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I Say You Just Can't Make This Stuff Up

Truth IS stranger than fiction...and frequently more entertaining. 81 People

    Fat Not Fit!

    I longed around my bedroom. Going from bed to desk, and back to bed. It was around 12:00pm. right now. And I was bored. I walk out of my room and down the stairs to see my older sister sitting on fount of the tv. Eating a huge bag of hot frys. "Hi Anna." I said...
    Jessicalovescats223 Jessicalovescats223 22-25, F Nov 17, 2013

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    No, It Really Does Suck!

    My upstairs neighbor has a vacuuming fetish. When I moved in here, my landlord told me that the previous tenant had told him that she vacuums every day. She wasn't kidding. This woman Hoovers more than all of the cleaning ladies at your local Holiday Inn combined. El has...
    Nyxie Nyxie 51-55, F 41 Responses Aug 26, 2009

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    Protect Your Balls!

    Police seek man with fetish for exercise balls Fri Jul 17, 9:01 pm ET DULUTH, Minn. – Police are looking for a man with a self-professed sexual fetish for slashing rubber balls. Police have been seeking the 31-year-old since surveillance tape...
    Nyxie Nyxie 51-55, F 22 Responses Jul 18, 2009

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    Some Of The Things

    That I have been though or seen, there is just no way that you can make this stuff up.  Midnight run from Shanghai to Suzhou China is one example.  What a ride it was... 12:30 AM arrive in the airport in China and get into a car that I didn't know the people in it...
    mtvlm mtvlm 41-45, M 1 Response May 18, 2010

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    Today I will never forget it.

    From People who I did not expect said that I have serious behavior problems because I said truth things. What a world! No more person who can accept the reality and truth statement in front of them. Why should I follow misleading!
    LonelyLittleBird LonelyLittleBird 31-35, F Jun 5

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    My Near-mouse Experience

    So I was sitting outside of the office building on a rare sunny day last week reading some research about the proposed revamp of the crisis response system in my state.  (Yeah I know, riveting stuff).  Suddenly out of the corner of my eye I see something rapidly...
    dopecounselor dopecounselor 41-45, F 8 Responses Oct 15, 2009

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    I Don't Think the Pope Will Be Visiting Anytime Soon

    Virgin Mary spotted in bird poop Virgin Mary spotting has dropped to new lows with a Texas family claiming that the mother of Jesus has made an appearance in bird poop attached to their pickup truck. The image of the Virgin Mary appeared after Salvador Pachuca returned home...
    Nyxie Nyxie 51-55, F 10 Responses Jul 17, 2009

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    For 8 years of my life I had this thing where if I knew 1 person hated me I would freak out and I wouldn't be able to sleep at night I would have little mental break downs but as I...
    Angel2345 Angel2345 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 16

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    Boys you can't hide anything from girls
    harry8199 harry8199 18-21, M Jul 1

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    So I'm starting high school next year and I have literally no friends in my entire grade. Last year all of my friends became popular, EVERY SINGLE ONE. How does tht even happen...
    juliakats3 juliakats3 13-15, F 4 Responses Jun 30

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    I don't agree with the you can look but don't touch. My husband likes to look a lot. Especially on chive and walking down the street. It makes me so upset an he doesn't care...
    RebeccaReynolds RebeccaReynolds 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 14

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    Never say or do anything behind someone's back that you couldn't tell them to their face stay real stay true at all times.
    jpruitt28 jpruitt28 31-35 a week ago

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    There's nothing more irritating than having do- gooders tell you what not to say on EP. Mind your own god damn business, this is my page and negativity is part of my life on a...
    nainaii nainaii 18-21, F Jul 18

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    I have been bad at making friends since 3rd grade and I'm embarrassed of myself for it.
    Scax Scax 16-17, F 3 Responses Jul 17

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    really, many have tried and failed.
    Libert1ne Libert1ne 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 13

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    I love this site! I knew in theory that there were people with my problem, but had never met any of them. Like others here, I don't know what is wrong with me. I do my best, but...
    chazman48 chazman48 46-50, M Jul 12

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    Hello! I have definitely found this out! You know a family is suppose to be a special thing. These are suppose to be people who come on this earth naturally equipped to be...
    glassfire100 glassfire100 31-35, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    If one refuse to listen and won't take advice what is the point of me trying to help? If you won't help yourself and don't change your life for the better then you can't get help...
    MilweePetite MilweePetite 18-21, F Jul 9

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    The most horrible feeling ever! You have those nights where you got so much things on your mind and as soon as you put your head on the pillow the thoughts keep swimming around...
    MilweePetite MilweePetite 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 9

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    What is with all the 'Do you think I'm attractive' clearly you know you are, and you are begging for attention. Then there are the 'Ask me dirty questions' really? You want creeps...
    MsInked511 MsInked511 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 18

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    1000 times. And some of them would have been the "right one"; good for me, kind, flexible, attractive on the inside AND outside, but certain that I couldn't be with them I sought...
    smedleff1 smedleff1 41-45 15 hrs ago

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    The worst feeling in the world is when you can't love someone else because your heart still belongs to the one who broke it.
    Angelynne Angelynne 13-15, F Jun 28

