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I Smell Like a Lawnmower

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    Ugh I Have to Mow Today

    I dont smell like one right now. but I'm planning to cause i have to mow the lawn sometime today
    rainbowdeadhead rainbowdeadhead 16-17, F May 16, 2008

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    But That Actually Wouldnt Be S...

    but that actually wouldnt be so bad. I love the smell of fresh cut grass!
    Lizzymt Lizzymt 26-30, F Feb 16, 2007

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    Ok, it's official... I hate my life.

    So my mom has been after my step dad to have some bonding time with me... As if. And today after work he decided the best way to make friends with me was to teach me the time honored art of lawn mowing... And I ain't talking in the shower with a razor... That I coulda handled...
    DarkHorse18 DarkHorse18 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 23, 2014

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    I Don't Think I've Eve...

    I don't think I've ever smelled like a lawnmower because I have never mowed the lawn.  Yard work is just not my thing.  I love nature but not working in it.
    theophania theophania 22-25, F Feb 18, 2007

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    Mower Odors Does Rub Off

    Yepper, after servicing and repairing mowers you can't help but, to smell like one or two..
    bobthewelder bobthewelder 56-60, M Apr 2, 2013

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    Ohhhh The Smell

    Yes I have to admit, sometimes I smell like a lawn mower. I have customers bring me equipment to work on and yes that includes mowers.Not only do I smell like them at times but, I become part of them. I have to crawl under, within and on top of the mowers around the vital organs...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jul 10, 2011

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    I Don't Own a Lawnmover So...

    I don't own a lawnmover so why should I smell like one?
    rosebud2ster rosebud2ster 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 21, 2007

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    If I Were So Lucky

    I wish, that would be fantastic. Right now I smell like sunscreen and fish combined (not good).
    Dagny19 Dagny19 36-40, F 1 Response Jun 19, 2010

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    I hope everyone likes smelling good everyday before you leave your home. Smelling good is apart of life. Clean clothes as well, don't leave your home smelling like yesterday and...
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    my grandmother was my best friend growing up. she always smelled like Oil of Olay lotion and channel #5 perfume. sometimes i can still smell her it makes me happy and sad at the...
    karabear1985 karabear1985 26-30, F 3 days ago

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    Burning candles always helps me relax for some reason. My favorite candles are the ones that smell like pumpkins or apples.
    GreenEyess GreenEyess 16-17, F Mar 21

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    my grandpap drank tea all the time so much the house would smell like it, it reminds me of him.
    kittycat1598 kittycat1598 18-21, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    I do indeed. It's my bed, it's comfy, it's soft, warm, and it smells like me. It's my cocoon and it's in my room. It's a nice place to just relax, or to sleep. It's perfect :P
    wedgieshurtalot wedgieshurtalot 16-17, F 5 days ago

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    Today I cut my grass, lots of grass. As I pushed my lawnmower in ever so straight lines I became aware of my little boy who is 2 pushing his toy mower beside me with intense...
    brazinski brazinski 51-55, M 3 hrs ago

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    My grandmother on my mothers side used TCP antiseptic cream .. Now when I use this after one of my 'accident prone' episodes memories flood back of my grandmother.. My grandfather...
    saxappeal saxappeal 46-50, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    I can smell you even before you walk in the room. That, ‘I’m all yours’ smell, that ‘just try to wear me out’ smell…that ‘lace me up tight and break me in...
    Mirages Mirages 41-45, F 17 Responses Mar 26

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    I was a rare kid who didn't hate the smell of cigarette smoke. My mom smoked around me all the time and it just seemed normal to me, it's all I knew. When I was 12 years old I...
    Cleancut Cleancut 41-45 Apr 8

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    A woman's hair to be exact. Not freshly shampooed smell. The day old smell. After two days it gets a little funky. Between one and two days is ideal. I like cuddling up behind...
    mikowee mikowee 31-35, M 1 Response Mar 22

