I Say Wtf

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    The person you need the most seems to be

    ignoring me. Guess she is in her own little world...wtf?
    SailorsAngel SailorsAngel
    41-45, F
    1 Response Jun 17, 2014

    Sometimes elderly people can be *****.

    ******* trying to hose me at a yard sale? Really?
    SailorsAngel SailorsAngel
    41-45, F
    Jul 18, 2014

    PRIME EXAMPLE OF A REAL JERK: I wanna build a

    birdhouse in your butthole. I have all the wood I may just need to hammer in a few nails.
    SailorsAngel SailorsAngel
    41-45, F
    Jul 17, 2014

    To all you virgins out there.

    Thanks for nothing.
    SailorsAngel SailorsAngel
    41-45, F
    Sep 27, 2014

    People here seem to think I'm a fake.

    It makes me really sad to know that people think I'm a liar. I'm here to make new lady friends. I am NOT here to play games and be an *** to people. Whatever I tell someone it's the truth. This is a place where we can say whatever we want and not feel judged.
    SailorsAngel SailorsAngel
    41-45, F
    1 Response Sep 3, 2014

    What I find in my camera roll

    when I leave my phone in my friend's car for 7 seconds. Like who gave y'all permission to take selfies on MY PHONE. -_- #deleted #exposed #bye
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Aug 31, 2015

    The moment when you hear "the song"

    that reminds you of your ex.
    Inapickl Inapickl
    41-45, F
    Jun 9, 2015
    SailorsAngel SailorsAngel
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Mar 2, 2015

    I was addicted to the hokey pokey,

    but I turned myself around.
    SailorsAngel SailorsAngel
    41-45, F
    Aug 17, 2014

    Wtf?

    That looks like snow..and thats how I feel about it too.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses May 5, 2010

    Tried to post a friendly reminder stating

    that I only add women to my circle. Here for innocent fun, friendship, lesbian or not, women's issue. So, gentlemen, you can add me all you want, I won't add men..period...no offense :) My post was removed...so wtf?
    SailorsAngel SailorsAngel
    41-45, F
    Jun 14, 2014

    Printers only break down

    when you desperately need them.
    SailorsAngel SailorsAngel
    41-45, F
    Sep 5, 2014

    There's this woman I am into.

    We chat often, and she knows what I am about to say. She's completing my thoughts, before I can even type. Her words are exactly what I am thinking and feeling; her words are verbatim. She lives 1500 miles away from me. We've never met. How the does she know what I am thinking...
    Inapickl Inapickl
    41-45, F
    Jul 10, 2015

    Bless Her Heart (In A Southern Accent)

    Driving on the highway with my sister Sister: " oh look deer... They remind me of Christmas" Me: "wtf why?" Sister: " they're like extra still like the fake ones u put in ur yard" Me: .....
    Netabell Netabell
    26-30, F
    Aug 25, 2013

    Stupid *** nurses stand beside me discussing

    why the **** a patient across the recovery room is reading a magazine from 2001, while I waited dehydrated & wait for my ice chips? It makes me wonder If one of them had another brain, he'd be lonely.
    SailorsAngel SailorsAngel
    41-45, F
    Sep 18, 2014
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response May 19, 2010

    I Even Say It Aloud

    Sorry, I deleted my story but you can find me at www.chronimax.com
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 21, 2011

    I said I wasn't offended,

    but someone here seems to think I am not who I say I am. Well ya know what? Here's a little about me...up front. 41, female, blonde, lesbian. Not into pissy women. I have no romantic interest in men. The erotica sexual stories posted here are mine. It's up to you to believe what...
    SailorsAngel SailorsAngel
    41-45, F
    Aug 3, 2014

    Yup

    WTF!!!!!????!!?   Yup.  I say it.  A lot. 
    ChristineJones ChristineJones
    31-35, F
    5 Responses May 13, 2010

    Yup...she's mad at me

    or frustrated the **** out for sure. Because I didn't understand what a friend was texting me?I asked her what she meant by it. She told me "nevermind...geez!" Haven't heard from her since. Well ya know what? Things do get misread a lot while messages go back & and forth...
    SailorsAngel SailorsAngel
    41-45, F
    Jun 14, 2014
    SailorsAngel SailorsAngel
    41-45, F
    1 Response Sep 13, 2014

    Well, I don't really say "wtf" IRL,

    but I do write it all of the time! Have I ever uttered the phrase, "What the F*uck?!" Yes, yes, I have, lol!
    katzlaw katzlaw
    41-45, F
    1 Response Jun 15, 2014

    i say it too.much,and i text it a lot

    and i will say it out loud as well...wtf? its funny..i all so say s.o.b..and g.d....and l.o.l...out loud cant help it
    Prettibrowngirl Prettibrowngirl
    70+, F
    Jun 16, 2014
    SailorsAngel SailorsAngel
    41-45, F
    1 Response Sep 13, 2014

    Pedialyte...

    " yep, Pedialyte Popsicle... Curing a hangover like a boss". Haha omg I can't I can't ... Who does this?
    Netabell Netabell
    26-30, F
    Sep 1, 2013

    The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50

    chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
    SailorsAngel SailorsAngel
    41-45, F
    Aug 12, 2014

    I found an email a student printed.

    It was a letter to his dad. Here's the email: Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you...
    SailorsAngel SailorsAngel
    41-45, F
    1 Response Jul 30, 2014

    Remember that silence is sometimes the best

    answer(, especially if the question is "Any volunteers?")
    SailorsAngel SailorsAngel
    41-45, F
    Aug 14, 2014

    The shinbone is a designed

    for finding furniture in a dark room.
    SailorsAngel SailorsAngel
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Sep 11, 2014
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