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I Say "Monkey Balls"

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    I Say "Monkey" Lots of Things!

    some examples being: "monkey balls" as the group title suggests, usually in the sense of "that sucks monkey balls" "good monkeys above!", "holy monkeys", and other sorts of bizarre quasi-religious references i think i started saying...
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter 26-30, F 4 Responses Jan 25, 2008

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    It Just Comes Out

    I don't know what started it but for about 5 years now lol I just randomly say you suck monkey balls or something along those lines ;p It's still one of those things you can only say around people who have that kind of sense of humor or else their just like oh my god did she just...
    HanaNoMizu HanaNoMizu 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 25, 2008

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    Arctic monkeys and the neighborhood is kinda life 😱😂😆
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    So my kid is going on and on chatting away about something. I had tuned him out, so then I decided to tune back in and he says, "he can even juggle my balls.." I'm like whoa wait...
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    I'd love to be kicked in my balls by women. It'd be sexy for young women to get off as they take turns kicking me in my balls. Especially a jealous lesbian lol.
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    Im a woman and I proudly admit I enjoy playing with balls :)
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    To cut a long story short, a girl I cannot get involved with for has been teasing me all day! My balls just can't take it!!
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    I'm a gay 17 year old male, I love being kicked in the balls.
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    I love my balls rubbed by a women
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    Since I was a kid, everyone said I have a big D..ck and balls.
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    I love torturing mens balls. I would love to swap stories/fantasies.
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    I'm itching all over cause it's Saturday this sucks balls love to you Devon and all ma frayands haha yeah nighty night have to go love u all stay for me ok? Bye now and remember...
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    My friend just asked me "How many balls can u fit in your mouth?" I said "How the f*** am I suppose to know. I never done that before!" So I asked him " How many d*** can u fit in...
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