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I Sometimes Daydream Of Killing The Pillsbury Doughboy

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    How To Kill The Doughboy

    It was suggested privately i write a story in this group. The fat laughing buttery bastard, he knows a heart attack or clogged arteries are gonna get him sooner or later, I'd just be executing an assisted premature unwilling suicide. I'd start by getting a toaster oven, tearing...
    Qtip1976 Qtip1976 31-35, M 2 Responses Jul 12, 2013

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    Impale Him!

    I'm sick of the cheesy cheap videos where someone is burning, shooting blowing up or setting his doll alight to watch it burn. Some times they'll throw in a falsetto voice. What I yearn for is for a video of him impaled with a rotisserie from between his little legs up through...
    Vladteppes Vladteppes 46-50, M 1 Response Apr 14, 2013

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    Sadistic, I Know

    but I always use a butter knife.
    Punk1n Punk1n 31-35, F 13 Responses Mar 5, 2011

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    Am I Disturbed???

    Because it happens every time I eat a biscuit.....I just ate a bsicuit.....
    Punk1n Punk1n 31-35, F 2 Responses Dec 18, 2012

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    I started daydreaming when I was really young, I was about four maybe five. My best friend and I used to watch a show together and we'd act it out, and make up our own scenarios...
    MaladaptiveDayDreamer MaladaptiveDayDreamer 13-15, F Aug 28

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    I just found out the other day that there is a name for what I have been doing for the last two decades of my life. I found out by accident and it changed my life. I started...
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    Hi everyone, I thought since I mainly joined this site to talk about maladaptive daydreaming I should post my own experience with it. I'm 18 years old now, and it started when I...
    EllenMelon82 EllenMelon82 18-21, F 3 Responses Aug 21

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    When I was just a baby my parents have told me that I did this thing we call "flapping", where I would sit in my high chair and flap my arms around and rock back and forth. It...
    pretendingagain pretendingagain 13-15, F Aug 23

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    I have Maladaptive Daydreaming Disorder (MDD). I've discovered it recently and it was quite a shock for me, to actually put words on something that I thought was normal to me since...
    RichardAndon RichardAndon 22-25, M a week ago

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    I only found about me having this like a year ago. I only started doing something to help me control it in someway. But i will be honest....Before i found out about what this was...
    Rosethewolf Rosethewolf 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 25

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    I have a whole other life in my head that I've never told anyone about. This is the first time I've in any way acknowledged it. Unlike many experiences I've read it doesn't involve...
    Dreamingofchange Dreamingofchange 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 7

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    I daydream about finding someone I can talk about anything to, walking in the botanical gardens, parks, and the beach. someone who really enjoys books, music, and artsy creativity...
    ajrestless ajrestless 18-21, F 19 hrs ago

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    Since middle school and before entering high school, this problem has caused me a lot of social pains. I have trouble socializing, even having conversations. My school grades...
    OperaG OperaG 16-17, F 3 Responses Sep 1

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    Hi.. I actually found about this just now .. I never new there is such thing .. but i always had this daydreaming problem .. I honstley don't remember when it started , i guess i'm...
    dewan5 dewan5 18-21, F 3 Responses Aug 25

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    I would often day dream whenever i can.. Thinking, dreaming of possible scenarios... Things that could have happen / could happen... Things i want to happen.. The result of...
    kmisfit123 kmisfit123 16-17, F Sep 6

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    Hello there fellow daydreamers. I have recently discovered that I have Maladaptive Daydreaming Disorder. Actually I've had it as far as I can think of. My parents often tell me how...
    RichardAndon RichardAndon 22-25, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Firstly, I'm very single without children. But lately, I've been strangely daydreaming about having a toddler of my own, living the full and joyous life as his parent, and then...
    outsidewitness outsidewitness 31-35, M 3 days ago

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    I just feel the need to cry sometimes even if there is no reason to cry at all. Sometimes I feel a burden on my chest which can only be lifted off if I vent it out by crying. I cry...
    Bella2911 Bella2911 18-21, F 3 hrs ago

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    There once lived a man who built a castle for his princess. He had fought hard to gain her trust, through presents, compliments and promises of him being her one true love, her...
    bettyboo1965 bettyboo1965 41-45, F 10 hrs ago

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    I'm so glad I'm not the only one! And I'm also happy that there's actually a name for this. :) First off, when I'm typically daydreaming, I have it set to music. I have whole...
    thray thray 22-25, F 3 Responses Aug 23

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    I mean I'm like daydreaming away about Pokemon riding unicorns on rainbows and people interrupt my wonderful daydream
    Dinosaurfanatic Dinosaurfanatic 13-15, F Aug 22

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    I think it's a gift. Have you ever thought maybe some of these book writers, movie writers, etc. are maladaptive daydreamers? I'm a VERY creative person and I think me being a...
    rachelrk0723 rachelrk0723 16-17, F Sep 6

