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I Say "Monkey Balls"

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    I Say "Monkey" Lots of Things!

    some examples being: "monkey balls" as the group title suggests, usually in the sense of "that sucks monkey balls" "good monkeys above!", "holy monkeys", and other sorts of bizarre quasi-religious references i think i started saying...
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter 26-30, F 4 Responses Jan 25, 2008

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    I don't know what started it but for about 5 years now lol I just randomly say you suck monkey balls or something along those lines ;p It's still one of those things you can only say around people who have that kind of sense of humor or else their just like oh my god did she just...
    HanaNoMizu HanaNoMizu 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 25, 2008

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    To ramble is to talk for the monkey as a student has to dance to put their self through collage of coarse he want find any answers in the bottom of his cup he can honestly say...
    MonkeyJ629 MonkeyJ629 18-21, M Jul 19

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    To drink for monkey is to help him look for the answer to the universe he drink cause he can he drinks cause he has to just enjoy his company, his words, and his experience
    MonkeyJ629 MonkeyJ629 18-21, M 2 Responses Jul 18

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    Could anyone tell me if the ben wa balls (small sized), don t go out of my vagina while standing- even running or doing exercises like squats and splits- does it mean that my...
    ButterflyintheAir ButterflyintheAir 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 17

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    I'll use a pump on my balls to enlarge them. Than I'll walk around my house nude with my balls hanging and swinging. The extra added weight from pumping them up feels great as they...
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    So my girlfriend and I ran into some guys at a sushi place, and getting hit on moved quickly to placing bets. Naturally, I bet my winnings on her and I getting to kick this short...
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    Yesterday was the 4th, so we all went to my aunt and uncle's place for the 4th, well I just love hearing my uncle's stories, he tells them sooo well, omg it is like your all most...
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    I have been dating my current boyfriend for 5 years and this year he seems like a completely different person. He wants more alone time and says he feels like our relationship has...
    thelonelyloner23 thelonelyloner23 22-25, F 5 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    The words "I love you" is a meaningful word that should be said when it's true. I hate when people say it and mean it so carelessly. It shouldn't be taken lightly in my opinion...
    PeaceBatman PeaceBatman 22-25, F 3 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    it's a really strong word. i only say i love you when i really feel and mean it. it really is a powerful word, mean it, don't say it when you don't feel it.
    dasosleefi dasosleefi 16-17, F 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    I feel too sappy if I say 'I LOVE YOU' if someone gave me food. I am pretty sentimental but I feel embarrassed if I showed it. I'll only say I love someone when I feel like it...
    TheFemaleSimpleton TheFemaleSimpleton 13-15, F 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    I'm fine are the two most common words that come out of my mouth. I'm not even sure at this point if I know how to express myself at all. When someone asks how I am or how I am...
    mmccarth mmccarth 18-21, F 36 mins ago

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    Well, not really saying goodbye, but just having some time for myself. I will be online nearly every day, but aether very early or very late so i won't be able to talk with most of...
    MayaMoonShadow MayaMoonShadow 16-17, F 17 hrs ago

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    they say this is is the city the city of angels all I see is dead wings
    mierdamundo mierdamundo 31-35 1 Response 15 hrs ago

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    how can you say you torture me? you're already thinking about someone else. when he comes home, you'll be in his arms and I'll be gone but I know my day will come I know...
    mierdamundo mierdamundo 31-35 15 hrs ago

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    1: i'm shy when i first meet people and it takes sometime for me to feel comfortable with them 2: basically everyone who knows me says that i'm smart but i think i'm stupid, and...
    AorH AorH 18-21, M 2 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    Little Emma returned from the birthday party and her mother asked: “Did you say ‘thank you’?” “Well, no,” replied the little girl. “Y’see, the girl ahead of me...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 7 hrs ago

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    1. I'm very outgoing even when you first meet me. 2. I make a lot of jokes. 3. I love talking. 4. I talk really fast and I can't help it 5. I'm smart but say and so stupid...
    chume chume 13-15, F 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    People always ask me are u ok I say Iam or fine when I'm absaloutly not they only one who tries is my cousin like sister
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    Hate It When Old People Say Kids Bring Pedos On Themselves
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    Will Never Lie About Anything I Say On This Site
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    Always Say Please And Thank You
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    When people ask me am I ok? I always say yes. I feel like when most people ask you this question they don't really want to know the real answer. I don't want to make my burdens...
    jennied08 jennied08 22-25, F 5 hrs ago

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    http://www.experienceproject.com/stories/Would-Like-To-Say-Something-based-On-Experience/4614028
    converted converted 46-50, M 4 hrs ago

