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I Say You Just Can't Make This Stuff Up

Truth IS stranger than fiction...and frequently more entertaining. 88 People

    Fat Not Fit!

    I longed around my bedroom. Going from bed to desk, and back to bed. It was around 12:00pm. right now. And I was bored. I walk out of my room and down the stairs to see my older sister sitting on fount of the tv. Eating a huge bag of hot frys. "Hi Anna." I said...
    Jessicalovescats223 Jessicalovescats223 26-30, F Nov 17, 2013

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    Today I will never forget it.

    From People who I did not expect said that I have serious behavior problems because I said truth things. What a world! No more person who can accept the reality and truth statement in front of them. Why should I follow misleading!
    LonelyLittleBird LonelyLittleBird 31-35, F Jun 5, 2014

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    I Don't Think the Pope Will Be Visiting Anytime Soon

    Virgin Mary spotted in bird poop Virgin Mary spotting has dropped to new lows with a Texas family claiming that the mother of Jesus has made an appearance in bird poop attached to their pickup truck. The image of the Virgin Mary appeared after Salvador Pachuca returned home...
    Nyxie Nyxie 51-55, F 10 Responses Jul 17, 2009

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    Some Of The Things

    That I have been though or seen, there is just no way that you can make this stuff up.  Midnight run from Shanghai to Suzhou China is one example.  What a ride it was... 12:30 AM arrive in the airport in China and get into a car that I didn't know the people in it...
    mtvlm mtvlm 41-45, M 1 Response May 18, 2010

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    My Near-mouse Experience

    So I was sitting outside of the office building on a rare sunny day last week reading some research about the proposed revamp of the crisis response system in my state.  (Yeah I know, riveting stuff).  Suddenly out of the corner of my eye I see something rapidly...
    dopecounselor dopecounselor 41-45, F 8 Responses Oct 15, 2009

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    baseball Oddity: Giants ace Matt Cain can sure

    carve up the strike zone, but when he tried carving a ham-and-cheese sandwich into "fancy triangles," he lost his grip on his knife, grabbed it in midair, was reminded immediately that knives are sharp and wound up on the disabled list with a sliced finger.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M Dec 29, 2014

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    Protect Your Balls!

    Police seek man with fetish for exercise balls Fri Jul 17, 9:01 pm ET DULUTH, Minn. – Police are looking for a man with a self-professed sexual fetish for slashing rubber balls. Police have been seeking the 31-year-old since surveillance tape...
    Nyxie Nyxie 51-55, F 22 Responses Jul 18, 2009

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    No, It Really Does Suck!

    My upstairs neighbor has a vacuuming fetish. When I moved in here, my landlord told me that the previous tenant had told him that she vacuums every day. She wasn't kidding. This woman Hoovers more than all of the cleaning ladies at your local Holiday Inn combined. El has...
    Nyxie Nyxie 51-55, F 41 Responses Aug 26, 2009

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    WTF!! People are just brainless or total jerks!! They ask a question and then berate every reply they get like a little b*tch. Why did you even ask anything if you're gonna be an...
    LostsoulLoner LostsoulLoner 26-30, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    I'm so freaking tired and my eyes sting. I yawn and put my head in the pillow and sleep just does not want to come. I rode about 55km today - maybe 30miles? I feel good but sore...
    SoberingBabySteps SoberingBabySteps 31-35, M 3 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    My entire life I've been known as the 'doormat' - the one that everyone can happily take advantage of. And the worst part is: I let it slide. I forgive them, even when I really...
    Tinkiez Tinkiez 18-21, F 4 hrs ago

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    I've known this for quite a while. But I am the type of person that cares WAY too much and when I feel someone needs my help or advice, I usually try to do everything I can. It...
    xWarriorPrincessx xWarriorPrincessx 22-25, F 1 Response 18 hrs ago

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    I never felt that I was destined to become a heroin addict. I was one of the good kids but then opportunity came knocking and OMG! I knew right away I wanted to do this again...
    Naominatrually Naominatrually 18-21, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    if I don't say the words. it doesn't mean that they are not there. I just want them to land with you the way that I intend for them to. I am sorry that I often say them like two...
    bigheartsmallworld bigheartsmallworld 36-40, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    What about when you discover yourself in a place of resistance, unable to shift your choices -Even Knowing that the course you're determined to chart Is Not Fulfilling Your Basic...
    AdoraGel AdoraGel 31-35, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    “I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don...
    useemenow useemenow 26-30, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    Stuffing Myself on Chinese Food One thing that Linda and I enjoy doing together, besides getting our clothes dirty while wrestling in the mud, is going out to pig out at the local...
    BlueJeanedPrincess BlueJeanedPrincess 56-60, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Well actually that's not true I tend to express myself openly. I am very upset with my mother. She considers us stating the fact that we very much want to go to school us arguing...
    blahblahblahxoxo blahblahblahxoxo 16-17, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    Everything just jumbles all together. All these stupid memories. Sometimes I wonder if I'll even be able to handle whatever else is in store for me. I feel like saying " you know...
    katariffik katariffik 31-35, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    I can never say I've been truly happy...ever...I've known this since I was a kid...I've had happy times but I have never been happy for a week straight with no complaints.I use to...
    Gottawannaneedtotalk Gottawannaneedtotalk 22-25, F 3 days ago

