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I Say You Just Can't Make This Stuff Up

Truth IS stranger than fiction...and frequently more entertaining. 85 People

    My Near-mouse Experience

    So I was sitting outside of the office building on a rare sunny day last week reading some research about the proposed revamp of the crisis response system in my state.  (Yeah I know, riveting stuff).  Suddenly out of the corner of my eye I see something rapidly...
    dopecounselor dopecounselor 41-45, F 8 Responses Oct 15, 2009

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    I Don't Think the Pope Will Be Visiting Anytime Soon

    Virgin Mary spotted in bird poop Virgin Mary spotting has dropped to new lows with a Texas family claiming that the mother of Jesus has made an appearance in bird poop attached to their pickup truck. The image of the Virgin Mary appeared after Salvador Pachuca returned home...
    Nyxie Nyxie 51-55, F 10 Responses Jul 17, 2009

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    Fat Not Fit!

    I longed around my bedroom. Going from bed to desk, and back to bed. It was around 12:00pm. right now. And I was bored. I walk out of my room and down the stairs to see my older sister sitting on fount of the tv. Eating a huge bag of hot frys. "Hi Anna." I said...
    Jessicalovescats223 Jessicalovescats223 26-30, F Nov 17, 2013

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    Protect Your Balls!

    Police seek man with fetish for exercise balls Fri Jul 17, 9:01 pm ET DULUTH, Minn. – Police are looking for a man with a self-professed sexual fetish for slashing rubber balls. Police have been seeking the 31-year-old since surveillance tape...
    Nyxie Nyxie 51-55, F 22 Responses Jul 18, 2009

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    Some Of The Things

    That I have been though or seen, there is just no way that you can make this stuff up.  Midnight run from Shanghai to Suzhou China is one example.  What a ride it was... 12:30 AM arrive in the airport in China and get into a car that I didn't know the people in it...
    mtvlm mtvlm 41-45, M 1 Response May 18, 2010

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    baseball Oddity: Giants ace Matt Cain can sure

    carve up the strike zone, but when he tried carving a ham-and-cheese sandwich into "fancy triangles," he lost his grip on his knife, grabbed it in midair, was reminded immediately that knives are sharp and wound up on the disabled list with a sliced finger.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M Dec 29, 2014

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    Today I will never forget it.

    From People who I did not expect said that I have serious behavior problems because I said truth things. What a world! No more person who can accept the reality and truth statement in front of them. Why should I follow misleading!
    LonelyLittleBird LonelyLittleBird 31-35, F Jun 5, 2014

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    No, It Really Does Suck!

    My upstairs neighbor has a vacuuming fetish. When I moved in here, my landlord told me that the previous tenant had told him that she vacuums every day. She wasn't kidding. This woman Hoovers more than all of the cleaning ladies at your local Holiday Inn combined. El has...
    Nyxie Nyxie 51-55, F 41 Responses Aug 26, 2009

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    Not wanting something to be true doesn't make it false. Not wanting something to be true also doesn't make your friend a jealous b!tch. All it does is make a person upset over a...
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    You didn't know it when you said "Hello." You didn't know that I thought about you afterwards until sweat beaded my skin and you didn't know that I wore myself out, thinking of you...
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    I hate this part of me.. if someone asks me to do something I just say Yes .. even if I can't or don't want to, I just say what they want to hear and I don't know why!? It's...
    Jaybo93 Jaybo93 22-25, M 1 day ago

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    I'll be 30 this October 2015, I can't believe I'll be that old. and I still don't drive..or can't drive. Its not that I haven't tried. As a teen I took driver's ed in highschool...
    DrawingDragons DrawingDragons 26-30, F 1 day ago

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    When you don't feel happy, I'll love you LOL! When you feel lonely and sad, you can think about the new place you want to go, the country you want to travel to and the good things...
    HappyOrUnhappy HappyOrUnhappy 13-15, M 2 days ago

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    I believe we all have a Batman like friend (emotionless and stotic) while i'm the Joker friend (carefree and funny), except almost nowhere near psychotic:I tried so hard, my dear...
    EternalLuckyGuy EternalLuckyGuy 13-15, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Sure can,t and find it a lot on this site..Damn it,s ok to be a perv i,m one at times as well but why lie...If you say you will do something do it...***.. just say n...Stop the...
    trampgirl trampgirl 31-35, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    1: What would you name your future daughter? No Idea. I will need to marry before I think about that. 2: Do you miss anyone? Only when they are running in a high crosswind (joking...
    Writer1967 Writer1967 46-50, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    1: What would you name your future daughter? Scarlet. I know this probably won't happen, but I like to think I'll have twins, a boy and girl, and I will name them Scarlet and...
    FloridaGirl93 FloridaGirl93 18-21, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    1: What would you name your future daughter? Oliva. 2: Do you miss anyone? My ex. 3: What if I told you that you were pretty? I would believe you had ulterior motives. 4: Ever...
    macabre00 macabre00 26-30, F 5 days ago

