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I Shot the Sheriff

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    I Swear It Was In Self Defence

    But I swear it was in self defence
    mulder mulder 26-30 2 Responses Nov 15, 2007

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    I Shot the Sheriff

    Yeah! all around in my home town, They're tryin' to track me down; They say they want to bring me in guilty... For the killing of a deputy, For the life of a deputy.
    zeligocity zeligocity 22-25, M 4 Responses Jul 29, 2008

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    Not Really...

    .... but I did **** his deputy many times while we were a couple.    PS: He was good!!!! VERY VERY GOOD!  ((giggles))
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 3 Responses Apr 24, 2010

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    I Shot the Sheriff

    And they said it was a capital offense.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 26, 2008

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    Oh No...

    I shot the sheriff... But I did not shoot the deputy... Strange... I thought shooting a sheriff would getcha more street cred than a deputy.
    abritishgirl abritishgirl 70+, F May 24, 2013

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    I Swear It Was In Self Defense!!

    sherrif john brown always hated me. for what, i don't know! and so, and so, i shot the sherrif.
    ocelia ocelia 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 22, 2009

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    Yep I Did

    But I didn't shoot the Deputy.
    allyKat allyKat 26-30, F 3 Responses Nov 15, 2007

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    Yes I Did

    I took his picture, how do you like them apples! :P   and you should've seen the look on the judges' face when I told them what really happened.   I still get stuck paying court fees. son of a gun!
    wack1985 wack1985 26-30, F Apr 24, 2010

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    Ok sure hit me with ur best shot ! lol
    coolxman123 coolxman123 22-25, M 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    My conviction was two years ago and I'm still struggling. I had a really nasty pill habit, started getting reckless with money, over-drafted account, well I didn't know they...
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    I always have nightmares of my father when he beat me and my brother he broke several bones in my body and we couldn't get him in jail because he's the "sheriff" but I no longer...
    restlessghost restlessghost 16-17, M 2 Responses 15 hrs ago

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    this is a powerful and poisonous needle.it will damage you internally and externally, please avoid anymore shots. i have only taken two this year and i am a mess . the first shot...
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    Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive
    Haley001 Haley001 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    Yep.............sometimes you just have to say "F it" and give it a shot. I have definitely found life's little pleasures can be found if you push a boundary just a bit, OR it...
    TW8NY TW8NY 41-45, M 3 days ago

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    Bottoms up MzPhoenix!!!
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    Going to try to keep this as short at I can with all the details. Let's see, and sorry if it ends up being too long with many grammar mistakes. I just need somewhere to vent...
    speakingout954 speakingout954 26-30, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    When I was in middle school and high school I was a part of the Jr. NRA and I shot a lot of old WWII firearms. I've also shot hand guns, **** guns and riffles. Lol guns are a hell...
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