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I Sometimes Daydream Of Killing The Pillsbury Doughboy

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    Am I Disturbed???

    Because it happens every time I eat a biscuit.....I just ate a bsicuit.....
    Punk1n Punk1n 31-35, F 1 Response Dec 18, 2012

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    How To Kill The Doughboy

    It was suggested privately i write a story in this group. The fat laughing buttery bastard, he knows a heart attack or clogged arteries are gonna get him sooner or later, I'd just be executing an assisted premature unwilling suicide. I'd start by getting a toaster oven, tearing...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jul 12, 2013

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    Sadistic, I Know

    but I always use a butter knife.
    Punk1n Punk1n 31-35, F 13 Responses Mar 5, 2011

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    Impale Him!

    I'm sick of the cheesy cheap videos where someone is burning, shooting blowing up or setting his doll alight to watch it burn. Some times they'll throw in a falsetto voice. What I yearn for is for a video of him impaled with a rotisserie from between his little legs up through...
    Vladteppes Vladteppes 51-55, M 1 Response Apr 14, 2013

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    I think I have maladaptive daydream Disorder, i have read a bit about it and i feel like thats what i am going throw. i dint really get it at an really young age. i think I got it...
    Babygirl3799 Babygirl3799 16-17, F 1 Response May 6

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    I have a hard time explaining this. so be ready. I've been a Maladaptive Daydreamer since I was about... 9 or 10. I went through a lot of trauma when I was young, and it left a...
    fallenangel0421 fallenangel0421 13-15, F 2 Responses May 3

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    I've always had these... let's call them "people" in my mind that I would always go to when I'm bored or unhappy. Whenever I was sad, I would just lay on my bed or a couch and...
    TheTypicalCookie TheTypicalCookie 13-15, F May 10

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    I like to daydream sometimes but other times it hurts me emotionally and it scares me sometimes, but I don't want help. I don't want my family or friends to know, I want to keep it...
    KawaiiKiwi1018 KawaiiKiwi1018 13-15, F 2 Responses May 10

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    I just discovered this today. and I absolutely cannot believe that other people do this. I have been going this from as long as I can remember starting in childhood. I was always a...
    26telly 26telly 26-30, F 2 Responses Apr 30

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    Well not so much anymore, ive been MD since I was 5yrs old I'm now 22 I decided to try and shut it down as much as possible shortly after my 21st bday and I have discovered so many...
    soNORM soNORM 22-25 3 Responses May 11

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    Is what I feel real? Or a figment of my imagination? I know what it is to be in love, as experienced before. As I also know what it is to be in a dead marriage, never having loved...
    Germanovna Germanovna 31-35, F May 11

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    I did not have any idea this was a real disorder. Anyway, for many, many years, I've delved into the deep recesses of my mind to escape from my situations and reality. If I were to...
    GizmoFox GizmoFox 13-15, T 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I'm an avid reader of plays and sometimes when I'm reading a really good one, I pretend I'm one of the characters in the story, sometimes I'll get really into it. This isn't so bad...
    TheNarratorGrim TheNarratorGrim 18-21, M May 5

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    I'm now in therapy and I shared that I do maladaptive daydreaming. I learned that it is a coping mechanism I acquired related to childhood issues I had. Did you all know this is a...
    Starbaby1985 Starbaby1985 26-30, F 1 Response a week ago

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    In my room, on my bed, all alone. Its the very early dark hours of the morning. The world is silent. No sounds of chirping birds, no croaking of wet frogs. Its my ears and I alone...
    Significant Significant 26-30, F 4 Responses May 2

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    It happens with no particular reason. I love daydreaming. It's the only thing that helps me escape reality for seconds and feel good about living. I don't care if someone sees me...
    hervifern hervifern 16-17, M 1 Response May 9

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    I live life in a daydream. I sit in my room imagining fictional characters and famous bands there with me. Because no one else ever was. Until yesterday, I thought I was going...
    SoulIsAGirl SoulIsAGirl 13-15, F May 10

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    I've daydreamed as long as I can remember. I've recently told my wife about it but she's been the only person I've ever talked about it with. I'm not entirely sure all the ways it...
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 12

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    I've daydreamed as long as I can remember. I've recently told my wife about it but she's been the only person I've ever talked about it with. I'm not entirely sure all the ways it...
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 12

