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I Say "Monkey Balls"

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    I Say "Monkey" Lots of Things!

    some examples being: "monkey balls" as the group title suggests, usually in the sense of "that sucks monkey balls" "good monkeys above!", "holy monkeys", and other sorts of bizarre quasi-religious references i think i started saying...
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter 26-30, F 4 Responses Jan 25, 2008

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    It Just Comes Out

    I don't know what started it but for about 5 years now lol I just randomly say you suck monkey balls or something along those lines ;p It's still one of those things you can only say around people who have that kind of sense of humor or else their just like oh my god did she just...
    HanaNoMizu HanaNoMizu 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 25, 2008

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    It all started when I had to watch a documentary about monkeys in 6th grade. I saw a lot of stuff that I didn't want to see EVER.
    Jovanite Jovanite 13-15, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I am just a little monkey boy no one cares about. Me, my emo childhood or my zen stories
    dontcareforlabels dontcareforlabels 41-45, M 1 day ago

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    Getting over a painful experience is much like crossing monkey bars, at some point you have to let go to move forward.
    jrice356 jrice356 46-50, F 1 Response Oct 11

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    I think that people who say over the Net what they wouldn't have the balls to say to my face can suck my nuts.
    KurMujun KurMujun 18-21, M 1 Response Oct 8

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    While riding on the Crowded Bus....Not even standing room...reminded me of those Buses in Rome Italy....but I digress. It's always amazed me, that so many people can be so quiet...
    smudged smudged 36-40, T Oct 5

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    1. You've really help me get through everything. You were there when I was down and you tried your hardest to make me happy. We may have gone through hell together but now that it...
    TheComplication TheComplication 16-17, M 13 hrs ago

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    why do i say anything? nobody cares.
    mandalinasuyu mandalinasuyu 16-17, F 4 Responses 19 hrs ago

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    Even though I am sick of people saying its murder. I honestly don't care what they think. Because I know the truth. And the truth is, it is not murder. I don't know what people are...
    CreoleItalianwoman CreoleItalianwoman 31-35, F 3 Responses 14 hrs ago

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    Especially if I don't know them. It's just not what I expect people to say and I never know how to respond
    Indigo27 Indigo27 13-15, F 10 hrs ago

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    I think love has really lost its meaning lately. People say they love something or someone before they even get truly attached to them. Love is treated like a sweet summer breeze...
    ScarLove ScarLove 13-15, F 4 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    I can't wait for the day when I can say "I love you so god damn much" right into the eyes of my the woman of my dreams whilst holding her face with a warm hand and stroking her...
    RD101 RD101 31-35, M 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    I think I'm ready to say goodbye...
    Juspassinthru Juspassinthru 22-25, F 3 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    Must you wait for the perfect romantic moment, or do you say I love you at the most unexpected times? I've been with my boyfriend for 6 months. He makes me the happiest I've ever...
    holdmahchipsss holdmahchipsss 22-25, F 2 Responses Oct 19

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    Just a few hours ago for a great example of how I say stupid things, my first proper relationship I am still learning but God I need to watch what I say, it has been three strong...
    patrick6cfc patrick6cfc 16-17, M 3 days ago

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    Sometimes I want to say things but I know I can't and I know things won't end up well if I do. Like asking someone to care. Or asking someone to stop making things so hard. Or...
    pleadingsorry pleadingsorry 16-17, F 2 days ago

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    Life is a Carnival Yesterday my sisters and I took our kids (ages 7 thru 12) to a local fair. The cousins enjoyed each other's company as they hopped from ride to ride with...
    Unjusted Unjusted 36-40, F 2 Responses Sep 30

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    I say oh my god all the time. It evolves into your vocabulary from others who say it. I'm sure if the Christian god is real (gods help us if he or she is) I'm sure he or she...
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 18-21, M 2 Responses Oct 5

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    unless you've genuinely hurt someone. its weird i know, but you should never be sorry for saying what you think. Just because someone doesn't agree with what you say, doesn't mean...
    dancingSpider dancingSpider 13-15, F 1 Response Oct 5

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    Most people who call racism are falling it under wrong terms... Saying: "The black man stole car." Is not racist... Saying: "The man stole the car because he is black." Is a...
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 18-21, M 2 Responses Oct 8

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    "Distance" "Christina Perri" The sun is filling up the room And I can hear you dreaming Do you feel the way I do right now? I wish we would just give up Cause the best part is...
    NewBeginnings77 NewBeginnings77 31-35, F Oct 13

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    I want to say I'm sorry for not voting green the environment is key .. I want to say I'm sorry for not voting conservative I like the Home Secretary I want to say sorry for not...
    Drwho1963 Drwho1963 51-55, M Oct 18

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    I don't say anything meaningful at all without meaning it. If I say "I hate you" to my mother, it's because I really do hate her. If I say "I love you" to a girl, I really mean it...
    Zim0 Zim0 18-21, M 1 Response Oct 18

