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I Sometimes Daydream Of Killing The Pillsbury Doughboy

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    Sadistic, I Know

    but I always use a butter knife.
    Punk1n Punk1n 31-35, F 13 Responses Mar 5, 2011

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    Am I Disturbed???

    Because it happens every time I eat a biscuit.....I just ate a bsicuit.....
    Punk1n Punk1n 31-35, F 2 Responses Dec 18, 2012

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    How To Kill The Doughboy

    It was suggested privately i write a story in this group. The fat laughing buttery bastard, he knows a heart attack or clogged arteries are gonna get him sooner or later, I'd just be executing an assisted premature unwilling suicide. I'd start by getting a toaster oven, tearing...
    Qtip1976 Qtip1976 31-35, M 2 Responses Jul 12, 2013

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    Impale Him!

    I'm sick of the cheesy cheap videos where someone is burning, shooting blowing up or setting his doll alight to watch it burn. Some times they'll throw in a falsetto voice. What I yearn for is for a video of him impaled with a rotisserie from between his little legs up through...
    Vladteppes Vladteppes 46-50, M 1 Response Apr 14, 2013

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    Welp, I've just kicked a severe internet addiction and now I've spent practically this whole day daydreaming. I'm looking at the symptoms that everyone who has it is describing and...
    skyshade13 skyshade13 18-21 1 hr ago

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    Sometimes it’s sad to think about the fact that I have more ‘memories’ of fictional characters I’ve created through daydreaming than I actually do of my own life. I’m not...
    Clenastia Clenastia 18-21, F 3 Responses Jan 12

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    Not too long ago, I read my first article on maladaptive daydreaming and immediately realized that it was the "quirk" in my brain that I'd never exactly found a fitting term for...
    shemeantyonoharm991 shemeantyonoharm991 22-25, F Jan 1

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    so basically I was always really imaginative as a child I don't remember doing it as a kid cause I was very active and into sports and I also used to write a lot of stories. then...
    myownconsultant myownconsultant 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 6

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    About one year ago I found out that I suffer from maladaptive daydreaming. In fact, I have been doing it ever since I was around 6 years old, and there I am 14 years later finding...
    rudegirl22 rudegirl22 18-21, F Jan 18

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    It's not really about the killing. It's figuring out how to get away with it.
    FriendlyDalek FriendlyDalek 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 12

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    Daydreaming lovely!People think daydreaming is a bad thing and a waste of time! Well that is completely and utterly wrong! Daydreaming improve and increases creativity, problem...
    MilweePetite MilweePetite 18-21, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I was actually rather surprised when I found out about "Maladaptive daydreaming" since originally I thought I was spiralling into some form of psychosis yet I knew I could tell the...
    whatsnewpussycat whatsnewpussycat 18-21 2 Responses Jan 3

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    Two situations. The need to calm down and the need to go to sleep. Basically constructive daydreaming. LOL Redirecting the thoughts to a happy subject rather than the futile...
    justNIK justNIK 41-45, F 2 Responses Jan 2

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    I have suffered from maladaptive daydreaming for as long as I can remember, but just recently I discovered that there was a name for my problem, and it was actually a real problem...
    mockingjay6312 mockingjay6312 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 6

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    Of course it's only self diagnosed. But, I'm 99.9% sure I have it. It's not even about labeling. It's about finding people out there who go through the same thing as me and seeing...
    Emeryemmy Emeryemmy 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 19

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    I found this site by accident, and decided to share my problem/story. Well ever since I was little, I would daydream, and at some point I started acting out my daydreams. For...
    Inaan Inaan 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 5

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    i think i have maladaptive daydreaming, at first i really dont believe that i have but when i started reaserching about this behaviour i changed my mind. It started when i was 5...
    superjac superjac 13-15, F 4 Responses Jan 17

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    You know when you just...drift off into your thoughts? I do that at least once a day! I read a lot and find myself going over parts in Harry Potter or a script I have to learn.I...
    hazelflower12 hazelflower12 13-15, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Is it the same with anyone else? When I daydream, I daydream about the same thing over and over again, but with minor changes. And it just involves the same thing. It's really fun...
    Weirdestone Weirdestone 16-17, F Jan 2

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    And its getting worse, I know people are going through the same thing I am but well.... I made my own fantasy world and I go to it every day its mostly involves anime because I...
    pinkkitten100 pinkkitten100 13-15, F 4 Responses Jan 9

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    I've had elaborate daydreams and fantasies for as long as I can remember. (I'm 49 now). I instinctively knew it wasn't "normal" and have never told anyone. On the outside, I...
    secretspaces secretspaces 46-50, F Jan 16

