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I Speak Seinfeld

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    I Know Every Line.

    I've seen every Seinfeld episode at least a hundred times each. I think I probably know every line off by heart. I literally speak Seinfeld. I'm sure I could quote you pretty much any line. Don't believe me? Test me. :)
    CreedenceGold CreedenceGold 18-21, M 2 Responses Apr 10, 2012

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    You'll Get My Vote If You Speak Seinfeld

    I find it to be a cultural thing.  I have met many people from outside the NYC area that don't always understand my sense of humor because they never got into Seinfeld.  I currently live 15 miles from NYC and many times certain trigger words will spark a reaction.  A perfect...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Oct 18, 2011

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