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I Sometimes Daydream Of Killing The Pillsbury Doughboy

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    How To Kill The Doughboy

    It was suggested privately i write a story in this group. The fat laughing buttery bastard, he knows a heart attack or clogged arteries are gonna get him sooner or later, I'd just be executing an assisted premature unwilling suicide. I'd start by getting a toaster oven, tearing...
    Qtip1976 Qtip1976 31-35, M 2 Responses Jul 12, 2013

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    Sadistic, I Know

    but I always use a butter knife.
    Punk1n Punk1n 31-35, F 13 Responses Mar 5, 2011

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    Impale Him!

    I'm sick of the cheesy cheap videos where someone is burning, shooting blowing up or setting his doll alight to watch it burn. Some times they'll throw in a falsetto voice. What I yearn for is for a video of him impaled with a rotisserie from between his little legs up through...
    Vladteppes Vladteppes 46-50, M 1 Response Apr 14, 2013

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    Am I Disturbed???

    Because it happens every time I eat a biscuit.....I just ate a bsicuit.....
    Punk1n Punk1n 31-35, F 2 Responses Dec 18, 2012

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    Hey guys, I am new here and I don't usually do things like this, but I feel some unbiased anonymous advice would be very helpful right now. I don't want to seem over dramatic...
    Tinzers Tinzers 18-21, F 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    I just discovered this term. It was literally just an hour ago that I googled "obsessive daydreaming" and came across maladaptive daydreaming. I never thought it was a problem; in...
    lic92 lic92 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    I have Maladaptive Daydreaming Disorder (MDD). I've discovered it recently and it was quite a shock for me, to actually put words on something that I thought was normal to me since...
    RichardAndon RichardAndon 22-25, M Sep 13

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    I have a whole other life in my head that I've never told anyone about. This is the first time I've in any way acknowledged it. Unlike many experiences I've read it doesn't involve...
    Dreamingofchange Dreamingofchange 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 7

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    I would often day dream whenever i can.. Thinking, dreaming of possible scenarios... Things that could have happen / could happen... Things i want to happen.. The result of...
    kmisfit123 kmisfit123 16-17, F Sep 6

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    Hello there fellow daydreamers. I have recently discovered that I have Maladaptive Daydreaming Disorder. Actually I've had it as far as I can think of. My parents often tell me how...
    RichardAndon RichardAndon 22-25, M 3 Responses Sep 13

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    Firstly, I'm very single without children. But lately, I've been strangely daydreaming about having a toddler of my own, living the full and joyous life as his parent, and then...
    outsidewitness outsidewitness 31-35, M Sep 17

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    I'm pretty much always alone and I don't quite enjoy the company of people. I like to be alone in my thoughts. I think pretty much 80% of my whole day and I was wondering. Am I...
    RichardAndon RichardAndon 22-25, M 3 Responses Sep 23

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    I have been doing this as long as i can remember. i've always felt i was particularly typical as far as creativity but the speed that i go into and the complexity of my daydreams...
    lorn123 lorn123 31-35, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I think it's a gift. Have you ever thought maybe some of these book writers, movie writers, etc. are maladaptive daydreamers? I'm a VERY creative person and I think me being a...
    rachelrk0723 rachelrk0723 16-17, F Sep 6

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    I have had maladaptive daydreaming for as long as I can remember. And I don't just have it... I have it bad. When I go into my own world it's usually based on fantasy books...
    Dreamingitaway Dreamingitaway 22-25, M 2 Responses Sep 17

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    Does anyone else talk to their daydreamed characters in their heads when they aren't daydreaming?
    midnightballads midnightballads 16-17, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Snowfall at Killington averages 250 inches each year. Additionally, the resort is home to the largest snowmaking technique on the globe. Killington accommodations vary from full...
    Jewelgzr Jewelgzr 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 23

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    Whilst I stayed right here only one night time through a househunting trip, I was enthusiastically welcomed by Tony, and...Group Fees: Premiums are based on minimum amount group of...
    Wendolynce106 Wendolynce106 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 23

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    Features at the Mountain Inn incorporate a heated out of doors pool, sauna and a recreation place. Many of the 51 guestrooms characteristic balconies, mountain views and fireplaces...
    Temple2516ja Temple2516ja 31-35, M 1 Response a week ago

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    We travel alot and also have stayed at a lot of lodges and Inns,bed and breakfast and many others; I need to notify anyone who travels...Notice - While we try out to keep up recent...
    Temple2516ja Temple2516ja 31-35, M 1 Response a week ago

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    Snowfall at Killington averages 250 inches per annum. Moreover, the vacation resort is dwelling to the largest snowmaking process on the earth. Killington lodging range from total...
    Jenipe Jenipe 31-35, M 1 Response a week ago

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    Even though I stayed right here just one night time through a househunting trip, I had been enthusiastically welcomed by Tony, and...LMSG has an awesome collection of lodging...
    Jacksonpj05 Jacksonpj05 31-35, M Sep 23

