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I Sometimes Sleep With Inanimate Objects Cause I Love Them

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    My Teddy Bear

    Because I am a very caring, loving, cuddly person. And it kills me being so alone, so friendless and without a lover. My teddy bear doesn't care if I'm looking like ****, being unreasonable or just having a bad day. He's always got the same pleased expression and he doesn't care...
    AnimaliaAustralis AnimaliaAustralis 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 27, 2009

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    Till Depression Do Us Part

    My Channel changer ... we've been spending a lot of time together, and since I've taken to sleeping on the couch lately, it happily joins me. That way in the morning he's already to provide me with some early morning entertainment ...
    FastLaneC3 FastLaneC3 18-21, F 2 Responses May 11, 2009

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    I'm Sleeping With Fran Right Now...

    because I love her for how she acts...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 5 Responses May 11, 2009

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    My Laptop.

    I was so happy the day I got him, he even has a name, Jacob Embry.  I would sleep with him, sometimes I still do.
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin 22-25, F 7 Responses Apr 5, 2009

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    Elaine

    I mentioned Elaine who I used to sleep with all the time... If there's not a picture here, I'll add one Later to this post: http://www.experienceproject.com/uw.php?e...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 10 Responses Apr 6, 2009

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    It's A Pillow!!!

    just cause it helps me sleep!!! a little extra comfort of something to hold onto while I'm laying down really helps...
    Mudd357 Mudd357 22-25, F 3 Responses Mar 28, 2010

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    Sociological Research

    Hello Please spread this information amongst all OS friends you know:) My name is Gregory Kubinski, I'm a PhD in sociology and I'm writing a book about contemporary intimacy. But the subject I'm really interested in, is not the relationship between people, but between people...
    gkubinski gkubinski 36-40, M Jun 17, 2013

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    Metals With Strange Physical Properties...

    There are these umbrella stands... I have 3 of them all acquired from different places and they're otherwise identical twin sisters... When new and embraced, you can feel something very pleasant/enjoyable radiating from them (the phenomenon eventually stops occurring and I think...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 2 Responses Apr 15, 2009

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    Slept With Lamp

    Recently someone was throwing away this really beautiful crystal lamp... I used to want something similar back when I was 18 years old. I couldn't believe someone threw her away. She must not work as a lamp anymore, but someone actually didn't see that her beautiful body...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Sep 26, 2009

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    I work at a grocery store and I told apples to stop rolling around so I could ring it in properly and my bagger made fun of me...
    LittleRed2016 LittleRed2016 16-17, F 1 hr ago

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    I like to have open air when I sleep. I also like it cool when I sleep
    2012rudyc 2012rudyc 18-21, M 2 days ago

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    I also hate waking up to noises, strong lights or alarm clocks...none of that for me... I need a good nice sleep as I need a good breakfast... I miss it terribly when due to my bf...
    000Camilla 000Camilla 31-35, F 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    it's difficult to sleep with the lights so everytime I will sleep I need to check and put properly my blanket and extra pillow on my face to cover bcoz my roommate always sleeping...
    gloryglory1984 gloryglory1984 31-35, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    cause somehow, in some crazy way, it feels like more got accomplished by yelling at some random inanimate object than yelling at a person. and for anyone who disagrees, try it...
    Azureal Azureal 26-30, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    When I was in Scouts Canada I was sexually abused by the Scouts Master. I know it's was wrong what he did to me and I know he took advantage of me. Till today, what still bother me...
    JohnA69 JohnA69 51-55, M 4 days ago

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    I can't sleep if there's light coming into our bedroom from either outside or from the hallway.
    MrsRusty MrsRusty 31-35, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I would love to meet a horny mum with daughters
    rapeher rapeher 46-50, M 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    It's a must, as I deal with chronic migraine headache!.
    BenginM BenginM 31-35, M 5 days ago

