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I Sometimes Daydream Of Killing The Pillsbury Doughboy

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    Sadistic, I Know

    but I always use a butter knife.
    Punk1n Punk1n 31-35, F 13 Responses Mar 5, 2011

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    How To Kill The Doughboy

    It was suggested privately i write a story in this group. The fat laughing buttery bastard, he knows a heart attack or clogged arteries are gonna get him sooner or later, I'd just be executing an assisted premature unwilling suicide. I'd start by getting a toaster oven, tearing...
    Qtip1976 Qtip1976 31-35, M 2 Responses Jul 12, 2013

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    Impale Him!

    I'm sick of the cheesy cheap videos where someone is burning, shooting blowing up or setting his doll alight to watch it burn. Some times they'll throw in a falsetto voice. What I yearn for is for a video of him impaled with a rotisserie from between his little legs up through...
    Vladteppes Vladteppes 46-50, M 1 Response Apr 14, 2013

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    Am I Disturbed???

    Because it happens every time I eat a biscuit.....I just ate a bsicuit.....
    Punk1n Punk1n 31-35, F 2 Responses Dec 18, 2012

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    this is the first time i am about to share my daydreaming experience.i am from India i don't know exactly when i started daydreaming but i enjoyed it allot as it took me to a...
    nav287 nav287 16-17 1 Response Oct 25

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    I've never had any trauma as a child, but I had an overactive imagination and would constantly want to pretend. My mom would tell me to help sweep the floor and I'd say "lets...
    Ebenik Ebenik 16-17, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I'm alway daydreaming....constantly even when I'm walking. That why I been called as "The cold prince" in my school although in reality I'm truly kind and have a lot of friend...
    DelonWulf DelonWulf 18-21, M 1 Response Oct 27

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    I didn't realise that this was "A thing" until today. I've been daydreaming excessively since I was about 13 years old and it always revolves around a book, movie or tv show, where...
    aderyn42 aderyn42 22-25, F 3 Responses Nov 9

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    I often start daydreaming while someone is speaking or I am watching something, which makes me fidgety. Often I will start watching a film but will constantly keep starting and...
    oysterxoxo oysterxoxo 16-17, F 2 days ago

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    I just found out about MD.... I googled "stuck in my daydreams" hoping for answers, and I found this... reading articles on it, I was like, I fit this to a "T"... I talked to my...
    Cass1991 Cass1991 22-25 1 Response Oct 25

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    I feel like I can only be happy if I am successful in making my daydreams come true. But they aren't necessarily realistic. So I fall short. It's frustrating and I feel depressed...
    SirenaVonLee SirenaVonLee 36-40, F 2 Responses Oct 25

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    Well I am currently freaking out. From super little on I would always rock back and forth as a way of me just enjoying it or it would calm me down and my family would always tell...
    blank444 blank444 16-17, F 1 Response Oct 30

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    I've been dealing with this thing for quite some time, and I have to say that its a relief knowing that it at least has a name. And just so you know, I'm MDing even now. MD has...
    dddreamer dddreamer 26-30, M Oct 27

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    I haven't always been like this. When I was a kid, I used to play with my animals or sneak around at places I wasn't allowed to be. Well, I did have a big amount of imaginary...
    Colourfi Colourfi 13-15, F Nov 1

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    I daydream 70% of the time. Don't even feel like I exist anymore, I literally live in my daydreams.
    coloroutofspace coloroutofspace 18-21, F Nov 7

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    Since around 4th grade, I've had characters that I would act with. I created them for a book I wanted to write. I think of myself as the main character, but he isn't completely...
    rpac1199 rpac1199 13-15, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    HIM - Killing Loneliness <3 it ~Memories, sharp as daggers Pierce into the flesh of today Suicide of love took away all that matters And buried the remains in an unmarked...
    Ic3Queen Ic3Queen 22-25, F Nov 13

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    I get so angry and upset sometimes I don't like taking it out on people, so I leave and walk away crying I'm usually a happy bubbly person. I try to help everyone before me...
    yeahis18 yeahis18 18-21, F 1 hr ago

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    Sometimes, I don't want things to get better. Sometimes, I want things to get really bad so I have a reason to kill myself. Sometimes, I wish people didn't care so I could kill...
    beautifulgoodbye beautifulgoodbye 18-21, F 4 Responses Oct 31

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    It's just so much better than real life. Real life makes me so tired. I wish I could go into a coma until I die. That would be good. I don't share my daydreams with anyone and I...
    DeathIsPartDinosaur DeathIsPartDinosaur 18-21, F Oct 25

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    His name is Joshua Renly and I've been dreaming of him since I was eight years old; during the day and at night, his life unfolds within the realms of my mind. For a time, I...
    mlynnikens mlynnikens 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 26

