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I Say "Monkey Balls"

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    I don't know what started it but for about 5 years now lol I just randomly say you suck monkey balls or something along those lines ;p It's still one of those things you can only say around people who have that kind of sense of humor or else their just like oh my god did she just...
    HanaNoMizu HanaNoMizu 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 25, 2008

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    I Say "Monkey" Lots of Things!

    some examples being: "monkey balls" as the group title suggests, usually in the sense of "that sucks monkey balls" "good monkeys above!", "holy monkeys", and other sorts of bizarre quasi-religious references i think i started saying...
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter 26-30, F 4 Responses Jan 25, 2008

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    I think it's silly that there are claims of humans evolving from monkeys. Shouldn't there be talking monkeys? Wouldn't we have traits of swinging from trees to eat fruit in a field...
    imasweetheart imasweetheart 13-15, F 3 Responses Mar 16

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    My bestie is like a big fan of the Arctic Monkeys and well I wasn't really into them not too long ago. She made me listen to a cover of "Do I Wanna Know" by MSMR. It's really good...
    TheArtisticOne TheArtisticOne 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 19

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    I look like a gross monkey here I was making a face tho lol Why do they have this experience?
    MyaA13 MyaA13 13-15, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    If you're a hot pretty girl who likes to kick men in their balls please message me.
    Hermeister Hermeister 22-25, M Mar 9

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    If you are going to make any form of insinuations have the ******* balls or boobs or whatever the hell you need to support your snide remarks. Or simply **** off.
    Idontlovetohearallyourthoughts Idontlovetohearallyourthoughts 70+, F 3 days ago

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    Do you ever think of me, when you lie? Lie down in your bed, your bed of lies And I knew better, than to look in your eyes They only pretend, you will be mine And you know how...
    kinkysexybabe kinkysexybabe 36-40, F 3 Responses Mar 10

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    But I'm going to say it anyway!! I am sick of living under the same roof with this man. I am sick of hearing his wheezing and his farts through my bedroom wall. I am sick of...
    lovelywarpedlemon lovelywarpedlemon 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 10

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    I have above teacher I pray for her and she didn't my apologizing and I say "I'm sorry." The first time, then the second time "I'm sorry." Then the first time she said "No you're...
    JankiPaswanLettie JankiPaswanLettie 18-21, F Mar 19

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    Ba, I'm sorry. Sorry for everything. Ever since you got full custody of me at the age of 12, I've been giving you such a hard time. I was close to you before all that. I was "daddy...
    SleepyRose22 SleepyRose22 22-25, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Most people are too stubborn, too arrogant, to say "I'm sorry". They seem to be too full of misplaced pride to admit any fault. Unwilling to see their own ignorance, they blindly...
    Sebastianblack Sebastianblack 26-30, M Mar 5

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    you always say i shouldn't discriminate against guy that are have disabilities or aren't as attractive as others. you always say it doesn't matter who you love if it's god ordained...
    eternitygoeson eternitygoeson 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 7

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    Dear David, I know i wasn't really a good girlfriend for you. I easily gets upset in just small things you do that i don't like. I always complain for your time and i don't...
    KarenDew KarenDew 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 8

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    You left me without saying goodbye. I wished you would have said it. But then again you were blocked by me. But still even though I did that, I wish we had a chance to say goodbye...
    AmberDD AmberDD 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 9

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    I used to always say I was okay, when people asked me how I was, because it seemed like the thing to say. Because I didn't want to explain that I really wasn't. Because I was that...
    FearlessLeo FearlessLeo 18-21, F 9 Responses Mar 10

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    I was there for this guy..... Sitting there and hearing every lie. I ended up buying this guy a 200.00 ring because I loved him way to much. He was my best friend... I lost my...
    deleted deleted 26-30 19 Responses Mar 12

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    You know when you ask a person if they're okay when they're really not and you can obviously tell, could you check yourself first? I'm not saying you're bad or anything but when...
    swimswithcrocs swimswithcrocs 18-21, F Mar 13

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    Aight. So. Things can always get out of hand when drugs and alcohol and some bullshitty friendship/relationship are involved in a rather normal situation right. Say yes. I...
    flipflops19 flipflops19 16-17, F Mar 16

