I Speak Lolspeak

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    Oh Hai

    I jus lurves goin to icanhascheezburger and lookin at all da lols.  I fel soree for da lolrus and him loozen his bukket.  I joined the serch party for da bukket.  I am wurkin on translatin the charj of da goddus in lolspeak.
    kilted kilted
    36-40
    1 Response Aug 18, 2008

    Lolspeak Is Good !

    Oh Hai ! I am 61, an 8-language polyglot and a linguist. Very often, I have been confronted with anglo-saxons who defended the enormous discrepancy between English spelling and pronunciation. I have also always supported English spelling reform. If English spelling were logical...
    Takeo Takeo
    61-65
    1 Response Dec 20, 2008

    Even Out Loud

    I speak 'lolspeak' with my mom quite often.  The sad thing is, she understands what I mean. LolCats is one of the best websites ever.  :3
    axelval axelval
    18-21, T
    Nov 20, 2008

    Lolspeak Is For Morons And Lazy People.

    When I see or hear LOLSpeak, it makes my blood boil and I automatically think of a sloppy overweight teen, wearing tinker bell pajamas at wal-mart, on a Friday night. It looks and sounds dumb.
    Pandervi Pandervi
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