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I Sometimes Daydream Of Killing The Pillsbury Doughboy

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    How To Kill The Doughboy

    It was suggested privately i write a story in this group. The fat laughing buttery bastard, he knows a heart attack or clogged arteries are gonna get him sooner or later, I'd just be executing an assisted premature unwilling suicide. I'd start by getting a toaster oven, tearing...
    Qtip1976 Qtip1976 31-35, M 2 Responses Jul 12, 2013

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    Sadistic, I Know

    but I always use a butter knife.
    Punk1n Punk1n 31-35, F 13 Responses Mar 5, 2011

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    Am I Disturbed???

    Because it happens every time I eat a biscuit.....I just ate a bsicuit.....
    Punk1n Punk1n 31-35, F 2 Responses Dec 18, 2012

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    Impale Him!

    I'm sick of the cheesy cheap videos where someone is burning, shooting blowing up or setting his doll alight to watch it burn. Some times they'll throw in a falsetto voice. What I yearn for is for a video of him impaled with a rotisserie from between his little legs up through...
    Vladteppes Vladteppes 46-50, M 1 Response Apr 14, 2013

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    I had wrote about this earlier this morning then deleted it... when I self harm which isn't alot I usually burn myself on my right arm. So I burned myself with a lighter a couple...
    becarae becarae 26-30, F 2 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    Hey I just wanted to check if I have this or if im doing the google diagnosis thing, I tend to worry a lot in the past I’ve self-diagnosed myself with gingivitis and Asperger...
    baddancer baddancer 22-25, F 3 Responses Aug 19

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    I am 18 years old and I have social anxiety. I think my daydreaming started when I was a kid. I can't remember exactly when but I've always been someone who dreams a lot and is...
    itshouda itshouda 16-17, F 2 Responses Aug 15

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    Although I wouldn't use the word suffer. I've just recently discovered this condition, but the stories people have shared have related to me so powerfully, and I thought I'd share...
    hannahbananad hannahbananad 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 9

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    I had not even realized this was a thing until just recently. I've always daydreamed, or dreamed at night, and I would almost always remember bits and pieces of dreams after waking...
    mimameid mimameid 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 17

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    I started daydreaming when I was really young, I was about four maybe five. My best friend and I used to watch a show together and we'd act it out, and make up our own scenarios...
    MaladaptiveDayDreamer MaladaptiveDayDreamer 13-15, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    it started of simple daydreams. whenever I was in the car, I would always daydream about my favourite show and pretend that the show was real and I would daydream about my...
    silentgirl1234 silentgirl1234 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 16

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    If your walls could talk what would they say? The walls of my childhood bedrooms would tell a story of a seemingly normal boy, regular life, loving family, but he partook in an odd...
    drpepper666 drpepper666 26-30, M Aug 4

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    I'm almost always distracted.I was grown in a pretty problematic family and beaten by them a lot, and remember my very first daydreams as a child were about "me making traps...
    SorryWhatDidYouSay SorryWhatDidYouSay 22-25 Aug 3

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    I just found out the other day that there is a name for what I have been doing for the last two decades of my life. I found out by accident and it changed my life. I started...
    lifesnotarace lifesnotarace 26-30, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I don't usually imagine myself as myself. Sometimes, when I remember the particulars of my actual flesh-and-blood self, I'm surprised. "Oh, yeah. I look like that. Weird...
    Gwynevere Gwynevere 26-30, F Aug 11

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    Hi everyone, I thought since I mainly joined this site to talk about maladaptive daydreaming I should post my own experience with it. I'm 18 years old now, and it started when I...
    EllenMelon82 EllenMelon82 18-21, F 3 Responses Aug 21

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    When I was just a baby my parents have told me that I did this thing we call "flapping", where I would sit in my high chair and flap my arms around and rock back and forth. It...
    pretendingagain pretendingagain 13-15, F 6 days ago

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    So one day I googled 'How to stop Daydreaming' because I had what felt like an obsession with daydreaming in a different life I lead in my head. I just put in my earphones and...
    jaddyxx jaddyxx 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 15

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    I only found about me having this like a year ago. I only started doing something to help me control it in someway. But i will be honest....Before i found out about what this was...
    Rosethewolf Rosethewolf 18-21, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I am not sure if I suffer from MD. I had ADD as a child and I my personality is a little OC but I do not have obsessive compulsive disorder. When I was a child, I daydreamed from...
    olddrive olddrive 36-40, F 1 Response Aug 11

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    I daydream a lot, it's how I escape from everything. I probably daydream too much, I'll even act out what I daydream sometimes without even noticing, which can be really...
    dannyfelis131 dannyfelis131 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 18

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    I didn't know this was a thing. I've always daydreamed, when i was really young i would spend hours outside in my own world. Creating complex stories and characters, it was my...
    WhosToSay WhosToSay 18-21, M 2 Responses Jul 30

