I Run On Pure Righteousness

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    We Are In Desperate Need Of A One World Government

    When Obama is reelected this upcoming November, he will finalize the establishment of the North American Union - Canada, Mexico, and the United States will collaborate to become a united and single country that will utilize only one digital currency. The process of unifying into...
    PunkGoesCrunk PunkGoesCrunk
    31-35, M
    1 Response Apr 25, 2012

    Twilight Is The Greatest Saga

    I just wanna start off by saying anyone who claims that they "hate" Twilight is really just a homosexual and is on team edward. With that being said Team Jacob is the best team in the world, Jacob Black was sent from heaven and his abs are that of gods abs. Twilight is one of the...
    PunkGoesCrunk PunkGoesCrunk
    31-35, M
    3 Responses Nov 9, 2012

    Picked On A Group Of Lads

    I was deemed the automatic winner in this given situation, due to my superior intellectual grasp on life and my physical abilities and competencies. It wasn't the first time I encountered such rude individuals but as a mere beneficiary to society, I decided to act and claim the...
    PunkGoesCrunk PunkGoesCrunk
    31-35, M
    2 Responses Sep 30, 2011

    I Must Be Doing Something Right

    If dozens of women are willing to defend my honor, I must be doing something right. This could be an important revelation for all you single guys out there: If you want the ladies to think you're adorable, all you need to do is act like a stupid wiener.
    PunkGoesCrunk PunkGoesCrunk
    31-35, M
    8 Responses Jul 28, 2011
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