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I Saw Something Funny Today

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 97 People

    Kids....

    I was eating breakfast in a restaurant yesterday with my family. A few tables over I notice two waitresses passing by, suddenly, a little girl pipes up at the top of her lungs, "EWWWWW, SOMEBODY FARTED"! The ENTIRE restaurant turned and looked at her, then the waitresses in dead...
    Boxer22 Boxer22 22-25, M 4 Responses Nov 8, 2010

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    LOL !! I´D SAY WE HAVE ENOUGH OF THOSE.......

     ......Do you really think we need more  ????????? LMAO
    underconstruction underconstruction 41-45, F 5 Responses Jul 11, 2011

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    Satire Or Reality

    On the EP profile there's those ads for those of us who don't support the site. I saw an ad and I really thought it was a joke. You know in the satirical kind of way. I came to realize its a real product. I think it's funny.
    4vrUnique 4vrUnique 46-50 1 Response Oct 2, 2010

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    Heavenly Music From Lil' Miss HathaWayne ;-D

      Don't act so hotsy-totsy *****, I know that you from Jersey   LOL !!!
    underconstruction underconstruction 41-45, F 6 Responses Aug 20, 2011

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    underconstruction underconstruction 41-45, F 2 Responses Feb 20, 2013

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    Lol The Gayest Video Ever!!!!

    Actually I found this video a week ago.  Still, its damn funny!
    ichooselife ichooselife 36-40, F Aug 3, 2010

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    HELLO CREEPERS !!!!!!!!

      LOL    SOOOOOOOOO CUTE !! Ok, we are starting over.....
    underconstruction underconstruction 41-45, F 8 Responses Dec 4, 2010

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    Hahahaha !!

      My daughter showed me this video today   Better than the original, LOL !!
    underconstruction underconstruction 41-45, F Jul 3, 2011

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    Nice Ending

    Well done  !! Hahahaha
    underconstruction underconstruction 41-45, F 1 Response Jun 1, 2013

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    underconstruction underconstruction 41-45, F Jul 10, 2011

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    Me Too, Granny, Me Too :-)

    .....and after watching this you will, tooDo yourselves a favor and watch this until the very last second (don't miss the ending!). Life is good, dance on
    underconstruction underconstruction 41-45, F 10 Responses Mar 11, 2013

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    Don't Get In A Car Accident

    I shared this on someones question and she got a kick out of it, So I figured I would share it here too. Some years ago I was working in an ER as a medic tech, when a fairly serious car accident victim came in. I was in the room to assist. The doctor, needed a stool sample...
    ThatOneGrl ThatOneGrl 26-30, F Nov 8, 2010

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    Nowhere To Hide I just returned from three,

    glorious days on the Appalachian Trail with my best hiking buddy. It was some long overdue bonding time. And a true test of our physical stamina. Yikes! We had to stop and rest many times to catch our breath. We were not winded from the steep inclines. We were breathless...
    Lilt Lilt 46-50 10 Responses Apr 16, 2014

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    IT IS NICE TO RECAPTURE YOUR SENSE OF WONDER

      Sooooo adorable  !! It brings back our sense of wonder. Enjoy !!
    underconstruction underconstruction 41-45, F 7 Responses Feb 2, 2011

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    underconstruction underconstruction 41-45, F May 15, 2013

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    CATCHY !!

    You´re welcome  !!
    underconstruction underconstruction 41-45, F 4 Responses Sep 15, 2013

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    Iced Out Money

    This has to be the most tasteless thing I've ever seen, hilariously so.
    solowing solowing 22-25, M 1 Response Jan 31, 2011

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    1 Minute

    I had just taken my garter belt off and put it next to me. My cat comes along and sees the straps hanging off and picks it up in his mouth and starts playing with it, lol
    SummerWind18 SummerWind18 26-30, F Aug 9, 2009

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    This Is What My Kid And I Danced Over The Weekend, LOL

    Dang, that´s difficult at my age, hahaha  !!!
    underconstruction underconstruction 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 16, 2013

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    The Creative Good Samaritan

    You've heard the expression "dead weight?"  I saw a great example of that this morning and I am still laughing about it!  As I was returning home from driving my son to school, I came round the bend on a busy highway.  On the other side of the road, a...
    edgargeorge edgargeorge 41-45, F 5 Responses May 8, 2009

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    Poor Dogs...

    This was actually yesterday on my way to the Dr...I saw the prettiest Chocolate Labs on the side of the road yesterday. They were just standing there. One looking east...One looking west....I thought how odd...maybe its just the fever making me see things.I got closer and saw...
    Punk1n Punk1n 31-35, F 4 Responses Dec 23, 2012

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    AHAHAHAHA !!Brilliant

    and not a bit untrue :-) 
    underconstruction underconstruction 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 6

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    underconstruction underconstruction 41-45, F 9 Responses Apr 18, 2011

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    I think dancing cows are cool !

    !As a poster said : Release your inner moo ,get in the groove, and bust a move !!!  LOL 
    underconstruction underconstruction 41-45, F 2 Responses Jan 18

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    Cutest thing I saw today :-)https://www.

    youtube.com/watch?v=1bzNyba84ck 
    underconstruction underconstruction 41-45, F 1 Response Jul 13, 2014

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    a guy mowing his lawn

    while having a phone conversation
    chaekowski chaekowski 26-30, M Apr 25

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    An old lady drove her car into wet cement.

    We were driving and saw an older car submerged in the road. At first, we thought they'd hit a pothole. But, noooo.. They'd driven through some orange cones and into wet cement. A police car was there with flashing lights.. A tow truck too.. A cop was at the side of the road...
    chaekowski chaekowski 26-30, M May 15

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    ..........................meanwhile In Washington

    Gotta love HurricaneHorse  :-)
    underconstruction underconstruction 41-45, F 1 Response Oct 29, 2012

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    CONSIDER YOURSELF INVITED !!

    Better than the real thing, or at least more fun !!
    underconstruction underconstruction 41-45, F Apr 16, 2011

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    So It Is Possible!

    I was driving along and I saw a commercial van with this written on the side:I just had to laugh. I while back I had asked the question, is it possible to become revirginized. The consensus was No. Well here we are, it is possible. There's an entire company dedicated to it...
    4vrUnique 4vrUnique 46-50 8 Responses Aug 5, 2011

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    underconstruction underconstruction 41-45, F 1 Response Sep 16, 2012

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    More Like Heard, And Not Today

    Anyway, as some of you know, I happen to live next door to a family of howler monkeys. Well, when Mr. Howler-Monkey returned home from work yesterday afternoon, he apparently bumped the panic button on his key ring. The car alarm started going off, and for whatever reason, he...
    DeadOfDecember DeadOfDecember 22-25, F Nov 18, 2010

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    Close Your Curtains

    My husband and I were going to Lowe's to get a few things for home improvement, and to kill my boredom from the long drives I always watch out the window for things that interest me. Today was one of those days that I wish I hadn't been looking. It was getting a bit dark out and...
    depressedmommy depressedmommy 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 28, 2009

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    So Hairy You've Developed Fur?

    So here's another ad I saw on EP today. This is for those really hairy members who are just sick of shaving. LOL
    4vrUnique 4vrUnique 46-50 5 Responses Nov 5, 2010

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    Wonderful English From Around The World

    Ponder these : In a Bangkok temple: IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.  Cocktail lounge, Norway:  LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. Doctors office, Rome:  SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES. Dry cleaners, Bangkok...
    underconstruction underconstruction 41-45, F 4 Responses May 17, 2011

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