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I Shot the Sheriff

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    I Shot the Sheriff

    And they said it was a capital offense.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 26, 2008

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    But I didn't shoot the Deputy.

    .. It was lil' pookie and big Ray n them...saw it with my own eyes, ask 'em!
    MaxSinner MaxSinner 31-35, M Aug 22

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    I Swear It Was In Self Defense!!

    sherrif john brown always hated me. for what, i don't know! and so, and so, i shot the sherrif.
    ocelia ocelia 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 22, 2009

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    Yep I Did

    But I didn't shoot the Deputy.
    allyKat allyKat 26-30, F 3 Responses Nov 15, 2007

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    Yes I Did

    I took his picture, how do you like them apples! :P   and you should've seen the look on the judges' face when I told them what really happened.   I still get stuck paying court fees. son of a gun!
    wack1985 wack1985 26-30, F Apr 24, 2010

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    I Swear It Was In Self Defence

    But I swear it was in self defence
    mulder mulder 26-30 2 Responses Nov 15, 2007

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    I Shot the Sheriff

    Yeah! all around in my home town, They're tryin' to track me down; They say they want to bring me in guilty... For the killing of a deputy, For the life of a deputy.
    zeligocity zeligocity 22-25, M 4 Responses Jul 29, 2008

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    Not Really...

    .... but I did **** his deputy many times while we were a couple.    PS: He was good!!!! VERY VERY GOOD!  ((giggles))
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 3 Responses Apr 24, 2010

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    Oh No...

    I shot the sheriff... But I did not shoot the deputy... Strange... I thought shooting a sheriff would getcha more street cred than a deputy.
    abritishgirl abritishgirl 70+, F May 24, 2013

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    Hey Man, Nice Shot.There's so many people I wish I woulda met that I can't because they killed themselves.But I get it. I get it.Nice shot, man.
    ThisIsNotForYou ThisIsNotForYou 13-15, M Aug 22

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    If there is ever a weapon to chose to fight with, it is the shotgun, because once you are out of bullets, it's jut a matter of whacking them in the head.
    JohnBobMac JohnBobMac 16-17, T Aug 28

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    I own a rifle. A Ruger model 10/22
    OzarksTrucker OzarksTrucker 36-40, M 1 Response Aug 18

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    This is me, i'll fight for the ones i care for
    SnowyCreeper1104 SnowyCreeper1104 16-17, F Aug 22

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    They deleted my story, for certain contents !!! I didn't say anything ? What the hell
    Gemma3sahara Gemma3sahara 31-35, F 9 Responses Aug 24

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    When I was younger, I wouldn't get out of bed when my drunk dad tried to wake me up. Years later, my butt has a very interesting scar haha
    Ellyhi Ellyhi 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 31

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    This broke my previous best of 78. And I missed a 5' birdie putt on 18. What a great day :)
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    What do you feel when you press the trigger over the guard?
    psycopower90 psycopower90 22-25, M 1 Response Sep 8

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