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    The Shark And The Prawn

    Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian...
    jesterjarhead jesterjarhead
    41-45, M
    2 Responses Jul 14, 2010

    Paddy's House..

    I went to visit my mate Paddy at the weekend.... I walked into his house...." Paddy " I said, " Your celings are very high mate" Paddy say's, " Thats because the wife wanted two room's knocked into one "..... :)
    jesterjarhead jesterjarhead
    41-45, M
    Jul 11, 2010

    Joke

    I had to go to the hospital to have a mole removed from my penis......   That's the last time I'm shagging one of them.....   :)
    jesterjarhead jesterjarhead
    41-45, M
    Mar 29, 2010

    The Athiest And The Shark

    There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of the sudden he sees this shark in the water, so he starts swimming towards his boat. As he looks back he sees the shark turn and head towards him. His boat is a ways off and he starts swimming like crazy. He's scared to death...
    jesterjarhead jesterjarhead
    41-45, M
    2 Responses Jul 14, 2010

    A Beautiful Message About Growing Old

            BUGGER   I've forgotten what it was....
    jesterjarhead jesterjarhead
    41-45, M
    Mar 29, 2010

    The Trouble With Drink....

    Two mates drinking. One says  "If I went to your house while you were work, I got a blowie off your wife, I sucked her ***'s, I ****** her in the arse and ***** she fell pregnant.....Would that make us related"?? The other replies,  " No it would just make us even"
    jesterjarhead jesterjarhead
    41-45, M
    May 20, 2010
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