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I shot the sheriff... But I did not shoot the deputy...
Strange... I thought shooting a sheriff would getcha more street cred than a deputy.
And they said it was a capital offense.
.... but I did **** his deputy many times while we were a couple.
PS: He was good!!!! VERY VERY GOOD! ((giggles))
sherrif john brown always hated me. for what, i don't know! and so, and so, i shot the sherrif.
Yeah! all around in my home town,
They're tryin' to track me down;
They say they want to bring me in guilty...
For the killing of a deputy,
For the life of a deputy.
I took his picture, how do you like them apples! :P
and you should've seen the look on the judges' face when I told them what really happened.
I still get stuck paying court fees. son of a gun!
But I didn't shoot the Deputy.
But I swear it was in self defence