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I Speak Seinfeld

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    You'll Get My Vote If You Speak Seinfeld

    I find it to be a cultural thing.  I have met many people from outside the NYC area that don't always understand my sense of humor because they never got into Seinfeld.  I currently live 15 miles from NYC and many times certain trigger words will spark a reaction.  A perfect...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Oct 18, 2011

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    I Know Every Line.

    I've seen every Seinfeld episode at least a hundred times each. I think I probably know every line off by heart. I literally speak Seinfeld. I'm sure I could quote you pretty much any line. Don't believe me? Test me. :)
    CreedenceGold CreedenceGold 18-21, M 2 Responses Apr 10, 2012

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    I speak English, Spanish, ASL, some French, and very little German. I wish I had people to practice these with. I speak a lot of Spanish at work but it'd be nice to sign or speak...
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    Sitting in a bubble tea cafe, mixture of Japanese and Korean speakers all around me. All I want to do is understand and speak with them D: I was learning Korean on my own but had...
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    I have a lot of difficulty communicating with people directly. Even here on EP. Post stories, ask questions, or start a direct conversation with me, and I'll probably reply in...
    themanoflegends themanoflegends 22-25, M 1 Response Feb 16

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    The book. I dropped out of high school my first time around, so in my early 20's I returned, this time to an adult learning centre in Toronto. At that time I was writing a lot of...
    Debravity Debravity 36-40, M 6 Responses Feb 18

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    I am American so I am a native English speaker, but I moved to Italy when I was 12 and learned Italian. I now speak it fluently as well. I study German and Spanish too, but I can't...
    thornedrose thornedrose 18-21, F a week ago

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    its true, writing is my way of speaking to others. When i speak, i am afraid of how others will think of me,but writing is different somehow.
    lollipoponastick lollipoponastick 18-21, F 1 Response 14 hrs ago

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    im not good in speaking english.. need some help :( anyone?
    chippylovemrchips chippylovemrchips 26-30, F Feb 3

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    Bonjour. Je voudrais parler la francais. I've been tryna teach myself to speak french via apps. But I think I need some people I can converse with. I think the language is cool...
    tunta15 tunta15 26-30, F 1 Response Feb 7

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    I want someone to speak with! I'm a beginner
    mA211 mA211 18-21, M Feb 8

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    Any French speakers out there ?
    michaeln41 michaeln41 41-45, M Feb 9

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    Who here knows how to speak french???? Or KREYOL
    isabel16 isabel16 16-17, F Feb 9

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    Of course I can write words better than I can speak. I love it. It voices my voice without even being voiced. You may read it one way and I may read it in a whole different way...
    Nitram13 Nitram13 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 10

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    I can speak for myself I don't need u to tell me who I am 👌I have a mouth too👄
    Nylajl Nylajl 13-15, F 1 Response Feb 13

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    There are some lyrics found in certain kinds of music that actually speak what you're going through, experiencing, possibly feeling.... Whilst it's a creepy feeling, it also makes...
    Vampyria Vampyria 22-25, F Feb 15

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    I need someone to speak with PM
    billyaldo billyaldo 22-25, M Feb 15

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    Personally I would rather speak over the phone or in person, rather than text. Mainly because texting can take way too long and I loathe the damn spell check function (that...
    Waninho97 Waninho97 36-40, M Feb 16

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    The worst feeling ever has to be being with someone in a room but not be able to say a word not beacouse you don't like them, not beacuse you don't know each other, not beacuse...
    hellokitty206 hellokitty206 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 16

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    I just absolutely hate that feeling that someone's watching you, judging you. We've got simulations for my program tomorrow, and I am a nervous wreck thinking about it. It's a...
    theShySnob theShySnob 18-21, F 3 Responses Feb 18

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    I also believe that silence speaks VOLUMES.
    Awesomomster Awesomomster 46-50, F 14 Responses Feb 20

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    I have lived in Italy and I speak some Italian
    pugsarelif3 pugsarelif3 13-15, F 1 Response Feb 21