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    This is a pretty sensitive topic for me to talk about, a few days ago i realized that i need all the help i can get. I feel like i started daydreaming when i moved here and people...
    jennixlo jennixlo 16-17, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I am so relieved to finally put a name to this alternate universe that has existed in my mind for as long as i can remember. I have experienced these elaborate daydreams since...
    dunnitz dunnitz 31-35, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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      I am suffering from maladaptive daydreaming and I am really tired of it. I ended up passing hours with daydreaming without doing anything useful. the worse part is when i am...
    msalar msalar 26-30, M 4 days ago

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    When I zone out, I can't hear any words you say if you were near me talking , for example like a teacher . Maybe that's why sometimes I don't get the lesson .-.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jan 1

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    I have a beautiful, amazing the complete opposite of me alter ego inside my head. I always watch anime and being an artist I created this alter ego of mine inside my head. Complete...
    mihochancullen mihochancullen 18-21, F 3 Responses Jan 1

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    I spend a lot of time daydreaming. Everything seems more real in my head.
    mockingjay6312 mockingjay6312 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 14

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    i have been daydreaming like this for as long as i can remember so i cant really say if it stems from a trauma or some sort of repressed memory but when it happens the dreams are...
    cose cose 16-17, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    so I was wondering does maladaptive daydreaming go hand in hand with ADHD?
    sleepyphotograher sleepyphotograher 16-17, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    Daydreaming is slowly taking over my life; I'm starting to live in the vast world of my imagination more than the reality that is right in front of me.
    poisoflo poisoflo 16-17, F 22 hrs ago

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    I feel like guys don't respect women sometimes. Do guys ever think about the fact that I actually have oh i dont know feelings? And a brain?
    ErikaaaaaRenee ErikaaaaaRenee 18-21, F 2 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    I have a habit, perhaps a weird habit, of holding onto things I once found to be valuable. Sometimes I might not act upon my wishes to be there for someone given the unfortunate...
    xyshin xyshin 18-21 9 hrs ago

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    Sometimes I just want to disappear. There are times when I wish I didn't even exist and days when I hate myself. I feel like a horrible person. I feel like I can do nothing right...
    Apollymia Apollymia 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 16

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    My husband behaves badly with me sometimes.Last night ,my daughter did so for the first time.I think he is a bad influence on her.I feel so depressed now.
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 14 Responses Jan 16

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    People hates me. My friends, cousins and everyone I wonder why. What did I do to deserve all this. I gave them everything I tried my best to make them smile and laugh. But they don...
    kristina45 kristina45 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 15

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    Mercy don't think she's pretty no more, Starin' at the stars through her back screen door, She tries and tries to make it all work out, No matter what she does, She's left...
    TheScorpio1966 TheScorpio1966 46-50, M 1 Response Jan 22

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    Sometimes I wonder what is the point of me. I can't remember the last time I felt truly wanted. I know I have family and friends that love me, and I know they would be there for me...
    rycbar10 rycbar10 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 16

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    I only ever visit this site to catch up with a few select people or to say what I can never say to anyone in my life. Sometimes it is all tooo much. Sometimes I look at my life and...
    imsoradalecki imsoradalecki 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 9

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    We don't always get along. We are both really stubborn and we say mean and hurtful things to each other and sometimes I really really hate her. It just happens sometimes. I know...
    bananajane bananajane 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    I have a very limited budget, but every once in a while, I spend hundreds of dollars on something I don't need. I have 17 tattoos. My most expensive tattoo cost me nearly $700. I...
    Cetacean Cetacean 36-40, M 2 Responses Jan 3

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    bath pics im usualy accused of it :( and sometimes i supopse my pants can be a bit tighter than i realise so shows off a bit. Sometimes its cool but other times it can be awkward...
    surfdas surfdas 22-25, M Jan 5

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    Sometimes I just have those moments where a little voice in my head says "you're not good enough quit now" and the voice always sounds like my biological dad which makes it that...
    arirose43 arirose43 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 8

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    Sometimes it seems everything that made sense before, now is completly ridiculous. I dont know why, but I would like to know the reason. I dont make any sense sometimes..
    mosbyy mosbyy 18-21, F Jan 16

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    I don't know how much more of this I can take..why does my life have to be so **** I wish I could be near my friend rn we go threw the same **** but he lives a long way from me..I...
    Scarsdontfade Scarsdontfade 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 17

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    I have a dirty mind sometimes,i dont know what to do i try to control my mind.But no use my mind gets out of control but im not a bad guy im still a virgin 27 year old,i respect...
    Roadguy Roadguy 26-30, M 3 Responses Jan 20

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    Sometimes I feel I don't belong in the group I'm too ugly I'm too tall because literally my friends are short and prettier than me and when we are hanging out with the boys...
    Fallenangel421 Fallenangel421 13-15, F 6 Responses Jan 21