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I Speak Seinfeld

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    I Know Every Line.

    I've seen every Seinfeld episode at least a hundred times each. I think I probably know every line off by heart. I literally speak Seinfeld. I'm sure I could quote you pretty much any line. Don't believe me? Test me. :)
    CreedenceGold CreedenceGold 18-21, M 2 Responses Apr 10, 2012

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    You'll Get My Vote If You Speak Seinfeld

    I find it to be a cultural thing.  I have met many people from outside the NYC area that don't always understand my sense of humor because they never got into Seinfeld.  I currently live 15 miles from NYC and many times certain trigger words will spark a reaction.  A perfect...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Oct 18, 2011

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    Seinfeld Friday..... So the episode where Kramer puts on his clothes straight from the dryer, comes to mind. I literally do this every morning. First thing I do is throw mine and...
    funsized1 funsized1 41-45, F 21 hrs ago

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    The best of both worlds!!! The Muppets meet Seinfeld Brilliant! :)
    funsized1 funsized1 41-45, F 16 hrs ago

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    We are very smart and unique. I mean, unlike everyone in the world, when someone speaks broken Arabic to us, we start speaking to the person in broken Arabic too, so they will...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 5 Responses Apr 30

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    I don't need you to speak for me anytime. I can speak for myself, thank you. Speak for yourself. I'm not stupid. I learnt how to speak when I was younger.
    MisunderstoodGirl69 MisunderstoodGirl69 13-15, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I need help! I'm so confused! I could write a novel about me and this guys but I'll try to keep it short cause what I'm looking for is advice! Yes I know that no one from the...
    tussilagos tussilagos 22-25, F 2 Responses Apr 27

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    Actions speak louder that words and your actions have been speaking more and longer than your words...
    teadiva teadiva 31-35, F May 12

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    That awkward moment when your spanish speaking mother momentarily forgets that you also speak spanish and starts talking trash about you when you're in the same room.
    thewalkingcello thewalkingcello 18-21, F 1 Response May 14

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    When I see a VERY young girl posting sexual crap to attract attention, and only much older men respond, yes!!! I will speak my mind!!! Getting blocked by one perv after speaking...
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    Actions speak louder then words, so believe what you see and not what you heard.
    kittykat2526 kittykat2526 18-21, F Apr 27

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    Never exchanged an "I love you" between them.. they both know.. they have always known.. never ever said it.. They feel so strong, so much.. yet only day-today activities are...
    NobodyFrvr NobodyFrvr 22-25, M 2 Responses Apr 28

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    from now on, if you can't type an entire sentence without using text speak then I can't be bothered to reply.
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F 2 Responses Apr 30

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    Sometimes I feel like I am suffocating ,I can’t breathe .Its so tiring to bottle up the feelings that brims inside. Many lonely nights I spend with my paper and pen to release...
    winterfall winterfall 36-40 Apr 30

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    Sometimes I feel like I am suffocating ,I can’t breathe .Its so tiring to bottle up the feelings that brims inside. Many lonely nights I spend with my paper and pen to release...
    winterfall winterfall 36-40 Apr 30

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    I can speak Arabic, Hebrew, and English fluently:) I want to learn more languages, I have Spanish on my list and I have Irish, for Spanish I have the basics it's not as hard but I...
    blackheartedxx blackheartedxx 16-17, F 2 Responses May 2

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    i can speak English ,French ,Arabic ,Finnish and a little bit Italian, Spanish.
    yasmiine6 yasmiine6 16-17, F 1 Response May 2

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    I can speak English,Spanish, and some French. ^.^
    hazlewood hazlewood 16-17, F May 2

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    Before you speak to me about your religion, first show it to me in how you treat other people; before you tell me how much you love your God, Show me in how much you love all His...
    Daydreaming2 Daydreaming2 41-45, F 4 Responses May 3

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    Hi anyone want to talk I can speak Spanish or English Hola quere hablar. Puedo hablar inglés o español
    Catie1028 Catie1028 13-15, F May 9

