I have no trouble falling asleep. It's getting woken up by something and not being being able to fall back asleep that gets me.
It's usually one of the kids.
Or a noise outside...
The little notification button at the top reminds me of taco bell.
I know a girl. Whenever she sneezes it sounds like "Me Too".
You know how they use the donut holes to make mini...
Think what a remarkable, unduplicatable, and miraculous thing it is to be you! Of all the people who have come and gone on the earth, since the beginning of time, not ONE of them...
secure the futures
measuring them beings
possessions, bank accounts
it has come to this
this is how we see
to do what's best...
i burp fart & sneeze,,,kick spit and scratch like any homosapien should take a **** while chatting on the phone and think nothing of it......and yes my bedhead is adorable
ive fallen downstairs
fallen on ice
trapped my arm in a car door
smacked myself in the ankle with plugs
dropped a can of beans on my foot
fallen out the front door
stepped in dog...
I feel gross and useless when I'm sick. Constantly blowing your nose just so you can breathe, always making sure I have a Kleenex in hand cause it's constantly running, the...
Pertaining to the facts in my other stories, I was drugged and molested by my Fake Mother (who shares no blood with me) and her boyfriends and one of their entire families because...
Today is the one year anniversary of the finalization of my divorce. In Judaism, anniversaries of the death of loved ones are marked with prayer and ritual. There is no traditional...
I find it annoying that so many people ask me why I'm gay. Like, I don't know, I just like guys. So now, whenever someone asks me why I'm gay, I tell them the same thing: When I...
When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.
Almost is a lie my mom was showering and I was holding it I sneeze and peed I had to change and live with the embarrassment
And then the beat got sicker.
Authenticity and Intent.
Lately, I have been trying to be more mindful of the things I say and do that may be habitual, knee-jerk, or commonplace turn of phrase. I am an artist...
Anybody interested in sneeze role play?
Is there anybody who would be interested in sneeze role play?
I think I'm a clean freak, and it bothers me.
Whenever I see people sneeze or cough or spit, I'd feel like throw up or if I was eating I just couldn't eat anymore.
Well if I was...
1. Mosquito bites
3. prairie dogs
5. no beer in the fridge
6. spaghetti sauce on white sweater
7. sleeping in the wet spot
8. dog sneezes in the face
“Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?Jean Kerr
( Try to make it short ) One time my biker friend had a bike accident, broken leg with several wounds. He didn't want to go to hospital so my other biker friend tried to heal him...
Hey there, my grandpa has this weird habit/illness/idek where he sneezes REALLY loud after eating. Like the whole neighborhood can hear it and it's really annoying. He won't try to...