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I Saw No Garden On the Garden State Parkway

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    Wasteland of Rusted Metal and Broken Dreams

    I Saw No Garden on the Garden State Parkway.   The place looked limbo for mullets and rusted Caravans and smelled like a combination of mediocrity and disappointment. Which happens to smell a bit like old Spam. haha, Jersey wasn't really that bad. But I had...
    UnoriginalForumID UnoriginalForumID 26-30, M 4 Responses Mar 28, 2009

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    The Parkway!?

    Hell no there are no gardens near the parkway! lol There really are pretty areas of New Jersey, but as soon as our car hit the NJ Turnpike, all I could see and smell was trash. No joke.
    SpiritOfTheRabbit SpiritOfTheRabbit 31-35, F 1 Response Apr 3, 2010

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    After My Drive Through New Jersey

    After my drive through New Jersey I am reminded of a joke that is so true Do you know why they call New Jersey the Garden State?   Because Toxic Waste Dump would not fit on the license plate   I am a big fan of kevin Smith but I see why he moved to California
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 8 Responses Mar 30, 2009

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