I Say Omg Wtf

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    HOUSEKEEPER of the Year Nominee!

    HOUSEWIFE OF THE YEAR NOMINEE !?!?!? HOW COULD ANYONE LIVE LIKE THIS?? Remember when you last said to a visitor “sorry about the mess, I haven’t done my cleaning yet today!” - well, you’ll never say it again after seeing this!!! This is...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler
    36-40, M
    28 Responses Apr 24, 2009
    Jennifersydasian Jennifersydasian
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Oct 21, 2014

    It's All Cuz of That Lolcat

     You know that icanhascheezburger picture? The one with the cat holding a rubiks cube and the caption says "OMG WTF? " Yea, that one. Heh, that was the start to my 1337 5p33k starting to influence my talking :D
    BrownEyedMystery BrownEyedMystery
    2 Responses May 4, 2009

    So i just walked to the kitchen u know to grab

    some doritos, so i grabbed the bag and it was open but i though it was my friend who opened it last night.. But NO you know what i saw when i looked inside? CHEETOS. FCKIN CHEETOS IN A DORITOS BAG. Im freakin out god why is this even legal? 😩😩😩😩😭😭
    kalforniaklass kalforniaklass
    18-21, F
    1 Response May 5, 2014

    Back To The Future Part II predicted a Chicago

    #Cubs Championship win in 2015…Is today the beginning of the long-awaited title? Today is 10/7...107 years since Cubs won The World Series. Game time tonight is 7:08…in military time, that's 1908--the last year the #Cubs last World Series. Makes you think! #flytheW #MLB...
    nevets68 nevets68
    46-50, M
    1 Response Oct 7, 2015

    Ok so I have this app it shows all the

    werewolves around me and look ahhhhhhh! Well actually I'm not that scared cause I'm on XD
    Midnightthewolfcat Midnightthewolfcat
    18-21, F
    3 Responses May 14, 2014
    badhabitrabbit badhabitrabbit
    31-35, M
    Jun 27, 2014

    What the Hell Is Wrong With People?!

    I got this in an email the other day.  I'm equally disturbed as I am entertained.  What the hell is wrong with people?!?!?  I'm not sure I'm more disturbed by the mother of the bride or the *****-wear that the 2 little girls are wearing.   The $200,0...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten
    31-35, F
    16 Responses Apr 18, 2009

    HAHAH so it's like 12:30 am I'm sitting

    downstairs in my living room scrolling through ig and listening to Lady Gaga when my sister comes down with a bundle of blankets and a bottle of water, asks me to open the back door for her, and then she walks outside and she says she's going 'camping' and then she disappears...
    deleted deleted
    Apr 6, 2015

    Wtf? You block me because I hearted

    and and answer your questions? I liked reading them. I was only reflecting upon them. Why post them then. I guess you had your reasons I suppose.
    SailorsAngel SailorsAngel
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Sep 6, 2015

    Dog Lover; People With Time On Their Hands

    One of my neighbors has a tiny little dog. Keep in mind my twenty-something neighbor has a little girl voice that carries for miles. Outside my place I can here her say, "Walk. Walk. No. Walk. Potty. Po-tty. Pooo-tty." Then there's that outburst, "Good girr-url! GOOD...
    Sage360 Sage360
    41-45, F
    1 Response Oct 25, 2010

    Ouch OMG This Is Hilarious

    Busty Heart - The woman that can smash things with her breasts!
    SpiceZ SpiceZ
    56-60, F
    Jun 8, 2013

    Quite Often

    I say, text, IM ,email...Β  I say it at work... at home... OMG and WTF ...sometimes together ..sometimes on their own but it's just such a handy thing to say and it fits all situations..So OMG yes I say it - LOL
    snowbunny1002 snowbunny1002
    46-50, F
    5 Responses Jun 30, 2011

    I say it in my head quite frequently,

    some things can be so ridiculous!
    ZenLioNESS719 ZenLioNESS719
    51-55, F
    Oct 13, 2015

