I send Happy Father's Day wishes to my male friends that had unprotected sex, one-night stands, etc. I do this to antagonize them, mainly, but to remind them that there may be offspring out there belonging to them and the request for child support could come any day now.
If you have friends that have had unprotected sex...particularly one night stands...send them a "St. Paddy's Day" card wishing them luck, so they don't get a father's day card!
It gets people thinking!
Well, the friend that I started this with is expecting! He was not trying, so this Father's Day will be something special!
Hee hee hee!
He's DEFINITELY getting a card this year!
Please tell me that I'm not the only one that does this!!!