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I Speak Seinfeld

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    I Know Every Line.

    I've seen every Seinfeld episode at least a hundred times each. I think I probably know every line off by heart. I literally speak Seinfeld. I'm sure I could quote you pretty much any line. Don't believe me? Test me. :)
    CreedenceGold CreedenceGold 18-21, M 2 Responses Apr 10, 2012

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    You'll Get My Vote If You Speak Seinfeld

    I find it to be a cultural thing.  I have met many people from outside the NYC area that don't always understand my sense of humor because they never got into Seinfeld.  I currently live 15 miles from NYC and many times certain trigger words will spark a reaction.  A perfect...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Oct 18, 2011

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    English is not my native language. Sometimes it gets so irritating to speak with clumsy phrases and completely wrong grammar. Sorry guys I am doing my best to learn English quickly...
    carryco carryco 26-30, F 4 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    Point of choosing wireless speaker1. To pick any wireless audio you have to target whether it is built-in battery or otherwise, products without any built-in battery is not...
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    Point of choosing wireless speaker1. To choose any wireless audio it is advisable to center on be it built-in battery you aren't, products without having built-in battery is not...
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    One of the most affordable forms of entertainment is enjoying music. In addition to that, nowadays, it is possible to bring music anywhere. At gyms, barbecues, picnics, etc. A...
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    I am I and you are you whatever we are to each other our hearts know. I speak to your heart ,every moment I crave for your touch. Knowing Impossible cant be made possible still why...
    winterfall winterfall 36-40 a week ago

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    If there is something very personal,i will speak face to face and if the things that i want to say are not that personal then i use phone and i dont call them i only text.But...
    Roadguy Roadguy 26-30, M 1 Response Oct 2

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    im gonna have my english test on nov. 1 and still im not contented with my speaking skills, and im worried that ill get speechless if my invigilator is british, so any british that...
    posh02 posh02 22-25, F Oct 8

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    Glad I'm not alone. My grandmother has said I'm not Puerto Rican, I'm American because of this. My mom says I speak Spanish like aMexican, yet I'm the only one from my family...
    EVazquez EVazquez 22-25, M Oct 9

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    Could anyone help me to learn speaking english on skype please? I have to do the presentation in english next 3 weeks and i'm so nervous now because i can't even regularly speak...
    mangoteen mangoteen 18-21, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Urdu is just amazing, even though I was born in the USA In New York, the first language I was most comfortable with was Urdu. I think it's such a respectful tone to speak in...
    Amyyy000 Amyyy000 13-15, F 3 days ago

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    Oh yes I do....welcome to Texas! I speak Spanish 75% of my work day and I will say sometimes I find it hard to switch over when I leave!
    lavioletta lavioletta 31-35, F 3 Responses Oct 2

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    It is quite hard but i would be amazing to speak fluently!
    cleocat1234 cleocat1234 13-15, F Oct 3

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    I had to train myself to speak when I thought of what to say, and not wait to "check with me" if it was a good thing to say or not. Obviously in any kind of group, by the time I...
    dontcareforlabels dontcareforlabels 41-45, M Oct 5

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    Texting is ok. Voice phone calls I absolutely cant stand! I hate phone!!! So yeah I'd rather speak face to face if possible.
    SadisticPsychoBitch SadisticPsychoBitch 31-35, F 2 Responses Oct 6

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    I hate it. I get so nervous. I feel like I'm not making sense when I speak and stumble over my words but when I've done it (and I've done it a lot) I've been told I sound...
    Kindal Kindal 46-50, F 1 Response Oct 11

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    I vocalize my feelings at a given moment. I verbalize raw emotion. I am transparent. No guessing game. I say and write the exact line that comes from my mind. If speaking my mind...
    0nOpalsMind 0nOpalsMind 41-45, F 6 Responses Oct 15

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    This is my hardest time i've ever experience. I'm not good at English but my parents sent me to study abroad. I can understand what people say to me but it's kind of hard for me to...
    Matida Matida 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 16

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    Don't tell me you miss me. Tell me you're on your way to see me... Actions speak louder than words
    margai margai 41-45, F 12 Responses Oct 22

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    Yeah can speak Japanese I have been learning it since I was 12 and I'm going to Tokyo in November for a university program over there I'm sooooo excited!!!! :D :D :D I have been to...
    ccher95 ccher95 18-21, F a week ago

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    I understand punjabi quite well and can smack in it but my vocabulary isn't where it should be. I would love to speak it fluently. It is a very rich language..just like urdu. Urdu...
    Unlearn Unlearn 31-35, M 1 Response a week ago

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    I speak english, mandarin, malay, cantonese, hokkien, korean, a little french, spanish and a little german.
    cestmoiJoelle cestmoiJoelle 16-17, F 7 Responses 4 days ago