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    I hate when people say "I know how you feel." I just want to straight out say; no, you don't. I mean, I get that you recognize yourself in something the other person says that they...
    camelunicorn camelunicorn 13-15, F 3 Responses Jun 30

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    I would never say "I love you" carelessly to someone. Some people don't realize how important those three words can mean to someone. They meant the world to me. My dad left me and...
    HaruhiOnAQuest HaruhiOnAQuest 16-17, F 4 Responses Jul 7

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    If my dad wouldn't get pissed or argue with me this is what I would say to him. Dude lay off on me and my brother were not as lazy as you have convinced yourself that we are. You...
    Zalbaar Zalbaar 13-15, M Jul 9

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    Dad, I remember how you treated me when I was young. I remember the day you sat me down and cried to me saying how your doing to me what your father did to you. I was so young but...
    blahlahblah599 blahlahblah599 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 9

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    I cant say "i love you" to my parents or anyone. i mean sometimes i say it with my friendss but it doesnt really mean as much than to my parents. Last relationship i was in with a...
    Flaka408 Flaka408 13-15, F 6 Responses Jul 10

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    I often wonder what people say about me .. I try my best to ignore it all.. & when sum1 infos me about it I play the part as if i could give a crapp what any1 says my nephews dumb...
    missyluvsmissy4me missyluvsmissy4me 41-45, F Jul 13

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    We'll sometimes I say a lot of things I don't say one day I was having a real bad day, and someone who used to be my friend had text me, then I was talking to him and I told him...
    Chasemanning Chasemanning 13-15, M 1 Response Jul 14

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    Yes I do. And sometimes I don't need to say it, but I hate ppl get hurt by me. I had no problem in saying sorry that much, until recently I have started thinking before saying it...
    Innocence28 Innocence28 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 19

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    Well, how do you say it anyways? It's almost appropriate for some people who feel that way. The feeling is impossible to describe, everyone feels different. Some people ask me some...
    Roy186 Roy186 18-21, M 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    I've never been bothered by it until just a few years ago. You'd be amazed how much of the people out there who would stop talking if I for example, didn't give them a greeting...
    Voidspirit Voidspirit 18-21, M Jun 30

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    Recently my husband and i was talking and i said "ain't" so he mimicked me in a joking way and suddenly i remembered what my mum always use to say to me growing up.. She use to...
    Gentleandlovingsoul Gentleandlovingsoul 36-40, F Jul 1

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    If you believe in alternate universes and alternate worlds then there is one of me in every single one of those alternate universes alternate worlds And with one of me in every...
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    When I'm talking with someone and I don't have nothing to say and/or there has been a long silence I feel nervous and pressured to say something, so I say something without...
    InsanelySaneGuy InsanelySaneGuy 18-21, M Jul 3

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    I really should consider reading a dictionary or something. There's that thick book filled with thousands of words out there, and that's just in one language. I wonder how many...
    experiencedyetunprepared experiencedyetunprepared 16-17, F Jul 7

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    If ever i will be given a chance to talk to my dad again, I will thank him for everything. And I'll say I love him. My dad passed away last April this year. We always fight about...
    chasliebabe1993 chasliebabe1993 18-21, F Jul 9

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    I do hate it... I don't even like to hang up... But sometimes you have to say good-bye so you can say hi for new and better stuff... Changes are good... Or that's what people say...
    dalexand16 dalexand16 22-25, F Jul 13

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    I don't understand how some people feel that they "love" someone after less than a month of even knowing them... I mean, me personally? I don't even say I love you to my parents...
    Yasmin8 Yasmin8 13-15, F 3 Responses Jul 13

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    This simple phrase is such a good Litmus test to see who really cares about your well-being. I know there are multiple handbooks telling men what women's phrases may mean....maybe...
    Piscesrose Piscesrose 46-50, F 3 Responses Jul 15

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    Basically how I felt about my best friend/now girlfriend involving her jerk ex boyfriend c: ~~~~~ You call me up, It's like a broken record Saying that your heart hurts That...
    Saudabell Saudabell 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 16

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    Never tell someone In depression " if you cut I cut if you hurt yourself I will hurt myself worse " Because that just makes the person feel worse and makes the want to hurt...
    Hiddenamoungus Hiddenamoungus 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 16

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    Have u ever been so upset that u lost complete control? I remember it was rainy outside and I had just cried in my bathroom for two hours U finally recovered, then I made a...
    invisible212 invisible212 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 17

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    I'm the kind of person that loves freely, but to give my love isn't easy. Yeah I love my friends and family, but I never say I love you often. It's not that I don't love them, I...
    KukeretheFox KukeretheFox 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 19

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