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I Say You Just Can't Make This Stuff Up

Truth IS stranger than fiction...and frequently more entertaining. 87 People

    No, It Really Does Suck!

    My upstairs neighbor has a vacuuming fetish. When I moved in here, my landlord told me that the previous tenant had told him that she vacuums every day. She wasn't kidding. This woman Hoovers more than all of the cleaning ladies at your local Holiday Inn combined. El has...
    Nyxie Nyxie 51-55, F 41 Responses Aug 26, 2009

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    I Don't Think the Pope Will Be Visiting Anytime Soon

    Virgin Mary spotted in bird poop Virgin Mary spotting has dropped to new lows with a Texas family claiming that the mother of Jesus has made an appearance in bird poop attached to their pickup truck. The image of the Virgin Mary appeared after Salvador Pachuca returned home...
    Nyxie Nyxie 51-55, F 10 Responses Jul 17, 2009

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    Some Of The Things

    That I have been though or seen, there is just no way that you can make this stuff up.  Midnight run from Shanghai to Suzhou China is one example.  What a ride it was... 12:30 AM arrive in the airport in China and get into a car that I didn't know the people in it...
    mtvlm mtvlm 41-45, M 1 Response May 18, 2010

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    Fat Not Fit!

    I longed around my bedroom. Going from bed to desk, and back to bed. It was around 12:00pm. right now. And I was bored. I walk out of my room and down the stairs to see my older sister sitting on fount of the tv. Eating a huge bag of hot frys. "Hi Anna." I said...
    Jessicalovescats223 Jessicalovescats223 22-25, F Nov 17, 2013

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    My Near-mouse Experience

    So I was sitting outside of the office building on a rare sunny day last week reading some research about the proposed revamp of the crisis response system in my state.  (Yeah I know, riveting stuff).  Suddenly out of the corner of my eye I see something rapidly...
    dopecounselor dopecounselor 41-45, F 8 Responses Oct 15, 2009

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    baseball Oddity: Giants ace Matt Cain can sure

    carve up the strike zone, but when he tried carving a ham-and-cheese sandwich into "fancy triangles," he lost his grip on his knife, grabbed it in midair, was reminded immediately that knives are sharp and wound up on the disabled list with a sliced finger.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M Dec 29, 2014

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    Protect Your Balls!

    Police seek man with fetish for exercise balls Fri Jul 17, 9:01 pm ET DULUTH, Minn. – Police are looking for a man with a self-professed sexual fetish for slashing rubber balls. Police have been seeking the 31-year-old since surveillance tape...
    Nyxie Nyxie 51-55, F 22 Responses Jul 18, 2009

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    Today I will never forget it.

    From People who I did not expect said that I have serious behavior problems because I said truth things. What a world! No more person who can accept the reality and truth statement in front of them. Why should I follow misleading!
    LonelyLittleBird LonelyLittleBird 31-35, F Jun 5, 2014

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    Related Experiences

    I have had a few of these. Moments that are so special but you can't take a photo or keep a souvenir. You are just left with secret memories that only one other person will ever...
    Littlemissshy7 Littlemissshy7 46-50, F 14 hrs ago

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    I can't make female friends: whenever I meet a female and she happen to become my friend. I always think she going to take my boyfriend or she thinks she better then me... What I...
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 28

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    I can't make friend. No one feel least interest in me...
    1andonlyme 1andonlyme 18-21, M Mar 28

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    I can't seem to settle with making friends. Maybe its because I'm too shy or awkward? I don't know. I always feel like making friends is great until conflicts starts settling in...
    ohangela ohangela 13-15, F a week ago

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    Visiting a rural farm Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on a country road. Limbaugh told...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Apr 2

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    I can watch this video a million times and still crack up. https://youtu.be/ckDqNqlHWzo
    lightswitch12 lightswitch12 41-45, F 1 Response Apr 10

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    OMG, I'm crying. This is totally helping my mood! https://youtu.be/wOdd30uUeXE
    lightswitch12 lightswitch12 41-45, F Apr 10

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    It's a Kevin Hart kind of day...time for some laughs
    lightswitch12 lightswitch12 41-45, F 1 Response Apr 6

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    I didn't believe in God until I started having the strangest things happen to me. First they were subtle little things that could have been set up. Then they graduated to paranoia...
    SeasonsinHell SeasonsinHell 22-25, M 1 Response Apr 9

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    i have been called strong. "can't be broke" say some. i disagree. i am weak. say you don't love me set me free.
    SvveetKiester SvveetKiester 41-45, F 4 Responses Mar 28

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    Happy. Thats what she was, finally the cuts where disappearing, the visits to the doctor where getting shorter and the times she spent crying where becoming none exsistant. She...
    jordan199728 jordan199728 18-21, M Apr 3

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    The subject of humanity often wanders into my thoughts and discovering a Ted Talk by Chris Abani on humanity was interesting. He shared an African philosophy called Ubuntu about...
    covernine covernine 46-50, F Apr 6

