I Sing Off Key

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    And My Lyrics Are Also To Be Desired Xd

    So not only do I sing AMAZINGLY, but the words I sing are totally NOT offensive. I'll be cleaning the bathroom singing: "P*ssy residue was on my penis. Denis from the cleaners. F*cked me good, you should have seen us. Big booty b*tch..." Ect. Ext. And my step-mom FREAKS out...
    PotPrincess PotPrincess
    22-25, F
    1 Response Sep 28, 2012

    Joyful Singing

    I just love to sing and I know, well, i reckon i can't sing 'cause that's what people tell me but I don't care and I know it's a little way off key and on the bus or wherever no one wants to sit with me 'cause of the singing but I say:what else is music for? you got to sing and...
    jamesdean4ever jamesdean4ever
    18-21, M
    Oct 25, 2011

    Story #315 Key?

    Key? Key? You mean there's a key we are supposed to sing in? Whale sheeeeeet, why didn't some tell me? Actually, I can't carry a tune, even with the very special,  handmade,  silk bag my kids gave me,  to carry it in. I am tone deaf. Completely.
    Serenitree Serenitree
    70+, F
    Jan 1, 2012

    On Purpose ...

    I'd rather sing off key than carry a tune ... I think it's hilarious.  I do have the ability to sing and sing well but ... I don't ... it's just not as fun.
    AbbyNormal AbbyNormal
    31-35, F
    1 Response Sep 7, 2007

    And Loudly Too!

    When you're in the car with the stereo turned all the way up, I can't help but blast out the lyrics. I probably look like a complete loon but at least no one can hear me!
    Bleed Bleed
    31-35, F
    12 Responses Feb 19, 2011

    Especially In The Car

     Attention all bad singers.   OK, the car is considered fair  and open ground for radio screeching.  It's my turf, windows are up and my ears are the only ones who'll be hurtin for certain.I encourage car singing. By all means.   Shake your buns, grab that steering wheel...
    wiseowl wiseowl
    61-65, F
    3 Responses Jan 1, 2012

    When I Was Little

    I wanted nothing more than to be a rockstar. I remember one day when my mom had a friend over and she asked me what I wanted to be and I told her. She asked me to sing and my mom told me I should consider something else.... bleh heh. I still am lucky if i can keep it within...
    Xeno Xeno
    26-30, M
    1 Response Sep 10, 2007

    Grande Ol' Understatement

    I sang very well when I was a little kid (read loudly, and generally with the correct words). Then I suppose puberty happened, or maybe it was because I quit singing at all for a very long time when I pretty much shut down and shut out the world. O Now, I will only sing, if I...
    eyes eyes
    31-35, F
    Dec 2, 2007

    Soooo Bad

    I have never claimed to be good at singing. I just never realized how bad i truly was until recently. I am not too terrible just chillin and doing random sounds  hahaha but i was listening to myself in chorus recently.. and wow.. just wow How in the hell am i in honors...
    Tacit Tacit
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Sep 30, 2008

    Singing With Miss Bird

    We were all gathered in a long low building, we called the Gym Hut. The walls had climbing bars and huge shaggy coir mats.We got them down but I've just realized we never hung them back up. Anyhoo the sound quality was good, so that's why we had choir there. We were training to...
    benetal benetal
    4 Responses Oct 23, 2012

    Complete Loon I Know

    I probably look like a complete loon but yeah I do it in the car and in the shower, shower is more fun cuz I also dance lol
    luxxybunny luxxybunny
    22-25, F
    Aug 30, 2013

    What's A Key?

    Okay, I did music theory on a compulsory basis in middle school, but I didn't succeed at it. Ironically, I love music, both theory and practice, but I somehow seem to suck at it. That doesn't stop me from trying, though! I love to sing, I think this is one of the blessings of...
    Taurusedi Taurusedi
    36-40, M
    Dec 24, 2012

    I really can sing but I find

    when I am put on the spot I sing as if i never sang in my life lol especially if I know of someone in the room that picks upon every wrong or not so right melody lol. but none the less music as always been my outlet and I love writing and singing and playing guitar and even...
    onlytrusthim onlytrusthim
    36-40, M
    Jan 26, 2014
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