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I Smoke Weed For The Greater Good Of Mankind

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    I also will get high

    and drink till chest pains for the greater good of your mankind.
    BenedictJones BenedictJones 13-15, M 1 Response May 9

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    Lmfaaaaooooooo

    im already blazed and this **** isssss sooooooooooo funny to me atm. "you wanna play a lil game?"
    Doxtah Doxtah 26-30, M Aug 21, 2011

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    Don't Smoke But...

    The title of this group cracked me up. haha XD
    righteouschica righteouschica 18-21, F Jul 19, 2012

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    Stay High

    this brings me back to HS days for sure haha. i'll smoke to this right now actually.
    Doxtah Doxtah 26-30, M Aug 14, 2011

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    Uh, Duh! ;) My best friend in times of need.

    This society is so ****** up. To me, weed is not even a drug, it's medicine. We're glamorizing alcohol for christsake and how many deaths have we had from that yet we still allow it? **** alcohol. I'm going to go ahead and not poison my body with all that artificial scum and gmo...
    twisteduniverse twisteduniverse 22-25, F Jun 3

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    Celebrate.

    *takes bong hit* thats just cause i survived last night, got good sleep and in a good mood.. i plan on surviving tonight also... IN WHICH!...the same **** will be happening tomorrow morning... wake and bakes..will always be "For The Win" **** yea.
    Doxtah Doxtah 26-30, M 5 Responses Aug 26, 2011

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    Kryptonite.. Yea.

    old... but...good..smoking to this right now.
    Doxtah Doxtah 26-30, M Mar 30, 2011

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    Tnt....

    this ******* weed is amazing.... i've never been sooo high off just a few hits like this in a long time hahaha. had to say it... this is a rare moment for sure. *marks it on calendar.* tooo ******* good almost.
    Doxtah Doxtah 26-30, M 7 Responses Apr 18, 2011

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    Hmmmmm What Would The World Do Without Weed?

    really though if there wasnt any weed on earth, this planet would be as lame as watching really old people dancing to polka.
    Doxtah Doxtah 26-30, M 2 Responses Jun 10, 2010

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    Marinate To This...

    gotta love shmoke songs.
    Doxtah Doxtah 26-30, M Dec 5, 2011

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    Oh Yea... Luda

    how could i forget this? pfft.
    Doxtah Doxtah 26-30, M 3 Responses Mar 30, 2011

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    4.20.11

    today is a good excuse to be high all day... might as well slap **** as I accomplish this.
    Doxtah Doxtah 26-30, M Apr 20, 2011

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    JuBear424 JuBear424 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 8, 2014

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    Must Be The Ganja.

    good ol' eminem. nuff said.
    Doxtah Doxtah 26-30, M Aug 15, 2011

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    Seeing The World The Way It Was Meant To Be Seen.

    Theres something about the current state of the world that depresses people. Its like, when people look out the window all they seem to notice are the bad things. They see the dying tree, not the beautiful sky. I see the sky. I see beauty, and love, and compassion. I see the...
    TheSwagHippie TheSwagHippie 18-21, M 2 Responses Apr 3, 2011

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    No I Don't.

    No I don't do any of that, I love Mankind but also everykind and I don't do drugs, life is my drug and I'm not lazy like other people, I don't think being anorexic counts as being lazy just weak, for now. Well no, I am very engetic but I need to figure out some way to contain...
    Acchbellon Acchbellon 18-21, M Oct 24, 2012

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    jenpoop jenpoop 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 8, 2014

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    I use to smoke weed .

    . Knowing the facts weed makes you become more lazy and stupid ! As you may know the majority people usually becomes too addicted to weed and then next step becomes meth and so on..
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jun 8, 2014

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    Why Wouldnt I?

    yea... imma get ******* blazed right now! thank you, styles p, for your inspiration!
    Doxtah Doxtah 26-30, M 23 Responses Dec 4, 2010

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    I like to smoke weed bro.

