I Shock the Monkey Yeah

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    i met someone crazy on ep today i dont know what happened this woman just started trolling me all of sudden abusive i stopped talking she created another account i am shocked...
    bimvim bimvim
    18-21, M
    Apr 21
    It's been a long day without you, my EPAnd I'll tell you all about it when I see you againWe've come a long way from where we beganOh, I'll tell you all about it when I see you...
    MirusMe MirusMe
    18-21, M
    Apr 21
    A few weeks ago I found myself chatting with a young woman in PM. Nothing inappropriate. A friend of friends, somebody that had orbited around our group but whom I never connected...
    JonE65 JonE65
    46-50, M
    Apr 21
    what's wrong with ep now... it's filled with trolls.
    unbound97 unbound97
    18-21, F
    5 Responses Apr 21
    I love this song from Parkway Drive... Vice Grip Parkway Drive Lyrics A system of complete control The pressure builds It wraps its hands around your throat A constant battle...
    Unsatisfiedstace2 Unsatisfiedstace2
    46-50, F
    Apr 21
    Everytime I think of you I always catch my breath I'm still standing here And your miles away And I wonder why you left me And there's a storm that's raging through my frozen heart...
    kk1874 kk1874
    31-35, F
    Apr 20
    Dagboek, 20-4-2016 Vandaag is er veel gebeurd..veel te veel.. Ochtend: Beetje...
    StoryGotTold StoryGotTold
    13-15, F
    Apr 20
    If anyone wants to keep in touch Dj.monkey
    Cheekymonkey974 Cheekymonkey974
    41-45, M
    Apr 20
    You've heard about gay pride, seriously guys, this is about a gay pride of lions, lol. I had heard quite a bit lately about gay behavior among the males of many species, from dogs...
    Humanist321 Humanist321
    70+, M
    1 Response Apr 19
    We’ve got about two days till closing time so I might as well post this now before I forget. Even though I wasn’t the type to use EP to try and gain friends or to seek advice...
    TrentNovac2 TrentNovac2
    18-21, M
    1 Response Apr 19
    "It's been awhile..." "Yeah, I know... sorry." "You don't need to apologize to me. It's entirely up to you if you want to come." "Yeah, I know... no one really cares if I..." "No...
    MarkPaul MarkPaul
    26-30
    Apr 18
    Basshunter - Northern Light When I'm gone Like the northern light I'll shine down on you I will keep my magic sparkle Brighter and higher for you I can see sadness in your eyes...
    Dafhunter Dafhunter
    22-25, M
    Apr 18
    Since it is pouring down here, I thought this song would be perfect. Blame it on the rain (rain) Blame it on the stars (stars) Whatever you do don't put the blame on you Blame it...
    ToughKitty ToughKitty
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Apr 18
    lido the think I am am I?
    Christuner666 Christuner666
    26-30, M
    Apr 16
    Soma by the Smashing Pumpkins Nothing left to say And all I've left to do Is run away From you And she led me on, down With secrets I can't keep Close your eyes and sleep Don't...
    imstucknow imstucknow
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Apr 16
    Once upon a time an affluent farmer approached Buddha with great hope. He prostrated before the sage and sought his blessings. Buddha raised his hand in benediction. "O Venerable...
    DropsOfRain DropsOfRain
    26-30, F
    1 Response Apr 15
    It has been nearly 4 months since I got my abortion. I was 20 when I found out I was pregnant, it was just with a boy I was seeing, nothing serious! I was on the pill and it was a...
    Louise123495 Louise123495
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 15
    We stopped out for breakfast before I dropped these 2 monkeys off at school:)
    JennyTom JennyTom
    41-45, F
    8 Responses Apr 15
    YAYYYYY!!!!! Read my profile first…. R E A D! Look at the groups I've joined! Sheesh… You want to do that before starting up a conversation with me. It clearly states I'm NOT...
    SpirallingUp SpirallingUp
    26-30, F
    Apr 12
    You can add me dj.monkey see this is closing
    Cheekymonkey974 Cheekymonkey974
    41-45, M
    Apr 12
    Day Day Day Day Day Day Day Day Day Day Day Day Day Day Day Day Lights off Days lost Crying on my bed Heart beats slowly I'm tryna clear my head but I ain't talking I'm not even...
    stephanie751 stephanie751
    13-15, F
    Apr 10
    Why does everyone at school think I don't have feelings? They say that they are my friends , but where were they when my walls came crashing down I help them always in everyday...
