I Refuse To Eat Muffins Because Thay Will Take Over The World

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    Muffins Are Evil!!!!!

    The muffins are druging us. When they take over the world only us few non muffin eaters will be left to kick muffin ***. They are plotting your down fall. Join me and you get awsome names like sparkletoes.
    abnormalhuman abnormalhuman
    18-21, F
    1 Response May 30, 2013

    Guilt-ridden

    Long ago, I developed a then-novel muffin sensation: banana chocolate chip. I was living in Australia, and muffins were the new scones. Or rather, instead of fruit-stuffed scones (more the bailiwick of Americans), the muffin was something not so close to the Aussie's heart, so...
    auroramaru auroramaru
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Jul 6, 2013
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