. Grow your own dope, plant a man. Good Girls Go To Heaven, Bad Girls Go...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 3 Responses Mar 19, 2009

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    I Want This One..

         And i'm not usually big on bumper stickers because i think they look tacky. "If your going to ride my *** at least scratch my back and pull my hair"
    heatherxx heatherxx 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 16, 2009

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