I am drunk as ****.....wow this is a great night
"Whaat?? That's too deep for me." "No... Idea what you are talking about." "I don't go there." Heard it plenty. I look up at the night sky, and then I turn to my friend or a...
Man, I love teasing those young twenty-something year old whippersnappers, letting them think they have a chance with me. I'm loving being such a bit**.
I wouldn't say philosophical, but it's more just random untrue statements.. It's pretty funny actually.
I was at a party a few weekends ago, and I remember telling everybody how...
Going completely mentally naked here:
I seem to enjoy flirting with people, making them think I'm sexually available. I seem to do that to older men especially. I don't get why I...
Im so stupid. Get to emotional when I drink and wear my heart on a sleeve. It takes alot for someone to speak out and I can't believe u making me feel bad for it. It's supposed to...
**** that only happens to me:
Go to a funeral, get hit on by a drunk cousin.
At least he was cute.
Note to self: check iMs tomorrow when you wake up.
You may have agreed to have sex with someone that night. :-/
The things guys think women are turned on by when they're pretending to be women online... Smh.
Ooh! Cute guy at 3 O'clock... 2 O'clock... 1 O'clock... 12 O' clock .....
What's the o clock when you're lying on your back?
I want to preserve these memories for ever! Me and her surprising him with our long skirts and Arabian dance moves, enticing him, getting him up to gyrate slowly with us and then...
Having a need fulfilled.... His niceness, his thoughtfulness, his command of chivalry and the English language..... And then his strong, taut body atop me... Me reaching those...
I said a lot of stupid **** in front of my NCOs at our end of year army function last night
I don't usually say this but what the hell is wrong with me??!!
Someday, I just know it, it's all gonna come back and bite me on my juicy ***.
I need you close
I need you closer...
The moment you realize you likely aren't that special to someone but just convenient.
why the hell do I go through this... *sigh*
I may regret this post in the morning...
I drank the entire jug of LIIT on Monday and came to office.. it was cold!! I didn't feel anything :))
By the end of this year, I will have gone to more funerals than weddings and birthday parties combined.
I guess befriending me is fatal.
Who doesn't? I say dumb things, I do dumb things, I fight with people over dumb things everything is dumb.
Last Christmas I gave you my heart
The very next day you gave it away
This to save me from tears
I'll cut your f******g balls off and land you in a wheelchair.
on sunday my bf posted a comment on both of our friend that ge was gonna drink with her. is been 2 minutes past thst comment and i called him and ask him he said no it was just a...
Lying here, thinking to myself: how can I fix this? I don't know what happened, how it happened but I can't lose this friendship. I can't lose you. I can't explain why I need this...
I hate you for the games you're playing!!
You're hurt because i rejected you when you said you wanted to sleep with me. How could I!! I cannot get past our age differences! I can...
I might be warming up to the 21 year old. Saw him after two months of the worst text fights ever. I knew if we just met, it would set things right. It probably would have worked...
I do not have a drinking problem.
I have a Churchillian relationship with alcohol: I can crack jokes and govern England and do anything I want. Except not drink.
You've made me go from being indifferent to insatiable!
Unmmm...ahhhhh......mmmmmmmm.... Oh oh oh.......
Nothing ruins romance like parenting.
Shouldn't mouth and uncouth be pronounced the same way?
Why aren't there any songs about thre.e.somes?
Some drink to remember
Some drink to forget..
the santa at the mall is a pedo.c'mon what kind of man would want 400 kids on his lap?
Going to see a much disliked uncle. Ugh. Not even gonna bother to look nice or anything.
****. This really hurts. Like really.
it gets worse and worse every time. i have the worst judgement when I'm bored.
Ima just take a nap. That's what I do when I'm bored. I sleep.
I do so many stupid things when I'm angry..
I'm grateful for everything in my life & for everyone in my life. I just want to say that. But even when I'm around my kids, my mom or whomever, I still feel a bit alone. I'm...