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I Say You Just Can't Make This Stuff Up

Truth IS stranger than fiction...and frequently more entertaining. 81 People

    I Don't Think the Pope Will Be Visiting Anytime Soon

    Virgin Mary spotted in bird poop Virgin Mary spotting has dropped to new lows with a Texas family claiming that the mother of Jesus has made an appearance in bird poop attached to their pickup truck. The image of the Virgin Mary appeared after Salvador Pachuca returned home...
    Nyxie Nyxie 51-55, F 10 Responses Jul 17, 2009

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    No, It Really Does Suck!

    My upstairs neighbor has a vacuuming fetish. When I moved in here, my landlord told me that the previous tenant had told him that she vacuums every day. She wasn't kidding. This woman Hoovers more than all of the cleaning ladies at your local Holiday Inn combined. El has...
    Nyxie Nyxie 51-55, F 41 Responses Aug 26, 2009

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    Some Of The Things

    That I have been though or seen, there is just no way that you can make this stuff up.  Midnight run from Shanghai to Suzhou China is one example.  What a ride it was... 12:30 AM arrive in the airport in China and get into a car that I didn't know the people in it...
    mtvlm mtvlm 41-45, M 1 Response May 18, 2010

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    My Near-mouse Experience

    So I was sitting outside of the office building on a rare sunny day last week reading some research about the proposed revamp of the crisis response system in my state.  (Yeah I know, riveting stuff).  Suddenly out of the corner of my eye I see something rapidly...
    dopecounselor dopecounselor 41-45, F 8 Responses Oct 15, 2009

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    Fat Not Fit!

    I longed around my bedroom. Going from bed to desk, and back to bed. It was around 12:00pm. right now. And I was bored. I walk out of my room and down the stairs to see my older sister sitting on fount of the tv. Eating a huge bag of hot frys. "Hi Anna." I said...
    Jessicalovescats223 Jessicalovescats223 22-25, F Nov 17, 2013

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    Today I will never forget it.

    From People who I did not expect said that I have serious behavior problems because I said truth things. What a world! No more person who can accept the reality and truth statement in front of them. Why should I follow misleading!
    LonelyLittleBird LonelyLittleBird 31-35, F Jun 5

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    Protect Your Balls!

    Police seek man with fetish for exercise balls Fri Jul 17, 9:01 pm ET DULUTH, Minn. – Police are looking for a man with a self-professed sexual fetish for slashing rubber balls. Police have been seeking the 31-year-old since surveillance tape...
    Nyxie Nyxie 51-55, F 22 Responses Jul 18, 2009

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    Related Experiences

    For 8 years of my life I had this thing where if I knew 1 person hated me I would freak out and I wouldn't be able to sleep at night I would have little mental break downs but as I...
    Angel2345 Angel2345 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 16

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    Boys you can't hide anything from girls
    harry8199 harry8199 18-21, M Jul 1

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    So I'm starting high school next year and I have literally no friends in my entire grade. Last year all of my friends became popular, EVERY SINGLE ONE. How does tht even happen...
    juliakats3 juliakats3 13-15, F 4 Responses Jun 30

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    I don't agree with the you can look but don't touch. My husband likes to look a lot. Especially on chive and walking down the street. It makes me so upset an he doesn't care...
    RebeccaReynolds RebeccaReynolds 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 14

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    Never say or do anything behind someone's back that you couldn't tell them to their face stay real stay true at all times.
    jpruitt28 jpruitt28 31-35 Jul 19

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    There's nothing more irritating than having do- gooders tell you what not to say on EP. Mind your own god damn business, this is my page and negativity is part of my life on a...
    nainaii nainaii 18-21, F Jul 18

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    I have been bad at making friends since 3rd grade and I'm embarrassed of myself for it.
    Scax Scax 16-17, F 3 Responses Jul 17

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    really, many have tried and failed.
    Libert1ne Libert1ne 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 13

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    I love this site! I knew in theory that there were people with my problem, but had never met any of them. Like others here, I don't know what is wrong with me. I do my best, but...
    chazman48 chazman48 46-50, M 1 Response Jul 12

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    Hello! I have definitely found this out! You know a family is suppose to be a special thing. These are suppose to be people who come on this earth naturally equipped to be...
    glassfire100 glassfire100 31-35, F 3 Responses Jul 19

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    If one refuse to listen and won't take advice what is the point of me trying to help? If you won't help yourself and don't change your life for the better then you can't get help...
    MilweePetite MilweePetite 18-21, F Jul 9

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    The most horrible feeling ever! You have those nights where you got so much things on your mind and as soon as you put your head on the pillow the thoughts keep swimming around...
    MilweePetite MilweePetite 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 9

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    What is with all the 'Do you think I'm attractive' clearly you know you are, and you are begging for attention. Then there are the 'Ask me dirty questions' really? You want creeps...
    MsInked511 MsInked511 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 18

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    1000 times. And some of them would have been the "right one"; good for me, kind, flexible, attractive on the inside AND outside, but certain that I couldn't be with them I sought...
    smedleff1 smedleff1 41-45 4 days ago

