I Really Laughed At This Joke

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    A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.  He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.  He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then...
    expressomarkie expressomarkie
    46-50
    Sep 3, 2013

    Only band kids will get this lol.

    Why did the trumpet played cross the road? To tell the chicken: "hey, I can cross the road better than you!" Hahahahahahahahahaha no one probably laughed at this ._.
    Yourguardianangel9613 Yourguardianangel9613
    18-21, F
    Feb 15, 2014
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