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    I am always helping people whether it is emotionally, monetarily, or physically. I am starting to learn that people need to help themselves if they want internal and external...
    Nichole1992 Nichole1992 22-25, F 4 days ago

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    You try to be nice and help someone out then it comes back and kick and kick you in the ***. I helped this guy out at work let him stay he only payed me 200 a month. Last month he...
    UCLABruinsFan13 UCLABruinsFan13 41-45, M 4 days ago

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    Being able to afford it... This is really the number one reason a lot of people don't travel. But it's worth it if you can save up and make a few trips. Go with people you enjoy...
    INFJguytwin1 INFJguytwin1 22-25, M 4 days ago

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    This is not about me but this is my experience that does bother me. So my husband's business partner just broke up with his girlfriend. I used to go out with her sometimes but I...
    VogueChloe VogueChloe 26-30, F 4 days ago

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    Laughing at the guy on the PC magic commercial, his eyes are so close together 😜 truly my boy started the whole thing by all.of a sudden laughing so hard at the tb, I look up...
    livewire0410 livewire0410 36-40, F 4 days ago

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    The the thing with boyfriends' mothers. Oh my God they are so irritating. I'm tired of being lectured. I'm quiet and not a back talker and just nod and says yes or no, and say a...
    reginarose reginarose 26-30, F 5 days ago

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    I was just a small 6th grade kid who had terrible self-esteem issues. It comes with the territory when your father used to terrify you, when he would beat you for the most trivial...
    S1NK1LL3R S1NK1LL3R 22-25, M 6 days ago

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    Like the title says, I can't stand cheap people. I also can't stand when people get free stuff all the time and are catered to for doing absolutely nothing. And these are the same...
    usualobject88 usualobject88 26-30, F 6 days ago

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    How To Turn Six Dollars Into Six Thousand Dollars: I found this on a bulletin board and decided to try it. A little while back I was browsing through newsgroups just like you are...
    manusundr manusundr 46-50, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I try my best to keep things at peace. As much as possible, I want everyone happy. I adjust to everyone's needs. I often put their needs before mine. But there are some instances...
    ayamesan16 ayamesan16 22-25, F a week ago

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    I would like to stay UP with you when you can't sleep msjsta ~_~
    cashetty69 cashetty69 51-55, M a week ago

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    My ex boyfriend was broken. 10 years older than me and his life was a mess. He couldn't stay away from drinking he already ruined his life because of it. He had no drivers license...
    beanie1417 beanie1417 22-25, F Aug 20

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    No, more like I KNOW you can't handle me. I'm 1.000% sure you can't handle my dry humor or my stubbornness. ;) Good luck trying though.
    OrochimaruSama92 OrochimaruSama92 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 20

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    We shouldn’t be together. Culturally, we are so diverse. Age, we are a decade apart. Location, across the world from one another. Relationship, too complicated to explain. But...
    MyHeart4You MyHeart4You 46-50, F Aug 20

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    1: What would you name your future daughter? Emma Jean 2: Do you miss anyone? yeah 3: What if I told you you were pretty? I'd say thank you 4: Ever been told it's not you, it...
    SimbaLou SimbaLou 18-21, F Aug 20

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    1: What would you name your future daughter? Hopefully I don't have kids, but if I had to pick I'd say Annabell. 2: Do you miss anyone? My parents. I haven't seen them in a while...
    theoneIhate theoneIhate 22-25, M Aug 19

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    1: What would you name your future daughter? Zilve (Lithuanian name –Where I am from) 2: Do you miss anyone? My best friend 3: What if I told you that you were pretty? Lies 4...
    Alexz72 Alexz72 22-25, F Aug 18

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    1: What would you name your future daughter? in the science language, what you're saying is what would you call your future child with xx chromosomes - probably Rose or Helen 2...
    EllaUK EllaUK 13-15, F Aug 18

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    1: What would you name your future daughter? Emilia. 2: Do you miss anyone? - Yes I do. 3: What if I told you that you were pretty? - I would thank you. 4: Ever been told “it...
    ForeverIsOver ForeverIsOver 16-17, F 2 Responses Aug 18

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    i met this guy on zoosks dating site.i was a little sceptical about it ,because i have never met any one online before.we talked on the phone for hours.then I found out that we had...
    sherriexyz sherriexyz 41-45, F 1 Response Aug 18

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