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I Sometimes Wish I Had A Penis

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 17 People

    I was born female, and feel pretty okay with it

    most of the time. But once every so often I just wish I had a penis, like I feel like it's supposed to be there when I want it to be? I wish I could shapeshift or something I guess
    watchoutforoctopusses watchoutforoctopusses 22-25 May 20

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    As great as having a vagina is I totally wish I had a penis. I've always wondered what it felt like to stick this member into the body of another person (gender not important) and get pleasure from it and give it. Have the ability to *** inside. I would want to be a hot guy with...
    newasexy newasexy 26-30, F 3 Responses Feb 14, 2012

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    Right Now

    Right now I really ******' wish I had a god damn penis!!!! Why the **** don't men get this ******' pain.... ******' A!!!!!
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jun 22, 2013

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    If I had a penis I would look at it

    and be thankful that I don't have to feel guilty for not deciding to have children, or like time is running out if I don't make up my mind to have babies by age 40. I'm so sick of how women are expected to become mothers. I hate being one of them and I hate my "biological clock...
    torturedturnip torturedturnip 36-40, F 4 Responses Jan 4

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    Both...

    I am a woman, but I really wish I had a penis. It's a bit strange because I'm not sure why I want a penis, I'm just really in love with the idea of feeling the bulge of a "package" between my legs and having nuts to scratch. I am actively looking for a "floppy" penis to wear...
    deanmartinforever88 deanmartinforever88 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 3, 2013

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    Sometimes is an understatement. I fantasize about being male far too often. What it would be like to have a penis. How it is to walk with one. What it would be like to feel the...
    MadamCascade MadamCascade 26-30, F 18 Responses Sep 23

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    Giant emphasis on "sometimes". I'm starting to learn to love feeling alone in crowded places, but I do wish I had someone to talk to.
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    Ive always hated being a woman. Every time i hear the words "woman, female,girl, lady ect..." I feel unreasonably angry. Puberty was the worst and probably the only time i was...
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    Especially when I get my period.
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    Not to the extent where I would become transgender, as I find that weird (no offense to anyone who is, you're amazing!) but I think it would be nice not to be ignored when I'm...
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    easy to wash hair, dont have to were a swim suit at public places...ahhhh ;-;
    TheRainbowDino TheRainbowDino 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 23

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    I don't do anything with my life, I'm a complete failure. My family isn't happy with me, I'm a ******* failure
    HisDaysAreNumbered HisDaysAreNumbered 18-21, M 2 Responses Sep 24

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    Im sooooooooooooooooo sorry
    sealare sealare 13-15, F 2 Responses Oct 4

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    It'll be soooooo easy to pick up those who annoy me between my thumb and forefinger and pretend to drop them. I would be able to see for miles and travelling long distances (within...
    Iancharles Iancharles 18-21, M Oct 7

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    It makes me sad that I'm never gonna experience the life that I've imagined in my head
    xEquinzx xEquinzx 18-21, F Oct 8

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    My home is not so home and there's no love here. I just want to run and chase my dreams and make it on my own. I'm tired of my surroundings.
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    I've been having these thoughts for a couple of years, but I don't have the balls to do it. I just want to go up one night take the car and drive away. No destination, no nothing...
    Planetena Planetena 16-17, M a week ago

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    Life is so pressuring .... I'm the nicest person and I find friends and dudes I date take advantage of my kind heart.
    loyal4him loyal4him 31-35, F 6 days ago

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    I've found myself and changed but everyone sees me as the old me and it's hard to change their views on me
    jacithepanda jacithepanda 13-15, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I'm a very sensitive person and at times get hurt easily. I've been hurt so many times before that I've noticed that I have created barriers that people need to tear down before...
    Morenita79 Morenita79 31-35, F 1 Response 23 hrs ago

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    Can't be done I'm afraid. These are the things you have to live with. But yes. Lots and lots of things I wish hadn't happened. And some I wish did!
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    When you share a house with some one you often just wish they would move out and give ya some space . Then when they do go away for a few days you realise how quiet living in a...
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    I find the best in people and I can get along with almost everyone, even if I don't like them that much. Basically, I can tolerate nearly every human being. However, it upsets me...
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    No ones ever seriously told me theyve liked me, hell I have yet to hear a member of the opposite sex find me attractive. Actually, scratch that theres one guy, the only guy I've...
    CassieWithAnO CassieWithAnO 13-15, F 29 mins ago

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    Most of the time I keep this feeling at bay. My days are full of activities, work, sports, cooking, drawing, swimming, reading, etc etc etc etc. I love so much about my life. Yet...
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    I'm 30 years old, a single guy. I'm about to turn 31 soon this month. I hate my current job. A lot of them are a$$holes to me, and in return, I ignore them so i can't really...
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    I wish my parents would stop fighting,My Parents Never fight in the house. Whenever they get into an argument(fight)there always either in the car or somewhere else. They go out...
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    There once lived a man who built a castle for his princess. He had fought hard to gain her trust, through presents, compliments and promises of him being her one true love, her...
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    Do I still want him? Love him? Unfortunately... Yes... Do I want to get over him? Of course I do... I need to end our friendship... What is falling in love, but an addiction...
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    I thought I'd try and get Into contact with a teacher from my childhood. I knew she wouldn't be interested. I don't have fond memories of her. She never liked me. But she had came...
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    Since the summer of my sophmore year i knew. You were the one. I cant tell you how manh nights i have cried wishing that you felt the same. I pit my self out on the line to tell...
    lovelyjxox lovelyjxox 16-17, F 15 hrs ago

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    Since the summer of my sophmore year i knew. You were the one. I cant tell you how manh nights i have cried wishing that you felt the same. I pit my self out on the line to tell...
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    I'm so complicated I want to be alone then when I am. I only want to be with you. You seemed to get it but ran far away. Now I get it. There is no more left to say. Be well...
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    Sometimes, it just needs to be a little quiet for things to work properly.
    emilesfault emilesfault 16-17, M 5 hrs ago

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    First wish- bigger boobs, I have way too much competition with the lady who has a third boob. Second wish- bigger males. These humans are so hot, I feel like melting but why are...
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    i often feel dissapointed by my friends. well we are very close, but when i share something to them , they arent relaly there for me. they dont like to talk on the phone or chat...
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    I wish I had friends who are more loyal to me, more thoughtful, more genuine. Right now I have friends that treat me like I don't exist sometimes.
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    I'm 53 and have wished I were dead my whole life. I used to try to commit suicide but after failing 4 times I have given that up. I am resigned to the belief that I will live...
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