I Sometimes Daydream Of Killing The Pillsbury Doughboy

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    Sadistic, I Know

    but I always use a butter knife.
    Punk1n Punk1n
    36-40, F
    13 Responses Mar 5, 2011

    Impale Him!

    I'm sick of the cheesy cheap videos where someone is burning, shooting blowing up or setting his doll alight to watch it burn. Some times they'll throw in a falsetto voice. What I yearn for is for a video of him impaled with a rotisserie from between his little legs up through...
    Vladteppes Vladteppes
    51-55, M
    1 Response Apr 14, 2013

    How To Kill The Doughboy

    It was suggested privately i write a story in this group. The fat laughing buttery bastard, he knows a heart attack or clogged arteries are gonna get him sooner or later, I'd just be executing an assisted premature unwilling suicide. I'd start by getting a toaster oven, tearing...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jul 12, 2013

    Am I Disturbed???

    Because it happens every time I eat a biscuit.....I just ate a bsicuit.....
    Punk1n Punk1n
    36-40, F
    1 Response Dec 18, 2012

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