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I Say "Monkey Balls"

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    I Say "Monkey" Lots of Things!

    some examples being: "monkey balls" as the group title suggests, usually in the sense of "that sucks monkey balls" "good monkeys above!", "holy monkeys", and other sorts of bizarre quasi-religious references i think i started saying...
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter 26-30, F 4 Responses Jan 25, 2008

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    It Just Comes Out

    I don't know what started it but for about 5 years now lol I just randomly say you suck monkey balls or something along those lines ;p It's still one of those things you can only say around people who have that kind of sense of humor or else their just like oh my god did she just...
    HanaNoMizu HanaNoMizu 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 25, 2008

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    If you are going to make any form of insinuations have the ******* balls or boobs or whatever the hell you need to support your snide remarks. Or simply **** off.
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