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I Say You Just Can't Make This Stuff Up

Truth IS stranger than fiction...and frequently more entertaining. 85 People

    No, It Really Does Suck!

    My upstairs neighbor has a vacuuming fetish. When I moved in here, my landlord told me that the previous tenant had told him that she vacuums every day. She wasn't kidding. This woman Hoovers more than all of the cleaning ladies at your local Holiday Inn combined. El has...
    Nyxie Nyxie 51-55, F 41 Responses Aug 26, 2009

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    I Don't Think the Pope Will Be Visiting Anytime Soon

    Virgin Mary spotted in bird poop Virgin Mary spotting has dropped to new lows with a Texas family claiming that the mother of Jesus has made an appearance in bird poop attached to their pickup truck. The image of the Virgin Mary appeared after Salvador Pachuca returned home...
    Nyxie Nyxie 51-55, F 10 Responses Jul 17, 2009

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    Today I will never forget it.

    From People who I did not expect said that I have serious behavior problems because I said truth things. What a world! No more person who can accept the reality and truth statement in front of them. Why should I follow misleading!
    LonelyLittleBird LonelyLittleBird 31-35, F Jun 5, 2014

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    My Near-mouse Experience

    So I was sitting outside of the office building on a rare sunny day last week reading some research about the proposed revamp of the crisis response system in my state.  (Yeah I know, riveting stuff).  Suddenly out of the corner of my eye I see something rapidly...
    dopecounselor dopecounselor 41-45, F 8 Responses Oct 15, 2009

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    Some Of The Things

    That I have been though or seen, there is just no way that you can make this stuff up.  Midnight run from Shanghai to Suzhou China is one example.  What a ride it was... 12:30 AM arrive in the airport in China and get into a car that I didn't know the people in it...
    mtvlm mtvlm 41-45, M 1 Response May 18, 2010

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    baseball Oddity: Giants ace Matt Cain can sure

    carve up the strike zone, but when he tried carving a ham-and-cheese sandwich into "fancy triangles," he lost his grip on his knife, grabbed it in midair, was reminded immediately that knives are sharp and wound up on the disabled list with a sliced finger.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M Dec 29, 2014

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    Protect Your Balls!

    Police seek man with fetish for exercise balls Fri Jul 17, 9:01 pm ET DULUTH, Minn. – Police are looking for a man with a self-professed sexual fetish for slashing rubber balls. Police have been seeking the 31-year-old since surveillance tape...
    Nyxie Nyxie 51-55, F 22 Responses Jul 18, 2009

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    Fat Not Fit!

    I longed around my bedroom. Going from bed to desk, and back to bed. It was around 12:00pm. right now. And I was bored. I walk out of my room and down the stairs to see my older sister sitting on fount of the tv. Eating a huge bag of hot frys. "Hi Anna." I said...
    Jessicalovescats223 Jessicalovescats223 26-30, F Nov 17, 2013

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    Related Experiences

    My sister's marriage is on the brink of divorce. She told me yesterday that she simply doesn't feel anything anymore for her husband. And I was so angry at her...I know it may...
    aloysia aloysia 26-30, F 6 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    It seems a certain fear underlies everything. If I were to tell you something profound it would be useless, as every single thing I know is not timeless. I am particularly risk...
    LadyGallivanter LadyGallivanter 41-45, F 1 Response 13 hrs ago

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    Thought this was interesting and I wanted to share my thoughts in a forum where I don't have to worry about what people think. I have been a cross dresser all my life. I often...
    silkydrawers silkydrawers 46-50 3 Responses 14 hrs ago

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    Smh... OHHHH if only you could. The world- and your face would be a much better place. Wait! No, leave your face out of it.
    deademotion11 deademotion11 22-25, M 17 hrs ago

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    I am just laying here in bed, Horny, tired, and Lonely. I want to sleep, but I just can't seem to fall asleep, so I just lay here, Doing much of nothing, and I guess just writing...
    BroknGirl89 BroknGirl89 26-30, F 1 Response 17 hrs ago

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    Today has been the first day Khalil and I were alone for a long time :) Ari went to her aunts and Khalil stuffed me fiercely all day. I had 2 servings of fried rice and 3 servings...
    bombsarenotmusic bombsarenotmusic 18-21, F 5 Responses 18 hrs ago

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    I know for a FACT You can Love someone you have only Known online. There are many people that I only Know online, that I Love very much. I have met some of the most amazin' people...
    BroknGirl89 BroknGirl89 26-30, F 1 Response 23 hrs ago

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    This is a personality trait that goes right through me. I am usually an understanding person and I get that sometimes people have a bad day or are mad at the world, but if you are...
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    People talk about mirror neurons, which essentially fire when observing an action or event involving another person or animal. Everyone has those "cringe" moments, or general...
    X23Skidoo X23Skidoo 16-17, M 1 day ago

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    I have been married for 4 years now. Those four years have been the best and at the same time the most frustrating 4 years of my life. My wife shares so much of herself and I am...
    Itsinside Itsinside 36-40, M 5 Responses 1 day ago

