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    Dillywhopper

    I have some of those dillywhoppers.  And my favorite number is eleventytwelve!
    Gem1970 Gem1970 36-40, F 2 Responses Apr 11, 2009

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    Dangnabbit, I Knewit!

    Now knock that fernshlugger with the blazzmat and wipe up the schmooze it left behind! 
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 5, 2009

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    Okay, No I Don't...

    But I can easily assure you I will from now on when the time is right. :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 22, 2010

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    My Laptop Is In Danger !

     I rent my computers because I can upgrade every year, and usually to a much more powerful machine at half the cost....such is the world of technology. This laptop, now a year old, has gived me trouble from day one ! (keys stick,  some don't make contact, the curser...
    c8lorraine c8lorraine 56-60 5 Responses Jul 2, 2009

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    I'm really lucky to have only been there once and not for very long.
    phxhiker phxhiker 31-35, M 39 mins ago

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    I'm in love with my best friend. We've been together for 4 years. We agree on almost everything. We have the same sense of humor. She makes it obvious to everyone we meet that she...
    otherorigin otherorigin 36-40, M 7 Responses 15 hrs ago

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    G FrSH - Tinie Tempah Sometimes Lyrics I think about you sometimes Girl I can't lie, I think about you sometimes I, I think about you sometimes I hope that's alright, cause I...
    187Lockdown 187Lockdown 31-35, F 19 hrs ago

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    You can't tell a person they love you. They honestly sometimes need time to themselves to figure out that much on their own. If he needs it, it's granted. He's not impossible...
    taminglife taminglife 22-25, F 1 day ago

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    I have many times! I've never been as smart as my twin and my uncle use to say he got all the good genes and I got the leftovers! My older brother heard him say that and punched...
    lovewins2123 lovewins2123 18-21, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I woke up at 6:40 this morning to my little sister knocking on the door. I had told them to wake me up when they woke up the night before so I'd make them breakfast. I rolled out...
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Ok I don't really mind facial hair at all, except for mustaches I don't like them at all. Like it just looks wrong and I don't mean to be rude but I don't think I can really get...
    HappyDeath HappyDeath 16-17, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    When my wife finally told me for certain it was divorce, I broke down and sobbed, snot coming down, etc. Told her that was it, I wanted to end it. In a few minutes she came back...
    steverick steverick 56-60, M 6 Responses 2 days ago

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    A person once told me this "Our love is meant to be, there's a good reason why we meet" When I read that, I never realised that this just a typical love quotes you may see when...
    MaharlikaAko MaharlikaAko 22-25, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    Goodbyes Are So Hard... Its never easy to say goodbye. It hurts when you say goodbye. And it hurts When you didn't get the chance to say goodbye. But take it from me Someone who...
    BroknGirl89 BroknGirl89 26-30, F 2 days ago

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    Growing up in the mid 60 and 70 the switch was used mostly by my mother. I had to go and pick my own switch and bring it to her. it was always used bare from the waist down , If...
    spanklover spanklover 51-55, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    "Let Me Be The One" Somebody told me you were leavin’  I didn’t know  Somebody told me you’re unhappy  But it doesn’t show  Somebody told me that you don’t want me...
    icecoldzt icecoldzt 26-30 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    I cannot get over the hurt that my husband caused me over three months ago. I am in therapy and doing all the reading etc. I can, but I cannot seem to let go of what happened and...
    Patilud Patilud 51-55, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I've been very very sad, and confused lately, but I do not show it. Even right now it is hard for me to type this out. I'm the one in this home who has to keep things together, be...
    Ayaime7 Ayaime7 26-30, F 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    I guess I've never committed the whole story to one place, but maybe it wouldn't be so bad, to at least get the details out. Some of them, anyways, as I doubt I'll ever be done...
    CigaretteEater CigaretteEater 18-21, F 4 Responses 5 days ago

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    it would say who wants a mustache ride !
    Elconquistadorn8 Elconquistadorn8 31-35, M 6 days ago

