They say Type I is the worst because of the psychosis. Well they also say I am type II. Yet when I was diagnosed it was still called manic depression and there was only one type. I...
i am a special hand written note/letter kind of girl. Going for a walk, looking up at the stars, laying in a field and naming what clouds look like, rolling down hills just for the...
Here's what you need to know about me.
"The INTP personality type is fairly rare, making up only three percent of the population, which is definitely a good thing for them, as...
I love walking my dogs in the predawn calmness after a night of snowfall. Its a bit of a thrill as I look back to see my barefoot prints alongside the prints of my two dogs. We...
It's almost spot on. I'm just not usually lost in thought. I'm absent minded because I don't sleep. That and I don't work on life-changing theories. XD
"Portrait of an INTP...
Chuck Norris can make miracles. He onced roundhoused kicked blind guy and he got his vision back.
Chuck Norris can make miracles. He onced roundhoused kicked a blind guy and he got his vision back.
Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
The 2nd Amendment to the U.S. Constitution was orignally written to give Chuck Norris the right to Roundhouse Kick.
"Kathy," I said as we boarded a Greyhound in Pittsburgh...
There I said it... now maybe it'll bugger off and run round in someone else's instead.
Diamonds are forever... unless Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks them into dust.
Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a mirror... That was the first, last, and ONLY time Chuck Norris EVER broke his nose.
"Who let the dogs out?" Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick.
In "Rock, paper, scissors, shoot" Chuck Norris wins by using the ultamite move: his roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris never kills...with one roundhouse kick his opponent simply ceases to exist.
They say death by a 1000 lashes was the most painful way to die, that was before they got roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris
a few years ago when i was single, i lived next door to a single mom. We had become friends and i really enjoyed seeing her with her 7 year old son. She knew i was the outdoors...
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a salesperson.................OVER THE PHONE!!!!!!!
Chuck Norris can play a guitar using his feet. Roundhouse kicks made him be a professional with it.
When Chuck Norris wants butter, he doesn't need to do it like all the other people, he just roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.
Chuck Norris uses the Force, the Force of a roundhouse kick to the face.
The Muscles From Brussels fears the Roundhouse from Texas.
Why is Chuck Norris still alive? Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the sheriff, as well as he did to the deputy. He also swore it wasn't in self defense.
Chuck Norris never hates anybody, his round house kick is faster then any emotion.
What God actually said was "Chuck, would you Roundhouse kick some light for me?"
Black holes are created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks stars in the face.
Legend tells of a mythical warrior who defeated dragons recreationly. He was killed by a roundhouse kick to the head and died. No one knows who did it
I love a woman with a nice round but butt.. Show me your pics ladies... And I write back in what I love to do with your sexy butt
Chuck Norris can make his own megazord "The Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kickers Ultimate Super Awesome Megazord."
Instead of signing autographs, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks people: his signature move.
Albert Einstein wrote the Theory of Relativity with Chuck Norris in mind. When applied, it states that: A roundhouse kick is always related to Norris.
If Chuck Norris was in the hostage-taking scene, he will roundhouse kick the bus and the suspect will disappear.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a man so hard, turns out he was the only man in heaven to need a wheel chair.
When you are watching Walker Texas Ranger and you just think of changing the channel Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you through the TV
Chuck Norris likes his martini roundhouse kicked... not shaken.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
All we are is dust in the wind, after Chuck Norris round house kicks us in the face.
If you go jogging and you feel the wind on your face it means that Chuck Norris is practicing his roundhouse kicks in his backyard.
Chuck Norris killed Medusa with a roundhouse kick.
There is no I in team.... But there is a roundhouse in Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris found the needle in the haystack. And Roundhouse Kicked it.
yeah !come to think of it its a natural process for which man and a woman have equal desires ..people need to be just carefull as why are they into the act for pleasure or...
They're so mean. Sometimes when I tell them how pretty or lovely they look, they'll be like "Shut up and **** off, *****!" If I ever encountered a shy, pretty person, If I were to...
About two years ago my best guy friend started dating someone around where I lived even though he was residing some six and half hours away. I'd never tell anyone this but I was...