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I Sometimes Sleep With Inanimate Objects Cause I Love Them

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    My Laptop.

    I was so happy the day I got him, he even has a name, Jacob Embry.  I would sleep with him, sometimes I still do.
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin 22-25, F 7 Responses Apr 5, 2009

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    Slept With Lamp

    Recently someone was throwing away this really beautiful crystal lamp... I used to want something similar back when I was 18 years old. I couldn't believe someone threw her away. She must not work as a lamp anymore, but someone actually didn't see that her beautiful body...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Sep 26, 2009

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    It's A Pillow!!!

    just cause it helps me sleep!!! a little extra comfort of something to hold onto while I'm laying down really helps...
    Mudd357 Mudd357 22-25, F 3 Responses Mar 28, 2010

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    I'm Sleeping With Fran Right Now...

    because I love her for how she acts...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 5 Responses May 11, 2009

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    Elaine

    I mentioned Elaine who I used to sleep with all the time... If there's not a picture here, I'll add one Later to this post: http://www.experienceproject.com/uw.php?e...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 10 Responses Apr 6, 2009

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    Till Depression Do Us Part

    My Channel changer ... we've been spending a lot of time together, and since I've taken to sleeping on the couch lately, it happily joins me. That way in the morning he's already to provide me with some early morning entertainment ...
    FastLaneC3 FastLaneC3 18-21, F 2 Responses May 11, 2009

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    Metals With Strange Physical Properties...

    There are these umbrella stands... I have 3 of them all acquired from different places and they're otherwise identical twin sisters... When new and embraced, you can feel something very pleasant/enjoyable radiating from them (the phenomenon eventually stops occurring and I think...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 2 Responses Apr 15, 2009

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    Sociological Research

    Hello Please spread this information amongst all OS friends you know:) My name is Gregory Kubinski, I'm a PhD in sociology and I'm writing a book about contemporary intimacy. But the subject I'm really interested in, is not the relationship between people, but between people...
    gkubinski gkubinski 36-40, M Jun 17, 2013

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    My Teddy Bear

    Because I am a very caring, loving, cuddly person. And it kills me being so alone, so friendless and without a lover. My teddy bear doesn't care if I'm looking like ****, being unreasonable or just having a bad day. He's always got the same pleased expression and he doesn't care...
    AnimaliaAustralis AnimaliaAustralis 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 27, 2009

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    Related Experiences

    Used to have to have the lights on to go to sleep and now need them off to go to sleep. Just the idea of money and energy being wasted would be on my mind keeping me awake. Also...
    asert12345678 asert12345678 31-35, M 12 hrs ago

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    The worst thing about this is that sleeping with the lights off freaks me out if Im not dead tired, so I basically leave the lights on and put a cloth over my eyes so the light...
    chanelroe chanelroe 18-21, F 1 Response 21 hrs ago

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    I could never sleep on an airplane. Last May (2014) I only got 10 minutes of sleep due to people on their iPhones, iPads or watching movies.
    Balloonboy33 Balloonboy33 26-30, M 1 Response 22 hrs ago

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    I try sleeping with earplugs and a sleep mask but I toss and turn so much they come out and off throughout the night.
    musicbreather musicbreather 26-30, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Especially when something doesn't work I end up yell at it. XD I also yell at the tv when I play Mario Kart!
    OrochimaruSama92 OrochimaruSama92 22-25, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    I know its completely pointless but it makes me feel so much better!
    Annmarie94 Annmarie94 18-21, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Especially when I'm taking an online quiz and the internet isn't cooperating with me :3
    PizzaUniverse PizzaUniverse 16-17, F 2 days ago

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    As a software developer and a gamer, I'm regularly filled with reasons to yell at my machine. I actually make it a point to never use the same curse twice. I do this so I have to...
    karrdesw karrdesw 26-30, M 2 days ago