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    I just discovered that this is a real issue, and that I am not alone in my obsession thanks to this site. I have been MDing since middle school at least, I try not to count younger...
    krazylilmeow krazylilmeow 22-25, F 3 Responses Oct 27

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    I daydream while staring at something, but it just can't be anything. It has to be something I see everyday, like a TV remote or shampoo bottle. Its strange but I stare at these...
    mtluc mtluc 18-21, M Oct 27

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    I love the person that I'm with, but I'm always daydreaming about ex lovers. Wondering the unknown...
    billabonggirl27 billabonggirl27 22-25, F Oct 30

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    It's my escape from reality. When I need a break from all the stress and problems I just daydream about anything I feel like.
    PieBombs PieBombs 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 5

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    I daydream about how prefect life could be, how everything was fine and sorted. Then I realise I'm back to my nightmare
    Brookedrumm Brookedrumm 16-17, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I used to get in trouble in school for this, when I was a kid. I would try to concentrate on what the teacher was saying, and my mind suddenly wandered. Wandered into 7 year old...
    chocolatecurlz chocolatecurlz 18-21, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I daydream about how my life would be 5 or 6 years from now
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    I'm pretty sure I do sometimes haha
    MusicJunkie6794 MusicJunkie6794 18-21, M 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    So this guy admitted that he likes me at the beginning of the schoolyear. I eventually started liking him too.. But then, he meets my super pretty friend. Everything just went down...
    camillee camillee 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 9

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    I need to hear this more than ever I feel like I am losing the most precious thing I have ever had and it's killing me I'm 35 year old male but I feel like a 13 year old going...
    Sirwithherkey Sirwithherkey 31-35, M 1 Response Oct 26

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    we seem to live in a world where people think that they HAVE to be the most badass, or they have to see who can give the least amount of ***** and where apologies are a foreign...
    BiCPP BiCPP 18-21, M 1 Response Nov 12

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    during the days where the pain of loss becomes unbearable all I want to do is go to sleep and never wake up but even in my nightmares the truth haunts me relentlessly by killing...
    pikapup17 pikapup17 18-21 1 Response Nov 14

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    I am beyond frustrated. Because of a divorce and some other personal issues (that were not my fault), I was forced to move back in with my parents. I am 43 years old and have a...
    cosmowoman13 cosmowoman13 41-45, F 3 days ago

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    I think if i would speak loudly about myself ...still no one will listen to me or truly understands me n my motives...this thought just killing me inside...why oh God why...?why...
    happyhuman1 happyhuman1 22-25, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I was a soldier (FO and SDM) and had several combat deployments. We killed and didn't think too much about it (or at least didn't act like we thought much about it). I know I'd...
    USAguy1974 USAguy1974 36-40, M Oct 29

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    What a facade I've been putting forward for so long! I've been so untrue to myself all these years. Therefore, I am killing my masculinity by drowning out with femininity through...
    CinimonGypsy CinimonGypsy 41-45 1 Response Nov 2

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    I love food, I'm skinny with a high metabolism and I have no issues with my weight. But sometimes I just feel like doing other things or i feel l don't have enough energy to make...
    Emperorgrace Emperorgrace 22-25, F 6 days ago

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    Sometimes without notice or apparent reason, I get an overwhelming sadness. I have to stop what im doing at times and sit down. Sometimes I cry, sometimes I just feel so deeply sad...
    lookingformyminnion lookingformyminnion 51-55, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    sometimes,i wonder if i am the one that don't even know how to live my life or life is meant to be difficult.many things happened this few years back.everyone told i have changed...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 27

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    I have been feeling stupid in different situations, for different reasons, with different people. Sometimes, it is my fault. The feeling is caused by my stupidity actually...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 29

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    Idk why I feel empty sometimes. Even unwanted things don't happen or nothing happens at all,but I sometimes there's something in me like a "grudge" in my heart which makes me feel...
    yimmyyys yimmyyys 18-21, F Nov 7

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    I Wonder why is it so hard to people to understand sometimes you just need to be left alone.. not because You're sad, depressed or whatever, maybe we want a little silence once in...
    robinLigure robinLigure 22-25, F 10 Responses Nov 11

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    He hurt me so bad. I'm not talkin about boyfriends but my father…figure. God father. I looked up to him as if he were my real father I trusted him so. I thought I was his baby...
    Dynasty2000 Dynasty2000 13-15, F Nov 11

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    I feel so empty sometimes.. I don't have many people in my life.. Sometimes it is fine.. But there is always time when I'm pathetic..
    meandmythought meandmythought 26-30, F 5 Responses Nov 13

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    this happens quiet a bit...at least twice a day, even if I'm surrounded by people(actually the more people around me, the more conversation I am engaged in the worse it gets) I...