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I Shot Myself With a Rubber Band

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    The guys are outside my office yelling, cussing etc. So being bored I'm sitting here trying to hit them with rubber bands. I'm aiming for my boss and missing over and over again when suddenly one back fires and "WHAP" I get it right in the chin. LOL   I did...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 13 Responses Feb 28, 2008

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    Many Times.

    While I happily aim at someone.. It hurts a lot though :(
    bluie19 bluie19 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 19, 2011

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    It Was a Set-up!

    Several years ago I was at my desk taking lunch at work with some co-workers and customers nearby. I'd gotten a 1/3 lb bacon cheese burger with the works.  I took a bite and something wasn't right. It was as if I'd bitten into a tough piece of gristle or a really...
    zillaron zillaron 51-55, M 3 Responses Jun 1, 2009

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    I Didn't Know How

    For the longest time, I couldn't figure out how to hit people with a rubber band. You know, when you have it around two fingers and then you take one part and snap it against someone's leg or arm? Well, I could never  figure out how to get back at my friends for hitting me...
    stripesANDsunshine stripesANDsunshine 18-21, F 1 Response May 23, 2009

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    I Can Only Shoot Myself

    I have tried on numerous occasions to shoot someone from behind with a rubber band but I ALWAYS end up shooting my thumb or at myself.... It's usually by the third time I am successful... It's just like when I was into archery, I would twang my hand with the bow a few...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response May 23, 2009

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    O Jjeez

    ANDDDDD it was on fire...
    asdfok asdfok 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 5, 2008

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    A Few Times Actually

        I don't know if anyone really knows what they are but um bee stingers? It's when you fold a peice of paper really tight and shoot them at people lol I used to have like 5 rubberbands around my wrist for the wars back in school ;p it was awesome but sometimes you...
    HanaNoMizu HanaNoMizu 22-25, F 3 Responses Feb 28, 2008

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    I Shot Myself With a Rubber Band...

    More than once I have shot myself with a rubber band. When my brother and I were younger, we use to shoot them back and forth to each other, and often times, I would shoot myself instead of him, which totally sucked! But hey, you live and learn! BroknWings
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 23, 2009

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