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I Sometimes Daydream Of Killing The Pillsbury Doughboy

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    Impale Him!

    I'm sick of the cheesy cheap videos where someone is burning, shooting blowing up or setting his doll alight to watch it burn. Some times they'll throw in a falsetto voice. What I yearn for is for a video of him impaled with a rotisserie from between his little legs up through...
    Vladteppes Vladteppes 46-50, M 1 Response Apr 14, 2013

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    Am I Disturbed???

    Because it happens every time I eat a biscuit.....I just ate a bsicuit.....
    Punk1n Punk1n 31-35, F 2 Responses Dec 18, 2012

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    How To Kill The Doughboy

    It was suggested privately i write a story in this group. The fat laughing buttery bastard, he knows a heart attack or clogged arteries are gonna get him sooner or later, I'd just be executing an assisted premature unwilling suicide. I'd start by getting a toaster oven, tearing...
    Qtip1976 Qtip1976 31-35, M 1 Response Jul 12, 2013

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    Sadistic, I Know

    but I always use a butter knife.
    Punk1n Punk1n 31-35, F 13 Responses Mar 5, 2011

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    Wow I am both shocked and relieved to see that what I'm going trough has a name...shocked because a part of me thought that everyone daydreamed in the way I did. But lately I have...
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    Hi all, Didi’s here. I red almost every article that I cloud find about maladaptive dreaming (MD) and I could not come to any conclusion. Is it an illness, is it same kind of...
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    Hi, I'm a teenager and I've had been Maladaptive daydreaming for around 3 years now. I don't know what to do anymore. I am so emotionally attached to my characters that I get...
    Evelyn1Jacobs Evelyn1Jacobs 31-35, F 1 day ago

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    I'm not sure if I have MD. Hello, so I'm new to this site but have seen it around for quite some time. As I've done random searches on the internet, I came across this and thought...
    WardenChult WardenChult 18-21, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Life can sometimes feel like such a burden... So many ways to cope, but the best way was with love.... Now I just lust for something I don't have...
    pokerheartbrkn pokerheartbrkn 41-45, M 2 hrs ago

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    I'm so glad that I found this because I just thought I was a freak but I have multiple daydreams that are each very specific and detailed. Most days I spend hours in these...
    annamarie1295 annamarie1295 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 3

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    First of all, I want to thank the person who created this group, it's good to not be on your own... I'm grateful that people in this world will listen to me with their attentive...
    anacastlebeach anacastlebeach 13-15 2 Responses Apr 10

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    well...i just realize that this is a disorder...i though it was normal ._. but yeah, i don't really live in reality anymore and sometimes i can't say if it actually happend or if i...
    MichelleKnight MichelleKnight 16-17, F 1 day ago

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    I think i found something important about the negative side of maladaptive daydreaming...those of us who have it to escape from the real world because of how we are treated or how...
    Rosethewolf Rosethewolf 18-21, F Mar 23

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    I am almost 30 and I am a maladaptive daydreamer. For the longest time I'd never heard of this. I had a complete moment of disbelief, thinking,"There's a NAME for it?!" It really...
    theforeverstory theforeverstory 26-30, F 2 Responses Apr 6

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    I have already shared an experience on here about this disorder I suffer from. I just wanted to update on it. A couple months ago, like two, I decided I would end my major daydream...
    DreamCloud17 DreamCloud17 18-21, F Apr 7

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    Every since i was a very small child i would basically talk to myself, pretend people are there and i would talk to them, i kind've act things out basically.. but as i get older it...
    mrl20120 mrl20120 18-21, F 3 Responses Apr 4

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    because when things get too tough to deal with, it's a getaway for me and I can go and make a soundtrack, close my eyes and play out who ever I want in another life/ place/ world...
    chrexo chrexo 18-21, F Apr 5

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    I didn't even know MD was a thing until I Googled "I'm obsessed with my original characters" after a four day long daydreaming binge. I was always an imaginative, creative child...
    clementine86 clementine86 26-30 3 days ago

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    lost in my own little world of fantasy adventures and love...my teenage daydreams are way too special to tell anyone what happens in my mind lol. daydreaming has helped me cope...
    randomgirl42 randomgirl42 18-21, F 4 Responses Mar 21

