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I Round Round Get Around I Type Around Yeah

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    Yeah I'm still around :D I've just been being really lazy and eating :D my sister made this awesome chocolate cake yesterday and Oh my gosh it was so ameowzing! :D Now that she's...
    devinprater devinprater 18-21, M 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    Its so funny, because ive been off and on this website for as long as i can remember posting these type of heart filled stories and taking them off just as fast ashamed of what i...
    higgj33 higgj33 22-25, M 1 Response Jun 30

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    Spanish is a wierd subject. How about Latin. Idk what I'm typing so I'm just typing lol. And I have an amazing girlfriend and she is beautiful and we have "online sex" and she...
    jpeace2462 jpeace2462 13-15, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    ever since my dad got remarried and had another kid, my brother and i have taken the back burner. scratch that, we've been moved out of the kitchen entirely. particularly me bc i...
    kggi kggi 16-17, F 11 hrs ago

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    Type II (that Ii in the title just bugs me) Yeah so I don't get crazy manic very often, just hypomanic from time to time, but when I do depression, oh I do it well. Deep deep...
    ThePeach ThePeach 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 14

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    I love my roundish belly. I say roundish because its only really round when i stuff! I love to bare it everywhere i go. It feels so natural. Right now I'm out looking at the stars...
    Heartsu Heartsu 26-30, F 5 Responses Jun 29

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    I always end up attracting men with many similarities....I guess you could say they're my "type". We all have one. What is your "type"?
    Mollydolly25 Mollydolly25 26-30, F 1 Response 22 hrs ago

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    I am obsessed with overfeeding girls until they have a huge, fat, round, stuffed belly :), I love to make it bigger and bigger and rub it when she's stuffed, with greasy, fattening...
    thatguyjaymart thatguyjaymart 16-17, M Jul 5

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    The Shot Heard Round the World was infact a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jul 12

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    Why do I keep on falling into this painful and vicious cycle? Why is it that whenever I try to move forward, I would eventually find myself back at square one? Why do I keep...
    purplefreespirit purplefreespirit 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 16

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    Y not just wear ur undies round the house? Who cares if u wanna wear them? Aha I know that I don't care but the rest of my family does when I walk around in my undies lol All they...
    goonteam goonteam 16-17, M 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    I am the type of girl who channels her bad emotions into a positive journey of self-discovery.
    emiveritas emiveritas 18-21, F 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    Im the type of girl that no one expects me to be like i can laugh and smile all day its when i get into bed and look back like a complete idiot knowing i shouldn't be looking back...
    DepressedKidd DepressedKidd 13-15, F 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    i dont know if im saying this in the right way in the right words without soundiing stupid, but, i just find older women far more sexier.. and i mean women in there 40s/50s. i know...
    thesinistersix thesinistersix 22-25 5 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    I am a very dominant, very type A woman myself, but adore meeting men that are even more particular than myself. Men that are always looking for and expecting the very best, but...
    Islndgirl Islndgirl 36-40, F Jun 28

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    I notice that when someone is online they rarely ask directly or as its known beat around the bush to get around to a question they actually want to ask.. why is this ? Perhaps...
    GinIyoku GinIyoku 26-30 4 days ago

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    I just love women deep round navel.... I want to suck, lick nd kiss women's navel hole night nd day by my tongue after filling it with honey.... Mmmmmmmmuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaahhh... I...
    ashishxyz ashishxyz 18-21, M Jun 26

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    If you can't beat them... call Chuck and he will roundhouse kick them in the face.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jun 28

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    I don't remember what blood type I have but my parents have always told me it's rare. I think it's actually super cool and I love it but if I ever got cancer or needed blood I...
    katieerika katieerika 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 28

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    Chuck Norris can pat his head, rub his stomach, and roundhouse kick you at the same time.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Jun 29

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    The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jun 29

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    A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jun 30

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    Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Jun 30

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    39% of Canadians share my blood type. O Positive donations are always in high demand because: It is the most common blood type in Canada It can be given to all patients with ANY...
    netpoison netpoison 22-25, M Jul 1

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    Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jul 4

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    Chuck Norris thinks outside the box,then roundhouse kicks the box into oblivion.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jul 5

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    Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jul 6

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    Do any girls on here that love to make their belly round, eat lots of food, has a chubby belly live in Texas ? If so, inbox me please :)
    thatguyjaymart thatguyjaymart 16-17, M Jul 7

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    Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick himself in the face.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jul 8

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    I'm still so big and round from yesterday. I want to be even bigger today. Getting hungry, we can't have that!
    docroxxo docroxxo 26-30, M Jul 9

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    The earth is spinning becaue of a roundhouse kick Chuck Norris gave it 4 billion years ago.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Jul 9

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    One summer day, Chuck Norris was grilling steaks in his backyard when Bobby Flay approached him and challenged him to a Throwdown. Six hours later, surgeons were successful in...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jul 10

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    Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jul 11

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    A Chuck Norris edition of Clue was to be released, but the answer was always: "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jul 11

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    Chuck Norris Can Roundhouse kick an atom and eat a galaxy at the same time
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jul 12

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    E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Jul 13

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    All things come to an end, except the pain from a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jul 14

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    The reason Chuck Norris looks 30 although he is 72 is because age tried to catch up with him, but he roundhouse kicked it right back to 1970.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jul 14

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    Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris invented electricity, the Theory of Relativity, and the Roundhouse kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Jul 16

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    The Muscles From Brussels fears the Roundhouse from Texas.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jul 16

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    Chuck Norris never hates anybody, his round house kick is faster then any emotion.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    The reason why the moon doesn't fall down to the earth is because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks it into space at sunrise every morning.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses a week ago

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    He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Chuck Norris died, went to hell. Roundhouse kicked the devil, and came back.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    Check yourself before you wreck yourself....... Cos roundhouse kicks from Chuck Norris is bad for your health.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I'm lashawnda . February 2012 My belly was hurting really bad when I was getting really for school I told my mom and she hurry and took me to my doctor . They said it was a lot...
    shiney015 shiney015 13-15, F