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    I don't mind speaking over text it's just I'm really bad at holding a conversation cause I'm ackward I would just rather talk in person I'm more talkable that way lol
    KaylaDem33 KaylaDem33 18-21, F 7 Responses May 10

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    18 years apart despite knows the exact location. Multiple lies told to avoid responsibility. Much reckless and selfish behavior concerned only with self gratifying. Family ties...
    SteppeChild SteppeChild 18-21, F 2 Responses May 12

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    Yes,I believe actions speak louder than words but actions can also be deceiving. A person can act a certain way to make you think they are what they act but I believe their actions...
    aloqui aloqui 18-21, F 6 Responses May 12

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    Oh that's just so true. I can't speak well but I can write like.. like I'm saying the things without a voice.
    chocolateinmyblood chocolateinmyblood 18-21, F May 14

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    Oh that's just so true. I can't speak well but I can write like.. like I'm saying the things without a voice.
    chocolateinmyblood chocolateinmyblood 18-21, F May 14

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    shitttt I really wish I could speak Spanish I feel like a disgrace.. lol I'm Colombian and Puerto Rican ..I mean I understand a little Spanish but my pronunciation is horrible...
    m3ll3900 m3ll3900 18-21, F May 14

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    Please do not use text speak when talking to me. Call me a stuck up ***** if you want, but I'd rather be a "stuck up *****", than an illiterate moron.
    x0Raynebow0x x0Raynebow0x 22-25, F 2 Responses May 15

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    I admit I text a fair amount. It has becomes a standard means of communication between myself and almost everyone I communicate with. But when I was young, we had no Internet or...
    SapioT SapioT 41-45, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I didn't learn English grammar until I spent 4 years at university. Now I have mastered a great deal of the English language, which in all honesty, isn't too difficult to learn, I...
    CryingToTheSky CryingToTheSky 51-55, M 5 days ago

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    Not afraid to speak my mind at all. I'll do it whether permitted to do so or not. If I have an opinion or a thought, I'll come right out and say it appropriate or not. I tend to...
    Philli8807 Philli8807 26-30, F 4 days ago

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    Someone who would like to speak some Portuguese ? I need to practice more
    lace1996 lace1996 18-21, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I felt my labor at work did not match my pay check. And I have a stressful job.I decided I needed a raise or I was going to quit, so I spoke to my supervisor, and she said, well...
    auntwinnie auntwinnie 26-30, F 4 days ago

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    I know how to speak arabic and clearly English but I kinda wanna improve my arabic. Intee Hamara whoever it reading this ( just kidding and by the way that was in arabic )
    PikachuIsPikachu PikachuIsPikachu 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    I don't understand why iam always need of people around me.. Someone to talk.. Someone to care.. Someone to whom I can crack some jokes.. Is this good or bad..
    naveekool naveekool 26-30, M 6 hrs ago

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    From now on, when you take a chip - just take one dip and end it!
    funsized1 funsized1 41-45, F Apr 24

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    "Alright, alright, look, I don't have grace, I don't want grace, I don't even say grace, okay?!"
    funsized1 funsized1 41-45, F 1 Response May 1

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    It's Friday y'all!!! Put your hands in the air like you just don't care!
    funsized1 funsized1 41-45, F May 1

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    I'm sporting my Vandelay Industries t-shirt today. I found it deep in my drawer. I had forgotten about it!! Haha
    funsized1 funsized1 41-45, F 3 Responses May 3

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    Kramer: Hey, you should come over. Tonight's pipe night. Jerry: What? What happened to your face? It looks like an old catcher's mitt. Kramer: What? Kramer checks it out...
    funsized1 funsized1 41-45, F 1 Response May 8

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    Jerry, good manners are the glue of society!! So true!!! Kramer is so wise....lol
    funsized1 funsized1 41-45, F a week ago

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    Yo aprendí el español en el hermoso país de México. Andé ahí de misionero voluntario de tiempo completo por dos años. Lo estudié por una hora cada mañana, y ahora lo hablo...
    wohaliunega wohaliunega 22-25, M 3 Responses Apr 23

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