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I Round Round Get Around I Type Around Yeah

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    Lexi lay with her back against the metal wall. Sea foam sprayed over the edge and splashed us. I took a chomp out of the banana I was holding. "Gimme an orange, hey." she said. I...
    BlueMetalChick BlueMetalChick 18-21, F 1 Response 17 hrs ago

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    this is my type of guy <3 . <3
    Rasengxn Rasengxn 16-17, M 16 hrs ago

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    I am so happy being a forever single as a black woman. I can't stand being around men for too long because men have a natural need to control and hate hearing women issues. Men...
    inspirelove inspirelove 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 28

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    Chuck Norris doesn't go round roundabouts, roundabouts go round him.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Sep 3

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    I only found this out 2 years ago, about apparently I've had it my whole life. The assessor looked at me after the test and just said "Well, you've got the worst case I've seen in...
    xPrincessLovellx xPrincessLovellx 18-21, F Aug 22

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    Sometimes I get bored while I do paper round, so I came up with an idea, and it were to wear nothing, and just do paper round. I almost got caught a few times. And before getting...
    Rory2808 Rory2808 13-15, M 5 days ago

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    I love walking around nude in front of my family. They enjoy the same with me. It is a wholesome, beautiful, and natural environment and way to be raised.
    nudistwifeandmother nudistwifeandmother 41-45, F 4 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    Oh I'm a goofy goober yeah, your a goofy goober yeah, we are all goofy goober yeah, goofy goofy goofy goober yeah
    dominick6 dominick6 13-15, M 1 Response 22 hrs ago

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    I am currently in Atlanta. My boyfriend and I live in Columbus, GA. He's homeless and he'd recently started working at a kiosk in the mall. He was on ninety days unsupervised...
    michelleeads michelleeads 18-21, F Aug 21

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    Pray you will never dream about Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking you because you will die in real life.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Aug 19

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    Lucifer did not fall from heaven because he sinned. In fact, he was round-house kicked by Chuck Norris
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Aug 21

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    A man once asked Chuck Norris how much he benched. Chuck Norris sighed and roundhouse kicked him through a wall and said "I don't bench, I wall".
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Aug 22

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    Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick your cell phone and kill everyone in the address book.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Aug 23

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    Why is Chuck not included on the movie "The Expendables"? Because Chuck can finish everyone of them with just one roundhouse kick, to the face!
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Aug 24

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    A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Aug 25

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    The Rock quotes: Can you smell what the rock is cooking. Chuck Norris doesn't have to say anything he just simply roundhouse kicks you into summation.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Aug 26

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    Chuck Norris invented sound, just to hear when he roundhouse kicks people
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Aug 26

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    The Rock quotes: Can you smell what the rock is cooking. Chuck Norris doesn't have to say anything he just simply roundhouse kicks you into summation.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Aug 27

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    You can feel the wind off Chuck"s roundhouse just watching Walker, Texas Ranger.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Aug 27

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    Chuck Norris is the reason the Chinese have different eyes. His roundhouse kicks can do anything.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Aug 28

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    Bruce Lee didn't defeat Chuck Norris. Chuck hit Bruce with a Delayed roundhouse kick that was so fast that Lee only felt the impact a year later!
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Aug 29

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    Chuck Norris found Waldo...and Round-House kicked him in the face.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Aug 30

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    If Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked you in the face you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Aug 31

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    Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Sep 1

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    Scientists say dinosaurs are extinct due to a comet. Others say Chuck Norris wanted to test his roundhouse kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Sep 1

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    In Soviet Russia, Chuck roundhouse-kicks you anyway.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Sep 2

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    Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Sep 2

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    Chuck Norris graduated from the University of Bad-***, with a degree in whoop ***, and a concentration in roundhouse kicks to the face.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Sep 3

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    There's nothing quite as sexy as a woman with a nice, big, round belly.
    Chubbychaser87 Chubbychaser87 26-30, M Sep 4

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    I do love a woman with a big, round, sexy belly. It's such a tu
    Chubbychaser87 Chubbychaser87 26-30, M 1 Response Sep 4

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    Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Sep 4

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    Chuck norris does not make jokes. He roundhouse kicks them.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Sep 4

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    The reason why the moon doesn't fall down to the earth is because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks it into space at sunrise every morning.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Sep 5

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    Acid rain isn't caused by pollution, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked a man who had just eaten a lemon. He falls as powder to this day.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Sep 5

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    My belly keeps getting bigger :) it's so round and soft now and I love rubbing it :) I can't wait to get bigger and chubbier! I love the feeling of being stuffed...It's the best I...
    GettingChubby GettingChubby 18-21, F 4 Responses Sep 5

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    When Chuck Norris plays Hide-And-Seek, it's not called that anymore. It's Hide-And-Don't-Get-Roundhouse-Kicked-In-The-Face-Chuck Norris.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Sep 6

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    If Chuck Norris were the king of Camelot he would be the master of the knights of the roundhouse.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Sep 6

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    Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a golf ball. It went so far it dissapeared. It showed up minutes later when it hit Chuck Norris in the back.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Sep 7

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    If you step on Chuck Norris' star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, your foot will explode, and you must clean it or risk death by roundhouse kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Sep 7

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    When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    Darwin Award Winner 2010: The guy who said that "Chuck Norris is too old and past his best". He was found dead with roundhouse kick related injuries.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Wrong, rounders is an official GAA game and is quite different from baseball.
    Anonymousanonymous319 Anonymousanonymous319 18-21, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    One roundhouse kick to the face deserves another. Unless it was from Chuck Norris; then, one will suffice.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Men walking on the moon? Big deal...Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it into space!
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Scientists say people can't move at the speed of light, I guess they've never seen a Chuck Norris roundhouse.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    It's a proven fact that the atomic bomb is simply a smaller scale replica of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses 3 days ago

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