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I Sometimes Daydream Of Killing The Pillsbury Doughboy

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    How To Kill The Doughboy

    It was suggested privately i write a story in this group. The fat laughing buttery bastard, he knows a heart attack or clogged arteries are gonna get him sooner or later, I'd just be executing an assisted premature unwilling suicide. I'd start by getting a toaster oven, tearing...
    Qtip1976 Qtip1976 31-35, M 2 Responses Jul 12, 2013

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    Am I Disturbed???

    Because it happens every time I eat a biscuit.....I just ate a bsicuit.....
    Punk1n Punk1n 31-35, F 2 Responses Dec 18, 2012

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    Sadistic, I Know

    but I always use a butter knife.
    Punk1n Punk1n 31-35, F 13 Responses Mar 5, 2011

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    Impale Him!

    I'm sick of the cheesy cheap videos where someone is burning, shooting blowing up or setting his doll alight to watch it burn. Some times they'll throw in a falsetto voice. What I yearn for is for a video of him impaled with a rotisserie from between his little legs up through...
    Vladteppes Vladteppes 46-50, M 1 Response Apr 14, 2013

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    I can't remember when I first got Maladaptive Daydreaming, but I do know that I got it at a very young age, perhaps 3 or 5, I would always pace wildly around the room when I was...
    Nordic5angel Nordic5angel 13-15, F 3 days ago

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    For me, my daydreams started as a way to deal with loneliness as a child. I used to sit in my room pretending it had a bunch of people with me and I was always very social and...
    MZF13 MZF13 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 23

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    I don't suffer from Maladaptive-daydreaming; if anything I'm lost without it... I've had it since I was 11 years old. I love daydreaming, I love spacing out living a perfect life...
    SadlySafeeee SadlySafeeee 13-15 1 Response Feb 21

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    Sometimes I day dream happy times in my past as a way to hold on to them. And other times I just daydream just whatever comes. And I honestly dont realize that Ive been daydreaming...
    londonbr1dge londonbr1dge 16-17, F Feb 6

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    I am daydreaming my life away. And I feel sad as I watch my life pass me by. I seclude and isolate myself most times so that I can exist in my head. I don't have any friends. I...
    Significant Significant 26-30, F 3 Responses Feb 17

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    I have had MD since about the age of 12. It initially started out as fun. Then, I'd lie on the sofa and close my eyes, and start daydreaming. I could go on for hours if I wasn't...
    Significant Significant 26-30, F 2 Responses Feb 21

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    Sometimes I just can't stop thinking, I start daydreaming very easily and zone out all the time when I'm bored or tired
    crazy22d crazy22d 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 9

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    How do I know if i do have MD, or am simply daydreaming? I have a hard time focusing on certain things in my life, because my mind keeps wandering to my daydream. It will only...
    Rhymekins Rhymekins 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 10

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    Sometimes I wish the daydreams were permanent.
    BloodStainedRabbit BloodStainedRabbit 18-21, T Feb 11

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    When I started school, i was bullied and no one wanted to be my friend, no one liked me. They always said mean things and i had no self esteem So i made up imaginary friends, and...
    kitford kitford 13-15, F 1 Response Feb 19

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    Do any of you succeed in reducing the amount and intensity of daydreams? If so please share because I've had enough of it. Today i googled 'constant daydreaming' and found out...
    Tomster111 Tomster111 26-30, M 1 Response Feb 20

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    Do any of you succeed in reducing the amount and intensity of daydreams? If so please share because I've had enough of it. Today i googled 'constant daydreaming' and found out...
    Tomster111 Tomster111 26-30, M 3 Responses Feb 20

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    I had this since I was a kid. I used to imagine different scenarios and put myself in it the way i wanted. I always could differentiate reality from theses scenarios. I always made...
    Houuse Houuse 18-21, M 1 Response Feb 21

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    I was seriously abused as a child.I started to daydream to cope with my environment and twenty years later I spend most of my day daydreaming. Even when I am talking to other...
    abwill314 abwill314 26-30, F 1 Response Feb 6

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    I daydream almost everyday, I pace subconsciously when I do, I often daydream about anime, I also have crushes on the anime characters, right now it's hetalia, do you daydream...
    Nordic5angel Nordic5angel 13-15, F 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    I don't know if what I've been doing would be considered Maladaptive Daydreaming because it's not really centered around me. I'll get lost in these worlds centered around a T.V...
    Englandsgirl1818 Englandsgirl1818 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 5

