I Slept With My Face On An Iguana

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    Funny Night

    Plain and simple: i was bored so i picked up my iguana and put him on my face then i fell asleep. When i woke up my mom was like, "OMG that thing is eatin my baby's face off!!" i was like, "wtf is your issuse? i put him on my face." LOL my mom needs...
    SSwiftjr SSwiftjr
    13-15, F
    1 Response Oct 24, 2009

    I Love Him!

    Yes, I have a new love, Mr. Iguana! He stumbled in from Mexico all the way to my city in Pennsylvania! He was wearing a luchador mask and was badly dehydrated from the long trip. I tried to feed him corn, with he smacked it away and yelled, "Get that corn outta my face!"...
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    2 Responses Mar 17, 2009
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