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I Sneeze When I Think About Sex

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 4 People

    Two Quick Sneezes Whenever I Fantasize

    I've had this reaction since hitting puberty, and I was always pretty sure that it was quite rare. Almost always, when I fantasize about some sexual scenario I abruptly sneeze twice or even three times. It only happens with fantasies though - just from the "...
    adso267 adso267 26-30 2 Responses Jun 25, 2009

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    Sneeze Repeatedly When You Think About Sex?

    I work for a production company that produces a show for TLC (The Learning Channel), and we're looking for people who sneeze repeatedly when they think about sex, or when they ******, to be interviewed for our show. Please contact us if you LEGITIMATELY experience this medical...
    sirens1 sirens1 26-30, F Feb 16, 2011

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    I remember reading somewhere that guys think about sex every 5 seconds...and that's me with food. I sometimes find myself on the verge of salivating at the yummy concoctions that...
    StrongLittleGirl StrongLittleGirl 22-25, F Oct 13

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    I am a wife and mom who is a nudist with others. I make it a point of not thinking about having sex with others when we are nude together. This includes family and friends.
    olderandmaturefemale olderandmaturefemale 46-50, F 17 Responses Oct 3

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    If I would have known better I would have said no. Or at the very least kicked him in the balls. But I didn't. Parents think and plan the best time to talk about sexual predators...
    rainbowcity rainbowcity 22-25, F Sep 22

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    If I would have known better I would have said no. Or at the very least kicked him in the balls. But I didn't. Parents think and plan the best time to talk about sexual predators...
    rainbowcity rainbowcity 22-25, F Sep 22

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    If I would have known better I would have said no. Or at the very least kicked him in the balls. But I didn't. Parents think and plan the best time to talk about sexual predators...
    rainbowcity rainbowcity 22-25, F Sep 22

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    I love sex so hard thinking about it
    yourtwist yourtwist 31-35, M 1 Response Oct 10

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    To make a long story short I was talking to a guy in the summer and you know we were jus talking and talking so much for a good two weeks and the next thing you know it We were...
    andreaespe andreaespe 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 23

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    Thinking about it. I'm sick of everything just being sex here. And the perverts as well that message me. I wanted it as a place to vent, not a place to be targeted by sick people...
    1lonelydaisy 1lonelydaisy 70+, F 2 Responses Oct 12

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    Why not have a normal clean conversation? Is that too much to ask for? Am I shooting for the stars here? I don't talk about sex, I know nothing about sex, nor do I care to learn.
    ChanelLove12 ChanelLove12 70+, F Oct 13

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    I have GOT to get this out... I cant keep it bottled in any longer. I may only be rambling to myself here, but I dont care, at least it will be out of my system. ( I'm going to...
    ashuriiNikooru ashuriiNikooru 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 26

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    It's Monday night. I called myself having some me time. I got it alright, but one thing or another reminds me of you...all of you. Lianne La Havas evokes an air of calm as her...
    Soltanto Soltanto 18-21, F Oct 13

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    I'm still thinking about all this high school shizz because of how screwed over I felt the whole time. I'm trying to get on with my life, but I can't really do that until certain...
    jpk29 jpk29 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    I think about death all the time. I am not afraid of it. I don't waste my time thinking what happens when we die. I am too busy living each day to the fullest. But I do have my...
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 18-21, M 1 Response Oct 8

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    I think about death also i think about ways of death,,i think i dont deserve to be alive ,,every day i fighting these ideas amd i cant stop thinking about death,,i have a daughter...
    Maryam75 Maryam75 26-30, F 1 Response Oct 12

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    I can't stop thinking about my ex. I know it's weird Our relationship ended last month. And it was only a one month relationship It didn't even last that long. I think about the...
    andreaespe andreaespe 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 28

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    Dori: What are you thinking about when you look out there ? Sandy Bates: Just, you know... All those people and you know how unhappy most of them are and those terrible things...
    dontcareforlabels dontcareforlabels 41-45, M 2 Responses Sep 30

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    I miss you. I think about you all the time, and every night when I cuddle with your hoodie. Your smell is gone now and I just want it back. I want you to be back. I want to...
    KenzieluvsRupert KenzieluvsRupert 16-17, F 5 Responses Oct 2

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    Almost every day when I wake up, as I lay in bed, I imagine sliding my legless body into my wheelchair and wheeling out of my bedroom. Some days however, I think about sitting on...
    thatguythereoverhere thatguythereoverhere 26-30, M 1 Response Oct 4

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    I really haven't tried to stop thinking about you though :P I love thinking about you. All day everyday you're on my mind and I just love thinking about what it would be like...
    Raptax231 Raptax231 18-21, M 1 Response Oct 13

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    But the pain is a little less. I still think about you, but the tears don't come as easily. I still think about you, but the sound of your voice is a little more distant. I still...
    Charmedheart Charmedheart 36-40, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    I watched "The Departed" a few days ago. I'd heard several times that it was a really good film but had been put-off by a number of things: firstly that it's a remake, and I've not...
    sometimeslonelytoo sometimeslonelytoo 41-45, M 3 days ago