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    Especially computers, they bring out the worst in me. "What are you doing?" "Hurry up!" "What is your f**king problem you b****rd?" In fact my blood pressure would be a lot lower...
    CaffeineJunky CaffeineJunky 18-21, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I frequently feel like there is so much of something missing in my life, friendships I wish I had, or even any kind of types of relationships with people. Even something as simple...
    TheEnduringSunrise TheEnduringSunrise 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I had an ex that had a huge impact on my life so naturally when we broke up, it hit me hard. At first I was really sad and heartbroken but after a while, I started going on dates...
    DIFTWR DIFTWR 18-21 3 days ago

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    life is happy without any dappy
    shairu123 shairu123 18-21, M 4 days ago

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    I sleep with my stuffed owl and the other stuffed animals.They keep me company and make me less lonely. And i don't care if i am 29 years old and i love my stuffed animals.
    Iloveowl Iloveowl 26-30, F 5 days ago

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    of course I yell at objects. I need to give the wall a piece of my mind to make sure it doesn't bump into me again.
    chocolatecrazy9010 chocolatecrazy9010 13-15, F 5 days ago

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    The street I live on is loaded with hot wives. Across the street, two doors down, etc. I would love to have an ongoing FWB, I wouldn't care if her hubby watched or joined either...
    TW8NY TW8NY 41-45, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    i want to sleep with u. if u r agree than don't heart or response me. if u response or Heart I'll thought u wanna sleep
    shairu123 shairu123 18-21, M 5 days ago

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    A few years ago my friend gave me this really big @$$ Pikachu Plushie Pillow that I put it in my car, with the seatbelt. He stayed there for awhile, then I took him out to sleep...
    KingMarcray37 KingMarcray37 22-25, M a week ago

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    It's the only way to sleep. Nude and with a breeze.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jun 22

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    I love to be cold when I sleep. Bring on the covers, the cuddles, cuddles with benefits ... keep me in this bed as long as possible. I don't care what the bill is 68 at night all...
    loveCT loveCT 31-35, F 1 Response Jun 22

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    Although, technically, I think it is more for the dehumidification than the coldness.
    Taurusedi Taurusedi 36-40, M Jun 21

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    Every night I do sleep with bedroom door closed it makes me feel safe
    bandit5320 bandit5320 31-35, M Jun 21

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    I don't like the idea of someone watching me while I sleep.
    medicinedreams medicinedreams 16-17, F Jun 21

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    With Father's Day tomorrow, I was thinking on this subject. My father, to this day, tells me he loves me at least once every day that we see each other or talk on the phone. When...
    lostit77 lostit77 46-50, F 4 Responses Jun 20

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    I sleep with a very bald Pooh I've had since I was 3 and a squishy piggy :)
    EngravedEnigma EngravedEnigma 22-25, F Jun 20

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    Wifey's gone for the weekend...get my attention ladies
    Hubbynxtdoor Hubbynxtdoor 41-45, M 1 Response Jun 19

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    It dosent feel comfortable to wear pj's it's way easier to just sleep with with a oversized shirt.
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jun 16

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    Is there a way from being strong? Feels like I'm doing things all wrong.
    Undecodable Undecodable 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 16

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    I sleep with a stuffed monkey named Monkey and a teddy bear names Teddy
    GEMWASHERE GEMWASHERE 13-15, F 2 Responses Jun 15

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    I sleep with it closed because I'm a light sleeper. Noise and movement wakes me up. so to drown out noise and block lights from other parts of the house I close my door. I don't...
    bretneyc bretneyc 26-30, F Jun 15

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    It needs to be closed and unlocked. If it's open, I feel too vulnerable to fall asleep. If it's locked, I am too worried I will sleep through a fire (I can sleep through someone...
    SapphicMinion SapphicMinion 26-30, F 5 Responses Jun 15

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    I always have slept with my bedroom door closed. Always feels more peaceful with my door closed and in winter I have the door closed to help keep the heat in after I switch the...
    mattywheels25 mattywheels25 26-30, M 3 Responses Jun 15

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    Why is it that whenever I sleep I feel as if someone will just break through my door and just murder me
    Kingdoubler Kingdoubler 13-15, M 1 Response Jun 14

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    Oh my gosh I have a big fear of something busting in my room at night. I have to sleep with my door closed and usually try to face the door as I am sleeping.
    mckennars mckennars 16-17, F 1 Response Jun 14

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