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    i feel like loosing my grip. i am a trans . i hate my life.. being alone .no one to understand you. everyday i woke up with a wish to find a friend who understands me. thought of...
    leftaalone leftaalone 22-25, T 2 Responses Jul 9

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    You said you can't talk without much explaination. My heart sunk because I broke free. I think I scared you. I want you to know the butterflies are still there. I can't help but...
    toughskinnygirl toughskinnygirl 31-35, F Jul 15

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    ...there isn't a day in my life that you are not in my thoughts...the other day when I texted you-"I am cooking and preparing my fave food for dinner and wish that someday you will...
    hannagrace hannagrace 31-35, F Jul 18

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    Okay, so here's the story. I really like this girl I met online. She's super sweet and fun and happy and the best person ever. I really like her in a romantic way, but she'll never...
    derpicornsunite derpicornsunite 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 19

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    Basically when I'm mad you should thank Jesus that you can't hear what I'm thinking
    tajjonez tajjonez 13-15, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.....wapow!
    marisemarrs marisemarrs 22-25, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Sometimes that's all there is to it. The little hellion stomps around and throws stuff because he/she can't go to Taco Bell... He's a BRAT!!!
    pardax pardax 13-15, M 2 hrs ago

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    There are some that want help and when you try they don't listen, I can't help someone who doesn't want it and can try and be there for them when they need me but that's about as...
    AllThatGlitters29 AllThatGlitters29 18-21, F 2 Responses 14 hrs ago

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    I tend to have dreams about my boyfriend being shot to death. I know it's not REAL but I just can't stop the tears what do I do to stop these dreams I pray every night but the...
    jloves21 jloves21 18-21, F 1 Response 22 hrs ago

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    Today I had a flashback to something one of my friends told me about one day. This kid at our school one day came in wearing Jordan's but according to this other kid they were fake...
    skyblue914 skyblue914 16-17, F Jul 20

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    So I know I should always love my dad and be grateful for everything he's given me, but I really cannot stand him most of the time!! He pays for everything for me and my mom always...
    sindianau sindianau 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    I need help or advice. I am 22 years old, I feel as if I am 50 haha, been through a lot of stuff in my life. I am in love with someone who I will never have, :( we both have...
    CongratulationS CongratulationS 22-25, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    So I honestly just have to get all of this off of my chest because lately I've had way too much anger inside of me. So my girlfriend has 5 other siblings, two of which happen to be...
    lezbihonest18 lezbihonest18 18-21, F Jul 12

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    I just started watching the show Raising Asia and I also just stopped. I'm surprised she got her own show but I could see why in a way because she's a very talented dancer. But now...
    fairytalesandspiderwebs fairytalesandspiderwebs 18-21, F 4 hrs ago

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    To people on here. Don't. It is all for the worse. I'm not directing this towards anyone, any group, I'm just saying. It is not worth it. People leave you. No matter if you've been...
    UnphasedDreams UnphasedDreams 13-15, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    I met my OH when I was 13 and he was 15.... we are pretty much together since than with some on/off phases inbetween. When I was 18 I had an affair with his younger cousin who was...
    anniecherry anniecherry 26-30, F 1 Response 18 hrs ago

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    My husband and I just got into a huge fight about the fact that I don't open up to him. I can understand why he would be upset about it - I would be too if I were in his shoes. But...
    roseblossom90 roseblossom90 22-25, F 4 Responses Jul 17

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    So I have had some seriously ****** up dreams before. Like even though no one knows who I am on this i can't even write them down. Lately when I am in the car with my Mum, i get...
    MaryAnne4 MaryAnne4 18-21, F 5 Responses 6 days ago

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    A little back story here as an infant my parents didn't want me and they basically gave me to my grand parents with the notion drugs are more important than my kids. So my...
    TheSameOne TheSameOne 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 6

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    Firstly I hate the word 'have' it suggests people are a possession for others to own and they aren't, that said this is the closest I have to express myself. It will have to do. So...
    LastEnglishRose LastEnglishRose 36-40, F 1 Response Jul 8

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    Am I ready to let go of something I can't have???? I just want to cry!!!!! Can I accept the realization of him having another interest? I may have myself up for another heartbreak...
    ExecutiveAsst ExecutiveAsst 46-50, F 7 hrs ago

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    Once again I'm back and sadly about the same topic as before, my brother. Sadly he continues to not accept any responsibility for his actions. He and his spouse have ruined a few...
    DannyBoy1972 DannyBoy1972 36-40 Jul 9

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    Had insomnia since the depression started (2005). It's gotten so bad that I use tranquillisers as sleeping pills. I know it is impossible to stop thinking but I wish I could think...
    lntel lntel 18-21 Jul 12

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    I really can't stop thinking about everything, my mood is all over the place lately. I just want everything to return to how it was
    Verix Verix 18-21, M 12 hrs ago

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    I will be 31 this year, and my up to date resume will be almost 3 pages long. My longest job I ever had was McDonald's (5yrs) when I was in High School. I've been working since I...
    Pmiller3 Pmiller3 26-30, M 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    Been hurt a few times.. I can't really trust people to befriend me anymore been around so many fake people and met many ******** I just gave trying to be nice..
    PetiteChica PetiteChica 18-21, F 4 hrs ago

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