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I Smell Like a Lawnmower

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    Ok, it's official... I hate my life.

    So my mom has been after my step dad to have some bonding time with me... As if. And today after work he decided the best way to make friends with me was to teach me the time honored art of lawn mowing... And I ain't talking in the shower with a razor... That I coulda handled...
    DarkHorse18 DarkHorse18 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 23, 2014

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    Mower Odors Does Rub Off

    Yepper, after servicing and repairing mowers you can't help but, to smell like one or two..
    bobthewelder bobthewelder 56-60, M Apr 2, 2013

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    I Don't Own a Lawnmover So...

    I don't own a lawnmover so why should I smell like one?
    rosebud2ster rosebud2ster 21-25, F 1 Response Feb 21, 2007

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    Ohhhh The Smell

    Yes I have to admit, sometimes I smell like a lawn mower. I have customers bring me equipment to work on and yes that includes mowers.Not only do I smell like them at times but, I become part of them. I have to crawl under, within and on top of the mowers around the vital organs...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jul 10, 2011

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    I Don't Think I've Eve...

    I don't think I've ever smelled like a lawnmower because I have never mowed the lawn.  Yard work is just not my thing.  I love nature but not working in it.
    theophania theophania 22-25, F Feb 18, 2007

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    But That Actually Wouldnt Be S...

    but that actually wouldnt be so bad. I love the smell of fresh cut grass!
    Lizzymt Lizzymt 26-30, F Feb 16, 2007

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    I've been told this many times

    but I don't even have a lawn mower?
    ALaCoit ALaCoit 31-35, F 1 Response Dec 8, 2014

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    Ugh I Have to Mow Today

    I dont smell like one right now. but I'm planning to cause i have to mow the lawn sometime today
    rainbowdeadhead rainbowdeadhead 16-17, F May 16, 2008

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    If I Were So Lucky

    I wish, that would be fantastic. Right now I smell like sunscreen and fish combined (not good).
    Dagny19 Dagny19 36-40, F 1 Response Jun 19, 2010

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    flightexpert flightexpert 18-21, M Feb 4

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    I realized this today... I never quite understood why no one liked the smell like I do, the people I know just tells me they despise it. It may be that I grew up around my uncle...
    roamingtree roamingtree 16-17, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    That foggy grey color. The fresh smell to everything. It feels like everything was given a great, natural clean. The flowers smell better. The world smells like a clean slate...
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    Usually when I smell it , it smells like wet asphalt and I like that smell .
    TreDaeOne87 TreDaeOne87 18-21, M 1 Response Feb 17

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    I love cleaning. I can't relax after work until everything is squared away- floor swept, counters and bathrooms wiped down, everything smelling nice and fresh. My kid even cleans...
    marladurden13 marladurden13 41-45, F Feb 3

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    I absolutely hate the smell of cigarette smoke, which sucks because my boyfriend is a smoker, I hate when he smells like he smothered himself in cigarettes.
    mcgradyyeah mcgradyyeah 26-30, F 4 Responses Feb 16

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    The ships in a dusty harbor, black out of the slave sweat have lowered their sails Woman walking barefoot carry a secret burden of bullets on their heads in baskets, with pepper...
    Vrime Vrime 22-25, M 1 Response Feb 2

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    Get your stanky *** away from me! You don't smell good at all. You smell like a skunk that just ate a burrito and shat it out next to a dumpster.
    badazzbasicbich badazzbasicbich 18-21, F 5 Responses Feb 5

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    just got woken up by a friend stopping by early , I have to crawl out of bed and open a door then they are smoking a cig and it smells like ****. then they try to get me to drive...
    LooseBluntWithaHole LooseBluntWithaHole 22-25, M 2 Responses Feb 9

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    and it smells like.....hehehe not really.Though I have my moments. :O
    BloviatingBuffoon BloviatingBuffoon 70+, F 1 Response Feb 20

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    Smells like knowledge cx xD
    TassiAnime TassiAnime 18-21 Feb 21

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    I know im part wolf...I've known since 3rd grade and I'm now in 5th...I feel deep inside of me there is something that makes me different than anyone else....I'm 11 and am part...
    winterwolfNT winterwolfNT 13-15, F 2 Responses Feb 8

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    Weird Als "smells like Nirvana" is the most perfect music video of all time
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 1 Response Feb 12

