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I Say You Just Can't Make This Stuff Up

Truth IS stranger than fiction...and frequently more entertaining. 87 People

    baseball Oddity: Giants ace Matt Cain can sure

    carve up the strike zone, but when he tried carving a ham-and-cheese sandwich into "fancy triangles," he lost his grip on his knife, grabbed it in midair, was reminded immediately that knives are sharp and wound up on the disabled list with a sliced finger.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M Dec 29, 2014

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    My Near-mouse Experience

    So I was sitting outside of the office building on a rare sunny day last week reading some research about the proposed revamp of the crisis response system in my state.  (Yeah I know, riveting stuff).  Suddenly out of the corner of my eye I see something rapidly...
    dopecounselor dopecounselor 41-45, F 8 Responses Oct 15, 2009

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    Protect Your Balls!

    Police seek man with fetish for exercise balls Fri Jul 17, 9:01 pm ET DULUTH, Minn. – Police are looking for a man with a self-professed sexual fetish for slashing rubber balls. Police have been seeking the 31-year-old since surveillance tape...
    Nyxie Nyxie 51-55, F 22 Responses Jul 18, 2009

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    Today I will never forget it.

    From People who I did not expect said that I have serious behavior problems because I said truth things. What a world! No more person who can accept the reality and truth statement in front of them. Why should I follow misleading!
    LonelyLittleBird LonelyLittleBird 31-35, F Jun 5, 2014

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    Fat Not Fit!

    I longed around my bedroom. Going from bed to desk, and back to bed. It was around 12:00pm. right now. And I was bored. I walk out of my room and down the stairs to see my older sister sitting on fount of the tv. Eating a huge bag of hot frys. "Hi Anna." I said...
    Jessicalovescats223 Jessicalovescats223 22-25, F Nov 17, 2013

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    Some Of The Things

    That I have been though or seen, there is just no way that you can make this stuff up.  Midnight run from Shanghai to Suzhou China is one example.  What a ride it was... 12:30 AM arrive in the airport in China and get into a car that I didn't know the people in it...
    mtvlm mtvlm 41-45, M 1 Response May 18, 2010

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    I Don't Think the Pope Will Be Visiting Anytime Soon

    Virgin Mary spotted in bird poop Virgin Mary spotting has dropped to new lows with a Texas family claiming that the mother of Jesus has made an appearance in bird poop attached to their pickup truck. The image of the Virgin Mary appeared after Salvador Pachuca returned home...
    Nyxie Nyxie 51-55, F 10 Responses Jul 17, 2009

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    No, It Really Does Suck!

    My upstairs neighbor has a vacuuming fetish. When I moved in here, my landlord told me that the previous tenant had told him that she vacuums every day. She wasn't kidding. This woman Hoovers more than all of the cleaning ladies at your local Holiday Inn combined. El has...
    Nyxie Nyxie 51-55, F 41 Responses Aug 26, 2009

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    Why men don't write advice columns... Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't...
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