I Slapped a Monkey With a Dead Parrot

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    This is incorrect. I have walked a dog,

    choked a chicken, even spanked a monkey! But I have never slapped a monkey with a dead parrot ;)
    picklebobble picklebobble
    51-55, M
    1 Response Jan 11, 2015
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    Jan 11, 2015
    picklebobble picklebobble
    51-55, M
    Jan 13, 2015

    First, Punch a Bear In the Face Second, Slap a Monkey With a Dead Parrot

    Now this is a goal worthy of having!   I wonder if I can also slap a monkey with a dead bear's paw?  What do ya'll think?   I love this goal.  Monkeys are soooooo bad!   Vicious too.
    wikkedirish wikkedirish
    31-35, M
    15 Responses Sep 10, 2008
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