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    Excuse me Princess! I'm not going to hop when you say jump. I'm not going to be a cave man and live in a cave caving to all your whims. You are not a delicate flower that needs constant primping. Excuse me princess but I am not a slave I need to find me a down to earth girl...
    jfeltes jfeltes 26-30, M Feb 7, 2012

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    One time someone heard me singing to the little one I nanny for and he said, "You have the voice of an angel. Don't stop singing for anything." That made my heart bloom.
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    " when I looked out my car window, I saw you and I was thinking...DAM SHES HOT!!!" - my bestfriend / crush. xD xD
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    I had an affair with someone I thought was my best friend. I want to be with him, even though I know he will never treat me as a priority. Trying to talk sense into my brain...
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    It is hard to believe 33 years ago my wife agreed to marry me.
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    "If you don't become my girlfriend you'll spend your life alone" from a guy who I considered my friend but I wasn't in love with him.
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