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I Sometimes Daydream Of Killing The Pillsbury Doughboy

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    How To Kill The Doughboy

    It was suggested privately i write a story in this group. The fat laughing buttery bastard, he knows a heart attack or clogged arteries are gonna get him sooner or later, I'd just be executing an assisted premature unwilling suicide. I'd start by getting a toaster oven, tearing...
    Qtip1976 Qtip1976 31-35, M 1 Response Jul 12, 2013

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    Impale Him!

    I'm sick of the cheesy cheap videos where someone is burning, shooting blowing up or setting his doll alight to watch it burn. Some times they'll throw in a falsetto voice. What I yearn for is for a video of him impaled with a rotisserie from between his little legs up through...
    Vladteppes Vladteppes 46-50, M 1 Response Apr 14, 2013

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    Am I Disturbed???

    Because it happens every time I eat a biscuit.....I just ate a bsicuit.....
    Punk1n Punk1n 31-35, F 2 Responses Dec 18, 2012

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    Sadistic, I Know

    but I always use a butter knife.
    Punk1n Punk1n 31-35, F 13 Responses Mar 5, 2011

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    PandaLovee PandaLovee 18-21, F 6 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    It's been a revelation finding this site. I didn't even know what to look for. I thought I was a weirdo and schizophrenic. I'm married with children who are my world, yet I still...
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    I think i found something important about the negative side of maladaptive daydreaming...those of us who have it to escape from the real world because of how we are treated or how...
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    I am 14 I suffered anxiety for a year and whilst I was in that scary period I use to pretend I was in my favourite band (whilst listening to music)walk up my room and do guitar air...
    Hangirl0024 Hangirl0024 13-15, F 3 Responses Mar 12

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    I daydream it and also at night, every detail of slowly torturing savoring their screams of agony, as I slowly kill them watching their life seep out their eyes as the slow choke...
    ChildOfLilith ChildOfLilith 26-30, M Mar 18

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    I suffer from it since childhood days. I am a single child of my parents and they had a very abusive relationship and also they were struggling with jobs. Though they never abused...
    ujjainih ujjainih 41-45, F 1 Response Mar 15

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    I dont care if it sounds weird, but I day dream about everything opposite my life is. Of how I want future relations to go. If the world was different. If certain things didnt...
    startingovertw startingovertw 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 19

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    I'm not actually sure if I have Maladaptive daydreaming. Anyways, I'm a new writer which means I am far from published and have no actual works done. I think my maladaptive...
    elenalex elenalex 18-21, F Mar 20

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    lost in my own little world of fantasy adventures and love...my teenage daydreams are way too special to tell anyone what happens in my mind lol. daydreaming has helped me cope...
    randomgirl42 randomgirl42 18-21, F 4 Responses Mar 21

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    Just found out about this a while ago, it's kind of relieving to know that I'm not the only one who suffers from this. Daydreaming is basically a part of my life. I don't know how...
    blueskyz4 blueskyz4 13-15, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I use it as an escape for reality, as a way to cope with the fact that I'm just a stupid, worthless , loner and weak.. Everyday.. I feel I'm alone.. no one cares about me, I am a...
    qwerty724360 qwerty724360 22-25, F Mar 7

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    Daydreaming my life away I basically live in a fantasy world. Some days I'm happy about things that didn't happen. oh well that's how it goes I guess.
    moonlightsonata22 moonlightsonata22 22-25, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I'm from France, near Toulouse. Daydreaming my life away, all the time.
    luigi745 luigi745 31-35, M 2 days ago

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    I have been a Maladaptive Daydreamer since I was 6. I don't know what caused it, but I feel like I can trust my mind more than my own family. I tell the characters in my mind...
    MusicKitten MusicKitten 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    guyz..i nvr thought i would found da name or pple who jst like me..im also a maladaptive daydreamer.. it has been like 6 years for dt..nw itz getting really bad bvuz im doing it...
    sfsan sfsan 18-21 1 day ago

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    I'm 28 and have zero friends. Most days my phone doesn't ring at all and when it does is usually my dad or boyfriend. I was bullied in school, the work place, and by my family as a...
    friendlessly friendlessly 26-30, F 8 Responses Mar 10

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    Never Give Up, Even Though I Sometimes Want to
    goodnites25 goodnites25 22-25, M 16 hrs ago

