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I Speak Seinfeld

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    I Know Every Line.

    I've seen every Seinfeld episode at least a hundred times each. I think I probably know every line off by heart. I literally speak Seinfeld. I'm sure I could quote you pretty much any line. Don't believe me? Test me. :)
    CreedenceGold CreedenceGold 18-21, M 2 Responses Apr 10, 2012

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    You'll Get My Vote If You Speak Seinfeld

    I find it to be a cultural thing.  I have met many people from outside the NYC area that don't always understand my sense of humor because they never got into Seinfeld.  I currently live 15 miles from NYC and many times certain trigger words will spark a reaction.  A perfect...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Oct 18, 2011

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    I currently speak English, French Canadian, Amharic, Arabic, and a little Italian (my parents taught me). But, hopefully one day I can speak it fluently, as well as interesting...
    KylieKaat KylieKaat 18-21, F 2 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    honestly it is true.. Am very bad at direct communication (speaking )to people especialy to girls , but am not worried about writing.. I know I have to improve to speak , its not...
    lonelyManik lonelyManik 26-30, M 2 Responses Nov 20

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    Fortunately, advances in wireless technology, such as Bluetooth, has made such home and business computer networking a relatively simple matter; at the same time, dramatic drops in...
    game3personal game3personal 22-25, M Nov 23

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    I don't really do well at speaking. This is partially because of my social anxiety. When I text or type things to people, though, I feel like it's easier to think before I speak...
    RhinosaurusRex RhinosaurusRex 18-21, F Nov 23

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    To speak is a gift. I've learned this after many years of being silent and holding in my thoughts but after witnessing something that was just downright stupid and offensive I...
    JessicaTacos JessicaTacos 18-21, F Nov 23

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    If people only realized that their actions speak louder than words. Words can be said by anyone. And those words can be anything and easily said. But when their actions are...
    sml4 sml4 46-50, F 5 Responses 6 days ago

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    People say that they are there for you...or that they love you...or that they want forever...but their actions speak louder than words. When they don't call when they say they...
    RubyLane RubyLane 41-45, F 2 Responses Nov 21

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    I could spend an hour detailing how I felt hurt and she would sit there, cold as ice. When it was her turn to speak, she tore down every word that came out of my mouth until I had...
    ISellCrackForTheCIA ISellCrackForTheCIA 18-21, F Nov 23

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    Women wonder, why they get hurt when a man tells them they love them but, continues to hurt them. Never do they stop to think what actions lead for them to know that they are loved...
    miracle3054 miracle3054 31-35, F 7 Responses Nov 23

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    And I also speak Spanish. Neither of them are complicated lol
    Ashley2K14 Ashley2K14 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 24

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    And actions do speak loud,very loud volumes!
    momonsite momonsite 31-35, F 6 Responses Nov 25

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    We have a lot of silence here. It's very loud. Unfortunately, it's also speaking a foreign tongue so I don't often know what it's saying.
    justNIK justNIK 41-45, F Nov 25

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    I will all ways speak my mind off the bat.
    marvel901jones marvel901jones 41-45, M Nov 25

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    I speak about 4 languages quite fluently; Indonesian, English, German and Italian. Also currently trying to learn Spanish, Latin, Norwegian, Finnish, and Swedish. Well my love for...
    alexalivia alexalivia 13-15, F 2 Responses Nov 27

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    I speak Lebanese/ Arabic and I'm proud
    lovelypandas lovelypandas 16-17, F Dec 1

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    I am very honest and blunt, and I will always speak my mind. I will not shy away from voicing my opinion or telling someone if they are being stupid - something that's a double...
    spacepixie spacepixie 26-30, F 5 Responses Dec 2

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    I love to speak my mind and be who I really am. Rather than masking what I think to feel accepted.l by others. I hate having tgings sugar-coated.
    ModifiedMamaofTwo ModifiedMamaofTwo 16-17, F Dec 2

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    Why are there so many people who say they speak German but all I see is rape of the german language. I don't mean all the small mistakes but there are many huge mistakes. I didn't...
    DaBigA DaBigA 16-17, M 1 Response Dec 3

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    I don't, which is a bad thing. It's not even thinking before speaking. It's typing before thinking. I always type something then realize it probably wasn't a good thing, after I...
    wedgieshurtalot wedgieshurtalot 16-17, F 2 Responses Dec 3