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    One moment I'm all good and seemingly content, seeing what it seems like revelations and vivid understanding but then this one comes around. The clouds and swirls of the F-ing fear...
    MienaMena MienaMena 26-30, F 2 days ago

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    Many years ago now I went to an event and met someone there who I felt was pretty interesting. He was a poet and artist so we exchanged info and have kept in touch sort of through...
    LaGentilleDame LaGentilleDame 31-35, F 3 days ago

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    I am nineteen years old. I work on a huge American Media Corp. at their Europe HQ. I am the youngest employee worldwide. I live abroad, away from home. I am lucky. I am lonely...
    hannasp hannasp 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    Sorry for my broken english So I've had a long-term relationship like 4 years.. i don't know if you could call it long-term but for me this is the longest relationship i've ever...
    Escc Escc 22-25, F 4 days ago

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    I've sat here all evening and stuffed my face with a huge cheese and bacon burger, xxxl fries and a xxxl soda for after I've gorged on two sharer bags of chocolate, a sharer bag of...
    Bigblonde86 Bigblonde86 26-30, F 5 days ago

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    I have a friend who recently asked me why I've been aloof lately. I just told him that I wasn't, I just been doing my stuff but and I'm always up to hang out with him if he wants...
    Blackberries Blackberries 26-30, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    i once was with a group of people and we were talking and I was asked by a guy who I would never date and I said quietly "not you" but it was heard and it was never forgotten even...
    loreto789 loreto789 31-35, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    You really can’t go home again.I’m in my small apartment, a little drunk... *maybe* a little lonely. Looking at photos my Dad sent of the newest renovations that...
    drfate drfate 31-35, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Sure, I can make an Ep friend. But it's impossible for me to make life ones. No I can't try harder or follow some guide. I can't talk to people, I'm terrified at making small talk...
    aeinhardt aeinhardt 18-21, M 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    Every day is just the same broken record. Get up, see my mum off to work, and spend the day at home alone. I try to keep myself busy by gardening, getting some decorating done or...
    blvckhvart blvckhvart 18-21, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    So that is just what I am doing.Expressing thoughts. F*ckkk it!! You don't like then don't read. Simple as that. Interact with me on the posts and questions first for a while...
    TheCunylinguist TheCunylinguist 41-45, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    But if you try sometime you find, you get what you need
    ZosoJimmyPage ZosoJimmyPage 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 26

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    What do you do when you feel you had the one you are meant to spend your life with, and you let them walk away? Our paths were going in different directions. He had his reasons why...
    violet1698 violet1698 31-35, F 1 Response Jun 25

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    In my dream, I'm at a party with most of my friends and a guy who I had a crush on at my old school 4 years ago. Suddenly everyone else leaves and it's just me and the guy. We are...
    cracra2018 cracra2018 13-15 1 Response Jun 25

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    So I've been trying to figure out a way to say this in which people will understand. I've decided it's entirely impossible to do that so here's what I have: I am all about loving...
    underlyinghonesty underlyinghonesty 22-25, F Jun 24

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    This guy I've liked for over a year, apparently has liked me back for the same amount of time. Let's just call him Bob for anonymous sakes. I genuinely like and care about...
    mollzjanine mollzjanine 18-21 1 Response Jun 24

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    It hurts when you have someone in your heart, but you can't have them in your arms.
    SweetHeartxxo SweetHeartxxo 18-21, F Jun 23

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    Hello to those out there like me. I want to write a book about my trials overcomes and let downs. To most my life wouldn't seem so bad but over the past five years I can't keep a...
    Godhasme Godhasme 51-55, M Jun 23

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    Sex is a physical act between two (or more) people. All that you can do here is read and type naughty words. What you do with those "naughty" words is up to you. You can feel...
    knightedone1 knightedone1 41-45, M 2 Responses Jun 22

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    If you are drunk. If you are c/rude. If your color coordination isn't reasonable. I mean who wears green and orange? If you can't control your kids. If you push in front of me in...
    PopMuzik PopMuzik 56-60, M Jun 20

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    1. What would you name your future daughter? I have a son and I don't foresee having any more children. 2. Do you miss anyone? My fiancee. We are in different countries due to...
    KSPerson KSPerson 46-50, M 1 Response Jun 20

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    OK! I want to say this so to make all know what i am from inside. You should know that my HSP which means to whoever read and don't know what it means(High Sensitive personality...
    Egyptianguy34 Egyptianguy34 36-40, M 1 Response Jun 19

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    I think people can. I don't think I'm a good friend or boyfriend, I think my friends and bf can do much better than me. I believe that I'm not even worth the dirt on their shoe to...
    EternalLuckyGuy EternalLuckyGuy 13-15, M 6 Responses Jun 18

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    This mad emotional instability inside me, is honestly too much to handle. I cannot live with it anymore, and to say I'm slowly dying on the inside or that I'm chocking doesn't seem...
    Soligem Soligem 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 17

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