why is it when ever i have to sneeze the little fart doesnt want to come out?????
EXTERMINATE!! *cough* sorry what an awful sneeze. Yeah that's what that was a sneeze.
So I was thinking, whenever babies or toddlers sneeze they're adorable but it's as if the more you get older the nastier that "cute" sneeze gets :/ Damn!
Sneezed last night and bit it
It ******* still hurts :(
One time I did and took a small chunk out of it .-.
I thought if someone was sick and they touched you (not sneeze, cough, etc) or even poke you, you'd get sick.
I thought if you make one person sick by infecting them, you get...
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there's a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He's been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the...
Was at the store standing in line when I had to sneeze I turned to see the little boy behind me staring at me
Me: is there something wrong why are you staring
Little boy: you...
The neighbor across the street just sneezed, and i look up and start to hollar out "bless you!" then i remember he cant hear.
So are the ways of EP.
Thank them kindly.
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Had this cold thing all week and the amount of times I have sneezed is unreal madness it really is better still I'm slowly starting to feel better everyday I hate colds.
My brother just walked into my room, sneezed 4 times then left
On top of spaghetti... All covered with cheese... I lost my poor meatball... When somebody sneezed...
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