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I Shock the Monkey Yeah

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    There is a storm of anxiety and restlessness inside me. I long for excitement. I want to scream and dance and fall through the sky. I want to jump on a plane and wake up...
    AnnUrban AnnUrban 26-30, F 1 Response 39 mins ago

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    The Monkey and the Wedge There was once a merchant who employed many carpenters and masons to build a temple in his garden. Regularly, they would start work in the morning; take...
    noblerain noblerain 31-35 1 hr ago

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    Okay... This is embarrassing. Here's a funny story for you guys. So about two weeks ago, my boyfriend and I were doing it upstairs in his room- quietly. His parents always knock...
    Daisygirl08 Daisygirl08 18-21, F 3 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    Yeah I'm a little quiet and socially awkward at times, but at least I'm not rude or anything like that. Just for some reason, when I meet some new people, we only hang once or...
    Corick Corick 18-21, M 3 hrs ago

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    I'm pregnant! I was feeling unwell all this week, and went to the doctor. He was like "You DO know you are 2 months pregnant... RIGHT?". You should have seen the shock on my face...
    SoLovelyLisa SoLovelyLisa 22-25, F 7 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    A seven-year-old girl has inspired hundreds of thousands of people and been immortalised in a T-shirt after she confronted a hate preacher with a simple pro-LGBT gesture.In an...
    peza peza 51-55, M 2 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    Everyone I know thinks I'm so innocent, that there so shock when I swear or talk about mature subjects. It's frustrating that I'll soon be 20 but people still think of me as a...
    BriarRose96 BriarRose96 18-21, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    A Bit About Me 1. Name? Robert....named after no one but the wind 2. Male or female? Male 3. Were you named after anyone? Ooops...see above 4. Does your name mean anything? It...
    zax2 zax2 51-55, M 4 hrs ago

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    Sooo today I was told by a family member they think I'll end up on my own, this shocked and scared me a little her reasoning was that I'm independent. but just because I'm...
    Dreamer248 Dreamer248 22-25, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    I was staying at this hotel with my family. We had just left the pool and returned to our room and started taking showers. So when my wife went to take her shower we didn't have...
    4706bob 4706bob 46-50, M 5 hrs ago

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    Cosmo Kramer: The bus is outta control. So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus. Jerry: Wow. George Costanza...
    funsized1 funsized1 41-45, F 6 hrs ago

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    A candidate from Midnapore appearing for the entrance test of the Industrial Training Institute (ITI) was shocked to find his admit card sporting the photo of a dog.Eighteen-year...
    valha11a valha11a 46-50, M 7 hrs ago

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    Yeah I do, she always knows how to cheer me up! I've been friends with her ever since Nursery! Just over 14 years, yeah we've had our ups and downs but that's what some best...
    SarahDotCom SarahDotCom 16-17, F 11 hrs ago

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    Hello to the people of this forum< Am Brooke Campbell from Texas and i can say that am the happiest person on earth since last week with what DR ABULU has done for me , it all...
    brookecambella64 brookecambella64 26-30, F 11 hrs ago

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    I was in school. Seventh grade German class. We all got called in to see the replay of the first plane hit. And then the second came in before the news station could react and turn...
    biscuitstiq biscuitstiq 26-30, T 12 hrs ago

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    He found out. This afternoon I came home from work to find my husband at the house and not looking happy. We have been separated 6 months now, but that's been his general look...
    littlecreekgirl littlecreekgirl 41-45, F 13 hrs ago

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    Frankly, when you said that I had a nice figure to him, I nearly choked on my own spit. "Don't worry, a nice figure isn't everything." Even /he/ admitted it--and he hates me so. I...
    Fuzzies Fuzzies 61-65, M 14 hrs ago

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    One of the best article I came across ... Do you often engage in conversations with your narcissist that leave you feeling like you were talking to a brick wall or worse, maybe...
    koh72 koh72 41-45, M 7 Responses 1 day ago

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    Honestly I am haha. I guess I don't see myself in that light and it will take some time before I get to that point when I do.
    Avidnerd Avidnerd 18-21, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    I read some of the stories here, and most of those are wayyy worse than mine. I felt like an ungrateful, spoiled brat, compared to all those people who have much more valid reasons...
    Forrestgump93 Forrestgump93 22-25, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    From Out of the Mist - Part 2 Regardless of one’s normal propensity to be a β€œmorning person,” alarms can nonetheless seem quite angry in their tone when they interrupt...
    streetcsi streetcsi 41-45, M 1 Response a week ago

