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I Say Dumb Things I Don't Mean Sometimes

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 11 People

    Brain Disconnects From Mouth

    So I'm at work standing half in a hallway half in my boss's office. Our CFO walks up and he's looking down at my shoes. He says "Nice shoes." I blink up at him (because he's so flippin' cute) and say "Thanks, they're for walking." And he says to my boss "We only hire the best." I...
    nrftw32 nrftw32
    36-40, F
    Sep 7, 2013
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