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    Yeah. Sometimes I'm just not in the mood to talk. It sucks when certain websites don't have the option of putting an "away" sign up, or a "busy" or "invisible" sign. This website...
    Scoodaloop Scoodaloop 18-21, F 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    Sometimes I pretend that I don't really care about you but when I see you happy with them, I really tried not to cry. :(
    SkylaDee SkylaDee 18-21, F Mar 10

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    Sometimes I feel like I'm wilting. I can just feel the life slipping out of me and I think it's because I'm so completely alone. I have two kids who are about to leave home for...
    WickyLulu WickyLulu 36-40, F 1 Response Mar 18

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    I hate taking pills and I don't remember the last time I took one. Always told myself I would only take it if im in a great deal of physical pain. This pill is not for any physical...
    anonamanda001 anonamanda001 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    Before, You love me so much. Before, your smile is for me. Before, Your heart is beating only for me. but Now, You love her so much. Now, your smile is for her. And Now Your heart...
    SkylaDee SkylaDee 18-21, F Mar 6

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    Promises and things said. Unfortunently the mistrust can push some away a little sometimes. Tho, I try not to conclude "I knew it!", "Could not be trusted", etc. Id not like to...
    mirkwood86 mirkwood86 26-30, M Mar 3

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    I sometimes really can't. I know, why it happens. Obviously I'm sometimes open for all kind of energies and vibes from the world and the people around me. I do try to sort it out...
    mishale80 mishale80 31-35, F Mar 7

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    I am strange in the way I live surely like many others. I am strange for many reasons but my strangness is my strength. Sometimes my mind stops thinking. Its feel great because I...
    YorTicLes YorTicLes 18-21, M Mar 12

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    The thing is I like being alone often .... I enjoy myself, but I feel like I don't connect with anyone. People don't get my humor and don't understand me. Even my husband I feel...
    Slackergirl Slackergirl 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 11

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    Dearest daughterHopefully, one day you will read this letter. Probably I’ll get pregnant with you in the future. Or I will find you where you’re biological mother left...
    mishale80 mishale80 31-35, F 1 Response Mar 23

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    And it's even better than being with other people most of the time. Sometimes I wish I could be somewhere where people wouldn't know me at all. I could do what I want and not care...
    woodenstrings woodenstrings 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 4

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    How can one find words to express how one feels? I can't.. Not today. Mostly the words would flow and I'd write them to express what I was feeling, but today, nothing.. And how can...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 6

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    aaaaargh!!! roller coaster of emotions again. probably my 'daddy issues' rearing their ugly heads. long story short: I'm happy being alone. i love being single. And Yes, I'd...
    peepsqueek peepsqueek 31-35, F Mar 8

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    So. . I just want to "deactivate" it sometimes. I had two. . One with the majority group of friends and the other for family and a select few. I deleted the majority. . So i just...
    littlejxoxo littlejxoxo 26-30, F Mar 10

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    sometimes the world and life gets to me and as dumb as it sounds sometimes I just pop in a romantic movie and cry. like the other night I was feeling a little down and put "If I...
    Boomer2133 Boomer2133 22-25, M 1 Response Mar 11

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    My dad just yelled an f-bomb, stormed down the hall and slammed his door... Now he's yelling at my mom, I want to go upstairs to bed... But I don't want to be anywhere near that...
    Destinyyy Destinyyy 16-17, F Mar 12

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    I'm a college student and I have a friend who's like a bestfriend to me since we're always together plus another friend in all our classes and during lunch. He's gay and open about...
    jo107 jo107 22-25, F Mar 12

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    I wear glasses sometimes,especially when my eyes are tired and strained after a long day and when using the computer.Sometimes i will forget to put them on,or start typing because...
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    ok, i'm probably not, because a real psychopath wouldn't even bother to write these kind of experiences and would think nothing's wrong with him/her. still, i have noticed that i...
    Taamo Taamo 16-17, F Mar 15

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    Sometimes I just can't stand my brothers (or sisters). The bad thing about having a big family is that it's always people around, even in my bedroom there is people cause I share...
    Noahjk2002 Noahjk2002 13-15, M 1 Response Mar 18

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    I like to stay alone sometimes and do some reading or write something -a poem or my journal.Sometimes ,I don't find like -minded people to whom I can talk meaningfully and without...
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 2 Responses Mar 18