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I Say Effing Bite Me

Want to tell someone to bite you? Let out your frustrations here. 121 People

    Pointing Out The Flaws In Your Reasoning Isn't Bullying

    I flagged a user who talked about handing over her 12-year-old daughter to a sexual predator. Another user messaged me and posted a story, urging me to check the first user's profile and that maybe it was legal in her country. When my friends and I expressed that sex with a child...
    DancingFox DancingFox 31-35, F 2 Responses Nov 1, 2012

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    Bite Me You Mean Little Troll

    Did you ever occur to you why people blog-type post in that "private" FB group? Maybe they don't have anyone else they can tell this to? Maybe they can't post it on their actual blog or FB status because they don't want someone to see it. Maybe they don't want to start an...
    DietIcedTea DietIcedTea 36-40, F Aug 5, 2011

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    Reno

    Well, he woke up that morning and he called in to work, put on his daddy's old suit with a second-hand shirt, all untucked, shoes untied; and the people all snickered to see him walk by.  So he stopped in a bar and bought himself two shots and then two more; he bummed a...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jun 17, 2012

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    Effing Bite Me

    My story is not about any frustration.My hub can softly bite me anytime to that special spot.  ;)  I know what you're thinking, you dirty mind!  ;P
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F Sep 12, 2011

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    Haahaaa

    I just love the name of this group....fits so perfectly lately...just EFFIN' BITE ME!!!!   lmao 
    SweetlyLingering SweetlyLingering 66-70, F Mar 26, 2012

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    Once Bitten

    I love to be bitten but I also love to bite back. I have never drawn blood but I do sometimes leave bruises when I lose control in the heat of passion. So be warned you may bite me but I will always bite you back.
    quietlysubmissive quietlysubmissive 36-40, F 1 Response Jun 13, 2011

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    Hard, You Bastard

    SERIOUSLY I COULDNT CARE LESS WHAT YOU THINK. you can have your effing opinions, and share them with me as you like but dont impose them on me you egotistical *****. i'm so done caring about your every move, you seem to have enough people for that already. so yeah. bite. me.
    Girlonwire Girlonwire 18-21, F Jun 6, 2011

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    Yeah World, I Said It

    **** you. Bite me. I don't evencare about you prejudiced people, you racists, you judgemental bastards. Kiss my ***. I'm done with you. I don't care what you think about me anymore. Judge me. See if I give a rat's furry ***. Yeah, that's politicaly incorrect. I don't care. I'm...
    Veronica4 Veronica4 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 31, 2011

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    DancingFox DancingFox 31-35, F Nov 1, 2012

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    In The Literal Sense Too :p

    Yumm. I like biting. Not that I have bit anyone O.o xD But I dunno if I wanna be bitten. I guess I can try xD So yeah, bitcheees, bite meh! *pats herself on theeeee back*
    TheRoseThatGrewFromConcrete TheRoseThatGrewFromConcrete 70+, F 9 Responses Jun 12, 2011

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    Yes...

    Bite me if you don't like my comments or my stories.  I know that I never have posted  rude comments IF I have do that because I'm pissed off.
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 12, 2011

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    Bite Goes Bad

    Proverbs 30:17 American King James Version The eye that mocks at his father, and despises to obey his mother, the ravens of the valley shall pick it out, and the young eagles shall eat it. Mendoza, 34, was taken into custody after an interesting incident that occurred in his...
    Vivagalore Vivagalore 31-35, F 4 Responses Jun 25, 2012

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    Your Choice

    YOU chose to message me. YOU chose to write a public story about this. YOU then kicked up a fuss when we disagreed with your opinion. YOU chose to call us bullies. YOU chose to block us so we couldn't even argue back. And now you're choosing to delete your story. You did message...
    DancingFox DancingFox 31-35, F 2 Responses Nov 1, 2012

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    Death FAQsQ: Why is there an apple with one bite out of it in Deaths office? Can he actually eat stuff or is it a habit from times past?Mod Ana: See a previous question I answered...
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    Everyone has a story so here's mine i guess well i guess it all started in junior high i would get bullied a lot too criticized over my appearance it shouldn't bother me when it...
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    I was feeling good about my newly found willpower until I realised that technically I'm still communicating with you....through these posts. Although I don't think you're reading...
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    My friends son loved to pee of the porch. So one day she told him "Elijah if you keep peeing off the porch a hootie owl is gonna come and bite your ****** off" And Elijah goes...
    DeluxedEdition DeluxedEdition 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 17