    .. Xxxdjjeh ckievsihbwjxiiebwhgvwndobf
    shitfaced77 shitfaced77 22-25, M May 31, 2014

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    Another Good Shmoke Song...

    yep.. i'll shmoke to this... obviously. =D
    Doxtah Doxtah 26-30, M Mar 18, 2012

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    Doxtah Doxtah 26-30, M Mar 30, 2011

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    In truth, smoking marijuana helps me focus

    and have a relaxed mental state at the same time. But sometimes the odd time it happens, I get so damn fried that trying to function under societal norms is no longer an option, and so, I Ascend to a higher plane of consciousness. In perspective, smoking marijuana just makes me...
    Orchards Orchards 22-25, M 2 Responses May 9

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    I Prove It Daily....

    maybe... i think, perhaps... kinda. hopefully.... on a good day. possibly. i loves this group! i runs this **** with the magnum of chron!... my stupid high thoughts i type out.. will always crush people... even when im noht trying or aiming to (which happens alot here for some...
    Doxtah Doxtah 26-30, M Sep 6, 2011

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    Tonights Lesson.

    fist imma smoke this joint then imma put icecubes in my bong and clear a couple bowls outta that, i wanna get high as a kite and i dont wanna come back! i do this for the greater good of mankind so dont forget that.
    Doxtah Doxtah 26-30, M 3 Responses Apr 16, 2010

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    I Mean What I Say

    and imma smoke my bong right ****** now.
    Doxtah Doxtah 26-30, M 4 Responses Apr 12, 2010

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    It's a huge responsibility.

    Most people think I get high bc I want to little do they know I'm actually doing it for them. I don't WANT to smoke 2 Js take 4 bong rips and a dab I NEED to. It's my responsibility to society to smoke fat blunts. Many of you do not believe me here I why I am right: -I am in a...
    Based4ever Based4ever 16-17, M 4 Responses Jun 23, 2014

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    Since This Group Of Mine Is Getting So Many Minions....

    here's another blazing song for you high ***** =D
    Doxtah Doxtah 26-30, M 14 Responses Mar 10, 2011

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    If it weren't for weed,

    I'd murder my husband in his sleep :)
    RazorbladeKisses81 RazorbladeKisses81 31-35, F 5 Responses Nov 15, 2014

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    Britters220 Britters220 22-25, F 4 Responses Jun 1, 2014

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    niceguy223 niceguy223 13-15, M 1 Response Apr 20

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    ...greater Good Of ... Me

    Yes so I swoke meed! After a few days of no sleep, and I know I am about to go postal I Swoke some Meed! I sleep, and then everybody benefits. True story...
    Derangedjdub Derangedjdub 36-40, F 3 Responses Jan 6, 2013

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    I smoke Marijuana because it keeps be balanced

    and at peace. It helps me think about the hundreds of things that go through my head with a more calm state instead of being overwhelmed. I'm not as antisocial, I smile more, I enjoy things more without thinking about the negative. My gaming skills are off the chain. It's my...
    groovyhugsbunny groovyhugsbunny 18-21, F 1 Response May 11

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    I smoke weed so I can get high lol.

    . Haha but really it does help me sleep after!
    tdwprpbs tdwprpbs 18-21, M Aug 4, 2014

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    =/ Ehhhhh......

    gross.... this will bring anyones high down. if you have noht seen this.... be thankful hahaha. still kinda funny.
    Doxtah Doxtah 26-30, M 18 Responses Sep 5, 2011

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    Alylovespuppies Alylovespuppies 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 4, 2014

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    I've been dealing since I was a little kid, that's the only way I could get money for my mothers bills. When I didn't have to sell it and I had extra I used to smoke the rest I...
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    I wanna smoke so badly but I don't have my dealer anymore :( I haven't smoked in weeks ughh
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    jackvik jackvik 22-25, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I smoke weed because I'm a very anxious person, and when I do, I can just relax and have a good time. Everything is better when you're high. c:
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