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I Shock the Monkey Yeah

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    I am an earth monkey The Earth Monkey is honest, dependable, staid and stable. They are not the ones to rock the boat nor break the rules. This permeates in every aspect of their...
    arecee arecee 46-50, F 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    This is incorrect. I have walked a dog, choked a chicken, even spanked a monkey! But I have never slapped a monkey with a dead parrot ;)
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M 1 Response Jan 11

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    I want a baby monkey so bad. I want to train it.
    maddie91101 maddie91101 13-15, F Jan 10

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    Yeah It never happens lol
    garionrox garionrox 51-55 Jan 13

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    I love a bit of AM. Alex turner is pretty hot too...
    AmyGirlWinter AmyGirlWinter 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 29, 2014

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    It's the only language them primates understand!...
    Diginator Diginator 70+, M 1 Response Jan 11

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    Trust me. The bastard deserved it!!!!!
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M Jan 13

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    My attempt to coyly not answer was taken as I'm an idiot who didn't know what he meant. Fail
    Ownedforaprice Ownedforaprice 22-25, F 1 Response Dec 28, 2014

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    I almost always think they want something, not being serious or just didn't really looked at me right hahaha Idk
    Majin1712 Majin1712 22-25, F 5 Responses Dec 31, 2014

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    I checked my classes for this year online and I found out that I've been placed in English accelerate. I couldn't believe it because I'm never in anything other than mainstream...
    InfiniteTearDrops InfiniteTearDrops 13-15, F Jan 2

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    Despite how I've learned to carry myself, there's always that part of your brain that goes, "but if you knew what I were REALLY like..." I'm starting to eschew that mentality...
    ViewtifulMe ViewtifulMe 26-30, T 3 Responses Jan 5

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    Idk. I just don't get it. idk if I want to get it but sometimes I read really messed up stories on here. 0_o
    HigherCalling HigherCalling 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 8

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    I've been told so many times that I'm unattractive, I pretty much assume anyone who says otherwise is trying to play a cruel joke.
    SerSean SerSean 18-21, M 2 Responses Jan 13

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    I spend a lot of time talking about self-esteem to young people, and I have come to realise that I suffer from many of the same insecurities that they have when it comes to...
    jumpersforgoalposts jumpersforgoalposts 51-55, M 1 Response Jan 18

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    When someone says that they find me attractive, I think they're playing a cruel, twisted joke on me. I get very, very uncomfortable.
    notthis78 notthis78 36-40, F 4 Responses Jan 18

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    Me when someone says I'm attractive "Is this some kind of sick joke?" "Who put you to say this?" "Am I getting punkd?"
    lunazteca lunazteca 18-21, F 8 Responses Jan 19

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    I've been told I'm unattractive enough times to truly believe it. The only fat guy around my age in my town lost a lot of weight when he became bulimic, and that after he lost all...
    SerSean SerSean 18-21, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    To discover today the little product that arrived from South Korea contains badger oil- badger oil??? 😥
    Whinny00 Whinny00 26-30, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    I have never believed it when someone tells me this. I always think theyre lying to me.
    Allanah97 Allanah97 16-17, F 4 days ago

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    Now people have started calling me fake.. N that i dont look like an Indian... Atleast the Indians know... But i dont blame them them.. It is lack knowledge about my country...
    sneha1993 sneha1993 22-25, F 2 days ago

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    Yesterday a girl I've been talking to on here asked to see what I look like. She said she was curious, so I sent her a picture. She didn't believe it was really me. When I asked...
    SerSean SerSean 18-21, M 3 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    Because in high school, the girls would compliment me, or ask me to be their Valentine on Valentine's Day, and as soon as I smiled or blushed, or thanked them, and her friends that...
    SerSean SerSean 18-21, M 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    Saras905 Saras905 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 3

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    I get hit on all day . Work , out , online you name it . Then come the texts late night . Too much .
    Saras905 Saras905 18-21, F 6 Responses Jan 4

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    I'm wasted :)) hahahhahahhahah
    missANONYMOUS13 missANONYMOUS13 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 6