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    50 for the fun of it!!! I might have done this list before! Who cares? Not I! So here are my answers!!! 1: What would you name your future daughter? Olivia Diana!!! 2: Do you...
    LadyGypsy LadyGypsy 36-40, F 5 days ago

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    1: What would you name your future daughter? Darcy 2: Do you miss anyone? Absolutely! 3: What if I told you that you were pretty? Beautiful sounds better please! 4: Ever been told...
    ctstranger ctstranger 41-45, F 5 days ago

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    ​1: What would you name your future daughter? Not sure..2: Do you miss anyone? Yeah... there are quite a few who's company I miss...3: What if I told you that you were pretty...
    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    OH MY GOODNESS, I'M CRYING OVER HERE....Just in case someone else needed a laugh today...https://youtu.be/mD2wlpTXDDg
    txbtrfly txbtrfly 41-45, F a week ago

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    http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Married-on-Club-Penguin:D How to Get Married on Club PenguinTipsNo giving out your age or address or email. You can't tell them what state you live in...
    Andrewsarchus Andrewsarchus 18-21, M Jul 21

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    I'm not actually sure where I should start with everything I would like to be open and honest about everything my my relationship in the past 11 years but it's a lot for any one...
    buttermonkey buttermonkey 26-30, F Jul 20

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    don't ask a question if you can't handle the answer.
    GngrBitch GngrBitch 31-35, F 1 Response Jul 20

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    I finally fell asleep without dreaming of you. But what good does that do when I'm not waking up to you. You're always on my mind. I wake up & the worry is there again. The pain is...
    taminglife taminglife 22-25, F Jul 19

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    You know what I hate....being lied to...its one of, if not my biggest, pet peeve. Its something that ****** me off for days and days no matter how small it is. This time tho...it's...
    FalseSmile FalseSmile 22-25, M Jul 19

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    Okay I a women, however even so I am most exspect me be al for women right. Well I am bit I notice more we should fight for men. Okay here some reason 1) women say they want to be...
    CuteButTheDevil CuteButTheDevil 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 19

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    I keep reading that it's hard to have a find a nice guy. Well guess what, we don't look like channing tatum. But we exist but we are probably someone you friend zoned or someone...
    CityWok88 CityWok88 26-30, M 2 Responses Jul 15

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    Ok this is probably going to be a long story because I'm just going to get it all out. When I was 14 I met a guy named Dan. He was my best friends brother. I immediately had a huge...
    KellyandDan KellyandDan 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 15

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    I have been working at my present job for 3 years now, and the company was just bought out (replaced) by another. This new company is great, they are wonderful and supportive and...
    iSpyce iSpyce 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 14

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    I over analyze everything. Then I over thinking it. I will pick apart every sentence every letter down to the way you said it to me. And I hate it. I can't stop it either. Its...
    KiraRawr KiraRawr 16-17, F 5 Responses Jul 14

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    Have you ever felt the pain of wanting someone you can't have? Thinking about what used to be or the way things once were. The smiles you shared. The laughs you enjoyed. The...
    BadlyBent BadlyBent 36-40, F 10 Responses Jul 14

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    One our biggest responsibilities as parents are to teach our children to make good choices. It’s not enough for them to do the right thing simply because someone tells them to...
    themorningstaracademy themorningstaracademy 26-30, F Jul 14

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    People are telling others that suicide is stupid, and to just get over it. That ****** me off. I've been suicidal before, not fun. And you can't 'just get over it'. And for...
    ShantelH ShantelH 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 13

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    Believe me when I say this: I have tried!!!!! I've done everything I could! Going to therapy, releasing anger, cried my eyes off, screamed, more therapy... 5 months have passed and...
    Gaialion Gaialion 36-40, F 2 Responses Jul 12

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    When you can't fall asleep for the whole night and you see the sun rise, you know need some sleep so you try again to get the elusive sleep. It's a struggle most nights some more...
    Ugnius2121 Ugnius2121 16-17, M Jul 11

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    Back when I was in 5th grade, I met this kid. I would tell you his name, but I can't, so let's refer to him as Mark. Anyway, Mark and I had a lot in common. We both believed in the...
    Emberlasting Emberlasting 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 10

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    I have zero rhythm and zero ability to follow a beat, You know it's bad when someone tries to teach you how to move your hips and you can't even do that right. I looked like a...
    Stitttch Stitttch 31-35, M Jul 9

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    seems a lot of people I have tried to get to know on here have blocked Me as I can NO longer see them or their profiles all I have to say is GROW UP You Immature stupid *****! I...
    sissyanonau sissyanonau 31-35, M Jul 9

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    I'm really glad that they can't. Cause if they do, it would be the end of the world to me I'm basically the kind of person who just literally have random thoughts scatter all over...
    Danica117 Danica117 18-21, F Jul 9

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    Everyone had fell in love or liked someone they can't have. I had liked someone who I wouldn't have. I wanted a relationship with him I asked him out but he told me no twice. I...
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 9

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