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I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

mischief managed 92 People

    A Mischievous Moment

    Once when I was a child (approximately age 4), I had this urge to be silly. I was a good child and contained this urge until it just became unbearable. I thought of all the mischievous things I could do in just the bathroom alone! …..But I was a good girl….. So, with my mind...
    Adriftin Adriftin 22-25, F Apr 30, 2013

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    You Are A Genius

    ...whoever created this group."I solemnly swear, that I, am up to no good..."
    TrustIsEarned TrustIsEarned 41-45, F 1 Response May 25, 2012

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    Well - maybe just a little bit ;D But what I'm

    supposed to be doing is even worse - it feels more like a punishment - so I suppose that by fluttering around here like a baby elephant and wasting time I AM up to no good..!
    BSTisapain BSTisapain 70+, F 2 Responses Jun 27

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