Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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For a test instead of cheating actually try to put the effort into studying it's a very good end result knowing you got the answers right because you studied them.
As for the...
Do you know the feeling that you need to be strong when around your family and also maybe friends even if you worried or sad... That you can't show it?
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So thats basically me all my life. When i see a hot guy out there, all i do is get paralyzed. If that guy is around me, i feel very uncomfortable. And if that guy tries to...
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a pine tree and created 12 million toothpick.
Zebras used to be pure white... until Chuck Norris round-house kicked a tiger.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked about...
sometimes I find it weird I am very confident type yet sometimes it happens around girls
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a guy, today he is known as the first man to lay foot on the moon.
Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is officially characterized as renewable energy.
I love a woman with a big round butt I love to look at them an rich them
What came first the chicken or the egg? I think it was the roundhouse kick to the face you were given thinking about this question.
Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
In Chuck Norris' back yard is a pile of left footed boots. The right footed boots keep burning up in the atmosphere when doing round house kicks.
A lot of murder cases have become cold because invesgators have failed to identify the firearm that caused the roundhouse-kick-bullet-wounds.
It is possible to look to the left and right at the same time with just a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris wants some ice in his beer, he roundhouse kicks an iceberg and put some of them in his beer. We thought global warming caused it.
Mine is getting rounder by the day
The end of the world hasn't happened. Chuck Norris has roundhouse kicked it into the future every time.
My girlfriend and I have been dating for a almost a year and had always been really skinny until we started dating. She used to work out and diet but once we started dating that...
There is no use hiding in the backyard when Chuck Norris visits, he can still kill you from the porch since his kicks are 'roundhouse'.
Chuck Norris was once asked "what would you do for a klondike bar?" He politely took the klondike bar and roundhouse-kicked the guy through the ozone.
It's getting bigger and rounder and sticks out now can't wait to getter and let it hang out more
The answer to the ultimate question is 32. The ultimate question is "How many Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks in a row will destroy everything."
Chuck Norris found Waldo...and Round-House kicked him in the face.
When Aladdin rubbed the magic lamp out came Chuck Norris who then roundhouse kicked him forty times.
Chuck Norris' Round-House kick is the only known defence against the Butterfly Effect.
Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick your cell phone and kill everyone in the address book
Oh yeah I'm the exact same way, like I don't know what to say or talk about with new people
Yeah, so I was just called a hipster by my boyfriend and I was like "WHA-WHA-WHAAAT MAN?"
Maybe I overreacted but it felt so bad and it still feels so bad because
Yeah girls my age!
Where are you?
Oh yeah, I don't think I'm in love but I absolutely do silly things when it comes to people I find attractive. hahaha. It's just so funny how inside of you, a battle of wits is...
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