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I Shot the Sheriff

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    I Swear It Was In Self Defense!!

    sherrif john brown always hated me. for what, i don't know! and so, and so, i shot the sherrif.
    ocelia ocelia 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 22, 2009

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    I Swear It Was In Self Defence

    But I swear it was in self defence
    mulder mulder 26-30 2 Responses Nov 15, 2007

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    Oh No...

    I shot the sheriff... But I did not shoot the deputy... Strange... I thought shooting a sheriff would getcha more street cred than a deputy.
    abritishgirl abritishgirl 70+, F May 24, 2013

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    I Shot the Sheriff

    And they said it was a capital offense.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 26, 2008

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    Yes I Did

    I took his picture, how do you like them apples! :P   and you should've seen the look on the judges' face when I told them what really happened.   I still get stuck paying court fees. son of a gun!
    wack1985 wack1985 26-30, F Apr 24, 2010

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    Not Really...

    .... but I did **** his deputy many times while we were a couple.    PS: He was good!!!! VERY VERY GOOD!  ((giggles))
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 3 Responses Apr 24, 2010

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    I Shot the Sheriff

    Yeah! all around in my home town, They're tryin' to track me down; They say they want to bring me in guilty... For the killing of a deputy, For the life of a deputy.
    zeligocity zeligocity 22-25, M 4 Responses Jul 29, 2008

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    Yep I Did

    But I didn't shoot the Deputy.
    allyKat allyKat 26-30, F 3 Responses Nov 15, 2007

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    no focus. moving. a random shot.
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    FIRE AAAWAAAAAY, HEY HEY! Love that song
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    Yeah, why not? What've I got to lose?
    InternationalDarkness InternationalDarkness 13-15, F 4 Responses Jul 19

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    Well, we're all leaving this world one way or another so I try anything once :D except illegal drugs hehe
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    Or in any kind of rape, abuse, or cruelty.
    staysecret staysecret 22-25, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    And now I can't sleep. Is it a side-effect?
    Shaun32 Shaun32 31-35, M 18 hrs ago

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    I shot the sheriff ~~~The Wailers~~~
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    Jackem82 Jackem82 31-35, M 1 Response 15 hrs ago

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    It sucks knowing that you probably will end up being alone forever. Well I gave talking to girls a shot for a wile but no luck.
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    I want to be blessed with holy milk ;) I want it shot inside my fertile womb.
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    I like this shot taken last year nearby. The boat and the water are also symbols for crossing what cant be crossed and reaching what cant be reached.... but it can be.
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    i have been this way since i was a teenager, maybe even longer. i always feel like everything (sex included) is worth giving at least a shot once. its the only way to know if u...
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    I was 10, and woke up with an erection. Not for the first time, but this was the first time I started playing with it. I kept going until I shot all over my hand and tummy.
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    Chuck Norris shot 17 on an 18 hole golf course.
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    It started in a house with a father I did not recognize. My father was the towns sheriff and it was in the medieval era. It was a pretty regular life. I went to some sort of school...
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    This happened more than one time.. First of all I do want ******* **** pics ewwwwww second of all I'm ******* 13 and third of all my dads a sheriff!!!! So stop!
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