I Squeeze My Toothpaste From the Middle

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    I Am Not

    the middle squeezer, it is the wife, I work the end. :-), it actually works out I guess, she works the middle, I put it all back in order.
    coloco coloco
    66-70, M
    1 Response Feb 28, 2012


    Rebel!!!! I've read the back of the box...and said F U BOX!! MUAHAHAHAHA
    ForeversNever ForeversNever
    22-25, M
    3 Responses Sep 11, 2008

    Yep. I Do It.

    It feels so ungainly and... Odd to attempt to squeeze it from the bottom. I'm gonna hafta roll the end up anyway to get the last few toothbrushfulls worth out anyway, so what's the big deal? :P
    iFortiTude iFortiTude
    1 Response Aug 11, 2008

    And It Doesn't Bother Anyone

    Yes, I must confess that I squeeze toothpaste, and all other tubes from the middle. This has not continued to be source of conflict in our home. Guess what.... We have our own tubes of toothpaste. End of story.
    ColorMeReal ColorMeReal
    41-45, F
    5 Responses Dec 14, 2007


    Rather than neatly squeezing the tube of toothpaste from the bottom, I start in the middle.  Some people neatly roll the tube as they use it but I just leave it lumpy until I have to squeeze from the bottom to get the last bit of the toothpaste out before tossing it.  I...
    Valentine Valentine
    26-30, F
    1 Response Dec 12, 2007

    I Do This.. Haha

    It annoys the hell out of my husband, but I've tried to roll up the toothpaste like he does.. I just naturally want to squeeze it from the middle. I doubt I'll ever change when it comes to that. Oh well.. he has to live with it. haha..I mean, things could be much worse.
    Beautifulimperfections Beautifulimperfections
    26-30, F
    1 Response Feb 29, 2012

    I Did It

    Yeah, I squeezed the toothpaste from the middle when I was little. But my parents still aked me to squeez it in the end of the tube... still and still they warn me not to do it.... so one day I got angry with it and I started to squeez it in that way my parents wanted... But I...
    bublina bublina
    18-21, F
    Jun 21, 2008

    And I Stand Unashamed!

    my husband hates that i do this. but i will not change. oh no. for i am a middle squeezer. and i like it that way.
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter
    26-30, F
    1 Response Dec 12, 2007

    The Middle Toothpaste

    Haha, we squeeze it from the middle too. 
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr
    36-40, F
    Sep 3, 2011

    Bwahaha Take That Toothpaste!!!

    i seriously got scolded by my mom just because of a toothpaste. whenever i tell this to my friends, they would look at me as if i'm someone from out of space. it all started one morning when i'm too tired to even comprehend what the time is (i'm not a morning person mind you...
    natsuki004 natsuki004
    18-21, F
    Mar 3, 2012
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