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    Dangnabbit, I Knewit!

    Now knock that fernshlugger with the blazzmat and wipe up the schmooze it left behind! 
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 5, 2009

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    Okay, No I Don't...

    But I can easily assure you I will from now on when the time is right. :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 22, 2010

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    My Laptop Is In Danger !

     I rent my computers because I can upgrade every year, and usually to a much more powerful machine at half the cost....such is the world of technology. This laptop, now a year old, has gived me trouble from day one ! (keys stick,  some don't make contact, the curser...
    c8lorraine c8lorraine 56-60 5 Responses Jul 2, 2009

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    Dillywhopper

    I have some of those dillywhoppers.  And my favorite number is eleventytwelve!
    Gem1970 Gem1970 36-40, F 2 Responses Apr 11, 2009

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