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I Shot the Sheriff

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    Yep I Did

    But I didn't shoot the Deputy.
    allyKat allyKat 26-30, F 3 Responses Nov 15, 2007

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    I Swear It Was In Self Defense!!

    sherrif john brown always hated me. for what, i don't know! and so, and so, i shot the sherrif.
    ocelia ocelia 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 22, 2009

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    I Shot the Sheriff

    And they said it was a capital offense.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 26, 2008

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    I Swear It Was In Self Defence

    But I swear it was in self defence
    mulder mulder 26-30 2 Responses Nov 15, 2007

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    Not Really...

    .... but I did **** his deputy many times while we were a couple.    PS: He was good!!!! VERY VERY GOOD!  ((giggles))
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 3 Responses Apr 24, 2010

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    Oh No...

    I shot the sheriff... But I did not shoot the deputy... Strange... I thought shooting a sheriff would getcha more street cred than a deputy.
    abritishgirl abritishgirl 70+, F May 24, 2013

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    I Shot the Sheriff

    Yeah! all around in my home town, They're tryin' to track me down; They say they want to bring me in guilty... For the killing of a deputy, For the life of a deputy.
    zeligocity zeligocity 22-25, M 4 Responses Jul 29, 2008

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    Yes I Did

    I took his picture, how do you like them apples! :P   and you should've seen the look on the judges' face when I told them what really happened.   I still get stuck paying court fees. son of a gun!
    wack1985 wack1985 26-30, F Apr 24, 2010

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    daydreamer27 daydreamer27 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 31

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    More than once. The first time was in the Southwest, I was protecting the construction of a small power plant. The local authorities made us work unarmed, so as not to provoke the...
    wuzgnu wuzgnu 61-65, M 23 hrs ago

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    I pulled the trigger on our love Keep messing me around Got my finger on the gun Bang bang I shot you down!!
    Sparklecat Sparklecat 22-25, M 2 Responses Mar 29

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    One Time in grade 7 we had to get a shot I was so scared and so was my friend but my friend was born with a problem in her arm so it hurts like 50x as much so she was crying and I...
    girlygirl2671 girlygirl2671 18-21, F Apr 1

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    Well, actually it was the pharmacy to get a flu shot.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Hes just a happy thug for wealthy pigs.
    convertihd convertihd 46-50, M Mar 27

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    I have no clue if these are the side effects but I really feel pregnant which is weird because a lot of people say it takes them forever to get pregnant. I'm constantly nauseated...
    Bellissimaa Bellissimaa 18-21, F Mar 18

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    Specially the double barrel variety
    anitadavies anitadavies 31-35, F Mar 18

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    You only live once, after all. x
    ThatGirlSara2 ThatGirlSara2 18-21, F 4 Responses Mar 24

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    you guys know me and my husband just moved to this town a few months ago, so I been looking around for a new doctor here, I been wanting to get back on this one kind of birth...
    kimheart1992 kimheart1992 22-25, F Mar 26

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    good night ep peepz I gotta wake up at 7@m.. ik it suckz..
    Wolfmuch Wolfmuch 13-15, M 1 Response Mar 28

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    3 @m jammin with rap music I'm tired
    Wolfmuch Wolfmuch 13-15, M 1 Response Mar 30

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    I think doctors try to inflict pain because she was like so how are u and keeps asking all these questions and distracts me as she just go stab!!! I made a face cause it hurt and...
    girlygirl2671 girlygirl2671 18-21, F Apr 1

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    that's just not my thing. Doctors are suppose to make you feel better and help you, not steal your blood and stab you with needles.
    wedgieshurtalot wedgieshurtalot 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 1

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    I was eleven. My dad and one of his best friends were target practicing. After I fired I remember I wouldn't touch it for the rest of the day because I accidentally pulled the...
    TheEnduringSunrise TheEnduringSunrise 18-21, F Apr 9

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    And I love you all for loving it too :)
    JamieMostra JamieMostra 26-30, T 4 days ago

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    I'm soooo happy right now!! Despite feeling a little bit drained due to stress and a stabbing pain in my kidney, I feel soooo goooood. ^.^ I finally understood what people meant...
    BMTH99 BMTH99 16-17, F 3 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    I was in a building and it was almost like a class but with adults in it. One guy was trying to kill a girl and I was trying to stop him. I ended up pulling out a gun and shooting...
    TheLoneHowl96 TheLoneHowl96 18-21, M Apr 7

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    It was a gorgeous day so Warren decided to take his convertible and go for a ride in the country. As he drove along he noticed a Semi come into view up ahead but didn't pay much...
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    When Tomorrow Comes Part Eight - Chapter Eleven I wasn't certain if the man had seen me or not. Certainly, he was drunk. He was weaving on his feet as he struggled to focus his...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F a week ago

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    When Tomorrow Comes Part Eight - Chapter Thirteen The sheriff took over, none too gently handcuffing the drunken man and manhandling him out the back door. I heard him blathering...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F 4 days ago

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    I am following my heart and intuition. – Don’t be pushed by your problems. Be led by your dreams. Live the life you want to live. Be the person you want to remember years...
    CrystalRainsPearls CrystalRainsPearls 41-45, F 2 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    Not only am I suffering from writer's block, but also writer's indecision (that's what I'm calling it). Where I have so many ideas and I know I need to focus on one, otherwise none...
    Moonlight150 Moonlight150 22-25, M 8 hrs ago

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    "My love for you was bulletproof but you're the one who shot me"
    BeautifulScarsOnCriticalVeins BeautifulScarsOnCriticalVeins 13-15, F 2 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    Great action shot... Check out this picture
    Manassas Manassas 36-40, M 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    I went out last night with friends. I pushed myself to look at people in the eyes if they looked at me. I didn't like what I saw from most people. It was a sadness, maybe a longing...
    MsInvis MsInvis 46-50, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    I took a sneak shot of him....haha
    BettyLavender BettyLavender 61-65, F 1 Response 51 mins ago

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    today my mom's church group is having a yard sale. they have it every year, and I've helped out with it every year except this year. I went up to say hi to her and all of her...
    lizygurl lizygurl 18-21, F 48 mins ago

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    My psychologist and me get along, but he's extremely judgemental and really gets on my nerves at times and is seriously such an a**hole. The other day, I told him about me wanting...
    MegaManZero97 MegaManZero97 16-17, M 1 Response Mar 22

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    I found my original welcome letter for the queendomme. It makes me sad how many people are no longer here on EP, either regularly or at all. Oh well. Life moves on, and so must we...
    livelaughlovedream3 livelaughlovedream3 41-45, F 7 Responses Mar 18

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    On March 30, 1981, President Ronald Reagan is shot in the chest outside a Washington, D.C., hotel by a deranged drifter named John Hinckley Jr. The president had just finished...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M Mar 30

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    I have to be in court in about an hour. I had to file charges on my bff's adult son, who supposedly was in recovery from drugs. While no one was home one day except him, he stole...
    Pamster22 Pamster22 61-65, F 2 Responses Apr 1

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    Politicians accident A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old...
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    I read someone's experience on this site that was scapegoated as a child. I come from a large family of six and in it there were two golden children and two scapegoats. My father...
    RhondaGail RhondaGail 61-65, F Apr 8

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