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I Say "Monkey Balls"

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    It Just Comes Out - I don't know what started it but for about 5 years now lol I just randomly say you suck monkey balls or something along those lines ;p It's still one of those...
    HanaNoMizu HanaNoMizu 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 25, 2008

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    I Say "Monkey" Lots of Things! - some examples being: "monkey balls" as the group title suggests, usually in the sense of "that sucks monkey balls" "good...
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter 26-30, F 4 Responses Jan 25, 2008

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    A monkey came to my house and stole bananas, then went out to some one else's terrace and then joined another monkey there to have sex with. It was one of the most disturbing and...
    MeghnaC MeghnaC 16-17, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Favourite band at the moment💜 I cannot wait to go to their concert in June with one of my best friends :) Any Arctic Monkeys fans on here?¿
    wynonav wynonav 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 26

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    I have a thing for sock monkeys!!
    JLS7914 JLS7914 31-35, F 1 Response Mar 27

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    I wish I had low hangers myself, but my balls are very average in size and how they hang. I am bi and have had the pleasure of being with some guys with large low hanging balls...
    artonthebrain artonthebrain 41-45, M 1 Response Apr 9

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    If more women shared your belief, the world would be an amazing place. A world where all men were kept in check and held back from doing stupid things by being brought down by a...
    crazynam321 crazynam321 36-40, M 5 days ago

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    I do not scratch my balls in public because I think it totally lacks class. Mine are more prone to itching at the end of the day when I get undressed and then I take care if the...
    artonthebrain artonthebrain 41-45, M 5 days ago

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    we live together we've been together for a few years i think we are happy he says it is permanent, that our relationship is for the rest of our lives - so why not? i feel insecure...
    suesue1978 suesue1978 31-35, F 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    I had another judgemental moron in my inbox today. I won't talk about them personally, that would give them too much credit. However, there is a general principle behind it, and my...
    WickedScullyOfTheWest WickedScullyOfTheWest 31-35, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I say I'm fine but I'm really not. I've been in this vicious circle with the guy I was dating. I say was because I finally put my foot down and said no more. It's really hard...
    Jaeid77 Jaeid77 26-30, F 5 hrs ago

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    It's just become a bad habit since last year.. The only person I don't say it to is my best friend. Sometimes I don't even feel like she understands.
    Bdkanissiddjdndj Bdkanissiddjdndj 13-15, F 17 hrs ago

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    I create a lot of stories, stemming from the love I have for abused girls and women. My heart breaks for them because not only was I one of those girls, I also have a daughter...
    OnewithJC OnewithJC 36-40, F 10 hrs ago

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    All week long I've been saying it. "I'm fine thanks, how are you?" It rolls off the lips so smoothly and is so much easier than going into it. Well, I am fine today, thanks, but...
    SaraBee1995 SaraBee1995 18-21, F 3 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    Well this makes sense right? And I always try to be one of those people who gives it straight. I tell you what I am really thinking and if I tell you something, believe me I mean...
    KenzieluvsRupert KenzieluvsRupert 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 27

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    Ever since this girl first walked into our school for the first time, I couldn't take my eyes off her, and I know I probably wasn't the only one gazing at her beauty. Through my...
    elugo123456789 elugo123456789 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 6

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    Ever since this girl first walked into our school for the first time, I couldn't take my eyes off her, and I know I probably wasn't the only one gazing at her beauty. Through my...
    elugo123456789 elugo123456789 18-21, M Apr 8

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    I always keep whatever I have to say bottled up inside, because I know if I said what I have to say, I'd definitely end up crying.
    Mei95 Mei95 18-21, F Mar 17

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    I hate when people say it to me all off a sudden even though I hardly know them. Because all I can do at that moment is stare at that person for an awkward amount of time then...
    nicoulle nicoulle 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 22

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    POMPA GIRA DE LAS 7 SAYAS MI REINA , conozco tu fuerza y tu poder, te pido encarecidamente a mi hombre OCC, haciendole pensar en mi MYCS las 24 horas del dia, que no tenga ojos...
    mycse mycse 31-35, F 1 Response Mar 22

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    I just lost a friend for being stupid and for listening to someone saying it would be a fun joke... Sometimes I need to have a mind of my own and just say no. And because I didn't...
    mangadrawer12321 mangadrawer12321 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 22

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    I randomly say "RAWR" and "rada" in conversations when I don't know what to say. So we could be having a normal conversation and suddenly I'll just be like "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAA!!" I...
    JayyPsythe JayyPsythe 13-15, M Mar 23

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    I have a friend who lives in South Carolina who calls me often anytime she has trouble with her husband or her three kids. Now, I've known this girl for years, but when she calls...
    Whoami30 Whoami30 26-30, M 2 Responses Mar 25

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    People think when i say im fine, they literally think im okay and that there's no problem.. Its actually the other way around.. Im a type of person whi doesnt want anyone else...
    Amature14 Amature14 13-15, F 2 Responses Mar 27

