I See Dumbasses

You might be a dumbass if you dont know. 94 People

    Dumbasses

    Dumbasses,They're all around,Running businesses,Making bad decisions,Stuffing things up,Tinkering with things that work,When they're done,They don't,No wonder,People like I,Don't want a part!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket
    46-50, M
    Oct 22, 2011

    Yes I do everyday of the week,

    Day in and day out. it's just so hard to find people with common sense these days, I mean most people take everything as a big joke. (Seriously?!) i mean they just don't learn, at most times there so childish! (I agree school can be boring...but still?!) I mean they can't even...
    Cooper802 Cooper802
    18-21, M
    Feb 1, 2015

    Why do people have to be soo rude?

    Like come on, you have a brain why don't you use it before you call others names and pick on them? How would you like it if someone was calling you names? You wouldn't would you? Thats what I thought.
    hearmecryandwatchmedie hearmecryandwatchmedie
    18-21, F
    Dec 24, 2013

    Like The Old Adage Says.....

    Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
    Bocheetus0 Bocheetus0
    31-35, M
    1 Response Jul 8, 2011

    AHH! Dead People Are Following Me

    I know this story is retarded and doesn't make a whole lot of since. I guess you'd have to be a dumbass to understand it but here it is anyway. My brother-in-law was driving to his house one night when he noticed there was a hearse behind him. Everywhere he turned the hearse...
    HurricaneLeia HurricaneLeia
    26-30, F
    3 Responses May 8, 2009

    Ouch ! Lol

    My husband accidentally stabbed himself in the ****. He went to wipe a knife on his pants and it accidentally peirced through his pants. OMG! LMAO!
    HurricaneLeia HurricaneLeia
    26-30, F
    May 1, 2009

    Too Much Pot At the Lake

    Went to the lake this weekend to relax and what better way to relax then drink and get high at the beach. But it looked like my brother got way too toasted and decided to go for a swim. After a little while of being in the water he felt something vibrating on his leg. He thought...
    HurricaneLeia HurricaneLeia
    26-30, F
    Jun 29, 2009

    Did You Hear She Is From Satan?

    once upon a time I was that little girl.... So her grandma died and she is suffering sitting alone at a kiddies party...too sad to participate playing with the other girls without worries. But here's the deal she had grown up that everything is from the devil, the Christian cult...
    indigowitch indigowitch
    22-25, F
    1 Response May 25, 2013

    Hummmm

    So am I the only one that is not a dumbass..... must be noone else has had the experience....... Just life
    redman redman
    46-50, M
    21 Responses May 19, 2008

    Dumb and Dumber

    Dumb: My brother -in-law drops his phone in the toilet. Dumber: He fishes it out , then goes outside and hoses it off. 
    HurricaneLeia HurricaneLeia
    26-30, F
    8 Responses Dec 19, 2008

    Fire and Booze Don't Mix

    My brother got **** *** drunk one night and decided to start a bonfire. When he went to light the fire he lit his hand on fire instead.
    HurricaneLeia HurricaneLeia
    26-30, F
    1 Response Feb 9, 2009

    You Look Old: Tale Of Uncle Joe And Aunt Sue

    Really what is up with parents hitting their children into calling people older than them "uncle or aunty" and "sir or madame"? If we did not do it in the past then we were seen as disrespectful kids that needed to be punished and looked down upon. Now as people grow older they...
    indigowitch indigowitch
    22-25, F
    May 26, 2013

    Real Dumbass

    well im in middle school and i went into the bathroom earlier today and i look on the floor and it looked like someone had stomped out a cigerate on the floor and it was pretty obvious i mean you have to be a dumbass to not throw it in the toliet
    bedwetter13 bedwetter13
    41-45, M
    Oct 19, 2011
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