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I Sometimes Daydream Of Killing The Pillsbury Doughboy

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    Am I Disturbed???

    Because it happens every time I eat a biscuit.....I just ate a bsicuit.....
    Punk1n Punk1n 31-35, F 2 Responses Dec 18, 2012

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    Impale Him!

    I'm sick of the cheesy cheap videos where someone is burning, shooting blowing up or setting his doll alight to watch it burn. Some times they'll throw in a falsetto voice. What I yearn for is for a video of him impaled with a rotisserie from between his little legs up through...
    Vladteppes Vladteppes 46-50, M 1 Response Apr 14, 2013

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    How To Kill The Doughboy

    It was suggested privately i write a story in this group. The fat laughing buttery bastard, he knows a heart attack or clogged arteries are gonna get him sooner or later, I'd just be executing an assisted premature unwilling suicide. I'd start by getting a toaster oven, tearing...
    Qtip1976 Qtip1976 31-35, M 2 Responses Jul 12, 2013

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    Sadistic, I Know

    but I always use a butter knife.
    Punk1n Punk1n 31-35, F 13 Responses Mar 5, 2011

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    I didn't even know something as 'Maladaptive Daydreaming' even existed! It started out when I was about 12 (I'm 14 now) and it wasn't very often and didn't last long but as days...
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    nyysfg27 nyysfg27 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 5

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    realdisneyprincess realdisneyprincess 16-17, F a week ago

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    Godschild14 Godschild14 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 22

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