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I Sometimes Daydream Of Killing The Pillsbury Doughboy

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    Am I Disturbed???

    Because it happens every time I eat a biscuit.....I just ate a bsicuit.....
    Punk1n Punk1n 31-35, F 1 Response Dec 18, 2012

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    Impale Him!

    I'm sick of the cheesy cheap videos where someone is burning, shooting blowing up or setting his doll alight to watch it burn. Some times they'll throw in a falsetto voice. What I yearn for is for a video of him impaled with a rotisserie from between his little legs up through...
    Vladteppes Vladteppes 51-55, M 1 Response Apr 14, 2013

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    Sadistic, I Know

    but I always use a butter knife.
    Punk1n Punk1n 31-35, F 13 Responses Mar 5, 2011

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    How To Kill The Doughboy

    It was suggested privately i write a story in this group. The fat laughing buttery bastard, he knows a heart attack or clogged arteries are gonna get him sooner or later, I'd just be executing an assisted premature unwilling suicide. I'd start by getting a toaster oven, tearing...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jul 12, 2013

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    I think this is common for most women. Throw in a mental illness and you sometimes get fireworks.
    forevereternal9 forevereternal9 26-30, F 6 hrs ago

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    Because the water was calming and the moon; The moon was so mesmerizing that for that moment in time every moment before that time, every heartache, every ounce of fear, every...
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    Sometimes I try to write down my stories. I mean, it couldn't hurt. Maybe someone will actually like them. But, I can't seem to keep up with my mind. It's as if I'm going way too...
    ItsCandyAcidStuff ItsCandyAcidStuff 16-17, F 1 Response 20 hrs ago

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    Together since November 1999. Separated three years ago. Have seen each other off and on since then. He destroyed our life together with repetitive infidelity. Still, I can't...
    Gem1970 Gem1970 36-40, F 1 day ago

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    For as long as i can remember i have been daydreaming to get myself to sleep. For hours i would just sit and daydream about whatever i was worrying about or of my crush. i suffer...
    Ali3579 Ali3579 16-17, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Sometimes I just get lost in my own imagination...i could be working,be in a restaurant,hanging with friends,ect. All it takes is the smallest distraction,then I wonder about what...
    stagn8 stagn8 18-21, M 2 days ago

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    This is so insane- seeing it's not just me; it's almost great? Anyway. I remember when I was little, all the fun I had just taking the world around me in, turning everything into...
    Rexxey Rexxey 18-21, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    I spend far too much time daydreaming and most of them involve my crush. I know I'll never have her but that doesn't mean I don't spend a lot of time imagine the curves of her body...
    hopelessdreamer83 hopelessdreamer83 31-35, F 4 days ago

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    I dont know what it is but alot of the time I get really really sad and lonely. I have two amazing daughters. I have an amazing husband. I have 2 dogs, One fish and a cat. I...
    Butterflykiss707 Butterflykiss707 22-25, F 5 days ago

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    I know jealousy is an ugly emotion and too much jealousy would result in break ups or even worse physical assaults. But sometimes, just sometimes, I wish I had a jealous boyfriend...
    charicealpaca charicealpaca 18-21, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Just so my partner doesn't worry.. Sometimes I don't say that certain things hurt because I'd rather him not worry about it
    Catho Catho 18-21, F Aug 19

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    I sometimes wonder if I had more male friends, maybe, just maybe, my husband would feel the jealousy feeling that I have when I see other females texting him... I just wonder... I...
    Mystery08 Mystery08 22-25, F Aug 19

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    I've been doing it ever since I can remember and I never thought much about it when I was younger because when you're little these things don't really interfere with daily life...
    avonetica avonetica 13-15, T Aug 18

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    I pretend that everything is okay, that I am a happy and cheerful person when deep down, it is killing me. Every time, I feel sad. Everybody thinks that I am happy, that I am...
    asiangirll asiangirll 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 17

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    I finally found out what to call what I do. I get obsessed with characters from movies books or made up ones and make stories around them all. Usually I rock back and forth while...
    pianokat pianokat 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 16

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    Well my father is a pleaser? Or what ever you called someone who love to pleased other people. The main problem is he only love to pleased OTHER people and not his wife or...
    Whiploo Whiploo 18-21, F Aug 16

