I could have sworn I put the pig right next to a dragon
Fearrrrr the spork!
Great cheesy dangos on Texas toast!
Why are you trying to put an apple in a milk carton?
I don't want to be touched by his "special hand!"
My tea senses are tingling
and "rada" in conversations when I don't know what to say. So we could be having a normal conversation and suddenly I'll just be like "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAA!!" I swear, I've said "RAWR" so many times that now when I say "rawr" it tries to autocorrect it to "RAWR".
I say a LOT of crazy crap. Sometimes it means absolutely nothing, sometimes it is just odd for the time. For example, I'm an American, not a Brit. One day during field hockey camp, I was getting changed for bed...and then there was a knock at the door. I don't know what came over...
Movie lines from movies that people haven't seen....this one is really rather annoying, because the movie situation is always so perfect for the real life situation...and nobody can truly understand this, because I am usually the only one that has seen the movie (I love movies...
It's like I have two personalities. One is a pretty, nice popular girl who is funny and gets good grades. I like her. Then there is the other me, (I am consciously aware I have the other one, we don't live separate lives it's not multiple personality disorder.) the one who wants...
the first thing I said was "holy shitshacks", and then "what the hell even". I usually call people dude or man, regardless of gender, and women are sometimes referred to as chicks. I say things are slower than molasses, it's hotter than Hades, or wondering what in the clear blue...
Which is almost always I'll pull up anything that's been on my mind, which is usually something a little weird or completely random... to make myself feel better. Recently that was decapitation. I don't know why I had to start talking about that out loud but it went sort of like...
our favorite line "I'll kill you with violence and vengeance and doom and destruction and death, and epic hollows of epic hollow madness" then we do the evil laugh that goes like , "eeh hehe , eeeh hehehe"
i add an s to any word in the end of it, I'm multilingual so it sounds...
You say life matters
You tell me I am great
You say life is nothing but a adventure
You don't lie
You don't hurt me
You are nice you are my everything
You don't understand my pain
You might die soon
You could be happy without me
You could be someone I can't be
You can leap to the...