I Say You Just Can't Make This Stuff Up

Truth IS stranger than fiction...and frequently more entertaining. 84 People

    I Don't Think the Pope Will Be Visiting Anytime Soon

    Virgin Mary spotted in bird poop Virgin Mary spotting has dropped to new lows with a Texas family claiming that the mother of Jesus has made an appearance in bird poop attached to their pickup truck. The image of the Virgin Mary appeared after Salvador Pachuca returned home...
    Nyxie Nyxie
    51-55, F
    8 Responses Jul 17, 2009

    Today I will never forget it.

    From People who I did not expect said that I have serious behavior problems because I said truth things. What a world! No more person who can accept the reality and truth statement in front of them. Why should I follow misleading!
    LonelyLittleBird LonelyLittleBird
    31-35, F
    Jun 5, 2014

    Some Of The Things

    That I have been though or seen, there is just no way that you can make this stuff up.  Midnight run from Shanghai to Suzhou China is one example.  What a ride it was... 12:30 AM arrive in the airport in China and get into a car that I didn't know the people in it...
    mtvlm mtvlm
    41-45, M
    1 Response May 18, 2010

    My Near-mouse Experience

    So I was sitting outside of the office building on a rare sunny day last week reading some research about the proposed revamp of the crisis response system in my state.  (Yeah I know, riveting stuff).  Suddenly out of the corner of my eye I see something rapidly...
    dopecounselor dopecounselor
    41-45, F
    8 Responses Oct 15, 2009

    baseball Oddity: Giants ace Matt Cain can sure

    carve up the strike zone, but when he tried carving a ham-and-cheese sandwich into "fancy triangles," he lost his grip on his knife, grabbed it in midair, was reminded immediately that knives are sharp and wound up on the disabled list with a sliced finger.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    Dec 29, 2014

    Fat Not Fit!

    I longed around my bedroom. Going from bed to desk, and back to bed. It was around 12:00pm. right now. And I was bored. I walk out of my room and down the stairs to see my older sister sitting on fount of the tv. Eating a huge bag of hot frys. "Hi Anna." I said...
    Jessicalovescats223 Jessicalovescats223
    26-30, F
    Nov 17, 2013

    No, It Really Does Suck!

    My upstairs neighbor has a vacuuming fetish. When I moved in here, my landlord told me that the previous tenant had told him that she vacuums every day. She wasn't kidding. This woman Hoovers more than all of the cleaning ladies at your local Holiday Inn combined. El has...
    Nyxie Nyxie
    51-55, F
    41 Responses Aug 26, 2009

    Protect Your Balls!

    Police seek man with fetish for exercise balls Fri Jul 17, 9:01 pm ET DULUTH, Minn. – Police are looking for a man with a self-professed sexual fetish for slashing rubber balls. Police have been seeking the 31-year-old since surveillance tape...
    Nyxie Nyxie
    51-55, F
    20 Responses Jul 18, 2009