    Dessily Dessily
    13-15, F
    6 Responses Apr 10
    I was on the monkey bars one day at the park with my cousin. He pantsed me and I fell to the ground, I fell down and he pulled my pants all the way off. He ran away and I ran...
    Spencer53 Spencer53
    22-25, M
    1 Response Apr 10
    Ask me anything you want on here or on https://ask.fm/purple_monkey34
    PurpleMonkey34 PurpleMonkey34
    22-25, M
    Apr 10
    Yeah yeah and yep mhmm yeah
    Justaweirdo11 Justaweirdo11
    13-15, F
    Apr 9
    The day I first met you You told me you'd never fall in love But now that I get you I know fear is what it really was Now here we are, So close yet so far. Haven't I passed the...
    kk1874 kk1874
    31-35, F
    Apr 9
    i am sick of lying that girls look beautiful not every one thats the harsh truth rarely you see a girl that is beautiful being inside and outside between thats like super...
    soul4 soul4
    18-21, M
    Apr 8
    Its the beginning of four years. It was my fiance. Due to my experience I have been pretty guarded and reclusive. I feel really rejected, and I feel like I lost friends because of...
    brokensomeone brokensomeone
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Apr 7
    In February of 2015 i went on a cruise. It was a 7 day cruise in the beginning of the school year so i had to take school off.Because it was in the begging of the year more than 80...
    bellskoolness bellskoolness
    18-21, F
    Apr 7
    I am Mexican and just moved to Canada about 8 months ago for my masters degree. Although I feel my English is decent, I am having to much trouble socializing, I feel like people...
    Telracs Telracs
    22-25, F
    Apr 7
    I Know You're Out There Somewhere by The Moody Blues https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjImFYf2Vzc I know you're out there somewhere Somewhere, somewhere I know I'll find you...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 7
    Behold my apathy that will suck the energy out of you like a monkey on an orange.
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    Apr 6
    I'm so bored With this world that spins around me Used to make me dizzy I'm so tired Of these boys that hang around me Used to drive me crazy A little mayhem never hurt anyone...
    AndrewOber76 AndrewOber76
    36-40, M
    Apr 6
    Part 2. The dream continued. Turns out the guy hadn't always been a loner. He used to paint beautiful Easter eggs and composed really great songs for church, before he became a...
    Hush92 Hush92
    18-21, F
    Apr 5
    Sweet Emotion by Aerosmith https://youtu.be/82cJgPXU-ik Sweet emotion Sweet emotion You talk about things that nobody cares You're wearing out things that nobody wears You...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 5
    Sweet Emotion by Aerosmith https://youtu.be/82cJgPXU-ik Sweet emotion Sweet emotion You talk about things that nobody cares You're wearing out things that nobody wears You...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 5
    Crazy by Aerosmith https://youtu.be/NMNgbISmF4I Come here, baby You know you drive me up the wall The way you make good on all the nasty tricks you pull Seems like we're makin...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 5
    Crying by Aerosmith https://youtu.be/qfNmyxV2Ncw There was a time When I was brokenhearted Love wasn't much of a friend of mine The tables have turned - yeah 'Cause me and them...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 5
    I just wanna share this blog: http://thinkingbelieving.blogspot.com/2008/07/why-jesus-is-cool.html Why Jesus is Cool "There are people one meets in books or in life whom one does...
    yayepisoverimsad yayepisoverimsad
    22-25, F
    Apr 4
    One of my earliest memories are of going to a zoo tbh. I was in a baby-stroller and everything, even got two purple monkey sippy cup souvenirs lmao. - I was like either 3 or 4...
    SalvationArmy SalvationArmy
    18-21, M
    1 Response Apr 4
    what does a monkey say to the nun? A: ohhhh icch ick ****
    kasydragon kasydragon
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Apr 4
    Do I wanna know?~Arctic Monkeys~   
    LiquidSunshine1 LiquidSunshine1
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Apr 3
    Call of Duty zombies dream, love this because I get to be with my two favorite characters Nikolai and Dempsey! I ended up on the catwalk in Call of Duty zombies Der Rise. I...