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    Me either. I sleep with sleeping pills, a fan, earplugs, and eye mask.
    Lindsay792001 Lindsay792001 31-35 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Impossible. Silence and darkness when sleeping is essential.
    usernameinneed usernameinneed 26-30, M 5 days ago

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    I hate to get bothered by noises while I am sleep, prefer to sleep like baby. if someone dares to bother me, I loose my temper and gets angry easily in this situation.
    lonelyboy91 lonelyboy91 22-25, M 6 days ago

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    I can have a perfectly good grip on my phone and it just randomly falls out my hand. Yes I yell "you bet not break" it's crazy lol.
    blaquekitti blaquekitti 31-35, F 6 days ago

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    You definitely need one if there's no love in your life:>
    roxx1 roxx1 18-21, F 5 Responses 6 days ago

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    I sleep with a plush cleo from clifford the big red dog
    sarahhoek sarahhoek 18-21, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    2 actually . I don't travel with either of them because I don't want to lose them or level them anywhere so being out of time makes me miss them .
    Alylovespuppies Alylovespuppies 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    I sleep with a bunny rabbit called flopsey.. I've had him since I was born and have always had him to sleep with since... His right paw is chewed and flat because when I was little...
    Victoriaa95 Victoriaa95 18-21, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    This may sound weird but I've though of this since I was a kid, if I slept with the door closed then demons won't get me.
    izzylark izzylark 16-17, F 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    Sometimes I just need my own space.
    sroonaka616 sroonaka616 18-21 6 days ago

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    I only do this because I need to sleep in both darkness and silence. It is however never locked.
    AlbertTesla AlbertTesla 22-25 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    *eyes ablaze as i bore a hole in the stupid glass coffee table leg.The air is now blue with profanities all said beneath my breath so small ears do not here all about what i think...
    lilreddress lilreddress 36-40, F 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    I've had a crush on someone since the sixth grade. He's one of my closest friends now and I asked him out twice. I'm certain that if I still feel some way towards him, that must be...
    michellejco michellejco 16-17, F a week ago

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    I think I'm going to invite him to sleep together with me. both shirtless :P
    gianmarzzellino97 gianmarzzellino97 16-17, M a week ago

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    She's in her late 40s. Not particularly attractive, but kind and caring. She's the kind of person that you know care more about you and your comfort than she does herself. She's so...
    Storiesnotforthefaintofheart Storiesnotforthefaintofheart 18-21, F 4 Responses Jul 26

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    Any time I bump into something, be it a door or anything. I yell at it and say try that again!! Like the object hit me. My mom heard me do that, and sighed. I said you're the one...
    Rdmthoughts Rdmthoughts 31-35, M Jul 22

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    love there song with mgk alone
    susangoga susangoga 31-35, F 1 Response Jul 22

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    They say that love is forever. Your forever is all that I need. 🎧😍❤️💕😏
    LittleUnicorn LittleUnicorn 18-21 2 Responses Jul 22

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    There is no distance too far for me, I'll travel anywhere for the woman I love.
    iluvgrouphugz iluvgrouphugz 26-30, M Jul 21

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    no fan no sleep. I need a fan hitting me right on my face.
    Eyesshut78 Eyesshut78 36-40, F 1 Response Jul 21

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    no I don't used to sleep naked all the time now I wear a damn diaper to bed every night unless I want to wake up in a lake
    afterthedead afterthedead 56-60, M 1 Response Jul 21

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    Definitely haha. always sleep naked. it feels so much better
    lillybabez lillybabez 18-21, F 4 Responses Jul 21

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    pencils, homework, forks, stuffed animals, my phone. anything that isn't cooperating with what I want it to do, i will blame it on the object to make myself feel better. sometimes...
    nicolieflowergirlie nicolieflowergirlie 18-21, F 4 Responses Jul 20

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    She's a cute Married Latin Lady with one young kid and a dog.. They live across the street from me two houses down... She's usually putting her son on the bus about 7-730 and Her...
    MaxxxOwner MaxxxOwner 31-35, M 1 Response Jul 19