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    I was just scrolling down my Facebook wall when I saw a tumblr post about MD, I had never heard about it before. Then I realised I have this! I quickly researched it nad holy crap...
    DanaJuliana DanaJuliana 22-25, F Aug 13

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    There are so many things I daydream about. Most of the thought are about me hanging out with different celebrities. Sometimes I hang out with fictional characters or characters I...
    IndecisiveDoeEyes IndecisiveDoeEyes 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 12

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    Everything in my daydreams I feel is happening but its not so I feel alone, isolated.. I felt I had a crush on a gay male that was requitted and its not and went along with it a...
    Ariel555 Ariel555 36-40, F Aug 12

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    I have maladaptive daydreaming and I hate it. I drown myself in these weird inner worlds but going nowhere in my life. My dreams are a great departure from life, but I feel so...
    Ariel555 Ariel555 36-40, F Aug 12

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    sometimes people are the reason I'm so stressed out and it's nice to just get away, play my music loud and read a good book, you know? but people don't seem to get that. like Yes I...
    KAYkay185 KAYkay185 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 10

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    I'm like a natural extrovert, that turned into an introvert. Sometimes I don't want to hang out with anyone, I just want to be alone. It makes me happy and at one most times...
    MsFuzzWuzzOreoCat MsFuzzWuzzOreoCat 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 10

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    I love daydreaming, because what I daydream of will never happen in the real life. My day dream today was: I was floating in a river looking at the starry sky, in my way I found...
    louisemalika louisemalika 16-17, F Aug 10

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    I've been doing it ever since I can remember. If I could pin point one exact moment, it would be when I was watching a kids' cartoon and I after I had watched it I went to my room...
    Vivanda Vivanda 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 10

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    "Live for yourself and you will not be happy. Forget about yourself and live for others and you'll be truly happy" Sometimes i understand, sometimes i don't. . . .
    ShadesofWhite67 ShadesofWhite67 26-30, F 2 Responses Aug 9

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    It's not a sometimes feeling it's always but not in the sense of no ones there, sometimes even though I could be sitting next to a person I care for, I still feel alone.
    Gage13Flores Gage13Flores 18-21, M Aug 9

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    Sometimes I feel invisible. And often it bothers me. And then when I am around a bunch of strangers, every fibre of my body starts screaming, "I'm here! Notice me! Pay attention...
    Woody6 Woody6 41-45, M 1 Response Aug 6

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    Yes. Yes I can be hyper sometimes. No, actually, all the time.
    SJ110 SJ110 13-15, F Aug 5

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    Technically what people mean is asocial. Antisocial is the actions against people and society which are often violent and without conscience. Asocial is the lack of wanting to...
    Golondrinas Golondrinas 51-55, M 5 Responses Aug 5

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    Tonight is just another one of them nights where I just want to block everything out and not speak to anyone. I just want to be with her and it's killing me, this feeling just gets...
    arcticmonkeys9 arcticmonkeys9 16-17, F Aug 5

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    Thi happens to me like once a month. Sometimes I just feel REALLY ugly and want to kill myself. But other times I feel really pretty and I take selfies and do makeup. Today I feel...
    angi26 angi26 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 5

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    Sometimes, I wish I could express myself using words to express my feelings but I'm just not very good at it. It's hard for me to find the correct words to describe accuratly my...
    Astrobaby091 Astrobaby091 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 5

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    My dad can be such an closed minded old fool, judgemental and other things, paranoid. "Where is the TV remote?, these people are starting to sound too clever" He cant handle...
    mirkwood86 mirkwood86 26-30, M Aug 4

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    Sometimes I just want to stay at home all day and sit around. It bugs me when people try to stop me.
    Lilyfire1 Lilyfire1 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 4

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    I sometimes look at the sky and think so what I'm 29 and never had a girlfriend, its just an unfair game that I never stood a chance
    monotonouso monotonouso 26-30, M 5 Responses Aug 3

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    I really want to stop dreaming so much but at the same time I have daydreaming and can't stop, but I do feel like if I was happy with my life then I will stop but I just want the...
    Abelsgirl1 Abelsgirl1 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 3

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    I hate watching sad things cause it makes me want to make sad daydreams. So recently i watched JTs death on degrassi and this made me sad. Since i was sad, i added on to a recent...
    imskyhiii imskyhiii 16-17, F Aug 2

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