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I Say "Monkey Balls"

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 35 People

    It Just Comes Out

    I don't know what started it but for about 5 years now lol I just randomly say you suck monkey balls or something along those lines ;p It's still one of those things you can only say around people who have that kind of sense of humor or else their just like oh my god did she just...
    HanaNoMizu HanaNoMizu 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 25, 2008

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    I Say "Monkey" Lots of Things!

    some examples being: "monkey balls" as the group title suggests, usually in the sense of "that sucks monkey balls" "good monkeys above!", "holy monkeys", and other sorts of bizarre quasi-religious references i think i started saying...
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter 26-30, F 4 Responses Jan 25, 2008

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    Not sure if this is the right group for what I wanna say but I just want to people can be similarly different if that makes sense. I recently was a part of a video made by a...
    PiecingMeBackTogether PiecingMeBackTogether 22-25, M 2 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    Every word Unless...... I say jk but I do joke a lot. Then I like to laugh too LOL
    staceel1 staceel1 36-40, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    I'm slowly learning to say no to experiences that will make me unhappy. But I'm also learning why I just went along and said yes for so many years. People will guilt you as much as...
    catlady25612 catlady25612 41-45, F 10 hrs ago

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    "Sunset sailing on April skies, Bloodshot fire clouds in her eyes, I can't say what I might believe, But if God made you he's in love with me" Five4Fighting
    minisuko minisuko 26-30, F 17 hrs ago

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    Well I don't know what to say, because there's truth to what you say. I know it kills you I'm this way. There's something different everyday. Could it be that - I never had the...
    RebWolf RebWolf 26-30, M 1 day ago

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    They say love is a foolish emotion. I say jealousy is the foolish emotion. For how strange it is to love a person for all they are, for all the things that endear them to you and...
    Idolovemostofyourthoughts Idolovemostofyourthoughts 26-30, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Huge, virile, hyper productive smooth balls. I absolutely love them!
    AbsolutePerfection AbsolutePerfection 22-25, F 2 days ago

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    Girls always say I have huge balls...
    Thearbiter33 Thearbiter33 26-30, M 3 days ago

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    2016....the year of the monkey... Happy new year to all the Chinese epeeps....
    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M 5 days ago

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    I really do hate that. I delete most people when they inbox me and they say hi or hey! I don't block people who say that I just delete the message because blocking someone for no...
    Kornisone Kornisone 26-30, F 6 Responses 5 days ago

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    I got a haircut recently and hated it. I told my mom and she asked why. I told her they thinned it too much. She kept asking why despite the fact that I told her already and that I...
    EcoReibun EcoReibun 70+, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I have actually had people get mad at me for saying it so much. I think about this a lot actually and I think that people may think I am a sorry person because I say it so often...
    Lacrimosadies Lacrimosadies 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    I am an animal lover. I love all animals, including the ones that most people think are dangerous, evil or ugly such as sharks and alligators. For some reason, though, I just...
    peepmoo peepmoo 18-21 6 days ago

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    These lyrics are words to live by. The Living Years Mike and the Machanics Every generation Blames the one before And all of their frustrations Come beating on your door I...
    Serenitree1 Serenitree1 70+, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    If I say "Wow you look amazing" DO NOT say other wise like "I didn't think I am". I say what mean and it's okay if you feel like you aren't but I have my on views thank you. ^_^ I...
    MasterHatter12OZ MasterHatter12OZ 18-21, M Feb 4

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    The best part of a conversation always starts with " you know " :) I had a talk with a friend of mine from guwahati. .After such a long time n at this late hour. .yet felt so good...
    sb0730 sb0730 22-25, F Jan 31

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    I love to suck balls, any guys text me for some good chats x
    Shadrinz01 Shadrinz01 13-15, M Jan 31

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    Little rats a blur of fur, don't touch them, man! Why not! They know each other like you and I They think in sequitous ways. Survive, dear brothers, we'll be ok We're rats, we know...
    LuluTheHedgehog LuluTheHedgehog 41-45, F 1 Response Jan 30