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    I speak the truth in my head and it comes out of my mouth alot of people say I'm rude or to honest
    ForbiddenSubmissive1 ForbiddenSubmissive1 26-30, F 1 Response Dec 3

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    I want to speak persuasively not abrasively. It is often difficult to make a point clear - particularly when the people around me are upset or highly invested in what they are...
    tryingagainII tryingagainII 56-60, M Dec 3

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    I speak from my heart and soul with true conviction. I do it with respect and a set of morals I live by. If you do not like my words or viewpoints, it is your Constitutional right...
    johnny048 johnny048 46-50, M Dec 4

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    So I'm a college freshman and today in class my teacher asked me to read a page of a book we were reading. My heart literally started pounding so hard and when I started reading my...
    nn96 nn96 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 5

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    I speak Spanish, English and I'm learning Japanese!
    velvetybat velvetybat 13-15, F 3 Responses Dec 7

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    Words of knowledge, prophetic gifts, ...you may call it being psychic or having a premonition If you read how I dialogue here with God he speaks to me through this kind of...
    MrHeartaFire MrHeartaFire 41-45, M 1 Response Dec 7

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    I am a very honest person but I don't always speak my mind. There are very many things I pretend I forget about. Things I've been told or things that I've been told someone would...
    Raptax231 Raptax231 18-21, M Dec 7

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    I want To Practice English Speaking and I can teach arabic (Egyptian). write your phone number Whatsapp
    ihsacv ihsacv 26-30 Dec 8

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    I CAN speak it. But I'm hardly fluent. It's just random words and vocabulary I don't know.
    rosaf rosaf 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 8

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    If you tell me something then follow through with it. Bc i do believe actions speak louder than words.
    bellamae11 bellamae11 51-55, F 6 Responses Dec 9

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    Hi, I know a bit russian, and plan on taking an oral russian exam in 4 months. Can anyone on here help me? I would love to have a skype-buddy, to speak russian to, so I can get...
    kalithedestructor kalithedestructor 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 9

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    I speak it fluently :D i talk a bit fast though lol
    zeak18 zeak18 18-21 3 Responses Dec 10

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    But british isn't a language... It's just an term for people from the Uk... It's a tad like me saying I'm learning to speak American O_O yes I understand that there is different...
    Daisy26599 Daisy26599 13-15, F Dec 11

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    To speak abusively to your partner in public is not good. Instead you should keep quite and sort everything together at home in your privacy areas.
    fremosa fremosa 22-25, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    A Mother's Love- I did not grow up under my mother's custody. I lived with my brother under the custody of our father's mother since we were very little. We resided in the...
    SteppeChild SteppeChild 18-21, F 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    You may mess up, but you are not a mess up. You may make a mistake, but you are not a mistake. You may screw up, but you are not a screw up. You may fail, but you...
    torr62 torr62 13-15, F 4 days ago

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    Does anyone here speak spanish?
    YukiUeda17 YukiUeda17 16-17, M 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    yes, i can speak perfect German! :D
    Creacher Creacher 18-21, M 1 day ago

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    On a good day I can write into worlds into existence and tear them to the ground in the same breath. My eloquence is matched only by the articulacy of my prose. I am the sage...
    TheBlasphemousOptimist TheBlasphemousOptimist 18-21, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    Damn right I do !!!! >:D ,, I just lovvve speaking Arabic when i am around my , well , non-arab friends XD !! to those who can read it >:D : هلا :3
    TiTiChocolate TiTiChocolate 18-21 1 Response 21 hrs ago

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    When I write I just write all my feelings and pain down but when it comes to speaking I shut down and think: no one will ever listen to me so why should I talk to people in the...
    Mahrhindha Mahrhindha 16-17, F 1 Response 18 hrs ago

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    I come home to find my son treating his body like an amusement park!
    littleindigoviolet littleindigoviolet 26-30, F 2 Responses Nov 24

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    instead of beer, fermented chicken drink!
    fjb7777 fjb7777 36-40, M Nov 30

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    "No Soup for You!" - The Soup Nazi
    SecretEscape SecretEscape 36-40, F 8 Responses Dec 4

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    "I find the