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    I had anorexia in college?! Woah! Well whatever. Im no longer in any rush to lose weight. I just want to understand whsts wrong with me.
    HigherCalling HigherCalling 26-30, F a week ago

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    πŸ™‹Look Up Your Birthday And See What You Are..!!☺ πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚ January 01 - 09 ~ Dog January 10 - 24 ~ Mouse January 25 - 31 ~ Lion * February 01 - 05...
    Aryg Aryg 36-40, F 4 Responses a week ago

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    Everytime i believed some1 when they said i was attractive would jus be pretending so they culd play a prank on me :( i dont fall 4 that anemore after freshman dance
    JennaRee JennaRee 13-15, F 2 Responses Jun 22

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    Sometimes when people say this, i look at myself switching on my front camera and ask myself, like what do they find attractive about me ? I look at myself in the mirror too hahah...
    Gladtobehere55 Gladtobehere55 22-25, M Jun 22

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    Its taken me 18 years to let go of a burden, finally I got an opportunity when I least expected it, in the most unforeseen circumstances. And I did it, I had the courage to speak...
    Aryg Aryg 36-40, F 3 Responses Jun 21

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    Brains v.s Brawn Lorelie relaxed on a tree branch of the tallest tree in the back yard, he'd sat there all morning until the sun rose up. The view of it behind the mansion was...
    Shadowfox20 Shadowfox20 18-21, M 1 Response Jun 20

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    I've known this girl for 4 years. She's small, cute, smart, and a great leader whenever there are group activities. the first time I saw her, I already noticed her charm, but I...
    Varrickdhopeless Varrickdhopeless 16-17, M Jun 19

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    Seriously ? You feeling okay ? Lol
    dezi1124 dezi1124 16-17, F 1 Response Jun 19

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    On the VERY rare occasions I do get complimented I don't really know how to take it..... I half think its some sick joke!
    Annmarie94 Annmarie94 18-21, F 3 Responses Jun 18

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    FARKKK I'm at an eatery and here are the 2 waiters who are leaning against the counter top happily digging their noses and commenting about their boogie and that it's hard to dig...
    Indieda Indieda 18-21, M 1 Response Jun 18

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    I wasn't able to date as a teen .So I am so surprised when people approach me. I'm just not used to it yet, maybe I never will be.
    Sineriel Sineriel 22-25, F 2 Responses Jun 17

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    A few hours ago my son tried to hide a picture of me in his rucksack.... He wanted to take it, in to his first Grade show and tell class.. As proof that his mum , had a monkey pet...
    MissGotHerGroove MissGotHerGroove 41-45, F 4 Responses Jun 17

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    Mmh I come off as confident and self assured most times something am really not so when someone tells me am pretty,hot even sexy am always shocked and think maybe they just want to...
    CurvyandChic CurvyandChic 22-25, F Jun 14

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    When my cousin told me i had gotten handsome , I in turn felt her forehead and asked her if she's alright
    Godofblackclouds Godofblackclouds 18-21, M 1 Response Jun 14

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    It used to be very shocking when people says I'm pretty and stuff like that back in japan cause there are way more prettier girls than me back than plus I'm normal not pretty and...
    yurikanooo yurikanooo 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 14

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    but then again I see so many people I think are dime pieces downing their looks and I'm like "dafuq!?" Is it just some self conscious stuff or is beauty really in the eye of the...
    rejectedhighly rejectedhighly 22-25, M Jun 14

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    Not so much now, but it used to be way worse way back when. Heck even now part of me doesn't believe it
    Miansk Miansk 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 13

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    Proven wrong again But in a good way. My mind says it cant be true. But proof that others are like me came. Or hints came. Still researching. Have only been wrong a few...
    Converted Converted 46-50, M Jun 13

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    From slob to clean freak. Want to clean both units. Must be broken Thats not normal.
    Converted Converted 46-50, M Jun 13

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    I can't tell you how many girls suddenly stopped talking to me as soon as they saw what I look like. When someone says anything positive about my looks, I assume it's meant as a...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jun 13

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