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I Say Effing Bite Me

Want to tell someone to bite you? Let out your frustrations here. 125 People

    Effing Bite Me

    My story is not about any frustration.My hub can softly bite me anytime to that special spot.  ;)  I know what you're thinking, you dirty mind!  ;P
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F Sep 12, 2011

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    Pointing Out The Flaws In Your Reasoning Isn't Bullying

    I flagged a user who talked about handing over her 12-year-old daughter to a sexual predator. Another user messaged me and posted a story, urging me to check the first user's profile and that maybe it was legal in her country. When my friends and I expressed that sex with a child...
    DancingFox DancingFox 31-35, F 2 Responses Nov 1, 2012

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    In The Literal Sense Too :p

    Yumm. I like biting. Not that I have bit anyone O.o xD But I dunno if I wanna be bitten. I guess I can try xD So yeah, bitcheees, bite meh! *pats herself on theeeee back*
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick 22-25, F 9 Responses Jun 12, 2011

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    Haahaaa

    I just love the name of this group....fits so perfectly lately...just EFFIN' BITE ME!!!!   lmao 
    SweetlyLingering SweetlyLingering 70+, F Mar 26, 2012

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    Bite Me You Mean Little Troll

    Did you ever occur to you why people blog-type post in that "private" FB group? Maybe they don't have anyone else they can tell this to? Maybe they can't post it on their actual blog or FB status because they don't want someone to see it. Maybe they don't want to start an...
    DietIcedTea DietIcedTea 36-40, F Aug 5, 2011

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    Your Choice

    YOU chose to message me. YOU chose to write a public story about this. YOU then kicked up a fuss when we disagreed with your opinion. YOU chose to call us bullies. YOU chose to block us so we couldn't even argue back. And now you're choosing to delete your story. You did message...
    DancingFox DancingFox 31-35, F 2 Responses Nov 1, 2012

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    Bite Goes Bad

    Proverbs 30:17 American King James Version The eye that mocks at his father, and despises to obey his mother, the ravens of the valley shall pick it out, and the young eagles shall eat it. Mendoza, 34, was taken into custody after an interesting incident that occurred in his...
    Vivagalore Vivagalore 31-35, F 4 Responses Jun 25, 2012

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    DancingFox DancingFox 31-35, F Nov 1, 2012

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    Hard, You Bastard

    SERIOUSLY I COULDNT CARE LESS WHAT YOU THINK. you can have your effing opinions, and share them with me as you like but dont impose them on me you egotistical *****. i'm so done caring about your every move, you seem to have enough people for that already. so yeah. bite. me.
    Girlonwire Girlonwire 18-21, F Jun 6, 2011

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    Reno

    Well, he woke up that morning and he called in to work, put on his daddy's old suit with a second-hand shirt, all untucked, shoes untied; and the people all snickered to see him walk by.  So he stopped in a bar and bought himself two shots and then two more; he bummed a...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jun 17, 2012

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    Once Bitten

    I love to be bitten but I also love to bite back. I have never drawn blood but I do sometimes leave bruises when I lose control in the heat of passion. So be warned you may bite me but I will always bite you back.
    quietlysubmissive quietlysubmissive 36-40, F 1 Response Jun 13, 2011

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    Yeah World, I Said It

    **** you. Bite me. I don't evencare about you prejudiced people, you racists, you judgemental bastards. Kiss my ***. I'm done with you. I don't care what you think about me anymore. Judge me. See if I give a rat's furry ***. Yeah, that's politicaly incorrect. I don't care. I'm...
    Veronica4 Veronica4 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 31, 2011

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    Yes...

    Bite me if you don't like my comments or my stories.  I know that I never have posted  rude comments IF I have do that because I'm pissed off.
    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F 2 Responses Sep 12, 2011

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    To the point that it's too painful to bite any more. It doesn't make me content or anything, just a task to occupy myself. I would like to stop. Partly because I've been dating a...
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