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I Smell Like a Lawnmower

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    Ugh I Have to Mow Today

    I dont smell like one right now. but I'm planning to cause i have to mow the lawn sometime today
    rainbowdeadhead rainbowdeadhead 16-17, F May 16, 2008

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    I Don't Think I've Eve...

    I don't think I've ever smelled like a lawnmower because I have never mowed the lawn.  Yard work is just not my thing.  I love nature but not working in it.
    theophania theophania 22-25, F Feb 18, 2007

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    But That Actually Wouldnt Be S...

    but that actually wouldnt be so bad. I love the smell of fresh cut grass!
    Lizzymt Lizzymt 26-30, F Feb 16, 2007

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    Ok, it's official... I hate my life.

    So my mom has been after my step dad to have some bonding time with me... As if. And today after work he decided the best way to make friends with me was to teach me the time honored art of lawn mowing... And I ain't talking in the shower with a razor... That I coulda handled...
    DarkHorse18 DarkHorse18 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 23

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    I Don't Own a Lawnmover So...

    I don't own a lawnmover so why should I smell like one?
    rosebud2ster rosebud2ster 21-25, F 1 Response Feb 21, 2007

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    I've been told this many times

    but I don't even have a lawn mower?
    TheCoitalQueen TheCoitalQueen 31-35, F 1 Response Dec 8

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    If I Were So Lucky

    I wish, that would be fantastic. Right now I smell like sunscreen and fish combined (not good).
    Dagny19 Dagny19 36-40, F 1 Response Jun 19, 2010

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    Mower Odors Does Rub Off

    Yepper, after servicing and repairing mowers you can't help but, to smell like one or two..
    bobthewelder bobthewelder 56-60, M Apr 2, 2013

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    Ohhhh The Smell

    Yes I have to admit, sometimes I smell like a lawn mower. I have customers bring me equipment to work on and yes that includes mowers.Not only do I smell like them at times but, I become part of them. I have to crawl under, within and on top of the mowers around the vital organs...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jul 10, 2011

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    Omg I love the smell and i love the sound. I don't know but it amazing if u listen to it it's just like a song... Sometimes having the right beat sometimes sounding crazy. Then...
    Arielle1justsmile Arielle1justsmile 13-15, F 1 Response Dec 8

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    So before I posted about a patient that comes into the doctors office I work at and he smells like celery. I love that smell he works in the produce department at a local grocery...
    Slackergirl Slackergirl 31-35, F Nov 22

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    My English teacher from last year had a coffee maker in his classroom. Every time you walked in, it smelled like heaven.
    ijustwantahug ijustwantahug 13-15, F 1 Response Dec 1

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    I need a perfume that smells like this. I have one that's close.
    Niltiac6 Niltiac6 22-25, F 2 Responses Dec 12

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    Oh I Lost my flight I'm at the airport. It's 11 : 11 I came to visit Mexico city for the first time.. I just want to fly back home To San Pedro. Time ain't on my side today . I...
    RoobieCatenis RoobieCatenis 18-21, F Nov 23

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    My home smells like marijuana, perfume and incense.
    LetMeBeBlunt LetMeBeBlunt 22-25, M Nov 28

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    This and the small of cinnamon apple are the best smells in the world to me.
    Zoekosmopoulos Zoekosmopoulos 18-21, F 11 hrs ago

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    It's weird, he has this unique smell after he's done doing physical labor, or after he's done exercising or when he comes home from riding his motorcycle. And no, it's not body...
    MeowOnMe MeowOnMe 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 22

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    the time my friend Freddie became a girl part 1 I leaped out the other side of the table and ran for my life, I heard the girls shouting at each other behind me in unison ?You let...
    Jaitheboy Jaitheboy 13-15, T Nov 27

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    the smell of pine needles as per me is the best room freshner anyone could ever make ..its so refreshing ,,,so earthy smell lingers in your mind like a intoxidant..
    romell romell 41-45, M 1 Response Dec 12

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    There is just something astonishing about the smell, I just love it. The smell of old books just make me fell like oddly comfortable and, like happy. If you get what I mean?
    colourfulskeleton colourfulskeleton 13-15, F 1 Response Dec 13

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    After my basketball practice we all went to the lockers to have shower .. While everyone was in shower i started smelling their undies .. It was smelling so damn hot and it was...
    tommy21v tommy21v 18-21, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I like the smell of anus...........
    NoNameTroll NoNameTroll 13-15, M Nov 29

