a beautiful spanish exchange girl was in my school today and i was in awe
I do this a lot where I just remember something funny and start laughing uncontrollably. Sometimes I do this around my friends and they be like "Is this girl drunk" but I'm...
Was at a restaurant.
A tiny girl jumped up.
And yelled beetlejuice three times.
Was at starbucks.
Got asked for an autograph.
Well, it's funny for me at least. Basically, some people believe that anything that can happen will happen eventually. It's a popular idea among theoretical physicists, and they...
how I clean my room: -starts at one corner -finds something from 6 years ago and stares at it nostalgically for 5 hours -goes to bed.
A little background so this will make sense. When I was 2, my parents divorced. When I was 8, my mom remarried. He had two kids and two dogs. We moved in and lived with him for 4...
This morning, I was eating a couple mints when I noticed something...One of them had a smiley on it. I'd never seen that before. It was a near-perfect smiley-face too! It's too bad...
Some retirees were catching up, it sounded like they hadn't seen each other in a long time. And they began to say how they needed something to look forward to in life, otherwise...
People seek love and trust. They found lies and lust.
My butt just knows when it's not my toilet.
winnie the pooh decoded
kangaroo-has a kid with no dad
christoper robin- sees talking animals
this blew my mind....