I Read Bumper Stickers

"Beam me up, God, there's no intelligent life down here." And, "Mean People Suck" (there's something about that irony... the first time I saw it I came unglued laughing!) The third one reads, "do you follow Jesus this close?"

I love it when people advertise their opinions on their cars.
My favorite car so far had two bumper stickers:
"TAKE BACK OUR COUNTRY"
and
"Blessed are the peacemakers."
I'm not sure if they were trying to be contradictory, but it made...

The only bumper sticker that ever made me stop and actually think.

I saw it in Austin, Texas of all places and it made me want to go throw on a cowboy hat, put on my spurs, wrusttle up some beers with a little lady and spit tobacco...

I will sometimes see a bumper sticker while driving and I will go home and see if I cant find it online and maybe print it off myself and then put it on my door to my house, or some place else in the house? I really like the striking...

PMS 247.... I think a few of us can relate! ;P
68IOU1... My ALLTIME favorite!!

"Never argue with stupid people,
They will drag you down to their level
and beat you with experience."

At every stop sign, every light. They are my amusement for the time being when I have that minute if waiting as the cars around us rush back and forth to their area of choice. While we are stopped I begin to see your personality unfold...

...Read bumper stickers, because a lot of them amuse me, and some out-right anger me, but I love reading them all the same; I just don't do it when I drive though, that would be dangerous, after-all.

 Obi-Wan Kenobi for President 2012- Our only hope.
Saw this on a vehicle on an interstate....  Now I want to know where I can get one.....

I'm not actually the one that read this, but Dasmuggler is in his car at this very moment just told me he saw a great bumper sticker on the back of a Toyota Pick Up, that read:
"Other than that, Miss Lincoln, how was the play...

If slaughterhouses had glass walls, we'd all be vegetarians.

Oh my gosh, I have seen some pretty wickedly funny bumper stickers.1. I belong to P.E.T.A- People Eating Tasty Animals.2. Jesus loves you, Everyone else just thinks your an asshole.3. I love to fart.4. Horn broke, watch my finger!!!I...

Club Soda, Not Seals
I Support Your Right To Arm Bears
DMA: Mothers Against Dyslexia
I May Be Slow But I'm Ahead Of You
My Other Car Is A Piece Of Crap Too
Pennsylvania - The Best Politicians Money Can Buy
Kentucky - Land Of...

I love reading bumper strickers!
I do not put them on my car though
I have seen some funny ones
One time I was walking to my car in the parking lot and it was a
bumper sticker that said it but are close enough to read this get off my...

What else would I do? I do think a lot of them are very funny. I'd get some for my own car if they wouldn't make it look like a fridge.

I love the policical ones out there right now. There are tons of them.

heres a couple I found that I liked:

one bumper sticker i wont forget in a hurry was a prominent one stuck at the back of the littlest car you've ever seen..........''DENTAL ASSASSIN"