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    Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    I'm like ten different types of people in one you know like I don't like to think of myself as one type of person because sometimes I'm super outgoing but I'm also super chill and...
    Missmini5 Missmini5 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 25

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    There are numerous older men in the world who are single and seeking someone special in their life. For all such men, AgeMeet.com has been created as a reliable online platform to...
    dalidacc11 dalidacc11 26-30, F 52 mins ago

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    Chuck Norris's shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around. It would just get roundhouse kick to the face.
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    Tonight I'm actually feeling a bit better. I think I found why i was so blah! No get up and go and feeling depressed like. (its one reason of two.) My sugars have been going out...
    WickedlilAngel WickedlilAngel 31-35, F Mar 29

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    I have been living in the same house, same town for well over 18 yrs now, and I still have yet to make any friends! I know know, it would appear that its "my fault", that there is...
    melvis2222 melvis2222 51-55 Mar 24

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    Just when I think I have experienced every type of love imaginable the Universe throws me a curve ball. My first love of course was for my Parents and extended family, some more...
    bowchickawowow bowchickawowow 41-45, F Apr 6

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    Sometimes I am not even thinking and do things that I take for granted sometimes. I always try to be grateful for everything that I have and everything that I have experienced in...
    Haywee123 Haywee123 22-25, F Apr 7

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    Personality Characteristics Type A • Presence of mind, serious, patient, calm & cool; • Coherent character, can be relied on & trusted, but stuborn; • Plan everything out...
    walkingwarrior walkingwarrior 26-30, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    I work at a Christian Church camp. Campfires are amazing. Intimate worship, testimonies, stargazing, etc. Where we live, there are more stars than most people have ever seen (no...
    tbotset tbotset 18-21, M Apr 1

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    The square root of Chuck Norris is a roundhouse kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 21

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    Someone gave Chuck Norris a chocolate cookie once, he roundhouse kicked it, destroying the Nestle Tollhouse factory
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    When she was pregnant, Chuck's mom said,"Ooh, it's roundhouse kicking".
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 24

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    Confucius say a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step and becomes impossible to calculate with a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 25

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    Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack could not survive Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.
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    If you put Chuck Norris into Google, He round house kicks the Internet.
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    Chuck Norris plays his own version of Tetris. Instead of blocks coming down however, each piece consists of two fists and two roundhouse kicks.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Mar 27

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    What happened when Chcuk Norris crossed the road? Nothing, Chuck Norris doesn't cross roads, they cross him, and get roundhouse kicked in the face!!!
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Mar 28

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    One day, Chuck Norris was so angry he roundhouse-kicked a mountain, and it exploded. Coincidentally, that mountain was Mount Saint Helens.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 29

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    I want my belly big and round as the cover image
    fattenmelikelugia fattenmelikelugia 18-21, M Mar 30

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    Little miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey. Chuck sat beside her, caught a glimpse of the spider and roundhouse kicked it away!
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 30

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    If you met Chuck Norris in your dreams he would roundhouse kick you back to reality.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 31

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    The earth is spinning becaue of a roundhouse kick Chuck Norris gave it 4 billion years ago.
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    Chuck Norris doesn't just roundhouse you, his foot splits all atoms in your face and causes an explosion which is why you fly so far back.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Apr 1

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    Chuck Norris can defy all laws of physics exept the ones involving his roundhouse kicks always being fatal.
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    Chuck Norris successfully seperated twins conjoined at the head by roundkicking them in the face.
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    Chuck Norris beat the last level of Pac-Man by using his roundhouse kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Apr 4

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    "Come on, let's clean up," I said, dragging him off the bed. Naked, we made our way out of the hut to the beach, wading into the surf until the water was to our waists, where we...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 31-35, F 1 Response Apr 5

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    Chuck Norris invented left and right just so he could roundhouse kick people in both directions.
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    7 months pregnant! My belly is really getting round
    beautifulbellyfull beautifulbellyfull 22-25, F Apr 6

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    Chuck Norris doesn't trust anyone as far as he can roundhouse kick them.
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    In Chuck Norris' back yard is a pile of left footed boots. The right footed boots keep burning up in the atmosphere when doing round house kicks.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Apr 6

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    When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, double rainbows are formed in the arcs of his kicks.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Apr 7

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    Chuck Norris is the founding father of Roundhouse-kickology.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Apr 11

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    The IPad was originally called the IChuck. Sadly the IChuck kept roundhouse kicking users in the face
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Apr 11

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    Can I just be your personal balloon? Please I want you to blow me up every day throughout the day It looks like a big belly but I want it bigger and rounder If u want to turn me on...
    Brickwall96 Brickwall96 18-21, M 3 Responses Apr 12

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    There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    Chuck Norris doesn’t need Christmas tree lights, he tells his tree to shine or he’ll roundhouse kick it back into a pine cone.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    I think women with big bellies are absolutely stunning. Specifically, I happen to like women with round bellies who are relatively thin everywhere else. If there are any girls like...
    GoldXilla GoldXilla 18-21, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    the mona lisa used to smile, then chuck norris roundhouse kicked it.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses 2 days ago

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