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I Say Effing Bite Me

Want to tell someone to bite you? Let out your frustrations here. 124 People

    Effing Bite Me

    My story is not about any frustration.My hub can softly bite me anytime to that special spot.  ;)  I know what you're thinking, you dirty mind!  ;P
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F Sep 12, 2011

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    In The Literal Sense Too :p

    Yumm. I like biting. Not that I have bit anyone O.o xD But I dunno if I wanna be bitten. I guess I can try xD So yeah, bitcheees, bite meh! *pats herself on theeeee back*
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick 22-25, F 9 Responses Jun 12, 2011

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    Yeah World, I Said It

    **** you. Bite me. I don't evencare about you prejudiced people, you racists, you judgemental bastards. Kiss my ***. I'm done with you. I don't care what you think about me anymore. Judge me. See if I give a rat's furry ***. Yeah, that's politicaly incorrect. I don't care. I'm...
    Veronica4 Veronica4 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 31, 2011

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    Haahaaa

    I just love the name of this group....fits so perfectly lately...just EFFIN' BITE ME!!!!   lmao 
    SweetlyLingering SweetlyLingering 70+, F Mar 26, 2012

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    Reno

    Well, he woke up that morning and he called in to work, put on his daddy's old suit with a second-hand shirt, all untucked, shoes untied; and the people all snickered to see him walk by.  So he stopped in a bar and bought himself two shots and then two more; he bummed a...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jun 17, 2012

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    Your Choice

    YOU chose to message me. YOU chose to write a public story about this. YOU then kicked up a fuss when we disagreed with your opinion. YOU chose to call us bullies. YOU chose to block us so we couldn't even argue back. And now you're choosing to delete your story. You did message...
    DancingFox DancingFox 31-35, F 2 Responses Nov 1, 2012

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    Bite Goes Bad

    Proverbs 30:17 American King James Version The eye that mocks at his father, and despises to obey his mother, the ravens of the valley shall pick it out, and the young eagles shall eat it. Mendoza, 34, was taken into custody after an interesting incident that occurred in his...
    Vivagalore Vivagalore 31-35, F 4 Responses Jun 25, 2012

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    Hard, You Bastard

    SERIOUSLY I COULDNT CARE LESS WHAT YOU THINK. you can have your effing opinions, and share them with me as you like but dont impose them on me you egotistical *****. i'm so done caring about your every move, you seem to have enough people for that already. so yeah. bite. me.
    Girlonwire Girlonwire 18-21, F Jun 6, 2011

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    Pointing Out The Flaws In Your Reasoning Isn't Bullying

    I flagged a user who talked about handing over her 12-year-old daughter to a sexual predator. Another user messaged me and posted a story, urging me to check the first user's profile and that maybe it was legal in her country. When my friends and I expressed that sex with a child...
    DancingFox DancingFox 31-35, F 2 Responses Nov 1, 2012

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    Yes...

    Bite me if you don't like my comments or my stories.  I know that I never have posted  rude comments IF I have do that because I'm pissed off.
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 12, 2011

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    Once Bitten

    I love to be bitten but I also love to bite back. I have never drawn blood but I do sometimes leave bruises when I lose control in the heat of passion. So be warned you may bite me but I will always bite you back.
    quietlysubmissive quietlysubmissive 36-40, F 1 Response Jun 13, 2011

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    DancingFox DancingFox 31-35, F Nov 1, 2012

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    Bite Me You Mean Little Troll

    Did you ever occur to you why people blog-type post in that "private" FB group? Maybe they don't have anyone else they can tell this to? Maybe they can't post it on their actual blog or FB status because they don't want someone to see it. Maybe they don't want to start an...
    DietIcedTea DietIcedTea 36-40, F Aug 5, 2011

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    The struggle comes in from a myriad of thorny layers. I spent the first few years mute, and the consequences of this disability are too deep to simply remove. Language? I am...
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    "Biting is excellent, it's like kissing only there is a winner."- Doctor WhoLove bites are amazing and quite dangerous, because if you bite me I can not be responsible for what...
    NewBeginnings77 NewBeginnings77 31-35, F 5 Responses Feb 10

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    I find it annoying when people say tell me something about yourself/tell me anything. It’s so annoying and too generalise! You need to be more specific otherwise you will be...
    MilweePetite MilweePetite 18-21, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    I would like to say if I have offended any of you on EP in any way, I apologize with my whole heart. I don't ever want to offend or hurt anyone. It is just not who I am. I am...
    OneClassyLady OneClassyLady 70+, F 40 mins ago

