I Shot the Sheriff

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 21 People

    Yep I Did

    But I didn't shoot the Deputy.
    allyKat allyKat
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Nov 15, 2007

    Not Really...

    .... but I did **** his deputy many times while we were a couple.    PS: He was good!!!! VERY VERY GOOD!  ((giggles))
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    41-45, F
    3 Responses Apr 24, 2010

    I Swear It Was In Self Defence

    But I swear it was in self defence
    mulder mulder
    26-30
    2 Responses Nov 15, 2007

    I Shot the Sheriff

    Yeah! all around in my home town, They're tryin' to track me down; They say they want to bring me in guilty... For the killing of a deputy, For the life of a deputy.
    zeligocity zeligocity
    22-25, M
    4 Responses Jul 29, 2008

    Yes I Did

    I took his picture, how do you like them apples! :P   and you should've seen the look on the judges' face when I told them what really happened.   I still get stuck paying court fees. son of a gun!
    wack1985 wack1985
    31-35, F
    Apr 24, 2010

    I Shot the Sheriff

    And they said it was a capital offense.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Feb 26, 2008

    Oh No...

    I shot the sheriff... But I did not shoot the deputy... Strange... I thought shooting a sheriff would getcha more street cred than a deputy.
    abritishgirl abritishgirl
    70+, F
    May 24, 2013

    I Swear It Was In Self Defense!!

    sherrif john brown always hated me. for what, i don't know! and so, and so, i shot the sherrif.
    ocelia ocelia
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Mar 22, 2009

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