    Related Experiences

    Well, it's been a lovely time floating through Experience Project. I'd like to thank my few friends, the intelligent peeps, the fakers, the short-tempered, the perverts, etc. You...
    SlipperyHawk SlipperyHawk
    13-15, M
    Apr 21
    this is something crazy which a friend is going through, she asked me to help her but I don't know how to advice her..''i really don't know what to do now,I fell in love with and...
    Rosalindaag Rosalindaag
    22-25, F
    Apr 20
    Friends, fans and favorites, my first, and last post to EP.. If you'd like to stay in contact you can find me on imagefap, and xhamster at MistahJ and Frather_Samhain respectively...
    GrandKhtulhu GrandKhtulhu
    22-25, M
    1 Response Apr 20
    I hate calling him Dad because there's a difference in being a father and being a dad; He definitely ain't my dad. It just ****** me off when I clean up after him and he goes to my...
    Stormeyes Stormeyes
    18-21, F
    Apr 20
    Get this song out of my head. Grisi variation. I have to learn it and now I'm going to dream about that variation I swear. I also can't remind you after EP closes to positively...
    FieryWolf FieryWolf
    16-17, F
    Apr 19
    I'm trying to write this paper but I can't!! I'm so tired I'm Layin in bed. I can't focus
    Flowerpower5678 Flowerpower5678
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 19
    Racists and haters are a part of the reason why I hate humanity for I will not be a part of a society that bases everything on hate and selfishness. I refuse it this world is full...
    SladeBolinLeaderofEp SladeBolinLeaderofEp
    18-21, M
    1 Response Apr 19
    I can't stop thinking about you so I will indulge myself and remember everything without trying to shut it out. I don't know what tomorrow brings but tonight I celebrate memories.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 19
    I like this girl in my tech school but I can't tell her because she wouldn't care. She talks to a lot of guys and craziest part is we have a snapchat and we had a great convo on...
    YourSecretAdmire22 YourSecretAdmire22
    22-25, M
    1 Response Apr 18
    My sleepy but I can't sleep!!!!!!!!! Someone talk to me I'm a nice person
    Ilovepigs089 Ilovepigs089
    13-15, F
    1 Response Apr 18
    My sleepy but I can't sleep!!!!!!!!! Someone talk to me I'm a nice person
    Ilovepigs089 Ilovepigs089
    13-15, F
    Apr 18
    I am afraid that I have been ruined forever. I have never loved anyone more. I thought he felt the same, even though he proved to me over and over again just how little I rate in...
    solost17 solost17
    41-45, F
    1 Response Apr 17
    its odd how it happens. you open up to people. you trust, you care and they care too. but then it happens. you realize you start holding back because you dont care to cause pain...
    ArnoldJRimmer ArnoldJRimmer
    46-50, M
    Apr 17
    I just wanted to write my good-bye before the closing. EP, has helped me up when I've felt down and connected me with caring people. I've made a lot of friends in just over a year...
    Benny412 Benny412
    31-35, M
    1 Response Apr 16
    When you know you should let go and move on... How do you keep yourself busy? How do you find that drive to get up and move forward? How do you stop comparing yourself to what is...
    ITmonkey ITmonkey
    31-35, M
    Apr 16
    I was told by someone close to me that no one will ever care for me or love me more than I will. At first I thought that's not true my family loves me way more that I do. (HA) It...
    miazhane miazhane
    18-21, F
    Apr 16
    My partner goes to work for 7 and gets home for a break at 11 before doing another couple of hours. I get up at 8 and leave at 9 to feed her horses, go shopping, get home at 11 and...
    MrW8 MrW8
    46-50, M
    1 Response Apr 16
    i love you all keep being beautiful i love you all so very much if no one else ever dose you always have me thank you for being a part of me and my journey
    o3118152 o3118152
    26-30, M
    Apr 16
    I know that life is meaningless, nothing has inherent meaning, or value, and that's not a bad thing; it should make things rather simple really, there isn't any way to do any...
    justalittlewallflower justalittlewallflower
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Apr 16
    I honestly have been feeling like I want to cry lately... except that I can't. As in I physically can't. The tears don't come. At most a few tears come out but I need a really...
    VioletVivid VioletVivid
    26-30
    2 Responses Apr 15
    Why do I care so much for a man that's not mine. When I know that I shouldn't. My heart always speaks of you, when it should be silent. It needs to learn to let go of the things it...
    lisamarie829 lisamarie829
    26-30, F
    1 Response Apr 15
    I become speechless when i have something i really want to say, but don't feel like I should. When this happens, it's undeniable, something is wrong. I get quiet and quickly exit...
    rottenrobi rottenrobi
    46-50, F
    3 Responses Apr 15
    Today's my last here. Thanks to those I met and the joy you brought. If you want to stay in touch, pm your snapchat. Be cool
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 15
    I already got a sleep disorder I can't be without sleep now for hours because some one is snoring **** me off because I had a family member sleep Over on my room omg I couldn't...
    LucidxxShivery LucidxxShivery
    26-30, F
    Apr 14
    I struggle day to day to not do it. I would go to my family, but I know what theyre gonna say. I would go to my friends, but I don't want to bother them, they might have more...
    CrazyfatCatLady CrazyfatCatLady
    18-21, F
    Apr 14
    This one forum admin. Apparently he thought that the posts I did were rude and made him and his so called friends look stupid...they didn't need me to make them look stupid, they...
    Monstermaster13 Monstermaster13