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    I'm a daydreamer, LOL. It's very cool that we have the ability to imagine things. Such a wonderful gift from God. Away from reality. :D
    Rose99228 Rose99228 16-17, F May 16

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    I don't suffer from maladaptive daydreaming, I live off of it. I don't know where I would be today if I didn't have this.
    Allysonny Allysonny 16-17, F May 19

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    Sometimes, when I was at work or when I was busy I used think, "I need to get the hell home." I'm home all day today, with nothing: no one to talk to, no notifications on my phone...
    thisissamwut thisissamwut 18-21, M 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    Driving home from work today..I had 3 people cut me off for no apparent reason. One driver almost put me in a ditch as he was driving far too fast and erratically. I saw a car pass...
    sensualbeauty1 sensualbeauty1 46-50, F 8 Responses Apr 29

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    Sometimes I just want to be in a room alone, curl up on the bed, and cry for 30 min straight. Nobody thinks or cares about the stress that's on me. All this hurt & pain I'm keeping...
    lovethybey lovethybey 16-17, F 3 Responses May 12

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    Sometimes I thinking shouldn't exist anymore I'm tired of feeling this horrible all the time....
    amador01 amador01 46-50, F 6 days ago

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    I'm stressed, I'm the anchor for a lot of people. People come to me to rant and to talk which I don't mind at all. But sometimes, I wonder who (in real life) actually realizes...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 days ago

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    I'm killing time. 😩 bored
    alone03 alone03 22-25, F May 6

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    Hmm.... I know I maybe have an different approach to some things compared to others. I know some of my feelings and thoughts not always are correct and rational. I know I...
    mirkwood86 mirkwood86 26-30, M May 3

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    Sometimes my dreams don't make sense at all but I love it. Sometimes my dreams make me feel amazing and I love it. Sometimes my dreams leave me scared and gasping for air but I...
    Amairany Amairany 16-17, F May 7

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    I sometimes hate him because he is SO lazy, he's not supportive, he's rude and a control freak!!! He says texting strangers is dangerous... HE TALKS TO THEM ON THE PHONE!!! It's...
    FunnyBunny6129 FunnyBunny6129 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 29

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    This is the funny thing about todays world i think!. Never have we been more about open floor plans (maybe changing or already changed). Kitchen, dining room and living room in 1...
    mirkwood86 mirkwood86 26-30, M Apr 29

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    Lately,I've been feeling SUPER grouchy,grumpy and surprisingly sensitive. Usually,I'm feeling happy and having fun and be myself,and normally when people insult me,I insult them...
    potatogirlz potatogirlz 13-15, F 2 Responses May 2

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    It appears that I have done it again, only this time hurting another and not just myself. Ive started to see a pattern developing (maybe I always did it?), that when 'He' hurts me...
    MissTerious4 MissTerious4 36-40, F 9 Responses May 7

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    I battle depression and something people who don't have depression seem to be incapable of understanding at times is that sometimes I have no idea why I am sad. Everything in my...
    hisdudeness3 hisdudeness3 31-35, M May 10

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    It’s weird to think how my life has changed so much just within a very short period of time. When I first started college, I wanted to get away from home. I’m not the biggest...
    Haywee123 Haywee123 22-25, F May 10

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    Today I had a disagreement with an extended family member who resorted to hurling some crazy insults at me . She said that my mother "never wanted me & everybody knows".. I'm an...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses May 12

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    I'm the size of an average ten year old. Sometimes it's a benefit. Sometimes I'll act like a ten year old to make it more convincing.
    pardax pardax 13-15, M 3 Responses May 16

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    Like can't forget someone here whom I've talked to on Skype only a few times. Being easy on the second/third call while playing the game truth/dare with him. I'm persistent and...
    Nual Nual 22-25, F 1 Response May 21

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    I feel like I can be overly impatient with people sometimes. Sometimes I let the littlest of things annoy the absolute hell out of me. Occasionally I'm just not in the mood to...
    Bumblelion Bumblelion 31-35, M 1 Response May 21

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    What do I do? What should I be doing? For almost a year I've done absolutely nothing to improve my life. After my old life collapsed all I've done was repair the basic package, I...
    OneHowlToTheMoon OneHowlToTheMoon 26-30, M 1 Response a week ago

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    I wish I was invisible sometimes to sit on the side lines and to watch the world around me,Although sometimes I may as well be invisible.Sometimes people can make you feel...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 days ago

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