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I Speak Seinfeld

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    I Know Every Line. - I've seen every Seinfeld episode at least a hundred times each. I think I probably know every line off by heart. I literally speak Seinfeld. I'm sure I could...
    CreedenceGold CreedenceGold 18-21, M 2 Responses Apr 10, 2012

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    You'll Get My Vote If You Speak Seinfeld - I find it to be a cultural thing.  I have met many people from outside the NYC area that don't always understand my sense of humor...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Oct 18, 2011

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    I have always hated public speaking, I dreaded the thought of getting in front of a large group of people and having to talk for any length of time. I've had some embarrassing...
    Antony7 Antony7 46-50, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    When it comes to actually speaking, I stumble over my words and can barley make a decent, coherent sentence. I dislike the stares I get when I speak and the pressure gets so...
    worldisupsideup worldisupsideup 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 3

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    English is not my native language but still I want to speak it naturally. I have always problem in expressing my thoughts using this language. I wish I could learn more. I am...
    chocogirl87 chocogirl87 26-30, F Mar 31

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    My brother is constantly reminding me of things I say inappropriately or shouldn't have said recently. He says I don't think before I speak, I have a brain and why don't I use it...
    Ssslm Ssslm 26-30, F Apr 7

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    I prefer writing than speaking so many things you can do with writing other than speaking and making your mouth dry. -SG
    StRiKiNgEEk StRiKiNgEEk 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 4

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    Right now I only know how to speak three languages: English, Filipino, and some Spanish. But I'd like to learn more Spanish and maybe Italian too, and even Arabic. Maybe I'd like...
    emilesfault emilesfault 16-17, M 1 Response Apr 6

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    Yes I do, words no have no real power. People fool themselves into thinking other wise. Our actions are what we speak by, good or bad! Words are just words. Say one thing and then...
    Maurelle Maurelle 22-25 1 Response 1 day ago

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    It's easier to write things down on paper than speaking it to people, I've found.
    Dragoniesse Dragoniesse 13-15, M 1 Response Mar 19

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    It's strange. Sometimes I encounter these invisible wall that prevent me from speaking or voicing my thoughts. It stems from a fear of getting too personal, being too honest, or...
    lucyyinthesky lucyyinthesky 26-30, F 3 Responses Mar 20

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    YESS ITS A DIFFICULT PART YOU LOOSE MORE THAN YOU WIN BUT STILL PREFFER TO SPEAK THE TRUTH EVEN IF IT HURTS!
    romell romell 36-40, M 2 Responses Mar 21

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    I was born in Poland. I am native polish speaker.
    domipl domipl 31-35, F Mar 26

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    I have a habit of speaking before my mind fully processes what I want to say. Or rather, what I SHOULD say. Some people find the truthful side endearing ...even sexy. Others...
    MommaBella MommaBella 31-35, F 1 Response Mar 26

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    I speak russian, French and English but I would love to learn more like Italian or Spanish!!
    babyfawn7 babyfawn7 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 27

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    2pac -keep you head up! The first verse speaks to my soul it's just an amazing song! Verse 1; Some say the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice I say the darker the flesh...
    YoungHeartOldSoul YoungHeartOldSoul 18-21, F Mar 29

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    speak with someone face to face feel comfortable, bcz some people use fake pic as their profile pic.
    ennyliarina ennyliarina 31-35, F 1 Response Mar 30

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    Korean, Japanese, Portuguese and perhaps Italian are the main languages I would like I learn and speak fluently! I wouldn't mind learning a native language like aborigine or...
    WaterSpiritt WaterSpiritt 18-21, F Mar 30

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    Ever since the written word was invented, the spoken word has been an obsolete technology. Within the refuge of my own head, I carefully weave words together into tapestries rich...
    LordSphinx LordSphinx 13-15 Apr 2

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    I can speak Hindi. ^_^. Very fluently.
    caithmac caithmac 16-17, M 1 Response Apr 3

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    This applies especially to English. When I speak English I have a Hong Kong accent (that's where I'm from).
    PinkChocolate00 PinkChocolate00 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 5

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    I hate being invisible to others... if They would only let me I could change to world. I could get up on a stage and speak to millions, but everyones holding me back.
    TooYoungToFeelOld TooYoungToFeelOld 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 7

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    Its weird but when I try to speak I can't get the right words out, but when I write I sound like a genius 😒
    gardengirl17 gardengirl17 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 8

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    ANYONE CAN TALK! Anyone can be nice but not all can be mean… Anyone can say sorry but not all can forgive… Anyone can talk about other people behind their backs but not all...
    MilweePisces MilweePisces 18-21, F 8 Responses Apr 9