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    I have dealt with MD all my life and I can say it probably closed some doors for me. It was impossible to hide. I can daydream about anything at any time. I often zone out...
    spaceyrick spaceyrick 56-60, M Feb 21

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    The Psychologist suggested that my MD ( they didn't have that name for it back then) served a purpose for me or else I would have given it up long ago. She said it was common in...
    spaceyrick spaceyrick 56-60, M Feb 21

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    I can't figure out what I want with my life because when I start thinking a bit what I want, I get sucked into an elaborate daydream. I don't even know when I started, probably...
    Oneirophobic Oneirophobic 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 24

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    I just found out about MD a week ago and I didn't think my daydreaming was much of a problem till then. Now that I think about it, I've wasted a lot of my potential and energy and...
    Oneirophobic Oneirophobic 18-21, F Feb 24

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    Although I have not been diagnosed with anything as of yet, I would assume I have this condition after doing literally days of research. Around the age of six, my mind ran off to...
    LewisWilliams LewisWilliams 16-17, M 3 Responses Feb 24

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    Same ****, day in and day out. I ask for a rope to save me from drowning and i am handed an anchor instead. Its damned if i do, damned if i dont. I have so many things i need to...
    writingmyrelease writingmyrelease 26-30, F 6 Responses Feb 8

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    Well.... ALL the time really! ..just to be honest. Is that bad? On Monday someone glared at me for giggling while waiting in line at the pharmacy. I couldnt remember why I giggled...
    goodgirl180 goodgirl180 22-25, F 8 Responses Feb 19

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    Well, they're installing "security" cameras at work today...so that 's going to cut down on my daydreaming here. Damn them for forcing me to be productive! lol
    Myzery Myzery 31-35, F 2 Responses Feb 6

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    I'm beginning to think my daydreaming are becoming more real than me awake in this world...serious....
    EternalViolet EternalViolet 26-30, F Feb 7

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    Tonight I tearfully discovered the term Maladaptive Daydreaming. I'm 44 years old and have wasted most of my life's potential locked up in my bedroom. I've hidden it from my...
    444EEEE 444EEEE 41-45, F 5 Responses Feb 9

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    iam suffering from maladaptive daydreaming since I was a child I didn't notice until now because I enjoy it iam always alone have no friends only anime character but now I have to...
    whiterose2 whiterose2 22-25, F 2 Responses Feb 13

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    daydreaming is ruining my life I have no control over it.
    sal765 sal765 26-30, M 1 Response Feb 22

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    Its getting harder everyday and the impulse to daydream is getting bigger since I've tried stopping. My mother and i were never really close considering she was always working and...
    jennixlo jennixlo 16-17, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    In order not to be hurt at all, you close up and push people out of your life. It is the safest. You will never experience hurt or losing someone. I lost my mom and I don't need to...
    jellyrainbowbeans jellyrainbowbeans 26-30, F 1 Response Feb 14

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    I thought I was strong enough to make it through, him serving time. Yesterday I cut the ties, its to hard, its dragging me down, every time I leave visitation it hurts a little...
    Shananigins Shananigins 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 18

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    I am apathetic, insensitive and nearly emotionless yet sometimes I would be so emotionally sensitive with random outbreaks of random tears, laughter and anger. Sometimes I could...
    littleowlet littleowlet 13-15, F 4 Responses Feb 13

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    Promises and things said. Unfortunently the mistrust can push some away a little sometimes. Tho, I try not to conclude "I knew it!", "Could not be trusted", etc. Id not like to...
    mirkwood86 mirkwood86 26-30, M 1 day ago

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    In class I find myself sitting like a girl often (legs crossed tucked under the chair). I think the way I walk and generally carry myself can sometimes be described as feminine. I...
    TK1153 TK1153 18-21, M 4 Responses Feb 24

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    Sometimes!?!??!!?? It's more like all the time I make the dumbest mistake,moves,choices. Sometimes I regret things that I've did,done
    Alonzoisgay Alonzoisgay 13-15, M 1 Response Feb 7

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    You flatter me with "sometimes" when it's actually all the time. And here's a list why. See if you're one too. Or is it just me? It's not, I'm sure :) 1. Your nervous laughters in...
    Bumblebeat Bumblebeat 61-65, F 2 Responses Feb 8

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    I like shopping alone , I can drink alone and still have fun lol , I love being allll alone sometimes and sometimes has become more like quite a lot lately especially since my bf...
    Hellalovely Hellalovely 26-30 Feb 8

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    I do sometimes. Sometimes I feel so sexy I can't help myself.
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Feb 11

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