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    I took a quiz online on whether or not I'm a maladaptive daydreamer, after having read about it online. According to this test, I'm in the very highest ranks of it. The problem is...
    AlisinWndrland AlisinWndrland 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 8

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    I don't know when it started. I can go back as far early 1998/9 when I got my backstreets poster and cd. I was 8 and I would spend hours daydreaming on how i would meet nick Carter...
    saraNaya saraNaya 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 12

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    Hi.. I actually found about this just now .. I never new there is such thing .. but i always had this daydreaming problem .. I honstley don't remember when it started , i guess i'm...
    dewan5 dewan5 18-21, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    I'm so glad I'm not the only one! And I'm also happy that there's actually a name for this. :) First off, when I'm typically daydreaming, I have it set to music. I have whole...
    thray thray 22-25, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I mean I'm like daydreaming away about Pokemon riding unicorns on rainbows and people interrupt my wonderful daydream
    Dinosaurfanatic Dinosaurfanatic 13-15, F a week ago

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    At 33 yrs old, I guess I should have outgrown daydreaming about 20 years ago! I do it all the time. I drifted off on my way to work this morning, and suddenly I arrived at the...
    ConcreteSleeper ConcreteSleeper 31-35, M Aug 2

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    I often feel like I'm losing my mind and now that I'm trying to stop it, I feel worse. I have never spoken with anyone who suffers from Daydreaming as well. I want to talk to...
    Kailygrace1207 Kailygrace1207 13-15, F Aug 2

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    Maladaptive Daydreaming self intro and stage 1
    gaaradreamer gaaradreamer 18-21, F Aug 13

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    Maladaptive Daydreaming stage 2
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    Maladaptive Daydreaming stage 3
    gaaradreamer gaaradreamer 18-21, F Aug 13

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    Maladaptive Daydreaming Triggers viedeo
    gaaradreamer gaaradreamer 18-21, F Aug 13

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    Hey guys.. So I've never told anyone this because I've always been really ashamed.. Since I was a kid I've had a really low self esteem and always wanted to be like everyone else...
    morticiansdaughter6 morticiansdaughter6 16-17, F Aug 20

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    I've had maladaptive daydreaming since I was 9. My fantasies have always been about celebrities and people I've made up. They are mostly sexual,funny, and family oriented. I've...
    AnonymousDaydreamer AnonymousDaydreamer 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    Hey wasup never done online stuff like this but I wanted to see if anyone was in the same boast here it goes 31/m I have a great wife and two great kids I mean I always work like 6...
    stoopidfook stoopidfook 31-35, M Jul 31

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    WTF is wrong with people killing people even the super werewolves and vamps ETC should not do it I do not kill people by the way
    RainbowWolf13 RainbowWolf13 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 15

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    Sometimes crying just feels good. Sometimes it feels good and bad to be depressed. Sometimes the darkness that surrounds loneliness, guilt, heartbreak, anger, fear, and many other...
    tryingtobehappy123 tryingtobehappy123 16-17, F Aug 18

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    Sometimes I find myself thinking about how people are perceiving me. I don't think I make good first impressions. I do the wrong stuff all the time and I say the wrong things. I'm...
    Rainatmidnight97 Rainatmidnight97 16-17, F 6 Responses Aug 16

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    Sometimes I feel worthless, unwanted and unloved, especially unloved. For the last few weeks it's getting more often. But why is that? Don't get me wrong, not everything in my life...
    Gammler Gammler 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 20

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    like i wonder sometimes why ive allowed u in so close to me. why have i tried to make u a best friend, when i dont think u really care. sometimes i wish i could go away for a while...
    000SadisticBitch000 000SadisticBitch000 26-30, F 1 Response 21 hrs ago

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    I have been feeling apathetic towards anyone I love lately. I feel an emotional detachment and I can't get myself to care as much as I used to for others. Especially my boyfriend...
    KrisMiss KrisMiss 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 1

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    I have noticed something about myself I find very interesting. I am not bothered about it at all, I just find it intriguing. This past week I had a lot of times where I was doing...
    AnomalousEarthling AnomalousEarthling 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 10

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    Most of the time, people come and talk to me. But the majority of the people I talk to are either friends of friends or girls. I'm not used to being extrovert. First I'm a...
    Olalo Olalo 16-17, M 1 Response Aug 12

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    As an introvert, I enjoy being alone sometimes. Being around people for long periods of time can be quite exhausting. I like having time to myself to reflect on things and be alone...
    Sapphire14 Sapphire14 18-21, F Aug 13

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    It's hard to explain, but sometimes I find my self thinking too hard about every little thing and how it could ultimately change everything, but not in a paranoid type way. I mean...
    SakaiY SakaiY 18-21, M Aug 15

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    A girl in my previous class are so jealus of me when i make almost the whole class laught sometimes, so when i was trying to be a little funny and my previous classmates starts...
    eph01 eph01 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 15

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