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    They say Type I is the worst because of the psychosis. Well they also say I am type II. Yet when I was diagnosed it was still called manic depression and there was only one type. I...
    NoahBody123 NoahBody123 51-55 Nov 29

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    i am a special hand written note/letter kind of girl. Going for a walk, looking up at the stars, laying in a field and naming what clouds look like, rolling down hills just for the...
    lilbit33 lilbit33 22-25, F 1 Response Dec 5

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    Here's what you need to know about me. "The INTP personality type is fairly rare, making up only three percent of the population, which is definitely a good thing for them, as...
    Theworldisminenow Theworldisminenow 18-21, F 4 Responses Dec 6

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    I love walking my dogs in the predawn calmness after a night of snowfall. Its a bit of a thrill as I look back to see my barefoot prints alongside the prints of my two dogs. We...
    Redbuns Redbuns 56-60, M Nov 28

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    It's almost spot on. I'm just not usually lost in thought. I'm absent minded because I don't sleep. That and I don't work on life-changing theories. XD "Portrait of an INTP...
    Twichl Twichl 18-21, F Dec 1

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    Chuck Norris can make miracles. He onced roundhoused kicked blind guy and he got his vision back.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Nov 18

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    Chuck Norris can make miracles. He onced roundhoused kicked a blind guy and he got his vision back.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Nov 18

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    Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Nov 18

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    The 2nd Amendment to the U.S. Constitution was orignally written to give Chuck Norris the right to Roundhouse Kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Nov 19

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    "Kathy," I said as we boarded a Greyhound in Pittsburgh... There I said it... now maybe it'll bugger off and run round in someone else's instead.
    charnwood charnwood 61-65 1 Response Nov 20

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    Diamonds are forever... unless Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks them into dust.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Nov 21

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    Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a mirror... That was the first, last, and ONLY time Chuck Norris EVER broke his nose.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Nov 21

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    "Who let the dogs out?" Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Nov 22

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    In "Rock, paper, scissors, shoot" Chuck Norris wins by using the ultamite move: his roundhouse kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Nov 22

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    Chuck Norris never kills...with one roundhouse kick his opponent simply ceases to exist.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Nov 23

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    They say death by a 1000 lashes was the most painful way to die, that was before they got roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Nov 24

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    a few years ago when i was single, i lived next door to a single mom. We had become friends and i really enjoyed seeing her with her 7 year old son. She knew i was the outdoors...
    kjon6469 kjon6469 46-50, M 1 Response Nov 25

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    Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a salesperson.................OVER THE PHONE!!!!!!!
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Nov 25

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    Chuck Norris can play a guitar using his feet. Roundhouse kicks made him be a professional with it.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Nov 25

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    When Chuck Norris wants butter, he doesn't need to do it like all the other people, he just roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Nov 25

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    Chuck Norris uses the Force, the Force of a roundhouse kick to the face.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Nov 26

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    The Muscles From Brussels fears the Roundhouse from Texas.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Nov 26

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    Why is Chuck Norris still alive? Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Nov 26

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    Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the sheriff, as well as he did to the deputy. He also swore it wasn't in self defense.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Nov 27

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    Chuck Norris never hates anybody, his round house kick is faster then any emotion.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Nov 27

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    What God actually said was "Chuck, would you Roundhouse kick some light for me?"
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Nov 27

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    Black holes are created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks stars in the face.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Nov 28

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    Legend tells of a mythical warrior who defeated dragons recreationly. He was killed by a roundhouse kick to the head and died. No one knows who did it
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Nov 29

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    I love a woman with a nice round but butt.. Show me your pics ladies... And I write back in what I love to do with your sexy butt
    horneybear79912 horneybear79912 36-40, M Dec 2

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    Chuck Norris can make his own megazord "The Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kickers Ultimate Super Awesome Megazord."
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 Response Dec 2

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    Instead of signing autographs, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks people: his signature move.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Dec 3

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    Albert Einstein wrote the Theory of Relativity with Chuck Norris in mind. When applied, it states that: A roundhouse kick is always related to Norris.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Dec 5

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    If Chuck Norris was in the hostage-taking scene, he will roundhouse kick the bus and the suspect will disappear.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Dec 5

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    Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a man so hard, turns out he was the only man in heaven to need a wheel chair.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Dec 7

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    When you are watching Walker Texas Ranger and you just think of changing the channel Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you through the TV
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Dec 7

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    Chuck Norris likes his martini roundhouse kicked... not shaken.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Dec 8

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    Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    All we are is dust in the wind, after Chuck Norris round house kicks us in the face.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    If you go jogging and you feel the wind on your face it means that Chuck Norris is practicing his roundhouse kicks in his backyard.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Chuck Norris killed Medusa with a roundhouse kick.
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    There is no I in team.... But there is a roundhouse in Chuck Norris
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    Chuck Norris found the needle in the haystack. And Roundhouse Kicked it.
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    yeah !come to think of it its a natural process for which man and a woman have equal desires ..people need to be just carefull as why are they into the act for pleasure or...
    romell romell 41-45, M Dec 2

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    They're so mean. Sometimes when I tell them how pretty or lovely they look, they'll be like "Shut up and **** off, *****!" If I ever encountered a shy, pretty person, If I were to...
    Kim2018 Kim2018 13-15, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    About two years ago my best guy friend started dating someone around where I lived even though he was residing some six and half hours away. I'd never tell anyone this but I was...
    Canadianwithirish Canadianwithirish 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 19

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