I Saw Something Funny Today

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    deleted deleted
    26-30
    May 15, 2013
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jul 10, 2011

    1 Minute

    I had just taken my garter belt off and put it next to me. My cat comes along and sees the straps hanging off and picks it up in his mouth and starts playing with it, lol
    SummerWind18 SummerWind18
    26-30, F
    Aug 9, 2009

    So Hairy You've Developed Fur?

    So here's another ad I saw on EP today. This is for those really hairy members who are just sick of shaving. LOL
    4vrUnique 4vrUnique
    46-50
    5 Responses Nov 5, 2010

    This Is What My Kid And I Danced Over The Weekend, LOL

    Dang, that´s difficult at my age, hahaha  !!!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Apr 16, 2013

    Heavenly Music From Lil' Miss HathaWayne ;-D

      Don't act so hotsy-totsy *****, I know that you from Jersey   LOL !!!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Aug 20, 2011

    So It Is Possible!

    I was driving along and I saw a commercial van with this written on the side:I just had to laugh. I while back I had asked the question, is it possible to become revirginized. The consensus was No. Well here we are, it is possible. There's an entire company dedicated to it...
    4vrUnique 4vrUnique
    46-50
    8 Responses Aug 5, 2011

    LOL !! I´D SAY WE HAVE ENOUGH OF THOSE.......

     ......Do you really think we need more  ????????? LMAO
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jul 11, 2011

    AHAHAHAHA !!Brilliant

    and not a bit untrue :-) 
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Apr 6, 2015

    Lol The Gayest Video Ever!!!!

    Actually I found this video a week ago.  Still, its damn funny!
    ichooselife ichooselife
    36-40, F
    Aug 3, 2010

    Iced Out Money

    This has to be the most tasteless thing I've ever seen, hilariously so.
    solowing solowing
    26-30, M
    1 Response Jan 31, 2011

    Nowhere To Hide I just returned from three,

    glorious days on the Appalachian Trail with my best hiking buddy. It was some long overdue bonding time. And a true test of our physical stamina. Yikes! We had to stop and rest many times to catch our breath. We were not winded from the steep inclines. We were breathless...
    Lilt Lilt
    46-50
    10 Responses Apr 16, 2014

    IT IS NICE TO RECAPTURE YOUR SENSE OF WONDER

      Sooooo adorable  !! It brings back our sense of wonder. Enjoy !!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Feb 2, 2011

    CATCHY !!

    You´re welcome  !!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Sep 15, 2013

    Don't Get In A Car Accident

    I shared this on someones question and she got a kick out of it, So I figured I would share it here too. Some years ago I was working in an ER as a medic tech, when a fairly serious car accident victim came in. I was in the room to assist. The doctor, needed a stool sample...
    ThatOneGrl ThatOneGrl
    26-30, F
    Nov 8, 2010

    Kids....

    I was eating breakfast in a restaurant yesterday with my family. A few tables over I notice two waitresses passing by, suddenly, a little girl pipes up at the top of her lungs, "EWWWWW, SOMEBODY FARTED"! The ENTIRE restaurant turned and looked at her, then the waitresses in dead...
    Boxer22 Boxer22
    22-25, M
    4 Responses Nov 8, 2010

    Cutest thing I saw today :-)https://www.

    youtube.com/watch?v=1bzNyba84ck 
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jul 13, 2014

    Satire Or Reality

    On the EP profile there's those ads for those of us who don't support the site. I saw an ad and I really thought it was a joke. You know in the satirical kind of way. I came to realize its a real product. I think it's funny.
    4vrUnique 4vrUnique
    46-50
    1 Response Oct 2, 2010
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Mar 22, 2014

    Close Your Curtains

    My husband and I were going to Lowe's to get a few things for home improvement, and to kill my boredom from the long drives I always watch out the window for things that interest me. Today was one of those days that I wish I hadn't been looking. It was getting a bit dark out and...
    depressedmommy depressedmommy
    22-25, F
    1 Response Feb 28, 2009
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Sep 16, 2012

    Nice Ending

    Well done  !! Hahahaha
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jun 1, 2013

    CONSIDER YOURSELF INVITED !!

    Better than the real thing, or at least more fun !!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 16, 2011

    HELLO CREEPERS !!!!!!!!

      LOL    SOOOOOOOOO CUTE !! Ok, we are starting over.....
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Dec 4, 2010

    Hahahaha !!

      My daughter showed me this video today   Better than the original, LOL !!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jul 3, 2011

    I think dancing cows are cool !

