"The world is more like it is now then it ever was before." - (Dwight Eisenhower, 34th President of the United States.)
"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to." - - (Shaquille O'Neal, basketball player, on whether he had visited...
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-*****."