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    Well I speak English and Hungarian fluently from my father and since I was raised in Scotland. I picked up a bit of Russian from my mother although I'm still pretty terrible. I the...
    JacobStark JacobStark 18-21, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    I speak English, ***** and bullshit... Be ******' jealous ******* :) lol wtf
    Keyyuhn Keyyuhn 13-15, F 4 days ago

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    I can speak English of course Yht E lyh cbayg ym prat vnus vehyma vyhdyco dah 'eb Qav 'ach wej least tlhIngan laH vaj jIvItpu' Go ahead an call me a nerd but it's ok I love it!
    cloudstrife85 cloudstrife85 26-30, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Jerry: So why do you like him? Elaine: Because he doesn't pay any attention to me and he ignores me. Jerry: So? Elaine: I respect that. There. I finally understand love. :)
    ftmFreddy ftmFreddy 18-21, T Oct 9

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    I am recently watching a documentary about a Chinese guy hitchhiked all the way from Beijing to Berlin to see his girlfriend. His girlfriend was going back to Germany, and he...
    ChicaAudaz ChicaAudaz 18-21, F 3 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    Man's purpose in this world is to ask questions and to learn about himself and the world around him. Rarely does Man have the correct answer to anything, much less everything, but...
    JohnBobMac JohnBobMac 16-17, T 2 Responses Oct 1

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    Crecí hablando español, soy latina. Yo vivía en el sur de Tejas en la misma casa con mi madre y mis abuelos. Mis abuelos hablaban muy poco de Inglés, por lo que se comunicaban...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Oct 1

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    You can say I love you to someone for million times but if you don't prove it, then your words are nothing!
    mahdiraza mahdiraza 16-17, M 1 Response Oct 1

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    Exactly why I think a spanking is better than raising my voice or getting angry. So you better behave.
    strict4u strict4u 36-40, M Oct 2

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    Guys always tried so hard in the beginning to get the girl of their dream,but once they do,you tend to take things for granted. Why is this so.
    Fionalolita Fionalolita 22-25, F 12 Responses Oct 2

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    Too much hope and expectation leads to disappointments.
    Fionalolita Fionalolita 22-25, F 3 Responses Oct 2

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    Stop saying what you are going to do and show me. I would rather see than hear! anyone else with me.?
    Dsanders13 Dsanders13 16-17, F 2 Responses Oct 2

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    Don't say you want to kiss me. JUST KISS ME!
    ninjadentistinspace ninjadentistinspace 16-17, F 8 Responses Oct 2

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    This morning I had a heated argument with my parents. Now being in my 20's I no longer use filters when expressing how I feel. I addressed their bias treatment towards my sibling...
    SomeoneOneDay SomeoneOneDay 18-21 2 Responses Oct 2

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    If people say you can't do something, show them you can
    mattys1 mattys1 18-21, M 2 Responses Oct 3

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    I had a presentation to do in class. And my voice was shaky through the whole thing. Sounded like I was about to cry. I'm enrolled in speech class and I skip every time a speech is...
    Ebony607572 Ebony607572 18-21, F Oct 3

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    To all the guys out there,it's really simple to catch a girls heart.All you need is a sense of humour,a true gentleman,honesty,respect the ladies,show that you cares and you trust...
    Fionalolita Fionalolita 22-25, F 6 Responses Oct 3

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    I would rather live an eternity alone than live feeling as if I'm alone when I'm not alone.
    RebelOfSouthernEnvy369 RebelOfSouthernEnvy369 41-45, F Oct 3

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    大家好!我说一点儿中文。 请问,您们可以帮忙我完成我的中国课吗? 请留言给我,如果你想帮助。 谢谢!<3
    kuroze343 kuroze343 16-17, F 2 Responses Oct 3

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    So yawh an my french teacher said weewee an I was laughing so hard like everyone looked at me then my other friend was like fake laughing so that I wouldn't look stupid and I'm...
    PANDASAREAWESOME67 PANDASAREAWESOME67 13-15, M 1 Response Oct 3

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    I've attached a painting. I can't understand the character at the top of the image. I think it's Japanese. Anybody...help?
    redforest redforest 22-25, F Oct 4

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    Pero soy principiante :) Te amo España!! :)
    kgerykova1 kgerykova1 18-21, F 4 Responses Oct 5

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    Can't wait to go balloon shopping tomorrow I am stocking up and going to have a balloon room hopefully this week :D where I can go crazy popping all of my balloons sitting on them...
    Looner23 Looner23 22-25, M Oct 5

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    Only because i suck at texting and i hate not being able to read your emotions through your body language The lack of face to face convos are probably why there isn't a lot of...
    ihavenoideawhatimdoing7 ihavenoideawhatimdoing7 18-21, F 3 Responses Oct 6

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