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I Said Excuuuuuuusee Meeeeeee

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    Excuse me Princess! I'm not going to hop when you say jump. I'm not going to be a cave man and live in a cave caving to all your whims. You are not a delicate flower that needs constant primping. Excuse me princess but I am not a slave I need to find me a down to earth girl...
    jfeltes jfeltes 26-30, M Feb 7, 2012

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    I have never said it. I've screamed it in my mind but never said it out loud to anyone. Even when I was in a long term relationship. I'm still working out why.
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    go home and do what you do every day after we make fun of you ***** cry cry cry and almost die die die :)
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    Since society changes the meaning. If they never did i could learn to. Or not.
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