    22-25, M
    1 Response Apr 13
    Can't understand myself. Don't know what to do!
    starnulf starnulf
    16-17, F
    Apr 13
    I am alone with nobody in my life who I can trust. I'm scared to live but scared to die. I don't want to live, but I don't want to cause my family that pain. or maybe it's just...
    Desperate10 Desperate10
    22-25, F
    Apr 13
    I 'm here to listen and what ever you feel like sharing, please don't hesitate to tell me :) I can bear with alll your stuff. Go ahead and pm me :)
    likePheonix likePheonix
    26-30, M
    Apr 13
    My whole life I have always been very slim and never had to worry about putting weight on. I never dieted and didn't do any formal exercise. These past few months however things...
    Pixiepickle89 Pixiepickle89
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Apr 12
    My feelings are so messy.I can't handle things day to day anymore.I am trying to cope but my heart and mind are fighting.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 12
    Why do I always go through this. You know when you really care about someone and they mean everything to you. Those people who impact your life unexpectedly. I fell in love with...
    Thelostsoulslasthope Thelostsoulslasthope
    13-15, F
    Apr 12
    I was a young, intelligent, motivated kid growing up aspiring to become a Computer Engineer. But as time passed, problems rose between my parents turning into dark days. I've been...
    SoulMadness SoulMadness
    18-21, M
    1 Response Apr 12
    I want to say. This is a really dumb group. And those who know me very well...I don't really get upset at very many things. This is a rare exception. Get turned on or attracted...
    drooniedat drooniedat
    41-45, M
    Apr 11
    How can I stop worrying and ruminating about past mistakes? Also how can I not care when people don't accept me?
    bettyboop777 bettyboop777
    36-40, F
    Apr 11
    I have some issues and I snapped at my friend now she's ignoring me. My crush/friend... I haven't figured out how I feel.. is also ignoring and my new friend type thing is mad at...
    XDeadxNxAliveX XDeadxNxAliveX
    13-15, F
    1 Response Apr 11
    Day Day Day Day Day Day Day Day Day Day Day Day Day Day Day Day Lights off Days lost Crying on my bed Heart beats slowly I'm tryna clear my head but I ain't talking I'm not even...
    stephanie751 stephanie751
    13-15, F
    Apr 10
    I can't even explain why I'm sad. When I'm alone my mood instantly changes and I get sad for no reason. Sometime I have an urge to feel sad and I can't explain why.... am I the...
    EkuV EkuV
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 10
    I can't begin to understand for the life of me most things like Life and other things. But I can say what I did somehow figure out. Life is too precious and short to be too much of...
    SMLMystery1 SMLMystery1
    13-15, F
    1 Response Apr 10
    I never liked the idea of arranged marriage. Because I can't just marry a guy who don't even know. My mom's was one. The result she's separated from my father because he's a psycho...
    imasurvivor92 imasurvivor92
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Apr 10
    im 15 and yesterday I was raped by a 22 year old . my boyfriend who I planned on being with for so long, broke up with me because he says I shouldn't have had a guy in my house in...
    MorbidPeaches MorbidPeaches
    13-15, F
    1 Response Apr 10
    The image says it all. Quit smoking already.
    Maaren Maaren
    16-17, M
    Apr 10
    Couldn't sleep the other night and ended up having to go to work the next day a 12 hour shift. Straight 24+ hours awake most of the time. I feel like sleep deprivation makes you...
    Bonnet9 Bonnet9
    26-30, F
    Apr 9
    It's incredibly hard for me to trust anyone. I have a boyfriend but I don't trust him and he hasn't done much to make me doubt him. Stupid things like he forgets he mentioned...
    justapittsburghgirl justapittsburghgirl
    26-30, F
    Apr 9
    I've known him for about a week and *******.. he's just so amazing. His mind draws me in even more than his appearance. He's one of those people that you just want to get to know...
    FarOutFreeSpirit FarOutFreeSpirit
    16-17, F
    1 Response Apr 8
    Ever since I was in school I had always been an outsider. I was always the weird kid that nobody talked to. I had a few friends throughout my school years but those friendships...
    Heretic9320 Heretic9320
    18-21, M
    Apr 8
    I had several chances to ask her for a date. I never took any of those chances since I had low self esteem at the time and assumed there was no way she'd be interested. None of the...
    Mossonarock Mossonarock
    41-45, M
    Apr 8
    Is it wrong of me that he still crosses my mind and I allow him to? That I miss him still? That I still love and care for him though I've met a few after him? Is it wrong of me I...
    endlessl0ve endlessl0ve
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Apr 8
    What do you say when your feelings don't fit into words?
    Mcinacann Mcinacann
    41-45, F
    Apr 7
    i can't decide which is worse, being lied to or finding out that he's playing one person off against another, then throwing one to the lions just because he can. Worse still is...
    LoneSouls LoneSouls
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Apr 7
    07/04/2016 - 99% of the time this is the main reason why I can't sleep every night. Why I lay awake in bed wishing I could just go to sleep. Wishing I could just turn my brain...
    shecanonlydream shecanonlydream
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Apr 6
    I'm confused because I'm falling for my friend. We've been friends since high school. And I just realized that I'm treating her differently than my other best friends now that we...
    reps reps
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Apr 6
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