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    Dillywhopper

    I have some of those dillywhoppers.  And my favorite number is eleventytwelve!
    Gem1970 Gem1970 36-40, F 2 Responses Apr 11, 2009

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    Dangnabbit, I Knewit!

    Now knock that fernshlugger with the blazzmat and wipe up the schmooze it left behind! 
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 5, 2009

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    Okay, No I Don't...

    But I can easily assure you I will from now on when the time is right. :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 22, 2010

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    My Laptop Is In Danger !

     I rent my computers because I can upgrade every year, and usually to a much more powerful machine at half the cost....such is the world of technology. This laptop, now a year old, has gived me trouble from day one ! (keys stick,  some don't make contact, the curser...
    c8lorraine c8lorraine 56-60 5 Responses Jul 2, 2009

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    sadly203 sadly203 18-21 1 Response Dec 11

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    This is the Tribute to the "BULLIT" Mustang on it's 50th Anniversary at Silverstone Classic 2014
    LeggyLady LeggyLady 22-25 1 Response Nov 27

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    2, both female. I've had 2 different cyberstalkers in my internet lifetime. They were both female and both under the age of 25. Stalking is a very serious thing. Cyberstalkers are...
    DarkwingGoslyn DarkwingGoslyn 31-35 12 hrs ago

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    Pierce Brosnan has been discussing the achievability of his abutting the Expendables franchise, with the aloft James Band aural acutely accessible to the idea. "I said to Avi...
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    So the other day I commented on a girl's story about her still being a virgin in adulthood, which I think is great for her really, from my personal view, and I noted how virgin...
    AllStarcrushNate AllStarcrushNate 26-30, M 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    Good morning! It's 9:32 AM where I am, so I'll say good morning! Hope you all have a wonderful day! :)
    justmeandloveit justmeandloveit 13-15, F 8 hrs ago

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    So I hate doing this but my family keeps asking how I am and I say I'm okay but then deep down I know I'm not. I'm isolating myself from everybody. Hello clearly I'm not okay. I...
    kpfoster1985 kpfoster1985 13-15, M 2 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    Seriously. what's the point with lying about things on this website? I'm completely honest with my thoughts and opinions, not only on here, but everywhere I go. Over the Internet...
    MeowOnMe MeowOnMe 18-21, F 3 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    Since I haven't been on here much in almost 2 years, but I want to start being on here consistently again, I figure I should give an update of how the last 2 years have gone so any...
    skyhook2612 skyhook2612 18-21, F Dec 1

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    Tearsinmycheek Tearsinmycheek 16-17, F Nov 29

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    Ever since I discovered I had feelings for my closest guy friend and was way too emotional, I didn't want to do anything stupid and kept my distance from him. He was always there...
    xxhappilyeverafterxx xxhappilyeverafterxx 13-15, F Dec 6

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    Again, excuse the awkward wordings to get around the censors, but it won't let me post this story without them. I was in one for six days in February, and then they forced me to...
    Boulier Boulier 18-21, F 5 Responses Dec 7

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    I have posted stories like this before and always ended up deleting it because my circle changes or I am having a profile clear out. My circle has changed again now, and I see it...
    ForeverIsOver ForeverIsOver 16-17, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    Had this issue with an ex of mine who in comparison to me was a very outwardly affectionate person. Nothing wrong with that, of course, but although they say opposites attract, we...
    morea morea 22-25, F 5 Responses Nov 22

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    Frangipani15 Frangipani15 46-50, F Nov 29

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    sleepingbeauty13 sleepingbeauty13 26-30, F 1 Response Dec 2

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    Joseph84 Joseph84 31-35, M 3 Responses Dec 8

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    "Waiting For Superman"Chris DaughtryShe’s watching the taxi driver, he pulls awayShe’s been locked up inside her apartment a hundred daysShe says, “Yeah, he&rsquo...
    NewBeginnings77 NewBeginnings77 31-35, F 2 Responses Dec 9

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    puddetat puddetat 61-65, F 4 Responses Dec 9

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    betruetoyourself14 betruetoyourself14 13-15, F 6 days ago

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    lozzenbee lozzenbee 22-25, F 3 Responses Nov 26

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    ryan015 ryan015 13-15, M 4 Responses Nov 30

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    AnnxJoy AnnxJoy 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 30

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    CinimonGypsy CinimonGypsy 41-45 1 Response Nov 30

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