    That Was A Weird Moment

    The police called me today, if i could come to the policestation because they had some questions about the guy that "fall" from his balcony this week and died! Last week i was visiting friends of mine and later that night 2 other guys dropped by, that was the first time i saw...
    memyself4u memyself4u
    22-25, M
    Jan 15, 2013

    This is a thing that is awesome

    but I would not want to be on ITS TWO TRUCK WITH A ROPE TIED TO ONE TRUCK AND THE OTHER ON THE HIGHWAY GOING 80 mph AND THE WIND SPEED IS 30 mph!!!!!! Picture ^ |
    Midnightthewolfcat Midnightthewolfcat
    18-21, F
    Jul 26, 2014

    Another Wedding Moment

    This may not be on the level of the 16 yr old bride with the $200,000 wedding, but I thought it was worthy of posting at least Here is the invitation and you can see it's already going bad   Now I would have sympathy for the bride but take a look at the bridal dress
    dasmuggler dasmuggler
    36-40, M
    3 Responses Apr 26, 2009
    Midnightthewolfcat Midnightthewolfcat
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Jul 31, 2014

    This is a thing that's awesome

    but I wold not want to be on. Picture ^ |
    Midnightthewolfcat Midnightthewolfcat
    18-21, F
    Jul 26, 2014

    The Fabulous Alien Hand!

    After I get out of the shower, there's a mark on the steamy mirror that looks for all the world like...the imprint of an alien hand. Humanoid, but thin with skinny sharp-looking fingers. I wash the mirror every now and then, but the alien "palm print" stays right there...
    Sage360 Sage360
    41-45, F
    6 Responses Sep 24, 2010
    DefiantRed DefiantRed
    Jul 19, 2010
    deleted deleted
    Mar 20, 2015

    Well, Since You Asked...

    ...OMG WTF!!!!!!
    Tuva Tuva
    31-35, M
    Apr 2, 2010

    When Your Talking A Nice Hot Steaming Shower

    And Everything Just Feel So Rite ! But Then When you Step It Like Uhh All That Heat Lol And Eveything Be all steamed up lol 😝πŸ˜ͺπŸ˜’ who can relate?
    StylishMonroe StylishMonroe
    22-25, F
    1 Response Sep 19, 2014
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    Aug 20, 2015

    That Momment When Your Deep Into Telling

    Someone A Story And Some One Interfers And Had Nothing To Say , And You Forgot What You Had To Say Likeee Tf ?
    StylishMonroe StylishMonroe
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jun 27, 2014

    My Life Is Ruined

    Well .. This all happened soo long ago , before i could even remember . But i think i was around 4 years old , my babysitter was a guy around the age of 27 and he grabbed my hair and pulled me to my room while i was home alone with him , we were great friends we would draw and...
    Idefk Idefk
    Sep 12, 2012

    How Come????

    I want to know why people waste my time that I could be surfing EP or looking for a job to go to their interview only to be told, "you have much more qualifications than an entry level position with our company requires.  Are you sure you wouldn't become bored with this...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    11 Responses Apr 18, 2009

    Filthy Child Of God

    I just read some person's profile on here.In the about me section she starts by writing that she is P---O---R---N---O STAR, but concludes the ending with "I AM A CHILD OF GOD".wow wtf... seriously?what a clown... who is she kidding huh?
    indigowitch indigowitch
    22-25, F
    Sep 2, 2012
    Midnightthewolfcat Midnightthewolfcat
    18-21, F
    May 14, 2014

    OMG That Moment Were Your Just Walkin Down The

    Street Headphones Are In And Your Dancing And Nothing Matters , Then A Dog And Chasing You And Your Running For Lifeee Im OMG Lol Anyone Else ?
    StylishMonroe StylishMonroe
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jun 24, 2014


    Toukos Toukos
    18-21, M
    May 31, 2013

    Today is National Grab Booty day!

    !!! Longest day ever!!!!!! This booty is mine only!!!!!! :P
    hellerpeople hellerpeople
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Sep 3, 2014
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