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I Speak Seinfeld

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    I Know Every Line.

    I've seen every Seinfeld episode at least a hundred times each. I think I probably know every line off by heart. I literally speak Seinfeld. I'm sure I could quote you pretty much any line. Don't believe me? Test me. :)
    CreedenceGold CreedenceGold 18-21, M 2 Responses Apr 10, 2012

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    You'll Get My Vote If You Speak Seinfeld

    I find it to be a cultural thing.  I have met many people from outside the NYC area that don't always understand my sense of humor because they never got into Seinfeld.  I currently live 15 miles from NYC and many times certain trigger words will spark a reaction.  A perfect...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Oct 18, 2011

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    My sisters and I do Seinfeld Fridays where we share funnies. Thought I'd share mine you all today....Enjoy your Friday, Seinfeld style!! Jerry wakes up at the hospital. Kramer is...
    funsized1 funsized1 41-45, F 1 Response Apr 3

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    My whole entire family speaks it except my sister and I!!!!! Every time we're at a family reunion we just sit there awkwardly. Like uh wut? lol!!! I can only speak a little and...
    samipee samipee 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 6

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    I speak two languages fluently. I am born an American raised by Filipinos, White-Americans, Spaniards, and Hawaiians side of my mother's family. Both of my parents are mix. I am a...
    XxCuTiE14xX XxCuTiE14xX 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 13

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    We are very smart and unique. I mean, unlike everyone in the world, when someone speaks broken Arabic to us, we start speaking to the person in broken Arabic too, so they will...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    So my family/community like to have talking circles every once in a while. I very rarely speak... Like never. But when I do... Jk No but seriously, sometimes I feel the need to...
    cillasavage cillasavage 18-21, F Apr 11

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    afraid of what will happen, if I speak up, speak out, let them know I'm hurting. but how do you tell someone who thinks you're perfectly fine, that you dread everyday before it...
    irishlassy98 irishlassy98 16-17, F Apr 13

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    Everybody here can speak Finnish, Swedish and English (or at least they should but many people forget Swedish after school). In addition, I can speak German quite well. There are...
    DehFinn DehFinn 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 19

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    I speak Vietnamese and English, sometimes when I speak English to my family members (who is Vietnamese) I tend to add Vietnamese word in there soemtimes :3
    Jessica2801 Jessica2801 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 13

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    I need help! I'm so confused! I could write a novel about me and this guys but I'll try to keep it short cause what I'm looking for is advice! Yes I know that no one from the...
    tussilagos tussilagos 22-25, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I really don't say anything When people give me the wrong meal at restaurants or my school cafe. I just take whatever they give me. Food is food. But I really need to stand up for...
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 3

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    yes I believe action speak louder than words because if you trouble any of my siblings or my friends. I'm gonna fight you.
    unrrulytamii unrrulytamii 16-17, F Apr 4

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    I once had someone who I believed to be the one for me. for a 1.5yr the most incredible, wonderful relationship grew. then one day, like a light turning off, it went cold. I knew...
    2batinman 2batinman 46-50, M 5 Responses Apr 5

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    All the rest of my family speaks Spanish but somehow me and my two sisters don't probably cuz our parents raised us talking English and never thought of teaching us idk y :P
    squiggled squiggled 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 5

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    My family has deep roots in the Rio Grande valley, but never learned it growing as a white boy in Houston. I'm minoring in it at UH, and can read and write it reasonably well, but...
    Johnny7909 Johnny7909 22-25, M Apr 5

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    Yeah so I can surprise my friends when she starts speaking it with her family
    MyMindHurts01 MyMindHurts01 13-15, F Apr 6

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    This morning, a long-standing EP member made a number of allegations against me, including calling me a liar. As she blocked me before giving me a right to reply, I'll respond here...
    talkinaftermidnight talkinaftermidnight 36-40, M 3 Responses Apr 7

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    Most businesses appreciate the military concept of gathering intelligence on their competitors. If a business can identify new opportunities and avoid competitive threats faster...
    anthonybourke anthonybourke 41-45, M Apr 9

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    I had a 6th grade teacher introduce me to public speaking and competing in oratorical contests. No other person has had a more positive impact on my self confidence and my personal...
    jeffngeorgia jeffngeorgia 46-50, M Apr 12

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    my primary language is spanish and when i went to school as a child i had to learn english. now i am 18 and can fluently speak, write, and read both spanish and english. i am...
    toopansy toopansy 18-21, F Apr 13

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    Action speak louder than words, unless you're a mime
    mr8bitmonster mr8bitmonster 18-21, M 3 Responses Apr 13

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    To keep things vague, I'll just say this: I speak 2 languages, but it's nothing special since everyone in my area does. We just don't use one of them that much unless there are...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 13

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    Even in the age of technology I still have a fetish for speaking to people in person. If we are too far then I choose phone over texting and sending emails..I only like to text if...
    queenandcrown queenandcrown 31-35, F 1 Response Apr 14

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    Actions really do speak louder than words. It goes like this, when you know you have done plenty to help a person out and they do say thank you a lot. While that is nice, it feels...
    Devilscar Devilscar 22-25, M 2 Responses Apr 15

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    i speak French (my native language) and English
    jardougall jardougall 18-21, F 3 Responses Apr 16

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    I am a Sagittarius and a sassy southern woman. I speak my mind all the time. it has gotten me in trouble. Today I hate to bite my tongue to keep from telling off my ex husband. I...
    BeyondGreenEyes BeyondGreenEyes 31-35, F 6 Responses Apr 19

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    I want to learn to speak French and sign language which is technically learning another language
    awayfromlife awayfromlife 13-15, F Apr 19

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    I'm afraid if I speak my mind everyone will find me annoying/mean/stupid and they will leave me and I'll have no friends
    yoli5656 yoli5656 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 20

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    I speak english, but my first language is swedish ^-^
    whaaatt whaaatt 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 21

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    Actions speak louder then words, so believe what you see and not what you heard.
    kittykat2526 kittykat2526 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    Never exchanged an "I love you" between them.. they both know.. they have always known.. never ever said it.. They feel so strong, so much.. yet only day-today activities are...
    NobodyFrvr NobodyFrvr 22-25, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    from now on, if you can't type an entire sentence without using text speak then I can't be bothered to reply.
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    Sometimes I feel like I am suffocating ,I can’t breathe .Its so tiring to bottle up the feelings that brims inside. Many lonely nights I spend with my paper and pen to release...
    winterfall winterfall 36-40 2 days ago

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    Sometimes I feel like I am suffocating ,I can’t breathe .Its so tiring to bottle up the feelings that brims inside. Many lonely nights I spend with my paper and pen to release...
    winterfall winterfall 36-40 2 days ago

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    I can speak Arabic, Hebrew, and English fluently:) I want to learn more languages, I have Spanish on my list and I have Irish, for Spanish I have the basics it's not as hard but I...
    blackheartedxx blackheartedxx 16-17, F 2 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    i can speak English ,French ,Arabic ,Finnish and a little bit Italian, Spanish.
    yasmiine6 yasmiine6 16-17, F 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    I can speak English,Spanish, and some French. ^.^
    hazlewood hazlewood 16-17, F 5 hrs ago

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    This would be the best birthday cake ever!!
    funsized1 funsized1 41-45, F Apr 3

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    "Hey Elaine, have you noticed your boyfriend has developed an annoying little habit?" "The squinting?" "No." "The staring?" "No. He keeps asking me to give him a high-five." "I...
    funsized1 funsized1 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 10

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    Gotta love Kramer!!! Happy Friday!
    funsized1 funsized1 41-45, F 3 Responses Apr 17

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