I Say Weird Things

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    Some Things Me And My Friends Say

    BE...the banana! I could have sworn I put the pig right next to a dragon Fearrrrr the spork! Great cheesy dangos on Texas toast! Why are you trying to put an apple in a milk carton? I don't want to be touched by his "special hand!" My tea senses are tingling "yes!" 'no...
    SmilesGoForMiles SmilesGoForMiles
    18-21, M
    Feb 28, 2013
    prettyxnerdd prettyxnerdd
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jun 23, 2014

    I randomly say "RAWR"

    and "rada" in conversations when I don't know what to say. So we could be having a normal conversation and suddenly I'll just be like "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAA!!" I swear, I've said "RAWR" so many times that now when I say "rawr" it tries to autocorrect it to "RAWR".
    deleted deleted
    Mar 23, 2014

    Are we living the zombie apocalypse?

    The sheeple are the zombies. They prey on our youth, devouring their brains.
    neveragoodusername neveragoodusername
    26-30, F
    1 Response Sep 6, 2014


    I say a LOT of crazy crap. Sometimes it means absolutely nothing, sometimes it is just odd for the time. For example, I'm an American, not a Brit. One day during field hockey camp, I was getting changed for bed...and then there was a knock at the door. I don't know what came over...
    BloodRedShadow BloodRedShadow
    Aug 5, 2013

    And I'm Proud of It, Thank You All Very, Very Much!!!

    Movie lines from movies that people haven't seen....this one is really rather annoying, because the movie situation is always so perfect for the real life situation...and nobody can truly understand this, because I am usually the only one that has seen the movie (I love movies...
    SmilingSueAnn SmilingSueAnn
    41-45, F
    1 Response Feb 17, 2009

    To My Friends....

    It's like I have two personalities. One is a pretty, nice popular girl who is funny and gets good grades. I like her. Then there is the other me, (I am consciously aware I have the other one, we don't live separate lives it's not multiple personality disorder.) the one who wants...
    Yuny765 Yuny765
    Feb 27, 2012

    When I saw the new chipotle yogurt in the store,

    the first thing I said was "holy shitshacks", and then "what the hell even". I usually call people dude or man, regardless of gender, and women are sometimes referred to as chicks. I say things are slower than molasses, it's hotter than Hades, or wondering what in the clear blue...
    ErraticSarcastic ErraticSarcastic
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Mar 1

    When I'm Nervous

    Which is almost always I'll pull up anything that's been on my mind, which is usually something a little weird or completely random... to make myself feel better. Recently that was decapitation. I don't know why I had to start talking about that out loud but it went sort of like...
    LifelessSource LifelessSource
    18-21, F
    1 Response Feb 18, 2012

    Me And My Brother, We're Weirdos

    our favorite line "I'll kill you with violence and vengeance and doom and destruction and death, and epic hollows of epic hollow madness" then we do the evil laugh that goes like , "eeh hehe , eeeh hehehe" i add an s to any word in the end of it, I'm multilingual so it sounds...
    Shamandora Shamandora
    18-21, F
    Jan 1, 2013

    Pointless Yet Clever To Sum

    You say life matters You tell me I am great You say life is nothing but a adventure You don't lie You don't hurt me You are nice you are my everything You don't understand my pain You might die soon You could be happy without me You could be someone I can't be You can leap to the...
    hellhound5 hellhound5
    18-21, M
    1 Response Nov 10, 2013

    Usually My Favorite Word

     COOKIE!!!! I love that word, it's my answer to everything. ^.^
    LostLotus LostLotus
    22-25, F
    1 Response May 27, 2011
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