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    It's so painful..so much so that I can barely focus on anything else. Every stupid little thing reminds me of him. Especially good stuff, things that used to make me happy..like...
    MyMindCravesNectar MyMindCravesNectar 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 17

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    Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever smell one another? When we get to heaven, can we sit on the couch? Or is it still the same old story? Why are there...
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 6 Responses 5 days ago

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    To tell you the truth, at times i just don't know about people on this site, you havn't heard from them for a few days, so you send them a simple hello how are you doing this...
    kimheart1992 kimheart1992 22-25, F 4 Responses Apr 19

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    Don't get me wrong, I love my parents. It's just... sometimes (most of the time) I wish they would get divorced. My mum is easily pissed off and my dad constantly shouts and swears...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 9

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    I am an adult on the Autism spectrum. As a child, I never really had quality of friends. They often used me. I believe in a race of people/extraterrestrials called...
    NiggiMaskedSalesman NiggiMaskedSalesman 36-40, F 1 Response Apr 16

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    I am 16 yrs old girl and in my life happened something strange that I cant understand but I love and I cant let go altough it is hurting me and I just can't decide what is right so...
    nitheism nitheism 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 18

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    i just read a lot of rubbish my friend showed me? i just can't understand it. http://christwire.org/2011/05/20-ways-to-tell-if-your-teenage-daughter-is-a-lesbian/ i find it soo...
    AlisonMcDonaldx AlisonMcDonaldx 13-15, F 8 hrs ago

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    Okay so this is ridiculous, and after explaining the story I'm pretty sure I'll get called crazy. I started working at shoe store about 8 months ago, there are 4 managers and I...
    Pearlljjam Pearlljjam 18-21, F 5 Responses Apr 6

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    1: What would you name your future daughter/son? Daughter: Leoni son: Ben 2: Do you miss anyone? My daddy RIP xoxo 3: What if I told you that you were pretty? Smile and tuck...
    polarbearlove polarbearlove 13-15, F Apr 16

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    Am attracted to my teacher, or maybe you can say in love with her! Am 16 years old and she 31 she's married btw! I guess she also has feelings towards me because she always brings...
    Bloomington82 Bloomington82 18-21, T 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    I can't remember the first 10 or 12 years of my life. And what few "memories" I have are more like pictures (like I may have seen a picture of it and remember that/I only remember...
    IAmJustAGhostGirl IAmJustAGhostGirl 13-15, F Apr 7

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    So this is quite a long story, read it if you dare..I'm not sure if I could say I'm in love but I have definitely had this person on my mind for the last few years..every since I...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Apr 9

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    I just love how i get tired at night yet im so active that i do stuff like update stuff, play with cat or just run throughout my house (can't be loud tho cause people sleeping and...
    cataloca cataloca 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 14

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    There are three coworkers who i find absolutely annoying to the point where I REALLY wish I could say "SHUT THE EFF UP ALREADY". Mrs. "H" is lazy, she doesn't do half the things...
    BrokeBandit BrokeBandit 36-40, F Apr 7

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    EP wouldn't let me copy and paste the questions so I had to write them out and type them again :( anyway here goes: 1: What would you name your future daughter? I'm not sure if I...
    PinkChocolate00 PinkChocolate00 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 17

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    I was diagnosed with PV 4 months ago, after months of weekly phlebotomies Ive just finally had my first month without one..but now levels are rising and I'm back to twice a month...
    richardmk richardmk 46-50 9 hrs ago

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    I truly can't wait. Finals start on 26th may and will be over before 10th june. Then I'll be having atleast a 45 days vacation. I'll be going home, spend time with my mom and...
    akhilnsec akhilnsec 18-21, M 1 hr ago

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    I owe you an explanation I can't give you in fact. Suppose I never will. I could barely explain it, even though it's actually very simple... I told you I was afraid to be around...
    Mellangela Mellangela 26-30, F Apr 3

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    I had a terrible nightmare last night, and I can't get over it. I was raped, and I didn't know by whom and I was suddenly like four months pregnant. Everyone at school was laughing...
    kingbrizo kingbrizo 18-21 Apr 11

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    I had a terrible nightmare last night, and I can't get over it. I was raped, and I didn't know by whom and I was suddenly like four months pregnant. Everyone at school was laughing...
    kingbrizo kingbrizo 18-21 Apr 11

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    I have a family member that gets depressed from time to time. In many respects, he has a good life. Although he is a bit of a loner, he is a great person and many people really...
    deannapatricia deannapatricia 26-30 Apr 14

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    1: What would you name your future daughter? Nina (middle name Anne) 2: Do you miss anyone? Yes 3: What if I told you that you were pretty? I would ask if you were blind 4: Ever...
    cuttergurl56 cuttergurl56 13-15, F Apr 17