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    Not leaving yet but I want to say thanks to the following people on Ep CyberViVaCider: Thanks for putting up with my stupidity and my shenanigans, ever since July or was it June...
    LuckyGuy001 LuckyGuy001 13-15, M Oct 22

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    I learned this from my current boyfriend. I was never the one to just say "I love you!" to any boyfriend. Sure, I would use it in a joking matter to my friends and complete...
    Ginkofishin Ginkofishin 18-21, F a week ago

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    Do you know if you say I Love you, people will respect you and say I love you back. Also did you know if you say I love you that you are saying I Love You to Jesus So anyone...
    BigRalphie74 BigRalphie74 36-40, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    My dad committed suicide when I was 17 years old. It was 2 weeks before I graduated highschool. I had called him 2 days prior to have a conversation about college plans. I...
    uliej28 uliej28 36-40, F 6 days ago

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    The best comedy is inappropriate comedy. There is a comedian here in Britain called Frankie Boyle. For hose of you who don't know him, he is notorious for making inappropriate or...
    JacobStark JacobStark 18-21, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I've always hated to say goodbye Instead I like to say bye for now or adios or depending on the gender there is always layerS!!!!!!! Saying goodbye seems much too definite !! I...
    phoenixprincess phoenixprincess 70+, F 3 Responses Oct 2

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    Yeah used to be picked on for not being a good looking guy and for my weight so I don't really like myself no matter how hard I try but when someone says they find me attractive I...
    Jazke Jazke 16-17, M 1 Response Oct 3

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    Everyone's had one of those days where we just say **** it to everything. But lately that's been everyday for me. Life is **** there's doubt about that. So **** it! Ima do life my...
    Elibabe303 Elibabe303 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 4

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    I'm an individual who usually goes with the flow, yes I still have opinions, but only when I have a right to say that I do. especially of gay marriage I am not for gay marriage...
    vividmemorieslost vividmemorieslost 18-21, F Oct 5

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    My girlfriend is going thru some really hard times, and wen she asked me out a week ago she gave me a bracelet with lyrics from the a sleeping with sirens song. She had a really...
    Rachlm214 Rachlm214 16-17, F Oct 8

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    I notice I say dude a lot and I say man a lot but I mostly say dude even to girls and adults its like out of habit or something
    mrloweco mrloweco 18-21, M 2 Responses Oct 11

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    Okay. What is up with people blocking me from commenting on my own stuff? They come to my experiences, say their piece, and if I don't agree they have to get the last words in and...
    adianoeta adianoeta 26-30, F 6 Responses Oct 13

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    To my EP friends. I want to say I am sorry to my EP friends because I know I been distant lately. I know it is not my fault because my depression is not under control right now, I...
    RandomDudeFriend RandomDudeFriend 18-21, M 2 Responses Oct 17

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    I can't stand when people say just saying, just saying.
    reeessa reeessa 13-15, F 1 Response Oct 19

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    There's two things I have to say, and its easier to say them all in one. 1) I will using euphemisms for poop and diarrhea, doesn't sound very nice to me :/ Instead I'll be using...
    ZADoubleMesser ZADoubleMesser 22-25, F Oct 20

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    I think this is the one sentence i couldn't live without. I use it a gazillion times a day...I'm jus sayin!! My boyfriend makes fun of me all the time. Everytime I say it he shrugs...
    Kayloves060814 Kayloves060814 22-25, F Oct 20

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    OH I so want the cure for this!!!! I was raised in house where you weren't allowed to say anything that upset Mother. She could say or do the most hurtful things and you had to...
    niklb niklb 41-45, F 2 Responses Oct 22

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    I'm okay, I'm good, I'm fine ... that's what I always say. I say it to just about everyone, even when I'm shattered and broken inside and absolutely at my darkest. . Last night I...
    SolitaireDiamond SolitaireDiamond 46-50, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    I say " I love you "to my boyfriend everyday,I seldom says it to my ex's ..but now I say it to my present boyfriend I really mean it..I really love you boy...
    magicalove magicalove 41-45, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I've hit a new level of saying sorry. I'm starting to say sorry for saying sorry. (FacePalm!) Wishes, Alex033
    Alex033 Alex033 16-17, M 6 days ago

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    I realize I say I'm fine because I was taught never let other people see a weakness. I say it because in life I was built to be the strong one even when I have my weak moments. I...
    Mr504 Mr504 36-40, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I absolutely hate it when people say it. It hurts me because I know it's hurting The Lord. It's one of the reasons why I don't like calling God, God because it's taken in vain. I...
    1lonelydaisy 1lonelydaisy 41-45, T 1 Response 2 days ago

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    your the best .. I love how sure and confident you are of my felling towards you ,i love the looks on your eyes and the way you rub and hold my hands ,i love how simple,nice and...
    haithamgg haithamgg 18-21, M 1 day ago

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