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    It's been 9 months since I've come home from school for medical leave and i would love to say it's been worth it (from a medical view) but it hasn't. It's been worth it at the end...
    gottakeepyourheadup gottakeepyourheadup 18-21, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    I wrote this in response on another social site to someone who commented and said ALL Christians are hypocrites since none of us follow EVERYTHING in the Bible: The ones who judge...
    loveismyfriend loveismyfriend 36-40, F Jun 28

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    Hear the sound  The angels come screaming  Down your voice  I hear you've been bleeding  Make your choice  They say you've been pleading Someone save us  Heaven help us now...
    QuietViolets QuietViolets 16-17, F 1 Response Jun 27

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    In Polish news today: The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large. In England: A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when...
    Thevy29 Thevy29 31-35, M Jun 27

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    I remember I always had a crush on my sister in law one time my ex wife woke me up in the morning and said did you have a nice dream last night I said why she says well you were...
    satinbitch58 satinbitch58 56-60, M 2 Responses Jun 26

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    My Time putting experiences is coming to an end, so I'm saying some of my last words here. Lolita is a s3xualy aware young girl who seeks older men (old enough to be their father...
    MrSpecify MrSpecify 18-21, M 2 Responses Jun 26

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    Final episode in history of my inner life. Senior year and hs. Like I mentioned previously, senior year was absolutely chaotic. I had left the house I'd lived in the longest of...
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 26

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    I do not come on EP as often as I used to but, to my surprise, there are a number of people asking for updates as well as advice on other issues. My last update went into detail...
    amcintyre94 amcintyre94 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 25

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    EP is about experiences. I guess I'm deeply afraid to share the ones that bother me. So, as a leap of carelessness, I have something to share about my last lover. His name was Alek...
    SunGun SunGun 16-17 1 Response Jun 24

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    I have frowning lips, when I don't smile my lips actually look like an upside down smile. People seem to think I am frowning instead of realizing That's the way my face is. Also I...
    NaturesAnomaly NaturesAnomaly 22-25, F Jun 23

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    my fiance cheated on me and hes in jail might go to perison.. i love him to death but i dont get to talk to him often. iv been crying off an on since hes been in there... im so...
    lacev123 lacev123 18-21, F Jun 22

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    I have been hurt to much to say it at random or when I first feel it. If Ik without a doubt u love me 2 I will say. Just know that when I say it I really mean I LOVE YOU!
    wesbrownbear87 wesbrownbear87 26-30, M 1 Response Jun 21

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    I've been hearing these girls talk about how they should be allowed to wear whatever they want or go naked for that matter because they are not responsible for a rapist looking at...
    chibinovachan chibinovachan 26-30, F 3 Responses Jun 21

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    The Middle Wife I have not come across this before! The 'Middle Wife' by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself...
    borrioboola borrioboola 51-55, M Jun 20

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    I want to say I'm sorry. I've might have hurt u. I never meant to. I never meant the words that came out of my mouth. I didn't mean it. I didn't want to end out friendship. I wish...
    jmarquart jmarquart 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 20

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    During the above span, to FFXI Gil accept with an accurate acclimation from Admiral Obama, the VA added and Cheap FFXI Gil able added than emphasis specialists, accurate as retired...
    fifafifa fifafifa 22-25, F Jun 18

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    "Foolish" Some people say that I threw my brain away That I'm illogical and don't have much to say Some people say that it's foolish to believe In what we cannot see, so we're...
    zehero zehero 22-25, M Jun 18

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    Global warming/ climate change were concepts created to keep us living in fear and to give more of our power to the government and to keep us at odds with each other and easily...
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M 6 Responses Jun 18

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    At 18 years old, I was the youngest patient on the ward when I was admitted to the psychiatric floor of a hospital 4 months ago. I had just attempted suicide and I had never been...
    bluerose2218 bluerose2218 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 17

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    I just picked up Modern Romance by Aziz Ansari from the Barnes and Nobles across the street. It's been a long wait, and I'm glad to finally get my hands on this. First of all, I...
    WhatTheMEL WhatTheMEL 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 17

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    TO: ALL EP MEMBERS WHO CARE TO READ: Ok, so before i log in to EP, i always see ''People who get you'', then i smile,......ok, this is why. I've been reading peeps posts and all...
    4everoptie 4everoptie 16-17, F 2 Responses Jun 16

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