I'm like ten different types of people in one you know like I don't like to think of myself as one type of person because sometimes I'm super outgoing but I'm also super chill and...
Chuck Norris's shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around. It would just get roundhouse kick to the face.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks who? Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks YOUR FACE!
Tonight I'm actually feeling a bit better. I think I found why i was so blah! No get up and go and feeling depressed like. (its one reason of two.) My sugars have been going out...
Yeah if I like U i can not hold a conversation with you to save my life, I will constantly stress not to say something stupid, and this leads me to say something stupid. Sooooo...
I have been living in the same house, same town for well over 18 yrs now, and I still have yet to make any friends!
I know know, it would appear that its "my fault", that there is...
Made a wrong turn once or twice
Dug my way out, blood and fire
Bad decisions, that's alright
Welcome to my silly life
Mistreated, misplaced, misunderstood
I work at a Christian Church camp. Campfires are amazing. Intimate worship, testimonies, stargazing, etc. Where we live, there are more stars than most people have ever seen (no...
The Question Mark (?) was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris will come to your house and personally give you a roundhouse kick if you make a stupid fact about him...
Why does the truth hurt? Because Chuck Norris round-house kicked it.
John Madden had a hard time drawing the replay of Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Latest News!!!! Cause Of Hurricanes Identified: Chuck Norris's Roundhouse Kicks!!!!!
The monks found enlightenment after receiving a roundhouse kick to the face.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made...
Sticks and stones may break my bones but Chuck Norris will roundhouse your chin
I love how big and round it's gotten! When I drive it almost touched the wheel! Eeek! I'm so excited!
Now I just need it to touch the wheel and I think I'll look perfect
God can Kill Chuck Norris whenever he wants. But I can't tell you or else he'll roundho... AAARG!
I want my belly to hang over my pants with ease and to be big round and soft. Wish it would go faster feels so good to get fat.
Before there were Big Macs, there were Little Macs... they were to small for Chuck Norris so he round-house kicked it so hard it became a Big Mac.
Always get INFP-assertive, but i once got INTP. Anyways all my favorite friends in school turned out to be having the same personality type as me. Except me being the only one who...
The square root of Chuck Norris is a roundhouse kick.
Someone gave Chuck Norris a chocolate cookie once, he roundhouse kicked it, destroying the Nestle Tollhouse factory
When she was pregnant, Chuck's mom said,"Ooh, it's roundhouse kicking".
Confucius say a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step and becomes impossible to calculate with a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack could not survive Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.
If you put Chuck Norris into Google, He round house kicks the Internet.
Chuck Norris plays his own version of Tetris. Instead of blocks coming down however, each piece consists of two fists and two roundhouse kicks.
What happened when Chcuk Norris crossed the road? Nothing, Chuck Norris doesn't cross roads, they cross him, and get roundhouse kicked in the face!!!
One day, Chuck Norris was so angry he roundhouse-kicked a mountain, and it exploded. Coincidentally, that mountain was Mount Saint Helens.
I want my belly big and round as the cover image
Little miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey. Chuck sat beside her, caught a glimpse of the spider and roundhouse kicked it away!
If you met Chuck Norris in your dreams he would roundhouse kick you back to reality.
The earth is spinning becaue of a roundhouse kick Chuck Norris gave it 4 billion years ago.
Chuck Norris doesn't just roundhouse you, his foot splits all atoms in your face and causes an explosion which is why you fly so far back.
My heart's a stereo
It beats for you, so listen close
Hear my thoughts in every no-o-o-te
Make me your radio (yeah)
And turn me up when you feel low (turn it up a little bit)
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