I Solemnly Swear I Am Up To No Good

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    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Sep 10, 2015

    I'm not supposed be a lone with this boy

    because of some thing in the past.anyway he was over tonight and his mom told him to get in the shower, he got up and I said to my brother "watch this" I hid in back of the couch and his mom didn't see me get back there. 5 seconds later she said "wait where's Lilly? Everyone...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jan 24

    Which is why I posted a story under the heading

    "I Am An Axe Murderer," just to see if I could get it past the EP censorship. It was up there for about three hours before they caught on and removed it. Let's subvert this site, people!
    HarryDemon HarryDemon
    56-60, M
    1 Response Sep 28, 2015
    HELPTAKENhelpused HELPTAKENhelpused
    26-30, M
    Dec 21, 2015
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    Jan 20
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Jan 21
    AlansPalMasky AlansPalMasky
    31-35, T
    1 Response Nov 27, 2015

    I am an atheist; in an age of science,

    it is ridiculous to believe in God. Religion has only caused wars and oppression in the world. Admittedly, in Britain, the Land of the Empty Churches, that is far from being a radical statement. I am staunchly republican; the monarchy is a shocking waste of taxpayers money which...
    HarryDemon HarryDemon
    56-60, M
    Nov 1, 2015
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    1 Response Dec 7, 2015
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    1 Response Dec 6, 2015

    I didn't put the itching powder in your

    underwear. (Yeah I did) hehe.
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    Jan 14
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    1 Response Jan 10

    I'm not going to swear to it

    but it's a strong possibility.
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    Jan 9

    License To Breed

    I firmly believe, and I know this doesn't add me to the list of people who should be in government power, that there should be an IQ test that allows you to either get license to have children, or get surgery that unables you from doing such a reckless thing. We face in...
    ravenge ravenge
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Jun 3, 2012

    that conversation i had with one of my epps

    today LOLOL god i love that kid!!!!
    miimii0069 miimii0069
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Aug 27, 2015

    Mischief Managed.....

    .amiright???
    FallingIntoAnAbyss FallingIntoAnAbyss
    13-15, F
    Jan 25

    I solemnly Swear to the best of my ability

    and knowledge I am up to No Good and plan to continue to do so until I am pushing up daisy's, or grass, or roses or whatever lol
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Dec 12, 2015
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    Jan 8
    JadedUnicorn JadedUnicorn
    31-35, F
    1 Response Dec 7, 2015

    I seem to end up loving things

    that just aren't good for me
    DanieGirl1 DanieGirl1
    36-40
    Dec 7, 2015

    I'm up late... :O hahaha I'm not

    that mischievous I suppose :D
    Rycbar17 Rycbar17
    18-21, M
    Dec 5, 2015

    Mischief managed! if you have never seen Harry

    Potter you won't understand my post
    ashley254 ashley254
    18-21, F
    5 Responses Dec 6, 2015

    You're going to find

    that out soon enough. Stand by for aggravation.
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    Jan 7

    Are you familiar with the song from the

    Deviants third album, the nun cover one, called The People's Song? It goes:- We are the people who creep in the night, We are the people who hide from the light, We are the people who pervert your children, Lead them astray from the lessons you taught them, We are endangering...
    HarryDemon HarryDemon
    56-60, M
    Sep 20, 2015
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    Dec 7, 2015

    When I say this, I mean it in a playful manner,

    not "up to no good" as being hurtful or deceptive. I wouldn't do that, but I enjoy being goofy and having fun, and bending the rules every now and then :)
    ErraticSarcastic ErraticSarcastic
    31-35, F
    Nov 27, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Sep 9, 2015

    Honestly

    Today I'm up to no good. So there..
    mother1983 mother1983
    31-35, F
    Feb 10, 2011

    In case anyone wants to know

    where alanMB is, I'm going to punish him a wee bit.
    AlansPalMasky AlansPalMasky
    31-35, T
    1 Response Nov 27, 2015
    DoctorstripUdow DoctorstripUdow
    51-55
    Dec 21, 2015
    Slytherin4Lyfe Slytherin4Lyfe
    13-15, F
    Sep 10, 2015
    PampassClasse PampassClasse
    13-15, F
    Aug 25, 2015
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