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    Just found out about this a while ago, it's kind of relieving to know that I'm not the only one who suffers from this. Daydreaming is basically a part of my life. I don't know how...
    blueskyz4 blueskyz4 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 24

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    ....Never could I have guessed that I had that... But the more I researched it, the more it made sense. Holy crap... I might just be suffering from maladaptive Daydreaming. Hell...
    jlove987 jlove987 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 6

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    I am Maladaptive Daydreamer and I have other anxiety disorders as well. My mom took me to a really ****** therapist and now I don't go to therapy anymore. I don't have friends...
    Invisiblexx Invisiblexx 13-15, F Apr 8

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    I keep daydreaming, even in class at school. It's nice because then you can go into a fantasy world of your own; you can create a whole new universe just by daydreaming. I know I...
    Wantsomethingtostoptheboredom Wantsomethingtostoptheboredom 13-15, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I always knew it was weird. It started when I was 11. I can't make up my own characters so I use movies, novels, and people from real life. I completely shut myself off, lost all...
    WeWereImaginary WeWereImaginary 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    Maladaptive Daydreaming is honestly ruining my life... I feel so alone because I feel like a freak. I lost my friends because I daydream so often, I never have time to/want to do...
    WeWereImaginary WeWereImaginary 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    So he lives in Canada. I live in Australia. We really don't know eachother well, but Music brought us together on so we became "friends". I like what I see. I like his...
    Germanovna Germanovna 31-35, F Apr 9

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    Daydreaming my life away I basically live in a fantasy world. Some days I'm happy about things that didn't happen. oh well that's how it goes I guess.
    moonlightsonata22 moonlightsonata22 22-25, M 1 Response Mar 27

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    I'm from France, near Toulouse. Daydreaming my life away, all the time.
    luigi745 luigi745 31-35, M Mar 29

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    I have been a Maladaptive Daydreamer since I was 6. I don't know what caused it, but I feel like I can trust my mind more than my own family. I tell the characters in my mind...
    MusicKitten MusicKitten 13-15, F Mar 29

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    guyz..i nvr thought i would found da name or pple who jst like me..im also a maladaptive daydreamer.. it has been like 6 years for dt..nw itz getting really bad bvuz im doing it...
    sfsan sfsan 18-21 2 Responses Mar 30

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    I daydream wayyyyy too much
    PandaLovee PandaLovee 18-21, F 6 Responses Mar 31

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    i have been suffering from MD since i was a kid cause my daydreams are way better in my reality. I was shy in school and was bullied. Since I found out about MD I'm trying to fix...
    rchristina rchristina 31-35 3 Responses Apr 5

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    So this group is pretty much the reason I joined this site. Ever since I was a boy I would day dream intensely. I would call it "My alternate universe". I would live in it. I don't...
    MegaKingDivaThings MegaKingDivaThings 16-17, M Apr 11

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    I hate taking pills and I don't remember the last time I took one. Always told myself I would only take it if im in a great deal of physical pain. This pill is not for any physical...
    anonamanda001 anonamanda001 18-21, F Mar 30

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    I think if i would speak loudly about myself ...still no one will listen to me or truly understands me n my motives...this thought just killing me inside...why oh God why...?why...
    tweetysweety1 tweetysweety1 22-25, F 3 Responses Apr 8

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    Do you remember the story? The one with Romeo and Juliet? You know he was a Montaque and she was a Capulet. Their parents were at war, Their love had to be kept hidden. I always...
    qtrican80 qtrican80 31-35, F Apr 11

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    I often wonder if it's my own fear holding me back with trying to meet someone I can care for and cherish. I often convince myself that a woman would never want me because I don't...
    Quinney Quinney 26-30, M 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    I regret the day that I left him.. Now he's getting married.. I smile in front of him just to show him Im okay with it but the truth Is, it's killing me.. Yeah, we still talk.. But...
    Gayle0311 Gayle0311 26-30, F 1 Response Apr 7

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    I'm just done. I'm killing myself.
    buggalue00 buggalue00 13-15, F 4 days ago

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