    CaptainDragoness CaptainDragoness
    18-21, F
    Apr 3
    Nurses are bit-ches. I want to stay away from *******. I'm not judging the whole group but it seems like it's true. Nearly all the nurses I encountered are just BIT-CHIES. Yeah...
    CrazyAndInsane CrazyAndInsane
    22-25, M
    Apr 3
    "I dont really suffer from mobbing really, but Richard (givesrimjobs) is in real pain guys!!!" Although when you were in high school getting brutally bullied you did. Thats when...
    richardisdesperate richardisdesperate
    36-40
    Apr 3
    i really am. i haven't been for a long long while and just feel so uplifted and am so happy idk why but im enjoying every moment of it. and i try to spend as much as my time this...
    dathglas dathglas
    13-15, M
    1 Response Apr 2
    Zedd - Find You Silent love is calling faith To shatter me through your hallways Into echoes you can feel And rehearse the way you heal Make them dance Just like you Cause you...
    Dafhunter Dafhunter
    22-25, M
    Apr 2
    Maroon 5 - She Will Be loved Beauty queen of only eighteen She had some trouble with herself He was always there to help her She always belonged to someone else I drove for miles...
    Dafhunter Dafhunter
    22-25, M
    Apr 1
    I've never shared my bullying story before and I feel like it's the time that I do. I don't even know where to begin. I've never told anybody how I truly have felt over the years...
    rabbitthorn rabbitthorn
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 1
    Is anyone else annoyed by the "Shock-Top" beer label? It irritates me every time I see it. The stupid orange slice with the mohawk and sunglasses, and the name "Shock-Top" doesn...
    HazelMotes HazelMotes
    51-55, M
    Apr 1
    Hysteria by Def Leppard https://youtu.be/IwijZPVD7H0 Out of touch, out of reach, yeah You could try to get closer to me I'm in luck, I'm in deep, yeah Hypnotized, I'm shakin...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 1
    I really love the play on words in this song. Armageddon It by Def Leppard https://youtu.be/3imaNFRez9g You better come inside when you're ready to But no chance if ya don't...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 1
    Climb on board We'll go slow and high tempo Light and dark Hold me hard and mellow I'm seeing the pain, seeing the pleasure Nobody but you, 'body but me, 'body but us Bodies...
    beautifullybroken29 beautifullybroken29
    26-30, F
    1 Response Mar 31
    Don't need permission Made my decision to test my limits 'Cause it's my business, God as my witness Start what I finished Don't need no hold up Taking control of this kind of...
    beautifullybroken29 beautifullybroken29
    26-30, F
    Mar 31
    Grief When someone hurts you at your very core, someone you would have trusted with your life and they betray you there is grief. The last time I hurt this bad I was in high...
    Doomflower Doomflower
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Mar 30
    I am alone, surrounded by The color blue Inside a poem, the only Words i ever knew Washing my hands, of the Many years untold For now i am banned, my Future is to unfold Would you...
    Hiddenmaven Hiddenmaven
    26-30, F
    Mar 30
    If this whole "deleting/freezing EP" thing is real and not an April Fool's prank by the EPAdmins, then I would love to say some things. And I do hope the people I'm about to...
    Pandainpinktutu Pandainpinktutu
    18-21, F
    10 Responses Mar 30
    I Know You're Out There Somewhere by The Moody Blues https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjImFYf2Vzc I know you're out there somewhere Somewhere, somewhere I know I'll find you...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Mar 30
    [x] Smoked A Cigarette [x] Smoked A Cigar [x] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex [] Are / Been In Love [x] Dumped someone [] Been Fired [x] Been In A Fist Fight [] Had A Crush...
    nostalkerswelcome nostalkerswelcome
    26-30
    3 Responses Mar 30
    [] Smoked A Cigarette [] Smoked A Cigar [] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex [x] Are / Been In Love [] Dumped someone [] Been Fired [] Been In A Fist Fight [x] Had A Crush On An...
    SuperSandwizard SuperSandwizard
    16-17, T
    Mar 30
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