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    When it is winter, I don't know why, but I love the smell of the cold at night time. It feels so magical and beautiful. Especially on a starry night.That brings the attraction. I...
    GaiaMD GaiaMD 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 30

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    Tonight I am farting one after the other, and they are smelling pretty strong. I just came back from outside, and about to head outside again and drink and chill.. Just farted...
    Niko864 Niko864 41-45, M a week ago

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    Yup! I like a man who takes care of himself. Dresses sharp and smells good..atleast shouldn't look like you're a time traveller from a different era! I appreciate personal style...
    ira01 ira01 26-30, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    I like the smell of rain on concrete, those first drops as they hit the ground.
    IwasCandyWhite26 IwasCandyWhite26 56-60, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    It's such a shame that coffee candles smell nothing like coffee :x But if anyone one knows a good coffee scent-thingie (candle or air freshener etc.) let me know!!
    ChthonicMassacre ChthonicMassacre 16-17, F Nov 26

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    I sweat a lot & it's so frustrating that I have sweat permanent sweat stains on my shirts ,and the worst part is when I do sweat I smell awe full & hope that nobody else smells me...
    ThaQueen2 ThaQueen2 18-21, F Nov 27

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    Only when it's prepared the right way. My parents got garlic bread from the store today and IT WAS OH SO DISGUSTING. The garlic smell was acrid and I could smell it a mile away at...
    queenettejeanette queenettejeanette 13-15, F Dec 5

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    I love men that dress well and smell good. I never find anyone like that in my area! :-(
    princessalicia princessalicia 22-25, F 3 Responses Dec 11

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    when was a kid everytime we used to get gass filled i used to rush outside to get the smell of gass when filling gass in our car,,its simply supreb!
    romell romell 41-45, M 1 Response Dec 12

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    It just feels good! I just love the smell of it!
    maddytheMILF maddytheMILF 36-40, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    It's not that I can't stand the smell of it, it's more like I'm allergic to it where my throat starts to itch and my eyes get red and puffy. More irritating if anything. It look...
    booyah73 booyah73 41-45, M 6 days ago

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    The smell of newly precipitated rain is called petrichor. (Pet-ra-core) #gmm
    Aishashishi Aishashishi 13-15, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    My best friend just sat on my face & farted 4 times in a row. They were loud & proud blasts & they smelled eggy. I felt every one of them blow right thru his pants & onto my face...
    smellyouyes smellyouyes 51-55 1 Response 1 day ago

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    It's weird because I don't smoke and the thought of kissing a smoker sounds bad but I absolutely love the smell, I don't understand haha
    AmeliaRose1 AmeliaRose1 18-21, F Nov 24

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    I am a big coffee drinker. I could drink several pots a day and, I believe this stems from a memory from my childhood. One of my fondest memories from my youth is visting my...
    BubbaSasquatch BubbaSasquatch 18-21, M 3 Responses Nov 24

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    One of my favourite smells. Especially if someone already has it brewing and I walk into the house as its finishing. It's right up there with home made bread!!
    commonloon commonloon 46-50, M 5 Responses Nov 25

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    Best smell in the morning when your making it, specially when your waiting for it!
    Gettingout72 Gettingout72 41-45, F 7 Responses Nov 27

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    The smell of that COFFEE,BREWING! is so great for me.
    momonsite momonsite 31-35, F 3 Responses Nov 28

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    Ohh I just love the smell of rain and the faint sounds of the birds enjoying the fresh touch of nature .
    heavenlyflower123 heavenlyflower123 36-40, F 2 Responses Dec 1

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    What an odd experience. I do love the smell of white pine on a hot summer day, apple blossoms, peppermint (menthol), and gasoline. Also napha, sandalwood, cedar, juniper, and...
    prufrockrock prufrockrock 18-21, F Dec 1

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    I love the smell of books and the feel of the paper on my fingers.. .
    ForbiddenSubmissive1 ForbiddenSubmissive1 26-30, F 4 Responses Dec 5

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    I can generally smell anything, it's awful.
    Kittymore Kittymore 31-35, F 2 Responses Dec 8

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    I love odors so much. Whether it be raw sewage, rotten eggs, or sulfuric farts. Stinky smells turn me on; the stinkier, the better.
    BlueSugar930 BlueSugar930 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 10

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