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I Speak Seinfeld

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    I Know Every Line.

    I've seen every Seinfeld episode at least a hundred times each. I think I probably know every line off by heart. I literally speak Seinfeld. I'm sure I could quote you pretty much any line. Don't believe me? Test me. :)
    CreedenceGold CreedenceGold 18-21, M 2 Responses Apr 10, 2012

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    You'll Get My Vote If You Speak Seinfeld

    I find it to be a cultural thing.  I have met many people from outside the NYC area that don't always understand my sense of humor because they never got into Seinfeld.  I currently live 15 miles from NYC and many times certain trigger words will spark a reaction.  A perfect...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Oct 18, 2011

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    I have realized this so many times. I keep beating around the bush when trying to make my point when I speak but when I write an email, I am totally different. How I wish I could...
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    I can speak fluent English and Cantonese, and pretty decent Mandarin..but it would be awesome to be able to speak one or two more languages too!
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    Well, a bit. I'm learning in school and have a speaking assessment coming up. I got full marks on my last speaking assessment, so I hope this one goes well!
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    I screw up my syntax in informal conversation. Also note the use of "Buffy Speak". "The thingy-thing is kind of over there." And you know what's bad? I'm a Linguistics nerd. I...
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    I can speak Spanish (my natural language) English, Italian and a little of latin :) What about you?
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    sademptynothing sademptynothing 13-15, F Aug 28

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    Sure I can speak cat, but that doesn't mean he fecking listens!
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    I speak English mainly but also have my own language which most of my friends think it's an actual language when really it's my own.
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    i'm learning to speak German.I like it, and i think its fun to learn coz i like how the word are pronounced,, but its also kinda hard. Wünscht mir viel Glück. ^_^
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    Hold-on here! I stand corrected! I am living and learning that this quote, these words are not always true!!!! I have met many souls that "act" as if this or that is true. The...
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    supergirl01 supergirl01 16-17, F Sep 5

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    ¿sabías que eres guapo y hermoso No I'm jk I can't speak spanish :c
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    At times it does... Like if someone hit me to the point of making me bleed....everyone will notice, it will be obvious... If someone makes my heart bleed with their words...it...
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    Sometimes I'm texting my friends don't relise that I'm wrighting song lyrics and there like hey isn't that a song
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    "If your actions do not prove the truth of your words, then your words are nothing more than lies"
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