What are you talking about? I always have the right things to say. If the other person doesn't like it or is too sensitive for the words I say then they are lower on the food chain...
I Wtk 25 Things You Are Not
Twenty-five Things I Am Not:
1. Ever going to push my political or religious opinions on you.
2. Going to take my friends for granted.
3. Going to...
Letters To The Pastor
The following are actual questions written to pastors from children across the world.
Dear Pastor, I know God loves everybody but He never met my sister...
1) Kilts (on men; I swoon)
2) Cats (actually love hearing stories and seeing photos)
3) "slave" bracelets (hate the name, love the look)
4) Anime (Mostly shojo and shonen)
I laugh at things most Christians don't find funny at all. I always feel bad after I laugh when someone says it's not funny. It's very hard to be a Christian because you're not...
Well my 2 years old baby girl is so cute she is talking all the time haha sometime I don't even understand wht she says, if she sees that you are seating down she runs to get a...
Its so hard sum tym to say the right thing. I dnt want to upset any one so when things dnt go according to wat i wish them to be, i feel helpless, angry and desperate.
I know that...
Went over to my son & dtr-in-law's. Had to go to the bathroom as soon as I got there, but son asked if I'd like a beer before I went into the bathroom with my 2 granddaughtrs...
My grown daughter and I were having a heated discussion and she picks up her 3yr old son. Holding him on her hip she says, "Mom, you don't know what I'm going through!" My grandson...
This happened about 3years ago.. I have two boys and the oldest and I were watching a very interesting tv show. One so interesting we would have to pause the show and discuss it...
My little brother loves puns (its a bit rude but..) he likes to say "you Detroit (destroyed) it"
When I was diagnosed with cancer. My daughter and I were watching stepmom. I was crying thinking that I might not grow old enough to see my daughter get married or have kids. My...
That moment you realize you will never stop loving some of the people who you thought were just a phase............. Sigh!!!
Blowing bubbles is fun!
Roast beef and Yorkshire pudding is yum!
In summer, stroll in the sun.
Never let a mosquito bite your b...!!!
1. No, you may not have my number.
2. You wanna know what to call me? Astro is fine. :)
3. Where do I live? On earth, genius. Haha!
4. I'm a bit of a smart aleck.
5. I should look...
In October I asked my nephew if his kindergarten class was doing anything for Halloween and he said yes. They were having a Halloween party. I asked him if he knew what day...
When I was a teen, I used to worry about this all the time.
But then. When you're young, you aren't supposed to know are you?
This is a pet peeve of mine I just realized I had. I come on here with the express intention of talking to someone or making friends. So I do not comment on posts I am indifferent...
These are the first ten things that came to mind and there’s no particular significance to the order they are listed:
1. The power of knowledge
2. The power of music
Pork Crackle in big, burnt, greasy sheets.
The smell of a new book/album/magazine.
The smell of the inside of a packet of cigarettes....seconds after you take out the gold...
It's kind of a thing I'm known for.
I am so fascinated with the minutia of everyone's lives that I find myself invariably asking a zillion questions.
Well, maybe not that many...
1 done yet
2 I need money
3 am better then you
4 I understand how you feel
5 let's read books
1. "He's dead"
2. Called the W word, B word, S word..
3. Be called ugly or cold-hearted, etc
4. "You're fired"
5. "Take off your clothes" by someone not a doctor
1. "Put your clothes back on, please."
2. "Add me!"
3. "Isn't that your ex?"
4. "I accidentally left your iPad in an MRI machine."
5. "I'm afraid there isn't any coffee left...
1) Are you going to be in a bad mood today?
2) You need to calm down.
3) How can you eat that?
4) You are overreacting.
5) If you don't (xyz) then you don't love me.
1. I am intelligent.
2. I am sexually discreet.
3. I am very passionate.
4. I have a kind heart but not that kind.
5. One strike and you are OUT!
6. I am beautiful and pretty at...
I am generally a shy person until I get to know someone - but warm up quickly and can be funny & witty. I am NOT looking to "hook up" with any guys here - so don't bother to...
I never wanna hear a guy scream "ohh babyyy your p.ussy great I'm loving how you riding my d.ick" i also don't ever wanna to hear a guy moaning like a female in bed. You just don't...
1. Your sister is dead.
2. I hate you.
3. Go away.
4. Nobody cares about you.
5. Ew, you're ugly.
I'm always the type to ask people on ep or in real life questions. I find it so interesting what people think about and as long as you respond with legible English I'm interested.
A little girl was being selfish to her brothers. Her Dad sat her down and gave her a big lecture about being selfish.
When he was done, the little girl said; "Daddy, I don't even...
I love being single because I have so much freedom to do whatever but late at night when I'm all alone I wish I had just that one special person...
I love when toddlers try to speak. I try not to laugh but it's FUNNY!!!!!
Sometimes they make no sense. That drive me crazy I laugh so much I end up crying.
I love toddlers
when my 3 month old niece giggles omg so cute
Screw that. I work in a pet store. I already have negative feelings towards most kids. Some of the crap they makes me want to scissor kick them out the door.
My five year old cousin was giving out candy for Halloween, and she called everyone a 'halloweener'
My 5-year-old calls candy canes "candy cans." I should record it so I'll always have his tiny little voice being adorable.
Well she's back. Said she was here to stay. I have so many unanswered questions and mixed up feelings, but like always, I'm going to push them away and take this opportunity. I...
if a girl is in a love , it's natural & it does not make her characterless .
1. Hello Kitty
3. Going to the dentist
5. Justin Bieber
1. im kind
2. im loyal
3. im honest
4. im a good analytical thinker
5.im an awesome person to be around :)