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    I would love to be able to speak many languages so I can associate with people around the world. I know French and some Italian, but that's it.
    gorgeusgirlSky3 gorgeusgirlSky3 13-15 1 Response Feb 21

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    So far I speak English, Arabic, German, Swahili, Afrikaans, Spanish, French, Haitian Creole, and some Hindi. Chinese, Japanese, Finnish, and Greek are the next ones on the list. If...
    ImperialGoddess76 ImperialGoddess76 18-21, F 7 Responses Feb 22

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    I prefer writing then speaking because I have dyslexia
    cameronhaswell13 cameronhaswell13 13-15, M Feb 22

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    I speak some Italian and really like to be fluent to it. Some words are similar to Tagalog - Filipino language - such as, regalo, importante, problema :)
    anonymaes anonymaes 22-25, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    I can never be an eloquent speaker but my mind can feed me deeper thoughts that I can write in a blink, just like now...If I were your sun and you're my moon,Can we meet halfway...
    4BlackForest 4BlackForest 36-40, F 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    I've always been the one who writes love poems and cries quietly in her blue room. The one who eats and slides the sharp blade across her wrists and arms. The one who speaks five...
    lace1996 lace1996 18-21, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Conversation flows more naturally when I can see the face of who I'm speaking with, I can see if they are liking the subject, I can see their expression so I know which topics they...
    HeterosexualTransexual HeterosexualTransexual 18-21, T 2 days ago

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    There was An accident on work today, i could have tould before that happen, but i have an speech issue, i cant pronunce some sounds, And i just couldent speak, too shy, too scared...
    Mysorrow Mysorrow 18-21, M 1 day ago

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    I hate it everyone speaks for me. A person asks me
    kitty609 kitty609 18-21, F 20 hrs ago

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    Why can't you be MORE LIKE LLOYD BRAUN?
    howie79 howie79 31-35, M 2 Responses Feb 14

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    Just remember..it's not a lie...if you believe it. Lol
    feetuswithlice feetuswithlice 18-21, M 2 Responses Feb 15

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    "Why do we have to bring wine? I hate wine, I like Pepsi" "there's no way your telling me wine is better than Pepsi" George The worlds greats social philosopher.
    Benny412 Benny412 31-35, M Feb 16

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    Is it too late to wish you all a happy new year? "I once got happy new year'd in March".
    Benny412 Benny412 31-35, M Feb 16

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    Can any pick there favorite episode? I know picking just one is hard. How about top 3?
    Benny412 Benny412 31-35, M 3 Responses Feb 16

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    "Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you." George Costanza
    SapphicMinion SapphicMinion 26-30, F 2 Responses Feb 21

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    new pair of shoes and a whole new set of the blues no more drugs, no drink to use and I'm used to doing it my way but cuss it I say roll wit the punches make it to the end of...
    heysmellthis heysmellthis 26-30, M 1 Response Feb 2

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    Yes I believe this is true and all the sweet talk means nothing to me. Actions well definitley tell you where u stand with a person.
    stupid28 stupid28 31-35, F 1 Response Feb 3

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    this is very beautiful. I really love it
    hannoon98 hannoon98 16-17 3 Responses Feb 4

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    Amen!!:D my ex (was a short relationship) told me he loved me, but he never took the time out and made a real effort to try to initiate a conversation. Sometimes even a little...
    mariya03 mariya03 18-21, F 4 Responses Feb 4

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    JLPT レベル N2 合格しました〜! I passed the JLPT N2! I'm so happy.
    alilight alilight 13-15, F 4 Responses Feb 5

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    I currently know English (obviously) and American Sign Language. I'm trying to learn spanish now, and then I'll go to french
    notsosecretparade notsosecretparade 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 6

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    Learned French, English, Italian, Indonesian, Mandarin, Mexican Spanish, Russian, Japanese and Korean.
    annaambrose annaambrose 16-17 6 Responses Feb 6

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    They sure do... But words can cut like a knife and wound forever...
    MistyMoon1 MistyMoon1 41-45, F 25 Responses Feb 8

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    Sometimes you hold back from talking to someone...not because if your pride or because you fear rejection, but because you know deep down that if they wanted to be in your life...