I Run Into Doorknobs

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 24 People

    Never Fails,,

    I have a bad habit of running into doorknobs!!  I do it at least 3 times a day if not more. I've been doing this for years and havnt a clue as to why, but I have the battle scars to prove it.  Dang,, if there is a doorknob in the vicinity,, BAM,, I hit it. I'v got...
    justANNIE justANNIE
    46-50, F
    5 Responses Oct 3, 2008

    Yes.

    They hit my stomach. It pains me. It pains me a good deal.
    kleisse kleisse
    22-25, F
    11 Responses Feb 17, 2009

    Two In Particular

    The doorknob on the door to our bedroom and the doorknob on the door to the bathroom. Grrrrr.... Perfect height for catching me on my upper arm and ouch!! Or catching me in my sleeve! They hook in my sleeve and I get pulled up like I'm in some black and white comedy movie...
    sugarburn sugarburn
    22-25, F
    Feb 16, 2009

    Padding

    I actually pad my bedroom doorknob it catches me in the hip i have a permanent bruise   and I catch my purse or the dipper bag on the screen door every time  
    librakitty05 librakitty05
    41-45, F
    3 Responses Feb 15, 2009
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