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    I'm kyah and I'm 14 years of age I have distal arthrogryposis type 1 I have had 8 operations so far and more to come I just wanted to see if I can related to anyone :)
    kyah05 kyah05 13-15, F 4 hrs ago

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    The type who enjoys hurting my feelings, only by trying to get me jealous with someone who is not even a friend of mine, but rather she is jealous of me and wants to make me look...
    NinaDawna NinaDawna 26-30, F 2 hrs ago

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    Hi my names Lorna I'm 31 and I live in kent in England. I was diagnosed with ADHD combined type in 2011 and have been abandoned by the mental health professionals I can't get CBT...
    Lornalas Lornalas 31-35, F a week ago

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    The whistle of a freight train howled into the night. It sounded like that noise when you blow across an empty bottleneck, but like way louder. Wind slithered past the open door...
    BlueMetalChick BlueMetalChick 18-21, F 3 Responses Sep 25

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    As soon as you type in "C" into Google, the PC automatically roundhouse kicks you.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Sep 28

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    There are many types of people, one unfortunate type I've had experienced would be the people who are stuck in the same rut so to speak. They have a way of ******* everything up...
    Anngeleyes Anngeleyes 26-30, F Oct 1

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    I really love Hann shes amazin buh Beff came round last night an wiv our friend JB we talked thru so much an i feel so close to her now so i'm really glad she came round an now im...
    tonijonsi tonijonsi 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 26

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    I would love to have a big round heavy belly, and it only gets bigger and rounder and heavier compared to my thin body.
    izzieboi izzieboi 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 11

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    If Chuck Norris round-house kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris misses you with the round-house kick, he'll falcom pawnch. but he doesn't miss.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    Everytime I meet people at first (if they like me) things go very well and they get better and better and then they collapse suddenly. The end is always unexpected. Which...
    dontcareforlabels dontcareforlabels 41-45, M 1 Response Sep 25

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    ​Feeder types of drilling fluids shale shakerThe new shakers feature a screen compression system that uses retention pins to force the screen panel downward  gainst the...
    decantercentrifuge decantercentrifuge 22-25, F Sep 28

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    I have taken this Jung typology test now on at least 3 different sites in slightly different formats on different days just to double check. I thought maybe a mood change or...
    wraithorn wraithorn 41-45, M 2 Responses Oct 1

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    I love walking around in my underwear because ... Like why not ! Lol but yeah I do this because it's so nice to just not worry about clothes and be free! I really don't care if...
    dasiydooks dasiydooks 18-21, F 6 Responses Oct 5

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    I just got home and got to take off my formal clothes. I wore pants that weren't big enough (because I didn't have any other ones) and they wouldn't button around my belly so I...
    GettingChubby GettingChubby 18-21, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Sep 22

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    Chuck Norris once faced a tough decision, he caught the "catch 22" by the hind legs, round-housed it, and it became a win-win situation.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Sep 22

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    My friend paused Lone Wolf McQuade to make some popcorn, when he flew through the wall I knew it was a roundhouse kick, so I pressed play quickly.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Sep 24

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    Chuck's slogan; Veni Vidi Kicki... "I came, I saw, I round-housed."
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Sep 24

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    While on a beach in Flordia Chuck Norris did a roundhouse kick into the sand that caused a sonic boom.a few days later the Haiti relief fund was made
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Sep 24

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    Chuck Norris can lick his own elbow while doing a roundhouse kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Sep 25

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    Chuck Norris doesn't leave tips, he leaves roundhouse kicks.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Sep 26

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    If you write Chuck Norris on a dollar bill, George Washington will roundhouse kick you in the mouth.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Sep 26

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    Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a cereal box and created Rice Krispies... SNAP, CRACKLE and POP.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Sep 26

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    Snuffleupagus didn't always talk that way. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the brain.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Sep 27

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    It is said that to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes is like having your soul roundhouse kicked into limbo.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Sep 28

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    Chuck Norris invented the octagon. He roundhouse kicked a circle 8 times
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Sep 28

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    Acid rain isn't caused by pollution, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked a man who had just eaten a lemon. He falls as powder to this day
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Sep 29

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    Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Sep 29

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    Chuck Norris uses his own Facebook, it's called "Roundhouse Kick to the Face-book"
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Sep 30

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    If there was a game about Chuck Norris nobody would play it because every time you opened it up it would roundhouse kick you'd be to scared to play.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 1

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    When Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicks you HE decides when you will feel the impact .
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 1

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    To aid world comfort, Chuck shaved his beard and filled 10,000 pillows. Sending them to 3rd-world countries by roundhouse kicking them.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 2

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    The Pope is elected by Cardinals who survive a roundhouse kick in the face. Once in a while, 1 of them survives.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Oct 3

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    They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Oct 3

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    In the military CBRN stands for Chemical, Biological, Radiological, Nuclear, but it really stands for Chuck Brutal Roundhouse Norris.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 4

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    Every hurricane is a Chuck Norris roundhouse-kick gone horribly right.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Oct 5

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    Chuck Norris wrote Vampires Suck, because he was angry at Stephanie Meyer. He didn't feel like roundhouse kicking anyone that day.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 5

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    A lot of murder cases have become cold because invesgators have failed to identify the firearm that caused the roundhouse-kick-bullet-wounds.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 6

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    According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 6

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    Chuck Norris made Eve eat the apple in fear of being round-house kicked.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 8

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    The term "roundhouse kick" was taken into use after the cold war to replace "nuclear strike" due to negative undertones and 'cause Chuck felt like it.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 8

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    When bullets are fired at Chuck Norris, he deflects them all by roundhouse kicking them.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 9

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    Oscar the Grouch didn't always live in a trash can. He owed Chuck Norris money but didn't pay and Chuck roundhouse kicked his dumpster.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 10

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    Chuck Norris doesn't care if the glass is half empty or half full. He's still gonna round house kick you in the face.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 10

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    Chuck Norris is the only person who can roundhouse kick in the past, present, and future at the same time.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 10

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    Chuck Norris ordered all these peoples here to post Chuck Norris Facts or he would roundhouse kick them ...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 11

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    Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.