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I Sometimes Daydream Of Killing The Pillsbury Doughboy

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    How To Kill The Doughboy

    It was suggested privately i write a story in this group. The fat laughing buttery bastard, he knows a heart attack or clogged arteries are gonna get him sooner or later, I'd just be executing an assisted premature unwilling suicide. I'd start by getting a toaster oven, tearing...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jul 12, 2013

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    Impale Him!

    I'm sick of the cheesy cheap videos where someone is burning, shooting blowing up or setting his doll alight to watch it burn. Some times they'll throw in a falsetto voice. What I yearn for is for a video of him impaled with a rotisserie from between his little legs up through...
    Vladteppes Vladteppes 51-55, M 1 Response Apr 14, 2013

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    Am I Disturbed???

    Because it happens every time I eat a biscuit.....I just ate a bsicuit.....
    Punk1n Punk1n 36-40, F 1 Response Dec 18, 2012

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    Sadistic, I Know

    but I always use a butter knife.
    Punk1n Punk1n 36-40, F 13 Responses Mar 5, 2011

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    Dear group member,The research on maladaptive daydreaming (MD) is progressing nicely and we are currently collecting data for a new study with the aim to refine the MD diagnosis...
    somereli somereli 61-65, M 43 mins ago

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    ugh, sometimes man i swear they're ******* retarded. but sometimes they're bearable, only sometimes.
    spulunky spulunky 13-15, M 10 hrs ago

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    I am still diaprd sometimes Yup Im 13 and i still wear them every night because i still wet the bed. It happens to me a few times a week. I always go to the bathroom right before...
    Kirito500 Kirito500 13-15, M 1 day ago

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    I don't have boyfriends. But it's always good to have some friends who are boys around me and care for me. Both of us do not give any names on our relationship, we are close, more...
    GemiePeach GemiePeach 18-21, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    when I move to Alaska this summer I will do whatever I can to end this senseless killing of my other brothers and sister I really don't have a plan other than donating money to...
    Abbenburnner Abbenburnner 56-60, M 2 days ago

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    I have really bad attachment and trust issues and sometimes I'm grateful for them because they save me from getting myself hurt or heartbroken but sometimes I hate them because I...
    haileeilenenanderson haileeilenenanderson 13-15, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    I am a maladaptive daydreamer, but unlike most people who suffer from it, I don't really think I'm "suffering." I love doing it, and I feel like if I ever tried to stop, I'd be...
    AcA123456789 AcA123456789 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    i think im a maladaptive daydreamer. when i first discovered the term, i was so surprised and happy because i thought i was the only one that daydreams excessively. all the...
    ollyvia ollyvia 13-15, F 5 days ago

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    I never realized this was a thing until I looked up excessive daydreaming the other day. I wish I knew how to stop since it kills my productivity but the person I imagine myself to...
    lvk80 lvk80 22-25, F 6 days ago

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    I' feel like i need to write this out.Ive had maladaptive daydreaming since I was 5 years old.And no I'm 20. I don't know what caused it,but I think it's because when I was young I...
    skyy23 skyy23 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 6

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    This is my story. I've been a constant Daydreamer since I was born. As a kid my family would catch me daydreaming and make fun of me, if they were in a good mood. But it was also...
    slothtolerance slothtolerance 26-30 1 Response Feb 4

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    Mostly about women and how it would be if we had a family or if we were together. It's mainly about celebs but sometimes it's about women I've come to know, I guess I'm scared to...
    PSOM PSOM 22-25, M 1 Response Feb 3

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    Hi everyone! I'm totally new here,just signed up and all that because i found out about MD just yesterday and i really wanted to talk about it with someone.Well here's my story: I...
    kalliakv kalliakv 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 2

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    So very, sadly, true. I realize I am a part of society, like we all are, unless we are secluded in a cabin in the woods (maybe in the deep northern woods of Canada?). I am just a...
    PixieParty PixieParty 31-35, F 2 Responses Feb 1

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    If only my daydreams can become reality I'll be happy
    RainbowCrayon666 RainbowCrayon666 16-17, F Jan 31

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    talking of daydreaming, i spent my whole afternoon yeaterday sitted watching tv but i wasnt understanding anything that was on. basically, i was in my mind for 3hours meeting new...
    dollarsigns dollarsigns 16-17, M Jan 30

