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I Say Some Off The Wall Shit

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 19 People


    You can take your rules about independent thoughts...commas and semicolons and shove them where the sun don’t shine... Cuz I like long streams of words sometimes....and I like polite statements sometimes...and I like to live dangerously...and if I can’t get these words out of...
    kittysoftpaws kittysoftpaws
    36-40, F
    Jul 15, 2013

    So a guy at work said he was to pull a tampon

    out and slap me with it. I said i was going to to slap him with poo. He said its not possible its not strong enough to hold. My response well if its like a tootsie roll one I can. Then if it breaks in well then I have num chucks.
    WhisperingEchoes WhisperingEchoes
    36-40, F
    1 Response Apr 24, 2014
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