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    I watched "first dates" yesterday and a girl on it, her story, reminded me of him. We hitchhiked to Morocco together. I remember him saying that we'll never forget each other, we...
    so24601 so24601 22-25, F Mar 20

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    My daughter is 19 months old. She just learned to say mommy!!! Hearing her say it, is the best feeling ever. But she doesn't say daddy. She calls my husband by his name. But obv...
    Faith89 Faith89 22-25, F 4 Responses Mar 20

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    actually, i answer all messages. if it just says hi or hello, then thats all I say back. if someone takes the time to say hi to me, its only right to return the greeting. its...
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M 2 Responses Mar 21

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    Growing up, I never saw my parents hug and kiss and say I love you. They were not expressive about showing me or each other love. So I grew up feeling uncomfortable being touched...
    cherrycokes cherrycokes 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 21

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    not long ago my 'friend' had betrayed me i took her in as a sister protected her physically and emotionally when she really needed it i gave her a shoulder to cry on an ear to...
    shysnowwhite shysnowwhite 16-17, F a week ago

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    If i say i love you, i mean it If i say im in love with you, i mean it. Im never taken seriously and everything i say goes in one ear and out the other
    shazzarr shazzarr 18-21, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I always say I'm fine, I say I'm fine when really I am fine. But there are times when I say I'm fine but inside I'm really hurt and just want some one to understand me
    Hannahsgirl08 Hannahsgirl08 13-15, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    So I had someone tell me they "trusted and loved" me. They then hugged me. I hugged them back. I then told them in the littlest hurt filled voice I have ever uttered that I loved...
    unreciprocated unreciprocated 36-40, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    I've always been a play by the book sort and follow the rules sort ( eye roll) you know a so called good girl .....school marriage babies that's what I was shooting for ... Came...
    Prettibrowngirl Prettibrowngirl 70+, F 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    when I say I love you I will never say it in vain if I don't love you I'll say I like you or don't say anything at all the word love to me is a strong word and very passionate it...
    tonya2025 tonya2025 18-21, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    Everyone has a story so here's mine i guess well i guess it all started in junior high i would get bullied a lot too criticized over my appearance it shouldn't bother me when it...
    MiddleChildx MiddleChildx 22-25, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Michelle Obama is actually getting flack for saying, "Black girls rock." People are calling it "racist". Some moron here said it was "anti" white girls (so apparently HE's racist...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 51-55, F 5 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    This saying sends a shiver down my spine every time I here it. STOP SAYING IT -PLEASE
    Kandi774 Kandi774 13-15, F 5 Responses Mar 4

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    "I'm fine" I say to a friend who texts me to see how I'm doing... What people don't know is I'm a total mess. I'm behind in school which wasn't entirely my fault and now I'm having...
    sexychick579 sexychick579 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 5

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    Ok I'm going to say it. I just don't understand the whole do-you-think-I'm-attractive thing. Can we think about this? No matter who you are or how you look, some will find you...
    justNIK justNIK 41-45, F 5 Responses Mar 5

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    say what you want to say, and let the words fall out, honestly, I want to see you be brave.
    GodsArte GodsArte 18-21, F Mar 5

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    "You say it best, when you say nothing at all..." Ice cream. It's 3:36 a.m. Damn this bad habit!
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 2 Responses Mar 7

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    Harsh words can’t break us but if we understand our purpose in life.if we believe and acknowledge that we are honorable, dignified individuals,and we ARE,then the harshest falls...
    moonii moonii 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 7

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    Dad... I love you, but I can't trust you as much as I did before. And here are my reasons why: You made so many promises you could not keep. When I was young and afraid of my...
    biggerbro biggerbro 22-25, M 1 Response Mar 7

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    The words "I love you" have been thrown at me by three different people the past two months. Here's the punch line, none stayed because I never said it back. I didn't want to feel...
    aDesperado aDesperado 18-21, M 3 Responses Mar 8

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    Love is so tricky because we all define it and feel it differently. It also takes on so many different forms, so it's hard to fault people for "throwing it around" too much. The...
    Classangel00A Classangel00A 31-35, F Mar 8

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    I say is better to say what is on your mind than keep it all inside.
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F 4 Responses Mar 8

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    I'm not a very assertive person, however I am very confident at school and I'm always trying to make friends smile. But sometimes I guess they're all taking and not giving, so I'm...