I Read This In A Fortune Cookie

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    26-30
    1 Response Dec 18, 2014

    O.o Wwwweeiiiirrrddd

    i just found this thing on my floor "there is no fear for one who's thoughts are not confused" but how is that a fortune?
    CaptainJackass CaptainJackass
    22-25, M
    Mar 18, 2011

    "You need to work on your exercise routine.

    " Never before have I loathed a cookie so much.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jan 12, 2014

    It Hasn’t Helped Much As I’m Still At The P C For Most Of The Day

    When I read this I liked it so much that I stuck it to the monitor in the hopes that it would encourage me to do something with my life. "Idleness is the holiday of fools".
    LordNothing LordNothing
    26-30, M
    May 9, 2011

    the night I found out I was pregnant with my

    youngest daughter my fortune cookie said you're about to embark on a lifelong journey that brings great happiness!
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic
    36-40, F
    Dec 19, 2014
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