I See Trouble Ahead

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    You don't want none of this good ******* your

    brains out? Treating you to nice dinners, Showing you the nice places. Spoiling you. Holding you at night. You don't want that? ............... I don't want any of that. You are trouble.
    Sen22 Sen22
    22-25, F
    Sep 2, 2015

    Next Week Sometime

    An old joke that's been played around here only TWICE is about to return! Yes folks, the return of the fire extinguisher! They wait for some poor fool (and I promise it won't be me) to go into the potty. Generally after lunch as that's when the guys take a newspaper. Then they...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality
    36-40, F
    1 Response Aug 28, 2008

    yup! some "dirty" cop has it in fa meee!

    !! bad boys, bad boys making intimidating calls to my house!
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    Sep 2, 2015
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