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    me and my girlfriend Jenna have 3 girls Katie who is 8 Jordan who is 7 and Alyssa she's a month old me and Jenna had to go to Atlanta to see her mom so my mom stayed with the girls...
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    The bad thing is, most of the people who say these words have no idea what they mean. People throw these words around like its candy. My boyfriend and I are very much so in love...
    Scoodaloop Scoodaloop 18-21, F 11 Responses Mar 1

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    Do you ever think of me, when you lie? Lie down in your bed, your bed of lies And I knew better, than to look in your eyes They only pretend, you will be mine And you know how...
    kinkysexybabe kinkysexybabe 36-40, F 3 Responses Mar 10

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    But I'm going to say it anyway!! I am sick of living under the same roof with this man. I am sick of hearing his wheezing and his farts through my bedroom wall. I am sick of...
    lovelywarpedlemon lovelywarpedlemon 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 10

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    I have above teacher I pray for her and she didn't my apologizing and I say "I'm sorry." The first time, then the second time "I'm sorry." Then the first time she said "No you're...
    JankiPaswanLettie JankiPaswanLettie 18-21, F Mar 19

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    Ba, I'm sorry. Sorry for everything. Ever since you got full custody of me at the age of 12, I've been giving you such a hard time. I was close to you before all that. I was "daddy...
    SleepyRose22 SleepyRose22 22-25, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    When I'm talking with someone and I don't have nothing to say and/or there has been a long silence I feel nervous and pressured to say something, so I say something without...
    HeterosexualTransexual HeterosexualTransexual 18-21, T 2 Responses Feb 28

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    I find it annoying when people say tell me something about yourself/tell me anything. It’s so annoying and too generalise! You need to be more specific otherwise you will be...
    MilweePetite MilweePetite 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 2

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    I would like to say if I have offended any of you on EP in any way, I apologize with my whole heart. I don't ever want to offend or hurt anyone. It is just not who I am. I am...
    OneClassyLady OneClassyLady 70+, F 6 Responses Mar 2

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    Most people are too stubborn, too arrogant, to say "I'm sorry". They seem to be too full of misplaced pride to admit any fault. Unwilling to see their own ignorance, they blindly...
    Sebastianblack Sebastianblack 26-30, M Mar 5

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    you always say i shouldn't discriminate against guy that are have disabilities or aren't as attractive as others. you always say it doesn't matter who you love if it's god ordained...
    eternitygoeson eternitygoeson 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 7

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    Dear David, I know i wasn't really a good girlfriend for you. I easily gets upset in just small things you do that i don't like. I always complain for your time and i don't...
    KarenDew KarenDew 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 8

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    You left me without saying goodbye. I wished you would have said it. But then again you were blocked by me. But still even though I did that, I wish we had a chance to say goodbye...
    AmberDD AmberDD 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 9

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    I used to always say I was okay, when people asked me how I was, because it seemed like the thing to say. Because I didn't want to explain that I really wasn't. Because I was that...
    FearlessLeo FearlessLeo 18-21, F 9 Responses Mar 10

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    I was there for this guy..... Sitting there and hearing every lie. I ended up buying this guy a 200.00 ring because I loved him way to much. He was my best friend... I lost my...
    deleted deleted 26-30 20 Responses Mar 12

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    You know when you ask a person if they're okay when they're really not and you can obviously tell, could you check yourself first? I'm not saying you're bad or anything but when...
    swimswithcrocs swimswithcrocs 18-21, F Mar 13

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    Aight. So. Things can always get out of hand when drugs and alcohol and some bullshitty friendship/relationship are involved in a rather normal situation right. Say yes. I...
    flipflops19 flipflops19 16-17, F Mar 16

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    I watched "first dates" yesterday and a girl on it, her story, reminded me of him. We hitchhiked to Morocco together. I remember him saying that we'll never forget each other, we...
    so24601 so24601 22-25, F Mar 20

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    My daughter is 19 months old. She just learned to say mommy!!! Hearing her say it, is the best feeling ever. But she doesn't say daddy. She calls my husband by his name. But obv...
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    actually, i answer all messages. if it just says hi or hello, then thats all I say back. if someone takes the time to say hi to me, its only right to return the greeting. its...
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    Growing up, I never saw my parents hug and kiss and say I love you. They were not expressive about showing me or each other love. So I grew up feeling uncomfortable being touched...
    cherrycokes cherrycokes 26-30, F 1 Response a week ago

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    not long ago my 'friend' had betrayed me i took her in as a sister protected her physically and emotionally when she really needed it i gave her a shoulder to cry on an ear to...
    shysnowwhite shysnowwhite 13-15, F 5 days ago

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    If i say i love you, i mean it If i say im in love with you, i mean it. Im never taken seriously and everything i say goes in one ear and out the other
    shazzarr shazzarr 18-21, F 2 Responses 3 days ago