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    I have had maladaptive daydreaming for as long as I can remember. And I don't just have it... I have it bad. When I go into my own world it's usually based on fantasy books...
    Dreamingitaway Dreamingitaway 22-25, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I can see my mother getting to the point of exhaustion. I sometimes wonder when she says she can't take this anymore and wants to pack up and leave for a little while and just get...
    ajrestless ajrestless 18-21, F 1 hr ago

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    I can see my mother getting to the point of exhaustion. I sometimes wonder when she says she can't take this anymore and wants to pack up and leave for a little while and just get...
    ajrestless ajrestless 18-21, F 1 hr ago

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    Usually while watching a good tv show or movie... or sometimes I'll just break out into a random dance. Ya never know. :P
    mhenson144 mhenson144 22-25, M 49 mins ago

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    i act like im an anime girl sometimes..
    TheRainbowDino TheRainbowDino 13-15, F 17 mins ago

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    Hey guys.. So I've never told anyone this because I've always been really ashamed.. Since I was a kid I've had a really low self esteem and always wanted to be like everyone else...
    morticiansdaughter6 morticiansdaughter6 16-17, F Aug 20

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    I've had maladaptive daydreaming since I was 9. My fantasies have always been about celebrities and people I've made up. They are mostly sexual,funny, and family oriented. I've...
    AnonymousDaydreamer AnonymousDaydreamer 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 27

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    I'm a BIG daydreamer. But there might be more to it. This is gonna sound real crazy but people in my life (teachers...I know right) are in it. It's like there's just something...
    rachelrk0723 rachelrk0723 16-17, F Sep 6

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    I have maladaptive daydreaming disorder. It's really weird and it makes me feel suicidal and retarded but I'm getting used to it now :)
    LanaLover LanaLover 13-15, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I condemn and protest vociferously the killings of the American Journalist by the ISIS which is barbaric, criminal unlawful, uncivilized,and also absolute nonreligious and for...
    rajchkraborty rajchkraborty 46-50, M Sep 2

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    I'm gonna die! I'm killing myself
    kaiovinicius kaiovinicius 13-15, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Sometimes I feel worthless, unwanted and unloved, especially unloved. For the last few weeks it's getting more often. But why is that? Don't get me wrong, not everything in my life...
    Gammler Gammler 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 20

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    like i wonder sometimes why ive allowed u in so close to me. why have i tried to make u a best friend, when i dont think u really care. sometimes i wish i could go away for a while...
    SadisticBitch SadisticBitch 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 29

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    Sometimes a kid. Sometimes too old to move. Sometimes wondering why i am
    Livyn4pals Livyn4pals 46-50, M Aug 24

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    Sometimes, I feel so tired of pretending that everything is okay, and being there for everyone who's not there for me at all. Sometimes it is just easier for me to shut down for a...
    anrim654 anrim654 18-21, F 5 Responses Aug 26

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    Actually, I am not sometimes antisocial. I'm pretty much always antisocial. I like when people suffer. I like when people tell me their problems and the many problems they...
    RichardAndon RichardAndon 22-25, M 7 Responses Aug 31

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    sometimes i just want to get naughty and do whatever i wanna do..it can be nythng..sometimes its adult talk and sometimes its my teasing quality..and a lot..:)
    MysteriousLion MysteriousLion 22-25, M 4 days ago

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    There are days when I won't be able to do anything but feel. (I say only "feel" because I can't quite find the words. I feel bad about myself and everything else, but not really...
    TwoWastedCigarettes TwoWastedCigarettes 16-17, F 4 days ago

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    My sister is a doctor and she's always busy, her husband is also a doctor. She always asks me to look after her 1 year old. I love my nephew. But sometimes they're asking for too...
    l3lackmamba l3lackmamba 18-21, F Aug 26

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    Life is just hard. People are difficult. And living just doesn't seem worth it sometimes. Sometimes you just wanna let go and leave to find better. It sucks in this generation, and...
    DessyLove DessyLove 18-21, F Aug 28

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    I can be a lot of things. I can be real craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy and sometimes i am a goody two shoes.
    fuglygirlonthebench fuglygirlonthebench 18-21, F Aug 30

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    Sometimes hugging can lean to snuggling and sometimes snuggling can lead to babies. ~ For your Health.
    TheGordman TheGordman 16-17, M Aug 30

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    Serious stuff! I do know that i take life too seriously! I should try see the funny side sometimes and have some fun and not look at everything with all doom and gloom...I don...
    MilweePetite MilweePetite 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 31

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    You sometimes think you want to disappear, but all you want is to be found. You say your life is not worth living, but all you want is for someone to tel you there life is worse...
    Isis33 Isis33 31-35, F 3 Responses Sep 1

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    Lately, I've had some people ask me why I don't talk to them as much anymore. I've had people ask me if something is wrong when I tell them I don't want to hang out. I appreciate...
    cmill357 cmill357 16-17, F Sep 11

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