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    I think I may have been in love with my best friend turned friends with benefits...he moved away and stopped talking to me altogether...I find myself comparing other guys to him...
    Mls1954 Mls1954 22-25, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    ~~~My ex-boyfriend looks like Jeremy Renner, now I miss him~~~I saw a film this afternoon called "The Immigrant" with Jeremy Renner. I use to think he had an ordinary face. Now I...
    dandylyne44 dandylyne44 26-30, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I still think about you Every once in a little while I think about your love of life Your tenderness, your smile How is it that someone who meant so much was not my play, but just...
    nivanvc nivanvc 36-40, M 1 day ago

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    I think about it quite a lot. If you want to know why read my other stories. I can't live like this and I don't think I should have too.
    meme111111 meme111111 36-40, M 5 Responses Oct 4

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    Im thinking of getting one Have been thinking about it for months but I dunno what I want, maybe a wolf or my dogs paw print but I don't know where I'd have it
    jodie112 jodie112 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 5

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    I don't know why but I can't stop thinking about him. I'm drawn to him in someway, yeah he's attractive but that's not it. There's just something else about him, some air of...
    maktub1 maktub1 26-30, F Oct 9

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    Thinking about leaving Ep!! I'm noisy female here, I'm quite rude sometimes I don't reply on messages, I get some hate coz of my post,, but don't worry!! Haha I'm not going to hate...
    onionheart16 onionheart16 26-30, F 3 Responses Oct 9

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    I think about having one with my class mate. She's brunette, Spanish name. Olive skin. I don't know how she feels about me. She could be attracted to me. I'm bad at these things...
    NotApplicable NotApplicable 22-25, F 2 Responses Oct 12

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    So this is the deal. Lately I have been really admiring this girl on EP. I'm not sure if this is creepy or not but I have one of her pictures she posted as my background and lock...
    EBestest EBestest 18-21, M Oct 12

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    I am always thinking about food. I was eating potato chips, then I decide I wanted something sweet so I got some ice cream, then I had some waffles. While I was eating I decided I...
    fatgenie fatgenie 18-21, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Maybe one day I will think about it and I will not feel bad...there will be no feelings of hate..bitterness...self loathing....maybe one day I will share my experience from an...
    CurvyandChic CurvyandChic 22-25, F 3 Responses Sep 22

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    It isn't a good thing either. I'm thinking about ending this relationship.
    DeterminedToMakeLifeWorthIt DeterminedToMakeLifeWorthIt 16-17, F Sep 22

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    Maybe I think about him so much because I wake up next to him every morning and go to sleep beside him every night.
    cbailey301 cbailey301 22-25, M Oct 3

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    Yeah, I still so every now and then. Maybe just because I'd like to know how things could have been different. God knows what she's doing now... I wonder if she ever thinks about...
    scrtasnman13 scrtasnman13 18-21, M Oct 3

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    I would always think about my first love because he's the love of my life as of today and will always be my heart.
    roselani2005 roselani2005 26-30, F Oct 4

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    It's all i can ever think about and i can't seem to stop.
    DreamingSouls DreamingSouls 13-15, F 1 Response Oct 9

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    I think about killing myself. Some days the only thing stopping me is I don't want to hurt my family. I just want the pain to stop... and I'm feeling more and more like they wouldn...
    crookedteethteen crookedteethteen 13-15, F 1 Response Oct 9

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    I think about having an affair all of the time. I need the passion and the excitement that I'm missing. I've had a couple of very short experiences in the past and I was left...
    Lucca909 Lucca909 36-40, F 58 Responses Oct 14

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    I became the other woman this weekend. Not like a love affair, more a FWB. I just ended a 17 year marriage and this guy made me feel like someone would want a mid 30s woman with...
    Oldhigh96 Oldhigh96 36-40, F 4 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    I want to, I have tried, I just can't. I am trying to live me life as usual but he pops in my head all dang day. He loves her more than me and there is nothing I can do about...
    nikolasmom nikolasmom 36-40 9 hrs ago

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    I'm not sure where my Momma learned about the psychology of sex...a Geisha probably. I was a good listener so she talked and talked and talked and talked to me growing up. A few...
    ObiOneyouremyonlyhope ObiOneyouremyonlyhope 41-45, F 1 Response Sep 22

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    My husband and i have been together 5 years and the sex has never been great. I do love him but feel sexually unsatisfied. There is a man who I used to see who is also married that...
    kimmyh23 kimmyh23 36-40, F 5 Responses Oct 11

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    I really don't. That being said, don't expect me to tell you about my sex life on a public forum. NOT GONNA HAPPEN! !! I am not embarassed, I just respect my wife enough to...
    overtherainbow47 overtherainbow47 41-45, M Oct 7

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    I keep telling myself I'm over him. I even made Changing of the Seasons by Two Door Cinema Club my break up anthem, but I know I'm just lying to myself. I am 100% certain that he...
    nikkiiic nikkiiic 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 12