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    We think we know right from wrong but we don't. We have our laws and our regulations and our expectations, social or otherwise and they change all the time. Laws are added and...
    T4RD15 T4RD15 26-30 2 Responses Mar 27

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    since few days i want to say this to you........ you are in my destiny and whatever comes this one thing is not going to change because i am not sacred this time.............i can...
    destinygirl22 destinygirl22 26-30, F 2 Responses Mar 29

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    Every time I do say no, I always regret it..but I never flat out say "NO Dammitttt, get away from me!." I've never been able to say a flat out NO. I find a way to get around saying...
    karmadarling77 karmadarling77 13-15, F Mar 30

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    This has been happening a lot lately. I get asked if I'm Ok, I say yeah and it's left at that but I haut wish someone can see through my lies and listen to what I have to say and...
    AshtonMorgan AshtonMorgan 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 30

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    I feel like as long as I say I'm fine it will be. But honestly every time I say it I die inside. It's like holding everything in and being the strong one is what is tearing me down...
    nicolemarie3 nicolemarie3 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 31

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    There was a gunman on my college campus tonight. We were on lockdown for over three hours. People keep asking if I'm okay, I just nod and say "Yeah, no one got hurt. Thank God no...
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    Have you ever felt too much that you kept building it.inside of.you to hide your weakness? Have you ever felt when you got hurt and every damn people that knew what happened...
    PartyPoison04 PartyPoison04 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 1

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    The Rose -- Bette Midler ...  Some say love, it is a riverThat drowns the tender reed.Some say love, it is a razorThat leaves your soul to bleed.Some say love, it is a hunger...
    SleeplessKnight SleeplessKnight 41-45, M 7 Responses Apr 3

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    I wish I had that one lucky person to say I love you too. I can say thanks to other people but I love you is special. I have one person I want to say it to, but I don't know how to...
    annie760 annie760 16-17, F Apr 5

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    I have a love/hate relationship with the phrase "I'm fine." I say it when I mean it; I say it when I mean the opposite. Because, let's face it - when someone asks how I'm doing...
    FakeIsTheNewReal FakeIsTheNewReal 31-35, F 4 Responses Apr 5

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    It's just really weird...I mean I don't think I look good, people tell me I'm cute. I think my white hair is a birth mistake, people say I'm lucky. I think I'm annoying, people say...
    Awakened92 Awakened92 13-15, F 2 Responses Apr 5

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    My ex always wanted to hear it from me. But i always said let me say it when i feel it and want to say it. Even though id said it on many occasions. She was the type to say it...
    essjay26 essjay26 26-30, F 1 Response Apr 7

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    I just skimmed a news article about how to spot a liar in others. I knew it would be bogus which is why I didn't click to read it when I first saw it on my homepage the other day...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F Apr 9

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    Saying "African American" is more racist than saying "black". Here's why... It makes two huge racial assumptions. First, it assumes that every black US citizen is African. So...
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    MANNERS It doesn't cost anything or hurt to say please and thank you… so why doesn't everyone have manners and say please/ thank you? I always say please and thank you as I...
    MilweePisces MilweePisces 18-21, F a week ago

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    I say "I'm sorry" a lot when it comes to my relationships. I'm a little socially awkward and ever since I was in the 4th grade I just apologize for anything, when I like fart or...
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    Oracion a Pomba Gira Maria Padilha tengo mucha fe en ti pomba siete exus q desde este momento lo traeras de vuetla grsias gran señora... hechizos de Amor Poderosa señora de las...
    canchee canchee 18-21, M 6 days ago

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    I hate this about me. I get depressed or angry, then my mouth moves faster than my brain. I say things without thinking. I hurt people who only try to help. I wish I was more...
    everyonehasbeauty everyonehasbeauty 16-17, F 5 days ago

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    I have many things to say, but I don't say them. Things that would make some happy, some mad, mark me as a communist, mark me as a terrorist, things that would make me seem...
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    I'll be somewhere and I won't be able to stand up, or I am about to fall over and this is when people decide it's a good time to pass by and ask how I am doing. I've gotten into...
    IcyDragon IcyDragon 16-17, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Every single time someone says, "Hi, how are you?" I always try to smile and lie and say, "great!" or "I'm fine." "I'm great" usually translates to "I'm barely okay" and "I'm fine...
    darkanddesolate darkanddesolate 16-17, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    I hate that feeling when I wanna say something that I don't think I should say at the moment but it's so hard to keep it in when it's raging to come out and I really wanna say it...
    Cozy01 Cozy01 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    When I say I'm fine I never mean it. I just say it because it makes others happy to hear and it makes me seem less sad even tho I know it hurts me more pretending I don't feel pain...
    silentlyhurtingeveryday silentlyhurtingeveryday 13-15, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    All the time people ask me if I'm ok and I always say I'm fine. But I'm not I miss the happy times when I was little when my family was actually a family. I would never go back to...
    silence13 silence13 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 17

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    My boyfriend says I love you every ten seconds and then he's like do you love me too? Of course I do especially since I put up with all the bs and worked through it with you but...
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