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    Booked a last minute vacation with good friends and chose this resort a result of the good locale around Killington Ski...Jim Intermediate Skier Bought my tickets on Liftopia...
    Keniaga838 Keniaga838 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 24

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    I was introduced towards the Mountain Green through a relative and had no expectations. I was pleasantly...Alf Intermediate Snowboarder Charming week with the Beast despite...
    Willy52yt Willy52yt 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 24

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    Although January, February and March are touted given that the months to hit the mountains, at times skiers get Blessed with snow that retains on co... AdditionalGroup Costs: Costs...
    Wendolynce106 Wendolynce106 31-35, M 1 Response a week ago

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    I admit to sometimes being incredibly unsociable. And I do not state that as if it is a bad thing. Being sociable is so over-rated anyway. I suppose it would help if I wasn't such...
    ThePhilogynist ThePhilogynist 36-40, M 1 hr ago

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    I'm a BIG daydreamer. But there might be more to it. This is gonna sound real crazy but people in my life (teachers...I know right) are in it. It's like there's just something...
    rachelrk0723 rachelrk0723 16-17, F Sep 6

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    I have maladaptive daydreaming disorder. It's really weird and it makes me feel suicidal and retarded but I'm getting used to it now :)
    LanaLover LanaLover 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 15

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    So much that's its unhealthy.. Ever since I was a child, I grew up around toxic people, and was bullied alot. I'm not sure if was to cope with my reality, but i started creating...
    LastChanceSaloon LastChanceSaloon 22-25, F Sep 21

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    *Rate is based upon double occupancy and varies relying on your most well-liked lodging, day and time within your visit. Quoted amount would not include tax or provider charge...
    Temple2516ja Temple2516ja 31-35, M 1 Response a week ago

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    MLR Highly developed Snowboarder skied killington on superior friday four/6/12 and circumstances were being terrific! pretty limited terrain,but as a result of way this...
    Jacksonpj05 Jacksonpj05 31-35, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Who else daydreams during classes? :)
    HandaGabriella HandaGabriella 13-15, F 3 days ago

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    I do this very often. Like when I doing something, I would distracted and stare to the space, like window, wall, or stuff lol, and have good dreams about my own fantasy. I like my...
    TeaRabbit TeaRabbit 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    Today I daydreamed at work as usual,thinking of the places I would l love to travel too. I couldn't help it my mind just kept drifting to picturing my life if I could have the time...
    Broken31 Broken31 31-35, M 2 days ago

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    The older I get, less of daydreamer I am. And that sucks:(
    jhe11 jhe11 26-30, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Booked a last second trip with mates and chose this resort due to wonderful area close to Killington Ski...christie Intermediate Skier The snow was in very good shape; having...
    Keniaga838 Keniaga838 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 23

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    I was introduced towards the Mountain Eco-friendly through a member of the family and had no expectations. I used to be pleasantly...Notice - Even though we try out to keep up...
    Jewelgzr Jewelgzr 31-35, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I condemn and protest vociferously the killings of the American Journalist by the ISIS which is barbaric, criminal unlawful, uncivilized,and also absolute nonreligious and for...
    rajchkraborty rajchkraborty 46-50, M Sep 2

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    How couldn't I be Antisocial? Let's be honest - the world is fill of dumb f*cks. I met so many people in my life, so many 'successfull' people - but seriously, I cant believe how...
    Wejlo Wejlo 16-17, M 3 Responses Sep 22

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    I'm gonna die! I'm killing myself
    kaiovinicius kaiovinicius 13-15, M 1 Response Sep 17

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    I just feel the need to cry sometimes even if there is no reason to cry at all. Sometimes I feel a burden on my chest which can only be lifted off if I vent it out by crying. I cry...
    Bella2911 Bella2911 18-21, F Sep 20

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    sometimes i just want to get naughty and do whatever i wanna do..it can be nythng..sometimes its adult talk and sometimes its my teasing quality..and a lot..:)
    MysteriousLion MysteriousLion 22-25, M Sep 15

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    There are days when I won't be able to do anything but feel. (I say only "feel" because I can't quite find the words. I feel bad about myself and everything else, but not really...
    TwoWastedCigarettes TwoWastedCigarettes 16-17, F Sep 16

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    There once lived a man who built a castle for his princess. He had fought hard to gain her trust, through presents, compliments and promises of him being her one true love, her...
    bettyboo1965 bettyboo1965 41-45, F Sep 20

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    Lately, I've had some people ask me why I don't talk to them as much anymore. I've had people ask me if something is wrong when I tell them I don't want to hang out. I appreciate...
    cmill357 cmill357 16-17, F Sep 11

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    Sometimes I do..... Mostly to women but sometimes to men
    kddd38 kddd38 26-30, F 4 Responses Sep 12

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    At times when I am overwhelmed by all the many different thoughts and feelings running through me the only way I can release them is by writing it all down. sometimes it makes...
    sweetpea6200 sweetpea6200 31-35, F 1 Response Sep 15

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