Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris's shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around. It would just get roundhouse kick to the face.
Tonight I'm actually feeling a bit better. I think I found why i was so blah! No get up and go and feeling depressed like. (its one reason of two.) My sugars have been going out...
I have been living in the same house, same town for well over 18 yrs now, and I still have yet to make any friends!
I know know, it would appear that its "my fault", that there is...
Just when I think I have experienced every type of love imaginable the Universe throws me a curve ball.
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• Presence of mind, serious, patient, calm & cool;
• Coherent character, can be relied on & trusted, but stuborn;
• Plan everything out...
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The square root of Chuck Norris is a roundhouse kick.
Someone gave Chuck Norris a chocolate cookie once, he roundhouse kicked it, destroying the Nestle Tollhouse factory
When she was pregnant, Chuck's mom said,"Ooh, it's roundhouse kicking".
Confucius say a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step and becomes impossible to calculate with a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack could not survive Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.
If you put Chuck Norris into Google, He round house kicks the Internet.
Chuck Norris plays his own version of Tetris. Instead of blocks coming down however, each piece consists of two fists and two roundhouse kicks.
What happened when Chcuk Norris crossed the road? Nothing, Chuck Norris doesn't cross roads, they cross him, and get roundhouse kicked in the face!!!
One day, Chuck Norris was so angry he roundhouse-kicked a mountain, and it exploded. Coincidentally, that mountain was Mount Saint Helens.
I want my belly big and round as the cover image
Little miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey. Chuck sat beside her, caught a glimpse of the spider and roundhouse kicked it away!
If you met Chuck Norris in your dreams he would roundhouse kick you back to reality.
The earth is spinning becaue of a roundhouse kick Chuck Norris gave it 4 billion years ago.
Chuck Norris doesn't just roundhouse you, his foot splits all atoms in your face and causes an explosion which is why you fly so far back.
Chuck Norris can defy all laws of physics exept the ones involving his roundhouse kicks always being fatal.
Chuck Norris successfully seperated twins conjoined at the head by roundkicking them in the face.
Chuck Norris beat the last level of Pac-Man by using his roundhouse kick.
"Come on, let's clean up," I said, dragging him off the bed. Naked, we made our way out of the hut to the beach, wading into the surf until the water was to our waists, where we...
Chuck Norris invented left and right just so he could roundhouse kick people in both directions.
7 months pregnant! My belly is really getting round
Chuck Norris doesn't trust anyone as far as he can roundhouse kick them.
In Chuck Norris' back yard is a pile of left footed boots. The right footed boots keep burning up in the atmosphere when doing round house kicks.
When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, double rainbows are formed in the arcs of his kicks.
Chuck Norris is the founding father of Roundhouse-kickology.
The IPad was originally called the IChuck. Sadly the IChuck kept roundhouse kicking users in the face
Can I just be your personal balloon? Please I want you to blow me up every day throughout the day
It looks like a big belly but I want it bigger and rounder
If u want to turn me on...
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
Chuck Norris doesn’t need Christmas tree lights, he tells his tree to shine or he’ll roundhouse kick it back into a pine cone.
Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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the mona lisa used to smile, then chuck norris roundhouse kicked it.