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I Sometimes Daydream Of Killing The Pillsbury Doughboy

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    How To Kill The Doughboy

    It was suggested privately i write a story in this group. The fat laughing buttery bastard, he knows a heart attack or clogged arteries are gonna get him sooner or later, I'd just be executing an assisted premature unwilling suicide. I'd start by getting a toaster oven, tearing...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jul 12, 2013

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    Am I Disturbed???

    Because it happens every time I eat a biscuit.....I just ate a bsicuit.....
    Punk1n Punk1n 31-35, F 1 Response Dec 18, 2012

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    Impale Him!

    I'm sick of the cheesy cheap videos where someone is burning, shooting blowing up or setting his doll alight to watch it burn. Some times they'll throw in a falsetto voice. What I yearn for is for a video of him impaled with a rotisserie from between his little legs up through...
    Vladteppes Vladteppes 51-55, M 1 Response Apr 14, 2013

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    Sadistic, I Know

    but I always use a butter knife.
    Punk1n Punk1n 31-35, F 13 Responses Mar 5, 2011

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    I'm completely addicted to the chemicals my brain produces in response to the emotions I generate while daydreaming. It's been 30 years of this and while the circumstances, places...
    rajelle rajelle 41-45, F 3 hrs ago

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    I've always been in denial of experiencing this. I recently just discovered the term for this condition and I was happy to find out that I wasn't the only one. I ALWAYS daydream...
    ilrd ilrd 18-21, F 6 hrs ago

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    I can't really explain in words how I feel sometimes...at this moment though... I wanna say so much argh!!! But I think sometimes that I can't trust those around me that what I say...
    plumbay plumbay 31-35, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    This random daydream took place when I was in 24 Hour Fitness. I was on the bench press resting in between sets. From a distance to my right, I saw a beautiful woman working...
    Darkslinger Darkslinger 26-30, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I don't know, am I socially awkward? Sometimes I just don't understand why I don't fit in. Sometimes I just find myself quoting a book or talking about Scientific theories or...
    secretspiller secretspiller 26-30, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    I've been reading articles about this, and I keep thinking to myself that I actually do suffer from it. I have been talking to close family members and friends about this, and...
    alaniW180 alaniW180 13-15 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I never really thought that this is a thing. I thought it's a part of my personality. People usually talk to me and I respond with ''sorry I'm making a story in my head now'' heh...
    Emi1453 Emi1453 13-15, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I found out about the term 'maladaptive daydreaming' a while ago, searched it and found I fit what it described. But, I haven't done anything about it, because for years, when I...
    exopanda exopanda 16-17, F 3 days ago

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    I day dream to the point where it intrudes on my life. I have conversations with people and am only half there. I have trouble with tasks and relationships. I feel depressed all...
    Stephenwashere92 Stephenwashere92 22-25, M 3 days ago

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    I didn't even know that there was a name for this. I am so glad I found this out! I have done this story makimg daydreaming type thing all through school and teachers used to say...
    BabyUsagi BabyUsagi 18-21, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    I kissed my husband's best friend yesterday. It was wrong to kiss him, wrong to like it, and now he blew me off. I love my husband and feel terrible in every way. I am spending my...
    Sellerbee616 Sellerbee616 36-40, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Sometimes I wish I could go back in time. I would do things differently. I would have tried harder with you. Sometimes you really only get one chance and if you don't take it well...
    Hitlersdoter Hitlersdoter 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    tomorrow is the day the girl who I loved for more than 6 years is leaving my town for her college and I'm just trying to help her getting her fear out and talking to her normally...
    milind3012 milind3012 18-21, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I think I do, anyway. I daydream so much that I just had accepted that I would always have these elaborate fantasies in my head. I'm so glad that there's now a name for this :)
    cuttergurl56 cuttergurl56 13-15, F 5 days ago

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    I just feel lol I'm pathetic and ad that I annoy people. When I'm not annoying them, they're annoying me--I'm there, bit not noticed, left to be isolated, left to fake it, and look...
    cincyboy cincyboy 16-17, M 5 days ago

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    I like to daydream a lot about vacations I'm not taking, this includes a trip down the 101 highway overlooking the ocean in a convertible on a particular 87 degree day listening to...
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 1 Response a week ago

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    Hello, my name is Laurentiu and I'll be 18 next mounth on the 16 of july. My father abandoned me and my mom since my birth, so I grew up without the leading of a father. Since I...
    b16laurentiu b16laurentiu 16-17, M a week ago