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    No matter what they do to you, no matter how bad, you feel sorry for them, like it's not fair to them for you to abandon them. Even if the emotional toll they put on you is too...
    HoldingOnToAir HoldingOnToAir 16-17, F 1 Response Jun 28

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    i feel like loosing my grip. i am a trans . i hate my life.. being alone .no one to understand you. everyday i woke up with a wish to find a friend who understands me. thought of...
    leftaalone leftaalone 22-25, T 2 Responses Jul 9

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    You said you can't talk without much explaination. My heart sunk because I broke free. I think I scared you. I want you to know the butterflies are still there. I can't help but...
    toughskinnygirl toughskinnygirl 31-35, F Jul 15

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    ...there isn't a day in my life that you are not in my thoughts...the other day when I texted you-"I am cooking and preparing my fave food for dinner and wish that someday you will...
    hannagrace hannagrace 31-35, F Jul 18

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    Okay, so here's the story. I really like this girl I met online. She's super sweet and fun and happy and the best person ever. I really like her in a romantic way, but she'll never...
    derpicornsunite derpicornsunite 13-15, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Basically when I'm mad you should thank Jesus that you can't hear what I'm thinking
    tajjonez tajjonez 13-15, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Today I had a flashback to something one of my friends told me about one day. This kid at our school one day came in wearing Jordan's but according to this other kid they were fake...
    skyblue914 skyblue914 16-17, F 6 days ago

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    So I know I should always love my dad and be grateful for everything he's given me, but I really cannot stand him most of the time!! He pays for everything for me and my mom always...
    sindianau sindianau 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    So I honestly just have to get all of this off of my chest because lately I've had way too much anger inside of me. So my girlfriend has 5 other siblings, two of which happen to be...
    lezbihonest18 lezbihonest18 18-21, F Jul 12

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    I am 43 and still don't know what I want to do job wise. I have tried lots of jobs and also quit them, mainly all office jobs. I suffer from anxiety, worry about what people think...
    Earthmummy Earthmummy 41-45, F 1 Response Jun 28

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    My husband and I just got into a huge fight about the fact that I don't open up to him. I can understand why he would be upset about it - I would be too if I were in his shoes. But...
    roseblossom90 roseblossom90 22-25, F 4 Responses Jul 17

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    So I have had some seriously ****** up dreams before. Like even though no one knows who I am on this i can't even write them down. Lately when I am in the car with my Mum, i get...
    MaryAnne4 MaryAnne4 18-21, F 5 Responses 3 days ago

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    A little back story here as an infant my parents didn't want me and they basically gave me to my grand parents with the notion drugs are more important than my kids. So my...
    TheSameOne TheSameOne 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 6

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    Firstly I hate the word 'have' it suggests people are a possession for others to own and they aren't, that said this is the closest I have to express myself. It will have to do. So...
    LastEnglishRose LastEnglishRose 36-40, F 1 Response Jul 8

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    Once again I'm back and sadly about the same topic as before, my brother. Sadly he continues to not accept any responsibility for his actions. He and his spouse have ruined a few...
    DannyBoy1972 DannyBoy1972 36-40 Jul 9

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    Had insomnia since the depression started (2005). It's gotten so bad that I use tranquillisers as sleeping pills. I know it is impossible to stop thinking but I wish I could think...
    lntel lntel 18-21 Jul 12

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    God...I'm so tired but can't fall back asleep! I have so much on my mind. I wish I had money, it would solve so many problems! Everyone thinks I'm a money tree and keeps asking...
    lostandlonelyone lostandlonelyone 36-40, F 2 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    1: What would you name your future daughter?Amaterasu (not really). I have no idea.2: Do you miss anyone?Yeah.3: What if I told you that you were pretty?Thanks?4: Ever been told...
    Ridiculousity Ridiculousity 18-21 Jul 1

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    1: What would you name your future daughter? -I have no idea; I want to adopt children so, I will stick with their birth names. 2: Do you miss anyone? - My grandmother( the only...
    aloysia aloysia 26-30, F Jul 1

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    I feel like they are trying to force me to love them. The fact that they always need reassurance makes me feel like they don't care about or notice the nice things that I already...
    Madnificent Madnificent 22-25 Jul 3

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    1: What would you name your future daughter? I have a few ideas, there for my noggin only, he he ;) 2: Do you miss anyone? All the time 3: What if I told you that you were...
    DanBurnett DanBurnett 16-17, M 1 Response Jul 11

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    1) What would you name your future daughter? Zoey!! 2) Do you miss anyone? Uncontrollably. 3) What if I told you that you're pretty? Aww, thanks.. *blushes* 4) Ever been told...
    Jennnaaa Jennnaaa 13-15, F 4 days ago

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    At the moment I only have one person I trust, but I can't express how I really feel. Like if I'm sad, which is all the time. Depression. I just tell him that I don't feel good, to...
    stef17 stef17 16-17, F Jun 30

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    1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Kind of, I think. My name is Jonathan which is a derivative of John which is English for Johannes – my father’s name. 2. WHEN WAS THE LAST...
    JWLakey JWLakey 41-45, M 1 Response Jul 9

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    I have my silly reasons! But hearing this song after years, can't get it out of my head! Build me up, Buttercup - The Foundations And this highway sing-along just made it better...
    atikin atikin 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 12

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