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I Smell Like a Lawnmower

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    Ok, it's official... I hate my life.

    So my mom has been after my step dad to have some bonding time with me... As if. And today after work he decided the best way to make friends with me was to teach me the time honored art of lawn mowing... And I ain't talking in the shower with a razor... That I coulda handled...
    DarkHorse18 DarkHorse18 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 23, 2014

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    But That Actually Wouldnt Be S...

    but that actually wouldnt be so bad. I love the smell of fresh cut grass!
    Lizzymt Lizzymt 26-30, F Feb 16, 2007

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    If I Were So Lucky

    I wish, that would be fantastic. Right now I smell like sunscreen and fish combined (not good).
    Dagny19 Dagny19 36-40, F 1 Response Jun 19, 2010

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    Ugh I Have to Mow Today

    I dont smell like one right now. but I'm planning to cause i have to mow the lawn sometime today
    rainbowdeadhead rainbowdeadhead 16-17, F May 16, 2008

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    I Don't Think I've Eve...

    I don't think I've ever smelled like a lawnmower because I have never mowed the lawn.  Yard work is just not my thing.  I love nature but not working in it.
    theophania theophania 22-25, F Feb 18, 2007

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    I Don't Own a Lawnmover So...

    I don't own a lawnmover so why should I smell like one?
    rosebud2ster rosebud2ster 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 21, 2007

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    Mower Odors Does Rub Off

    Yepper, after servicing and repairing mowers you can't help but, to smell like one or two..
    bobthewelder bobthewelder 56-60, M Apr 2, 2013

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    Ohhhh The Smell

    Yes I have to admit, sometimes I smell like a lawn mower. I have customers bring me equipment to work on and yes that includes mowers.Not only do I smell like them at times but, I become part of them. I have to crawl under, within and on top of the mowers around the vital organs...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jul 10, 2011

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    SymphonyChild SymphonyChild 13-15, F May 19

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    youngkinyteenmom youngkinyteenmom 18-21, F 5 Responses May 4

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    I have a different scent for every outing it seems :) I'm obsessive with smells.
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses May 6

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    I don't smoke tobacco and probably never will, as I think it is gross.....but I honestly love the smell, it has grown on me (just like cancer will grow in a smokers lungs, lol)
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    DaniRoy DaniRoy 22-25, M May 2

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    Gemma1990 Gemma1990 22-25, F 1 Response May 4

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    HazeyHaley HazeyHaley 13-15, F 3 Responses May 7

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