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    Hello, my name is Laurentiu and I'll be 18 next mounth on the 16 of july. My father abandoned me and my mom since my birth, so I grew up without the leading of a father. Since I...
    b16laurentiu b16laurentiu 16-17, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    Where Do I Belong - I don't know where exactly I belong, sometimes I feel like i'm a stranger, like i'm something else...I don't feel human sometimes. Like I'm something other...
    Monstermaster13 Monstermaster13 22-25, M Jun 24

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    I think I suffer from maladaptive daydreaming. but, I don't know really. I Just graduated from high school actually, but seldom was there a day that I didn't daydream in class...
    Lucario89 Lucario89 16-17, M 2 Responses Jun 24

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    I did not know that there is a word for this, or that other people had it, until yesterday. I am a writer, and I am afraid that if I stop I won't be able to write anymore. I am...
    Cyhyreath Cyhyreath 22-25, F 1 Response Jun 23

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    a post I recently answered sparked a thought ,why in a world of so many who claim they love God is God so far from our thoughts ?so many bashing ,,so much debate and arguments over...
    rckt148 rckt148 56-60, M 2 Responses Jun 22

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    Once upon a time I was thinking about o killing my self, then I stopped. Now that thinking is back. Welcome again!
    Meewi Meewi 13-15, F Jun 21

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    Hee-hee-hee. So recently at work, I dispatched a large wolf spider for two coworkers who were freaking out over it, even after they unloaded half a can of bug spray at it-leaving...
    Sarahbellas Sarahbellas 26-30, F 3 Responses Jun 21

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    It's so hard to focus on anything. I just want to run around my room with music and daydream 24/7. I hate doing anything that doesn't allow me to do that, and MD is causing me to...
    0emma0 0emma0 13-15, F 2 Responses Jun 20

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    While I'm commuting to work,I'll often see a couple or a family sitting across from me on the train.They look happy and in love.I smile while the mother is fixing her daughters...
    KAYDUBAU KAYDUBAU 31-35, F 1 Response Jun 19

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    Today was my birthday. I went out with a few friends like I do every Thursday, to an event. After, we usually go to Starbucks and linger like teenagers do. Tonight though, I just...
    dabram71 dabram71 16-17, M 3 Responses Jun 19

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    Hate to sound whiny but here I go... The past couple of days have been tough for me. I feel like breaking down every time and I don't know how to stop feeling like this. Almost...
    missmeera missmeera 26-30, F 6 Responses Jun 17

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    I didn't really know that what I had was a disorder. It began in sixth grade and that was the year I lost all my friends. I would sit at lunch everyday by myself reading it doing...
    Leannabj25 Leannabj25 13-15, F Jun 16

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    I daydream alot I can sit in one place and daydream for hours.
    yrnjojo yrnjojo 16-17, M 1 Response Jun 16

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    Just kidding! I smoke all the time. Well, more specifically, sometimes I smoke all the time. The other times I usually am smoking all those times too. Just figure this time is...
    smokingrocks1 smokingrocks1 56-60, M 1 Response Jun 15

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    Sites like this one are killing girls who could be getting better if not for the trash posted here. Anorexia is not a disease like cancer is, it’s a physiological condition, just...
    Ani4real Ani4real 51-55 Jun 14

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    I wouldn't say suffer, I'm kinda getting used to controlling it sometimes. It feels like a movie playing in your head everyday. I'm not saying it's good nor am I saying it's bad...
    DangerouslyMe DangerouslyMe 16-17, F Jun 13

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    Like all day, it's just so Futureal or surrealistic that it starts sometimes to be cool, and sometime I just let myself go in my imagination, like drugs but without them
    Melotellixx Melotellixx 16-17, M Jun 13

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    Sometimes you just need to take a break... And have a good rest Zzzzzz
    yeronlyman yeronlyman 41-45, M 2 Responses Jun 12

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    Daydream, I fell asleep amid the flowers,for a couple of hours, on a beautiful day.Daydream, I dream of you amid the flowers,for a couple of hours, such a beautiful dayI Monster...
    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M Jun 12

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    Sometimes, you need to be the bad guy in order to have someone stop taking your kindness for granted. Unfortunately, society often teaches us to compete with and one up others...
    dude2278 dude2278 31-35, M Jun 12

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