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I Say Here Kitty Kitty

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    Schrodinger's Cat

      Schrödinger's Cat: A cat, along with a flask containing a poison, is placed in a sealed box shielded against environmentally induced quantum decoherence. The flask is shattered, releasing the poison if a Geiger counter detects radiation. Quantum mechanics suggests...
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    9 Responses Jul 1, 2008

    A Story For My British Friend

    Dear Cecil: Cecil, you're my final hope Of finding out the true Straight Dope For I have been reading of Schroedinger's cat But none of my cats are at all like that. This unusual animal (so it is said) Is simultaneously live and dead! What I don't understand is just why...
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    Jul 1, 2008

    I Have An Uncontrollable Desired to Pet All Cats

    so I call them to me... "Here kitty, kitty, kitty..." and hope they will be friendly enough to let me love on them for awhile.  
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    May 23, 2009
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