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    I sometimes find it easier to speak to strangers than friends. about everything. And i have found someone. through another site believe it or not! Who listens.
    prettybrowneyes1993 prettybrowneyes1993 18-21, F Apr 9

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    Are people here from UK? It would be nice to speak to people that are in uk
    lonelymum89 lonelymum89 22-25, F 2 Responses Apr 10

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    My English teachers have complained about this for years. And more recently my foreign language teachers as well. They all want me to read out loud, to share my ideas. But my...
    BleedingOrchids BleedingOrchids 13-15, F 5 days ago

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    Back in 2001 I set up my laptop to a decent pair of external speakers with the subwoofer port routed to my 12- inch guitar amp. That was cool. Got loud enough then!
    crazynam321 crazynam321 36-40, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I speak Arabic (my mother tongue) French, English and now learning Italian ;) Any Italians in here?
    Beyrouth Beyrouth 22-25, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    Well technically I speak 3 languages since I'm Indian. But, after 7 years in Australia, my Indian accent is down to like 10% maybe 15%..very subtle. Still, it's always fun to just...
    zorogill zorogill 16-17, M 2 days ago

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    French is such a beautiful language,glad I know how to speak it!
    molestay molestay 13-15, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Not that i speak French, but im currently learning it xD
    klaudt klaudt 18-21, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I have a friend that I have chatted with everyday for months she is really the most beautiful and lovable woman but she is very stressed and emotional so at some point almost every...
    Nevergonnagiveuup Nevergonnagiveuup 56-60, M 2 Responses 21 hrs ago

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    I'm 14, and when I speak my Farsi and English fluently with no accent, people look at me in surprise xD I am proud to be an Iranian (:
    XxSempiternalxX XxSempiternalxX 13-15, F 1 Response 15 hrs ago

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    Hey this yoghurt is really something aye, and it's non fat..!Hello Newman!You dipped, and then you double dipped, it's like putting your whole mouth in the dip 
    GroundedButterfly81 GroundedButterfly81 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 18

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    I lolled at the episode where Elaine takes muscle relaxers for her back and kept screaming "STELLAAAA"
    kissthedeadly kissthedeadly 18-21, F Apr 5

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    This song is amazing Stop and listen to it Your outlook on life Will change Although it's sad Your real feelings come out
    jenayaRose jenayaRose 41-45, F Mar 20

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    Face to face is always the best, because communication is so much more than just the words. In person you get the body language, the gestures, the look in the eyes, the nuances of...
    proguitar proguitar 51-55, M Mar 20

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    I would prefer in person, but I don't mind a phone call. I absolutely hate texting though. I guess years of sending thousands of texts makes you not want to do It anymore.
    kels789 kels789 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 20

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    Quanquan17 Quanquan17 22-25, M Mar 21

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    So I am newly separated my story isn't like most. So my husband and I have a 3 year old together, we lost our other baby girl at 2 months and 1 day around this time last year. So...
    Itonlytakesone Itonlytakesone 26-30, F 2 Responses Mar 21

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    Actions are more visable? Or words are gone from the one ear to the other out of the brain,you listen or you don't? or you forget what you listen? Actions define you as a person...
    blackweirdcat blackweirdcat 46-50, F 1 Response Mar 22

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    Barbie Pig Latin :D If u don't know that language, u don't know Nicki Minaj! :P
    Samcoyou Samcoyou 13-15, M 1 Response Mar 22

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    I'm curious as to what people say in other languages. As well as I'd like to communicate with all sorts of people from around the world. Learn from them. Etc.
    Philli8807 Philli8807 22-25, F 3 Responses Mar 22

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    I want to learn Arabic soo bad
    lexix0 lexix0 16-17, F 2 Responses Mar 23

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    If someone smacks you in the face and says they love you . It's a lie he smacked you in the face
    Sexygoddess13 Sexygoddess13 18-21, F 8 Responses Mar 23

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    Kingme1234 Kingme1234 22-25, M Mar 23

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    Talk can be so cheap ..*rolls eyes,sips wine*
    lostCake lostCake 22-25, F 3 Responses Mar 23

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    I had taken a lot of German in school and would like to re learn, I have forgotten most of what I had learned. Anyone who would like to help me please send me a message.
    Atma333 Atma333 22-25, M 1 Response Mar 23

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    Music puts into words my feelings when I'm not able to do so. Marina's "Teen Idle" is amazing. "Pure Heroine" is perfect. I think I would be gone by now if I didn't find the music...
    smith821 smith821 16-17, F Mar 24

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    Spanish is my second language
    MakaylaCorlisa MakaylaCorlisa 13-15, F 2 Responses Mar 24