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I Round Round Get Around I Type Around Yeah

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    I'm like ten different types of people in one you know like I don't like to think of myself as one type of person because sometimes I'm super outgoing but I'm also super chill and...
    Missmini5 Missmini5 18-21, F a week ago

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    Chuck Norris's shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around. It would just get roundhouse kick to the face.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Knock, knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks who? Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks YOUR FACE!
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 18

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    Tonight I'm actually feeling a bit better. I think I found why i was so blah! No get up and go and feeling depressed like. (its one reason of two.) My sugars have been going out...
    WickedlilAngel WickedlilAngel 31-35, F 3 days ago

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    Yeah if I like U i can not hold a conversation with you to save my life, I will constantly stress not to say something stupid, and this leads me to say something stupid. Sooooo...
    shaunrain shaunrain 18-21, M Mar 3

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    I have been living in the same house, same town for well over 18 yrs now, and I still have yet to make any friends! I know know, it would appear that its "my fault", that there is...
    melvis2222 melvis2222 51-55 Mar 24

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    "******' Perfect" Made a wrong turn once or twice Dug my way out, blood and fire Bad decisions, that's alright Welcome to my silly life Mistreated, misplaced, misunderstood Miss...
    Ringster73 Ringster73 41-45, F Mar 19

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    I work at a Christian Church camp. Campfires are amazing. Intimate worship, testimonies, stargazing, etc. Where we live, there are more stars than most people have ever seen (no...
    tbotset tbotset 18-21, M 14 hrs ago

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    The Question Mark (?) was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Mar 2

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    Chuck Norris will come to your house and personally give you a roundhouse kick if you make a stupid fact about him...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 2

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    Why does the truth hurt? Because Chuck Norris round-house kicked it.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 3

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    John Madden had a hard time drawing the replay of Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 3

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    Latest News!!!! Cause Of Hurricanes Identified: Chuck Norris's Roundhouse Kicks!!!!!
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 4

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    The monks found enlightenment after receiving a roundhouse kick to the face.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 5

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    Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Mar 7

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    Sticks and stones may break my bones but Chuck Norris will roundhouse your chin
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Mar 8

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    I love how big and round it's gotten! When I drive it almost touched the wheel! Eeek! I'm so excited! Now I just need it to touch the wheel and I think I'll look perfect
    Brickwall96 Brickwall96 18-21, M 2 Responses Mar 15

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    God can Kill Chuck Norris whenever he wants. But I can't tell you or else he'll roundho... AAARG!
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 Response Mar 17

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    I want my belly to hang over my pants with ease and to be big round and soft. Wish it would go faster feels so good to get fat.
    Chubbyhubby230 Chubbyhubby230 31-35, M Mar 18

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    Before there were Big Macs, there were Little Macs... they were to small for Chuck Norris so he round-house kicked it so hard it became a Big Mac.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 19

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    Always get INFP-assertive, but i once got INTP. Anyways all my favorite friends in school turned out to be having the same personality type as me. Except me being the only one who...
    ThinkingCat ThinkingCat 18-21, F Mar 20

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    The square root of Chuck Norris is a roundhouse kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 21

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    Someone gave Chuck Norris a chocolate cookie once, he roundhouse kicked it, destroying the Nestle Tollhouse factory
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 6 Responses Mar 21

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    When she was pregnant, Chuck's mom said,"Ooh, it's roundhouse kicking".
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 24

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    Confucius say a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step and becomes impossible to calculate with a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack could not survive Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses a week ago

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    If you put Chuck Norris into Google, He round house kicks the Internet.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Chuck Norris plays his own version of Tetris. Instead of blocks coming down however, each piece consists of two fists and two roundhouse kicks.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    What happened when Chcuk Norris crossed the road? Nothing, Chuck Norris doesn't cross roads, they cross him, and get roundhouse kicked in the face!!!
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    One day, Chuck Norris was so angry he roundhouse-kicked a mountain, and it exploded. Coincidentally, that mountain was Mount Saint Helens.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    I want my belly big and round as the cover image
    fattenmelikelugia fattenmelikelugia 18-21, M 2 days ago

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    Little miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey. Chuck sat beside her, caught a glimpse of the spider and roundhouse kicked it away!
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    If you met Chuck Norris in your dreams he would roundhouse kick you back to reality.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    The earth is spinning becaue of a roundhouse kick Chuck Norris gave it 4 billion years ago.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    Chuck Norris doesn't just roundhouse you, his foot splits all atoms in your face and causes an explosion which is why you fly so far back.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    My heart's a stereo It beats for you, so listen close Hear my thoughts in every no-o-o-te Make me your radio (yeah) And turn me up when you feel low (turn it up a little bit) This...
    MrImperfect MrImperfect 16-17, M 2 Responses Mar 19

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    I recently found out that my personality type is the INFJ. This is the rarest of the types. Gaining this information was one of the most enlightening experiences I've had. Now...
    RelayedDeaction RelayedDeaction 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 2

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    Didn't Grow Up Seeing or Getting Much Affection- My parents were always antagonisticly affectionate with each other. They called each other names,jokingly questioned what they had...
    BlackSlav92 BlackSlav92 22-25, M Mar 4

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    I just turned 30 about 2 weeks ago and I just found out this week that I have Type 2 Diabetes. I've never been an overly healthy person, but the past 2 years I've been taking much...
    CountryMusicGirl85 CountryMusicGirl85 26-30, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Hi, INFP (Introverted Intuitive Feeling Perceptive) here with a huge interest in psychology and human nature. I would love to here about what personality types you are, alongside a...
    ViperaStellaris ViperaStellaris 13-15, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    In November 2014, I was diagnosed with type 1. No one in my family has it and apparently it was unfortunate and random. I have been going through some rough times since with other...
    ScottyTTC ScottyTTC 16-17, M 1 Response Mar 4

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