I Said Excuuuuuuusee Meeeeeee

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    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    8 Responses Apr 30, 2010

    Well

    Excuse me Princess! I'm not going to hop when you say jump. I'm not going to be a cave man and live in a cave caving to all your whims. You are not a delicate flower that needs constant primping. Excuse me princess but I am not a slave I need to find me a down to earth girl...
    jfeltes jfeltes
    26-30, M
    Feb 7, 2012

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