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I Say the Mimes Must Die

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    Hoofy Says the Mimes Must Die

    Hoofy is bored. Flies still buzzing. Hoofy drives down road, and he's attacked by mimes. Hoofy is sick and tired. He says the mimes must die. Hoofy does not like mimes. He works secretly to kill them. He uses his ninteen seventies car to run them over. Whoops! Hoofy runs...
    hoofy hoofy
    26-30
    Sep 19, 2008

    I Just Don't Get It

    Whats the point? it's not artistic to me or even entertaining. People usually have a problem with people wearing blantant cold makeup (clowns etc...) on their faces so they are not attractive. maybe not kill, but round them up and turn them over to be de-hypnotized from...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Aug 2, 2008

    The Ones On the Southbank

    I remember when I could walk along there without having to push my way past groups of kids and tourists all pointing and staring and laughing at the mimes dressed up as god knows what and giving them money for standing still. I wish people gave me money when I have to do...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Nov 7, 2008

    I Just Found Out...

    ...that one of my closest EPeeps actually likes mimes. How can that BEEEE??? *sob*  I feel so...betrayed.
    Nyxie Nyxie
    51-55, F
    22 Responses May 25, 2009
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