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    I feel more beautiful and confident when I take care of myself with yummy smelling lotions and sprays. Likewise, if a man smells good he instantly jumps at least 5 points on the...
    StrangePlanet StrangePlanet 26-30, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Yeah :) where I am from we get a lot of rain and in the summer after when it rains and that we open up a door when it starts to warm up again the smell just comes in like a wave...
    BloodRedDarkness BloodRedDarkness 16-17, F Mar 22

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    Yes I love smelling girls panties. My wife has a very hot young cousin, who was visiting us last month for a few days. Noticed her used panties in the hamper. Got to smell her...
    nsentra2 nsentra2 46-50, M 2 Responses Apr 8

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    I cup my my farts with my hand and smell it. it's an awesome smell.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Apr 9

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    for me it's strange but I love the smell of face powder. the kind that comes in compacts with mirrors. my mom worked full time and was in the military so she was often deployed. I...
    ashb3r ashb3r 22-25, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I love putting on yummy smelling lotion after I get out of the shower. I smell so good all day!
    ilovenickiminaj ilovenickiminaj 22-25, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    That smell is the best and it opens up my senses and lets me smell Earth.
    moonskull moonskull 16-17, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I grew up in a home with Dad smoking, sitting at home smelling the smoke or on the go seemed so rude, had to deal. sitting in the vehicle with my Dad I'd of course have the back...
    liveurDream liveurDream 22-25, F 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    My cousin is my age 13 and growing up we discovered that each other like feet and started this thing where every night he is over my house we play truth or dare and do feet dares...
    frapiz401 frapiz401 13-15, M 1 Response Mar 29

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    My fiancee has no shame. She farts and burps and never holds them in. Especially in the morning. When she wakes up, she lets go a really long, loud, 3-7 second fart. She knows I...
    rynsaave rynsaave 26-30, M 1 Response Apr 9

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    Clean.. Fresh.. Air and you.. Bubblegum.. Armani aftershave.. And me.. That's the reasons.. Why.. I like the smell when it rains..
    Kardia Kardia 36-40 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    What girl doesn't? I like to be different, especially with my scents. One thing that has always driven me crazy is my friends, family- esp my mom asking what I'm wearing and...
    mellymel22 mellymel22 31-35, F 5 Responses 1 day ago

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    This is a bit weird, but while I love the smell of coffee while its brewing(like you couldn't tell) but I actually hate the taste of coffee. I'm more of a tea person.
    lunarsolar36 lunarsolar36 13-15, T Mar 23

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    After I fart in a chair I bend over or get on my knees so I can smell it.
    asspussyfart asspussyfart 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 31

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    I'm not crazy about coffee but I do like the smell while it's brewing...
    Mr8Mrs0Smith Mr8Mrs0Smith 36-40, F 1 Response Apr 3

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    It has been raining here for few hours and it smells so awesome!!! ^__^
    MrImperfect MrImperfect 16-17, M Apr 6

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    I love rains coz it gives me such romantic ambience. The smell of drops of water, the sound of it... Makes me wanna cuddle
    MienaMena MienaMena 26-30, F 3 Responses Apr 9

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    I've just mowed the lawn today and the smell of fresh cut grass always makes me feel like summer is really here.
    Gaz7 Gaz7 51-55, M a week ago

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    Like the bonfires of autumn you know summer is finally here when all the mowers come out and the smell of fresh cut grass lingers in the air.
    JoseyWales13 JoseyWales13 41-45, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    It's lovely to smell nice. I have a thing for jasmine, I usually se bath and body works velvet sugar....or orchid coconut... I use to use apricot vanilla (favorite).... Which the...
    Orchidspetals Orchidspetals 36-40, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I get hugged a lot. So. I wanna smell nice for the people who hug me. So they can hug me more (: hehe
    ninjadentistinspace ninjadentistinspace 16-17, F 5 Responses 2 days ago

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    Bath & Body works has the best smelling sprays and shower gels, but I love Victoria's Secrets sprays a tad bit more :-)
    imasweetheart imasweetheart 13-15, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I work in a library and it is the best job ever. I'm always surrounded by books. Old, new, it doesn't matter. I just love the smell and feel of all of them.
    ThousandFootKrutch ThousandFootKrutch 13-15, F Mar 19

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