    !As a poster said : Release your inner moo ,get in the groove, and bust a move !!!  LOL 
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Jan 18, 2015

    ..........................meanwhile In Washington

    Gotta love HurricaneHorse  :-)
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Oct 29, 2012

    More Like Heard, And Not Today

    Anyway, as some of you know, I happen to live next door to a family of howler monkeys. Well, when Mr. Howler-Monkey returned home from work yesterday afternoon, he apparently bumped the panic button on his key ring. The car alarm started going off, and for whatever reason, he...
    DeadOfDecember DeadOfDecember
    22-25, F
    Nov 18, 2010

    Me Too, Granny, Me Too :-)

    .....and after watching this you will, tooDo yourselves a favor and watch this until the very last second (don't miss the ending!). Life is good, dance on
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    7 Responses Mar 11, 2013
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Feb 20, 2013
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Apr 18, 2011

    I was laughing with tears

    and everything guys. Check it out!! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F3XVNgu9qOM
    Chocolatebear91 Chocolatebear91
    18-21, M
    Jan 6

    The Creative Good Samaritan

    You've heard the expression "dead weight?"  I saw a great example of that this morning and I am still laughing about it!  As I was returning home from driving my son to school, I came round the bend on a busy highway.  On the other side of the road, a...
    edgargeorge edgargeorge
    41-45, F
    5 Responses May 8, 2009

    Poor Dogs...

    This was actually yesterday on my way to the Dr...I saw the prettiest Chocolate Labs on the side of the road yesterday. They were just standing there. One looking east...One looking west....I thought how odd...maybe its just the fever making me see things.I got closer and saw...
    Punk1n Punk1n
    36-40, F
    4 Responses Dec 23, 2012

    Wonderful English From Around The World

    Ponder these : In a Bangkok temple: IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.  Cocktail lounge, Norway:  LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. Doctors office, Rome:  SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES. Dry cleaners, Bangkok...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    May 17, 2011

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    bluediamond325 bluediamond325
    31-35, F
    Apr 20
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    rana3434 rana3434
    41-45, F
    Apr 20
    This will be the last time I ever post something on EP, and it seems fitting that it emanates from the account that started it all for me. I'm not sure I can class myself as a...
    Alania21 Alania21
    22-25, M
    Apr 20
    This is my last ever post on EP: Dear EP, I just wanted to let you know that I'm grateful for providing me with a platform to vent, and cry, and scream, and shout, without...
    oddpodd oddpodd
    22-25, F
    Apr 19
    What I am saying about AT&T on EP today is true. It really happened to me and this picture is really me.
    EdwardKellner EdwardKellner
    41-45, M
    Apr 19
    Made the mistake of looking at your pictures today. Makes me realize how much you are to me and how much I miss you. keep hearing the song - I saw her face, it was the face I love...
    boldtimer boldtimer
    66-70, M
    Apr 19
    The year 1996 when I was six years old, there's something unique about the year I cannot fathom upon. Something mysterious, mystical and magical. Maybe it was the end of an era and...
    Sazzio Sazzio
    26-30, M
    1 Response Apr 19
    I was lying flat on my back. I had consciously decided that I was open to receiving any messages that were from a good source, like any angels or spirit guides. I had my arms to my...
    nowimthis nowimthis
    31-35, F
    Apr 19
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    val789 val789
    26-30, F
    1 Response Apr 19
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    LeahLovee LeahLovee
    70+, F
    6 Responses Apr 18
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    Ilovepigs089 Ilovepigs089
    13-15, F
    3 Responses Apr 18
    You were dancing in your tube socks in our hotel room, Flashing those eyes like highway signs. Light one up and hand it over, rest your head upon my shoulder. I just wanna feel...
    brokenprincess08 brokenprincess08
    13-15, F
    Apr 18
    Today I only wore a red blouse, black skirt and black tights with converse, but last week was a little better. I got to wear a white blouse with the company logo and my name...
    Talltonedgirl Talltonedgirl
    26-30, F
    1 Response Apr 18
    Look where I am today! .........................
    SmartKat SmartKat
    46-50, F
    8 Responses Apr 18
    by climbing out the window down a rope and when he saw me looking he gave me a really smarmy look and I thought, That's a little condescending.
    daisychristabel daisychristabel
    22-25, F
    Apr 17
    Yeah I'm here searching for something, though I know it's going to be gone soon - but hey, I can say I tried, right? Another night, another strange numbing sensation that I can't...
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Apr 17
    Lizzie is 16 today. Happy birthday sweetheart. Enjoy your life.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 17
    Tell me place names you think sound funny and I will agree with you and chuckle myself :) :D
    kbpimpin87 kbpimpin87
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Apr 16
    This morning while taking a walk I noticed a purple t-shirt in a balcony. When I came closer I saw it was from some feminist organisation, and it was printed on it something that...
    Cierzo Cierzo
    41-45, M
    2 Responses Apr 16
    I wish I could saw harry styles and jacob sartoriussss <3
    jevineilonesia jevineilonesia
    13-15, F
    1 Response Apr 16
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    lovesthenightsky lovesthenightsky
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Apr 15
    Not today, just now. Why can't they just leave me out of their BS and just let me be. WTF, do I honestly care anymore! :(
    Lee124 Lee124
    41-45, F
    7 Responses Apr 15
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    LozzyFromRome LozzyFromRome
    46-50, M
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    WritingDesk11 WritingDesk11
    22-25, F
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    SmartKat SmartKat
    46-50, F
    36 Responses Apr 14
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