I Squish People Between My Thumb and Forefinger

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    I Squished My Sister

    I am 11 years older than my sister. When she was small, like 3-5 years old I used to pretend to squish her between my fingers all the while chanting, "I'm squishing your head!" She would cry the biggest crocadile tears! Screaming for me to stop smooshing her head. I thought it...
    ThatOneGrl ThatOneGrl
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Nov 22, 2010

    From Kids In the Hall ....

    Did you ever watch that show??  I remember when they first starting doing this --- I was in highschool. Then everyone starting doing this. I think I just dated myself ... oooh. I'm a gettin' old .... *grabs walker, scoots off* 
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72
    36-40, F
    1 Response May 5, 2009

    Take That Tiny Person!!

    I love to squish people between my thumb and forefinger.  You know, like when they are far away and you squint at them, pinching your fingers together and making that squish noise as you imagine their tiny body exploding.  It works best on parking attendants and people...
    Pricey Pricey
    26-30, M
    7 Responses May 3, 2009


    I really only do this to my friends in a joking way. Haha, its funn to do. I've also tooken a bunch of pictures where it looks like those two fingers are going to squish someones head, its just a fun little actionnn. Sometimes I do it to random people, but thats only...
    abstractjunkie abstractjunkie
    22-25, F
    May 4, 2009
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