I Smell Like a Lawnmower

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    Ohhhh The Smell

    Yes I have to admit, sometimes I smell like a lawn mower. I have customers bring me equipment to work on and yes that includes mowers.Not only do I smell like them at times but, I become part of them. I have to crawl under, within and on top of the mowers around the vital organs...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Jul 10, 2011

    I Don't Own a Lawnmover So...

    I don't own a lawnmover so why should I smell like one?
    rosebud2ster rosebud2ster
    22-25, F
    Feb 21, 2007

    I Don't Think I've Eve...

    I don't think I've ever smelled like a lawnmower because I have never mowed the lawn.  Yard work is just not my thing.  I love nature but not working in it.
    theophania theophania
    22-25, F
    Feb 18, 2007

    If I Were So Lucky

    I wish, that would be fantastic. Right now I smell like sunscreen and fish combined (not good).
    Dagny19 Dagny19
    36-40, F
    Jun 19, 2010

    But That Actually Wouldnt Be S...

    but that actually wouldnt be so bad. I love the smell of fresh cut grass!
    Lizzymt Lizzymt
    26-30, F
    Feb 16, 2007

    Ugh I Have to Mow Today

    I dont smell like one right now. but I'm planning to cause i have to mow the lawn sometime today
    rainbowdeadhead rainbowdeadhead
    16-17, F
    May 16, 2008

    Ok, it's official... I hate my life.

    So my mom has been after my step dad to have some bonding time with me... As if. And today after work he decided the best way to make friends with me was to teach me the time honored art of lawn mowing... And I ain't talking in the shower with a razor... That I coulda handled...
    DarkHorse18 DarkHorse18
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 23, 2014

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