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    Was biting my lower lip while taking a customers order and he told me I shouldn't bite my lip that it can affect guys and give them ideas 😳 lol it was awkward
    brenda4696 brenda4696 18-21, F Feb 17

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    "I'm okay." One of the most frequent lies I say.
    queenmallow queenmallow 13-15, F 3 Responses 15 hrs ago

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    "I'm good", have to say so because that's one of my job, so..
    Kayu96 Kayu96 31-35, F 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    It's like an automatic answer. Even if I'm not okay it's the first thing I say, it answers peoples question and stops them from asking more.
    Thinking0utLoud Thinking0utLoud 18-21, F 2 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    1-please don't be a 'leavdonteller' if we start talking and become friends just don't leave or disappear for days without telling me-2-i rather to slap by the truth instead of...
    Amirmohammad Amirmohammad 16-17, M 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    When we’d fight and it was my fault, I’d try and soothe the wounds by saying, “I love you.” It’s a cheap trick, isn’t it? To use “I love you” to put a band-aid on...
    MzPhoenix MzPhoenix 31-35, F 4 Responses Feb 7

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    NASA astronaut story! I read an article about a guy who had to lie in bed for 70 days which was for Science research! It really made me think! He talked about how relaxing it...
    MilweePetite MilweePetite 18-21, F Feb 8

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    Truth be told, I am not 100% sure. It is hard to get a clear clairsentient "definition" and I've read it described many ways. At the very least I am a natural empath for sure. I...
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    Didn’t take the test, that I was suppose to. Didn’t turn up when I know that I was meant to. I went outside when I should of stayed in. I couldn't stop eating, you said...
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    definitely don't judge the way I believe or the way my parents raised me unless you understand the beliefs yourselves. I get some ppl that accept how I believe on here and others...
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    The bad thing is, most of the people who say these words have no idea what they mean. People throw these words around like its candy. My boyfriend and I are very much so in love...
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    When I first found this site and joined I got this list of things to check or not check that were me. One of those was this one, that I actually mean what I say. Now that I am...
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    Today is February 3rd...also known as the greatest day in the world, to me. Today was the day you first graced the earth with your presence. Not one second of one day goes by I don...
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    People say I'm cute. Others say I'm beautiful. I look in the mirror and see just a normal girl, I think I'm not pretty, beautiful or what guys would say hot. I also never feel...
    ThisIsLife13 ThisIsLife13 13-15, F 2 Responses Feb 5

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    In another story I explained how there is different types of love, and I definitely wouldn't say it if I didn't mean it. I may say I love you to a friend, but that doesn't mean I'm...
    wedgieshurtalot wedgieshurtalot 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 6

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    This message is for my ex and it's the reason why I broke up with her, I don't want to tell her since it would make her more unhappy, I'm saying it here since I gotta say is...
    RelaxingMelody RelaxingMelody 16-17, M Feb 8

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    I can't say it. I don't think its right of me to confess my love to someone and it not be true. Its crule say you love someone when you don't. Love is a BIG word! And the word...
    badgirlbee badgirlbee 22-25, F 8 Responses Feb 9

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    I can say I love someone... But only towards a friend or family member. I feel like if I am in a relationship, love is skewed into some sort of twisted game, and if you say 'I love...
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    RememberCarpeDiem RememberCarpeDiem 16-17, F 2 Responses Feb 12

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    Whenever anyone says **** you. Just say "MAN THAT IS JUST POETIC". Then talk about how much more versitibe the word ******* is compared to any other word. They can't dislike you...
    pixelcravings pixelcravings 26-30 Feb 13

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    I do. I can be cynical about most holidays, but V-day isn't one of them. Let's all be thankful we don't have to get together with the whole fam damnily. They don't draw out...
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    I can't understand that for some reason I keep saying the phrase " Roses Are Red. Violets Are Blue, I want to hold you and make love to you" I wake up and wonder , are you still up...
    JohnCrighton JohnCrighton 51-55, M 1 Response Feb 15

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    You can judge my actions, judging me is totally different. e.g. if you say, "You shouldn't talk inappropriately to that lady" That's totally cool. e.g. if you say, "You're a...
    BrownCookies BrownCookies 22-25, M Feb 19

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    I say sorry to make sure people don't get offended. I say sorry to let people know that I acknowledge that the fault is mine. I say sorry to clear any thick air. I say sorry to...
    PorkythePig PorkythePig 18-21, M Feb 19

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