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I Say Some Off The Wall Shit

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 19 People

    So a guy at work said he was to pull a tampon

    out and slap me with it. I said i was going to to slap him with poo. He said its not possible its not strong enough to hold. My response well if its like a tootsie roll one I can. Then if it breaks in well then I have num chucks.
    WhisperingEchoes WhisperingEchoes
    36-40, F
    1 Response Apr 24, 2014

    Run-On....

    You can take your rules about independent thoughts...commas and semicolons and shove them where the sun don’t shine... Cuz I like long streams of words sometimes....and I like polite statements sometimes...and I like to live dangerously...and if I can’t get these words out of...
    kittysoftpaws kittysoftpaws
    36-40, F
    Jul 15, 2013
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