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    I love the smell of coffee brewing in the morning. I dont drink it too often. I also love to walk down the coffee eisle at the supermarket. The smell from the coffee beans just...
    bubblebobble83 bubblebobble83 31-35, F 2 Responses Feb 6

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    I was at a school fair and it was me and my friend putting our shoes back on after the trampoline and as she was putting her shoes back on I pretended that I could smell something...
    shyfootguy15 shyfootguy15 31-35, M 1 Response Feb 5

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    The love it when I put on my undershirts and my body warmth elicits the faint smell of bleach. Mmmm. Happiness. I use some when cleaning the floors and when I clean the toilets...
    Satx457 Satx457 41-45, M Feb 20

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    I don't know why but gas smells good to me, haha but don't worry I know it's dangerous to smell it.
    Zoekosmopoulos Zoekosmopoulos 18-21, F 7 Responses Feb 22

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    when I got an 81 in my maths exam which was the highest in form 5. instead of good job and stuff he said, try to improve your mark. also I kinda smell in the morning and he went...
    daniel147 daniel147 13-15, M 5 days ago

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    There's nothing better than finding a little book shop or a new library and finding new books, new worlds, to travel to that day. Books are food for the soul and the smell of the...
    Sxculent Sxculent 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 3

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    I Love The Smell Of Pine Sol , i Put it in a little spray bottle and spray it in the air or on me , i put it in a face mask , if im in the store and i see it ill open it and smell...
    KishayDior KishayDior 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 6

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    The pleasant smell of air after rain shower. Loving the smell;)
    RedThatDescribesMe RedThatDescribesMe 18-21, F Feb 12

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    At school I started to notice that this girl, who I had the biggest crush ever on, farted very frequently and I realized that her farts really turned me on, so whenever she farted...
    Killerlemon Killerlemon 22-25, M 1 Response Feb 12

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    I love the smell of a candle just when you blow it off...the wick still burning, releasing that smoke that has that waxy smell...idk why it just gets me all the time!
    Bfive Bfive 22-25, M a week ago

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    I love the smell of coconut shampoo and conditioner. Cucumber smells good to
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    I like to smell roses but if someone gave me roses as a preset, I would end up giving them away to someone. I don't like flowers or teddy bears as a gift. I like jewelry fake or...
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 2

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    I really like going outside after or while it rains. I like how the air smells before a bad storm too. It's too bad I can't go outside in the rain without an umbrella because my...
    StillFlawless StillFlawless 13-15, F 1 Response Feb 4

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    Racist posts from 2013: Why do black women like to say they're strong? I always hear stuff like, "I'm a strong black woman", but never heard " I'm a strong white woman" or " I'm a...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 51-55, F 4 Responses 1 day ago

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    I used to. And I miss it. Its pouring down here and I miss that clean fresh smell that comes with this down pour.
    lilmorsie lilmorsie 22-25, M Feb 6

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    There is something so special about feeling pretty, and it's just not the same as being handsome. Feeling pretty is a sense I get when I look in the mirror with my hair done...
    Evethomp Evethomp 41-45, T Feb 7

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    The smell is actually called petrichor.
    gish1897 gish1897 13-15, F 4 Responses Feb 7

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    Its gross and i get alil high , from it , blahh !!! I just dnt like the smell of it ,
    paola93 paola93 18-21, F Feb 17

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    I just bought this perfume today; It smells pretty good lol
    TheGirlYouNeverKnew TheGirlYouNeverKnew 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 21

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    Looking for hot guys in San Diego that like their feet smelled and licked. I want to worship feet. Vgl masc here
    mybfsfeet mybfsfeet 36-40, M a week ago

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    Among all these chaos that is going on , lingering past and foggy present But always the smell of flowers will make me feel better and see a glimpse of a nice future to be ..
    Sweetcardiac Sweetcardiac 22-25, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Red ones are my favourite... I'd fill my place with bunches of them... so incredibly bright and nice smelling...absolutely adorable and exquisitely feminine...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 31-35, F 3 Responses Feb 2

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    I've never been able to grow roses, but Grandma Elsie... She could grow anything. For years she'd had this rose bush. Mom called them tea roses. It came to our house when Grandma...
    justNIK justNIK 41-45, F 2 Responses Feb 2

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    Lemons. All my fragances have something citric. Refreshing x_x That smell makes me feel clean and pure.
    SugarKaneFarrow SugarKaneFarrow 22-25, F Feb 3

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