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    I just found out my ex bf is telling everyone I was horrible to him and made him feel bad when in reality he was the one who hurt me and made me feel worthless. I started crying...
    GabbyCot GabbyCot 18-21, F 2 Responses 39 mins ago

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    I had lived in the uk since I was 13 and sadly I have been very unlucky and I had encountered lots of racial abuse and hatred I feel that 99% of white people and especially...
    newyear15 newyear15 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 14

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    I had lived in the uk since I was 13 and sadly I have been very unlucky and I had encountered lots of racial abuse and hatred I feel that 99% of white people and especially...
    newyear15 newyear15 31-35, F Jan 14

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    I had lived in the uk since I was 13 and sadly I have been very unlucky and I had encountered lots of racial abuse and hatred I feel that 99% of white people and especially...
    newyear15 newyear15 31-35, F 9 Responses Jan 14

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    I had lived in the uk since I was 13 and sadly I have been very unlucky and I had encountered lots of racial abuse and hatred I feel that 99% of white people and especially...
    newyear15 newyear15 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 14

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    I had lived in the uk since I was 13 and sadly I have been very unlucky and I had encountered lots of racial abuse and hatred I feel that 99% of white people and especially...
    lostsouluk lostsouluk 31-35, F 2 Responses Jan 14

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    I had lived in the uk since I was 13 and sadly I have been very unlucky and I had encountered lots of racial abuse and hatred I feel that 99% of white people and especially...
    lostsouluk lostsouluk 31-35, F Jan 14

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    Lol yeah :( so bored this night it's 2:06am and can't fall asleep
    dashuria dashuria 16-17, F 43 mins ago

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    Yeah I was watching vines today and the things people make up are ridiculous. Sometimes I watch vines and I'm like I had that idea too but I didn't think people would find it funny...
    dashuria dashuria 16-17, F 40 mins ago

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    Well hello dear readers.. I wanted to share my stories and experience because I think that every experience is worth sharing.. It all started in August when I was hooking up with...
    singingthestoryofmylife singingthestoryofmylife 16-17, F Jan 11

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    Alright so I can not sleep tonight and decided tonight would be a good night to research something funny my sister mentioned to me. She was doing some research because both her and...
    Welllaugh Welllaugh 36-40, F 4 Responses Jan 4

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    The Blue Monkey there once was a famous blue monkey whose behavior was often quite funky; the chimpanzees laughed, so did the giraffes, but then one day the monkey smelled skunky...
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M Jan 9

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    Ever just be sitting there, then all of the sudden some type of animal pops into your head, and then you start thinking about how you don't know what that animal smells like, and...
    BananaSmoothiee BananaSmoothiee 18-21, F Jan 9

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    What's wrong with someone's skin color? Oh they're brown, guess that means they aren't allowed to have regular jobs and the same respect as a white person. As a white person, I...
    HannahMarieX HannahMarieX 18-21 21 Responses Jan 12

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    The Big Dipper Chapter 15 August 14, 2012 The Last Day “HAPPY LAST DAY!” Tessa, Renn, Skylar, and Katie screamed as Billy walked out of Kellogg’s for the last time. Billy...
    awesomefallenangel13 awesomefallenangel13 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 16

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    About two years ago i met a guy. I met him when i was in New York. He's Italian and he's at New York because he was study travelling. We met at a small cafe with some musicians...
    annaambrose annaambrose 13-15 1 Response Jan 18

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    So you want to hear an urban legend huh. Well here’s a tale I first heard when I was a young teen. Let’s just call it, The Legend of the Hanging Hand. Our tale begins with...
    paclark paclark 31-35 Dec 28, 2014

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    I hope you guys would take time to read my story, and I'd really appreciate if you could maybe leave some comments below. So my ex-boyfriend and I were together for more than a...
    Pauline0497 Pauline0497 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 29, 2014

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    Hey y'all I got something to say about my girlfriend Angie. She is the best girlfriend that I have ever came across. I remember we met at a grocery store at 8 or something and we...
    IntrovertCat IntrovertCat 13-15, M 2 Responses Dec 31, 2014

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    I noticed that when one heals, so does the other. Or at least that's how it seems in my case. A lot of my twin posts are long, so I'll try to keep this one simple. He and I are...
    topsykrit topsykrit 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 6