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    I won't say I always say it, cause I don't like to lie. but I always try to remember to say please and thank you.
    JTurner2002 JTurner2002 13-15, F Jan 29

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    I have had friends that just say they love me and all I can say is thanks. Then I feel bad because I can't reciprocate their feelings. I'm one of those people who had a hard time...
    Lacrimosadies Lacrimosadies 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 29

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    When I say or tell someone something I will mean it 100% if.I didn't mean it then I wouldn't say it plain and simple. when will people realize that lying gets us nowhere. what have...
    SladeTheLegend SladeTheLegend 18-21, M 2 Responses Jan 29

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    About four or five months ago my heart was broken. But I didn't realize how much it broke when I realized the person I love wouldn't stay and fight for me that night. We have both...
    love0914 love0914 18-21, F Jan 28

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    my birthday is tomorrow 1/29/97 the only person who seems to care is my boyfriend but he's working tomorrow till 10 at night my sister even forgot my birthday was tomorrow and I...
    lies18 lies18 18-21, F 3 Responses Jan 28

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    I see you mingling with those kbg ppl I see you being happy with those frns of urs.. I see u being so involved with ur family n cousins.. I see u being indifferent towards me.. I...
    sb0730 sb0730 22-25, F Jan 28

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    Like this country is a joke. Seriously the government sucks. All you **** for brains voted for the wrong person, not that you had a better choice mind you. Oh and let's talk about...
    davidschild37 davidschild37 22-25, M 1 Response Jan 27

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    Although years have gone by ,i will always remember my art teacher in school.im going to refer to him as John. When i was at secondary school i hadnt been there long when i...
    thetideisturning000 thetideisturning000 36-40, F Jan 27

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    Don't always be nice to me; endless compliments sound empty after a while. Don't constantly agree with what I say; it makes me feel alone because that's not a conversation. Don't...
    sophiebelle27 sophiebelle27 26-30, F 6 Responses Jan 27

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    I refuse to say it unless I'm face to face with the person. After that it then becomes ritualistic and I'll always say it to them specially before I go to sleep. Cause I want those...
    CleansedSoul CleansedSoul 36-40, M 2 Responses Jan 26

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    I really mean what i say but people won't believe... I'll say something like, "this behavior of yours is going to lead me to break our relationship up" but they won't listen...
    Camehashi Camehashi 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 26

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    I am not okay, but if I say that, I know you -I am saying it to real life"friends"- won't do anything even if I tell you.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 26

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    People say I love you all the time... When they say "hurry back," "take an umbrella, it's raining," "miss you," "watch out," "drive safe." There are hundreds of ways of wording it...
    cmyk323 cmyk323 36-40, F 2 Responses Jan 26

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    Who says grocery shopping can’t be fun and amusing? Earlier, I wrote of an encounter I had with a little girl while grocery shopping. Today, I ran into another young girl at...
    Rutterman Rutterman 36-40, M 5 Responses Jan 25

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    Saying that a women shouldn't get an abortion because she was the one having sex is like saying a smoker shouldn't receive cancer treatment because they were the ones smoking, or...
    bflyboo14 bflyboo14 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 25

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    Hmm, there are times I can't say "I love you" to someone as I don't feel that way and there are other times I really want to say "I love you" to someone else but I just can't say...
    Anighttrain Anighttrain 36-40, F 1 Response Jan 25

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    Everytime I say 'I love you' I'm really trying to say more than those three little words... I'm trying to say you mean more to me than anyone in this whole world.... I'm trying...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jan 25

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    I will never get the courage to say all of this to your face, but hopefully some dads are on here, looking for support from their kids. Im sure kids feel this way about their dads...
    lekearns99 lekearns99 16-17, F Jan 24

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    I have learned that people hear what they want to hear. Very few people are listeners. Most people have reality warping fields in their head that they are never cognizant of. I...
    bender898989 bender898989 26-30, M 2 Responses Jan 23

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    you say it best when you say nuthing at all
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 22

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