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I Say You Just Can't Make This Stuff Up

Truth IS stranger than fiction...and frequently more entertaining. 82 People

    Some Of The Things

    That I have been though or seen, there is just no way that you can make this stuff up.  Midnight run from Shanghai to Suzhou China is one example.  What a ride it was... 12:30 AM arrive in the airport in China and get into a car that I didn't know the people in it...
    mtvlm mtvlm 41-45, M 1 Response May 18, 2010

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    My Near-mouse Experience

    So I was sitting outside of the office building on a rare sunny day last week reading some research about the proposed revamp of the crisis response system in my state.  (Yeah I know, riveting stuff).  Suddenly out of the corner of my eye I see something rapidly...
    dopecounselor dopecounselor 41-45, F 8 Responses Oct 15, 2009

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    I Don't Think the Pope Will Be Visiting Anytime Soon

    Virgin Mary spotted in bird poop Virgin Mary spotting has dropped to new lows with a Texas family claiming that the mother of Jesus has made an appearance in bird poop attached to their pickup truck. The image of the Virgin Mary appeared after Salvador Pachuca returned home...
    Nyxie Nyxie 51-55, F 10 Responses Jul 17, 2009

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    Fat Not Fit!

    I longed around my bedroom. Going from bed to desk, and back to bed. It was around 12:00pm. right now. And I was bored. I walk out of my room and down the stairs to see my older sister sitting on fount of the tv. Eating a huge bag of hot frys. "Hi Anna." I said...
    Jessicalovescats223 Jessicalovescats223 22-25, F Nov 17, 2013

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    No, It Really Does Suck!

    My upstairs neighbor has a vacuuming fetish. When I moved in here, my landlord told me that the previous tenant had told him that she vacuums every day. She wasn't kidding. This woman Hoovers more than all of the cleaning ladies at your local Holiday Inn combined. El has...
    Nyxie Nyxie 51-55, F 41 Responses Aug 26, 2009

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    Protect Your Balls!

    Police seek man with fetish for exercise balls Fri Jul 17, 9:01 pm ET DULUTH, Minn. – Police are looking for a man with a self-professed sexual fetish for slashing rubber balls. Police have been seeking the 31-year-old since surveillance tape...
    Nyxie Nyxie 51-55, F 22 Responses Jul 18, 2009

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    Today I will never forget it.

    From People who I did not expect said that I have serious behavior problems because I said truth things. What a world! No more person who can accept the reality and truth statement in front of them. Why should I follow misleading!
    LonelyLittleBird LonelyLittleBird 31-35, F Jun 5

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    Related Experiences

    I met someone really terrific. We went out a few times- he seemed into it. I liked him. Spoke to him on a Saturday ( a phone call he initiated) and by Sunday evening I get a " I...
    Songbird35 Songbird35 31-35, F Nov 27

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    I bet you all can't because I have so many!
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    I've been having a hard time deciding what the best decision is for me at this point. I've recently moved to a new city and it just doesn't feel right. I'm not homesick and I've...
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    My friends and family are all On blue tooth saying if he's Thin how's he doing her. ... Your sexy.....she's a butch and a bum bully
    righthere123s righthere123s 51-55, F Dec 2

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    Phone Call From Ernesto The Caretaker: "Hello, Captain Lucky? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house." "Ah, yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem...
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    My family is on iphones I'm gonna bust out laughing. Stop
    ilovemealways51 ilovemealways51 51-55, F Dec 17

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    my ribs are super ticklish!!! :D hehe
    hdhdodkdhdi hdhdodkdhdi 16-17, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I've learned to hate them instead of love them. But you know what? It doesn't matter because when you don't know a girl and you try to talk too her don't keep trying if she says...
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    This is my second post today in less than 30 mins because I have a lot to get off my chest. :) My biggest issue I believe is that I want what I can't have. It's not because I can...
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    I find it so hard to understand women. In general. Especially when you're not attracted to them at all. One tries to keep a distance and let things work out with , we'll , work...
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    There's an artist that you can't stand but then you find yourself nodding your head and singing along with one of their songs...
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    I don't see a point. As long as a person is doing no harm, let them have their own beliefs. You can't blame everyone in a religion for the acts of others. That's like blaming all...
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    if you're not in a band you can't touch my ***
    RememberingSunday22 RememberingSunday22 36-40, F 2 Responses Dec 7

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    My mind is so scattered today. I keep thinking about you. Can't focus on my work. It just keeps piling up.
    been2 been2 36-40, F 4 Responses Dec 15

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    In a week, I will be visiting my In-Laws, practicing the fine art of biting my tongue and picking my fights. Find your zen place, breathe, let it go, yes, your FIL is a racist...
    frostyflower frostyflower 26-30, F 5 Responses Dec 17

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    It seems that I care to much of how people think of me, regret too much of my past. Look at how people react to what I say and when It doesn't turn out the why I wanted, I would...
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    So there's multiple girls who really like me. And being a single guy, I'm not really tied down anywhere, so I flirt and talk to multiple girls. There's 2 specific girls who are...
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    This sucks. It's 11:48pm and my room is way too hot and stuffy. I just can't get to sleep. I tried watching a tv show to pass the time and make me tired, but I just can't sleep :(
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    I can't ever. I find it so embarrassing that my friends might realise I have emotions. emotions are embarrassing. I'm not comfortable with letting people know I'm not indifferent...
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    This has been a problem for me my whole life. I grew up isolated. I wasn't allowed to have friends, go outside or be loved. We didn't celebrate holidays or get stuff for christmas...
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    Finally, a place to find some comfort. Thank you so much for your story... of course, I draw such similarity to my experience. I have had an affair for almost 4 years and she...
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    Tonight was confusing... Talked to someone I never thought I'd really talk to again. I looked a mess, I was tired cold, and just overly exhausted. I was texting as I saw him walk...
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