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    I always wonder how my life would be without MDD. And you know what, I honestly can't picture that. It has taken over my life entirely that I feel like I am a daydream. Lately, I...
    BadGirl360 BadGirl360 18-21, F Jan 30

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    The feeling comes and goes, some days are better / worse than others; sometimes the feeling comes out of nowhere, sometimes it is triggered.. It can disappear just as randomly, but...
    WithClouds WithClouds 26-30, M Jan 29

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    My life has always been a complete rollercoaster. I am a 19 year old freshman in college, who wants to major in graphic arts. I have Asperger syndrome, Bipolar, ADHD, and...
    Triomatix Triomatix 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 28

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    When you just start daydreaming about that perfect person that makes you smile, laugh, and brings you flutters in your stomach. I know I didn't mention anyone, but I bet you're...
    gabster0425 gabster0425 13-15, F 3 Responses Jan 26

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    So... I'm just going to write truthfully about my experience because I've never told anyone. This is going to be long. I suffer from MDD, obviously. I've had this about three...
    d1sc0rdant d1sc0rdant 16-17, F 2 Responses Jan 26

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    I never say how I really feel about something. I keep everything bottled in and it makes upset that I have no one to express to sometimes.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 25

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    I just woke up. My dreams are so real, real life seems like a bad dream sometimes, a dream. Hope I goto sleep sometime soon and wake up into my real life.
    OccultaDeSymphoniaDeos OccultaDeSymphoniaDeos 36-40, M Jan 25

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    I don't sometimes wear glasses I wear glasses 24/7
    aby2015 aby2015 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 24

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    Sometimes people can be intrusive and take too much of your time, leaving you no time to recuperate. When people are greedy with your time it's hard to come up with more activities...
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Jan 24

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    I don't do it on purpose or intentionally but sometimes to stop myself from getting hurt I tend to push people away. With everything I've gone through its those experiences that...
    shecanonlydream shecanonlydream 26-30, F 2 Responses Jan 24

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    I'm sorry to bother you again but in regard to my ****** up mind I think one of the people who got me to be screwed up in the head is the dirty vagina who gave birth to me ..she...
    Inthedark16 Inthedark16 36-40, F 3 Responses Jan 24

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    Necrophilia I eventually realised that I was just a delusional idiot who waisted their time ,money and passion on men who did not think of me more than a piece of trash ..I started...
    Inthedark16 Inthedark16 36-40, F 1 Response Jan 24

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    Sometimes even the simplest things I may not understand. For the most part I usually just say I don't understand or ask to be shown. Even if it may be awkward & claim to have a...
    tiger3cub8 tiger3cub8 46-50, M Jan 23

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    Right now my boyfriend is not texting me back. I am being the sweetest I can be. Sometimes he is like this, so I am used to it. Usually playing video games or not paying attention...
    ejoallen ejoallen 13-15, F Jan 22

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    Yup Im 13 years old and i still wet the bed. It happens to me a few times a week. I always go to the bathroom right before bed and dont even drink anything for hours and somedays...
    Kirito500 Kirito500 13-15, M 2 Responses Jan 22

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    Yup Im 13 and i still wet the bed. It happens to me a few times a week. I always go to the bathroom right before bed and dont even drink anything for hours and somedays ill wake up...
    Kirito500 Kirito500 13-15, M Jan 22

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    It's actually kinda scary how much I daydream. I'd rather live in my head than my reality. Life sucks
    DiamondAuthority DiamondAuthority 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 22

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    Sometimes I just run away from everything ... Just keep myself in my shell at times..
    Amnik Amnik 26-30, F 5 Responses Jan 22

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    Being a 16 y/o girl,it was great to break the rules "sometimes"?? Especially when u really want it to do.haha. having a bf is a very restricted house rules that we have at home...
    potatobanana27 potatobanana27 16-17, F Jan 22

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    Deep down yup. Sometimes people are just so annoying. Tired of being surrounded by them. I don't want to interact with them and I don't even want to look at them. Yup.
    EndlessDreams22 EndlessDreams22 22-25, F 4 Responses Jan 22

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